The Thread Where Blackmail Holdfast Into Upgrading My Wardrobe

[Plecostomus]

...For free.

See, I came across some clips of him singing. And rather off-key at that. Hilariously off-key.

If he does not comply with my wishes I will share said... performance with the rest of the forum.

48 hour clock starts now.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I want a piece of this action.

 

[Plecostomus]

Ok now he has to upgrade my wardrobe and Shameless's as well.

Anyone else want in?

 

[Holdfast]

I did once post some singing clips on this board, years ago. More terrible than tenor, I do assure you. So your threats hold no power over me.

Publish, and be damned!

Mind you, I highly approve of spending Other People's Money on your wardrobe. Just not mine either. I suggest a whipround. Starting with Shameless, he likes that sort of thing...

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

No that's a reach around.

 

[Plecostomus]

Actually my clothes are fine for the lifestyle I live (American working slob) this was more of a poke at the person who sent me the clips than a serious attempt at extortion.

 

[Holdfast]

No that's a reach around.

Oh joy. Now I'm going to need the brain soap again. And too much scrubbing makes me go all muzzy-headed.

Actually my clothes are fine for the lifestyle I live (American working slob) this was more of a poke at the person who sent me the clips than a serious attempt at extortion.

I'm both flattered and scared that someone has archived them. This must be what A-listers feel like when they ask the judge for that restraining order.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

You saw it! You can't un-see it!

 

[Plecostomus]

This fellow apparently has the goods on ALL the moderators. I have here in my possession a document that will make SPOCKED cry.

All I had to give him in trade for access to the archives was a box of puppies and a set of new chopsticks.

 

[ShamelessMcBundy]

I want that one! Give it to me now!

 

[An Officer]

If we all had a good rummage around online, we could probably find all sorts of stuff about fellow posters... I'm surprised anyone would actually do so though.

 

[iguana_tonante]

I would love Holdie to upgrade my wardrobe too but I have no bargaining power except my natural charm and animal magnetism. And I can't follow his fashion advices all by myself because I would spend three times my salary just to buy the shoes!

 

[trampledamage]

Thank God I haven't been a mod long enough for anyone to care!

 

[RJDiogenes]

This fellow apparently has the goods on ALL the moderators.

Can you send me a copy of my Sex Tape? I lost mine in a Hard Drive crash.

 

[Deckerd]

Can you send me a copy of my Sex Tape? I lost mine in a Hard Drive crash.

fnar fnar

 

[Amaris]

Holdfast needs to upgrade my wardrobe. However, in lieu of blackmail, I will instead threaten to sing British pop songs in my godforsaken Midwest American accent.


J.

 

[Deckerd]

Never gonna give you up...

 

[ITL]

Holdfast needs to upgrade my wardrobe. However, in lieu of blackmail, I will instead threaten to sing British pop songs in my godforsaken Midwest American accent.


J.

I've got earplugs. Do your worst.

 

[RoJoHen]

Thank God I haven't been a mod long enough for anyone to care!

...that you know of.

 

[Plecostomus]

This fellow apparently has the goods on ALL the moderators.

Can you send me a copy of my Sex Tape? I lost mine in a Hard Drive crash.

The one of you and the underage Mermaid from Ren_Next or the one of you and Roxann Dawson on the set of Voyager?