Exactly--I was talking about comic books, which are most definitely five-minute fluff.
As I've already said, that's an inane generalization. Comics are not a style or a genre. They're a
medium in which many different kinds of stories can be told. There's as much diversity in comics as there is in books, plays, movies, TV shows, etc. It's ludicrous to assume that every single work ever created in a given medium is identical in content, substance, or quality.
Yes, there are comics that are fluff, just as there are movies, TV shows, books, etc. that are fluff. There are also comics that are brilliant, deep, sophisticated, thought-provoking tales, just as there are in any other medium. And there are comics that are everything in between those extremes, just as in any other medium.
Yes, some comics these days are so decompressed and art-heavy that they can be read in five minutes. But plenty of other comics are told in a more condensed form or with more verbiage, and plenty require more thought and care to process. I've generally found over the years that a typical comic book takes around 12-15 minutes to read, give or take, and I tend to read them fairly quickly, not lingering on the art. It depends on the particular book, the particular author and artist, the particular publisher, decade, etc. And then there are various different formats behind the typical 22-page single issue: graphic novels, manga-style digests, etc. It's a medium, not a single style. It's nonsense to equate the medium with the nature or worth of the material.
Something I'd like to add--I'm not sure I'd say being able to read something relatively quickly is a negative trait. Comics are probably faster reads than a novelization of the same story because in a lot of ways they're
more efficient. A page of a comic is likely to be worth several prose pages of description, giving details in a manner impossible for well-written prose to convey.
The bandwidth of a comic page is much higher in regards to visual information than a novel page, and is at least as high when it comes to character expression and subtle cues that would be difficult to pull off without obvious telegraphing in a novel. The dialogue process is also much more transparent in a comics. No "John saids" to get in the way. No "John opined, with a worried look on his face" that damage the flow of the conservation. So, yeah, I can get aboard with the idea a comic book
takes less time to convey an equivalent idea than a novel. But I'm going to go out on a limb and say that's a good thing. Which is quicker to understand: a picture of a starship, or five hundred words of description? Which more fully places the image in the reader's mind? Which is
more interesting to see?
(And yes, prose can do more than relate its appearance. It can tell you about its capabilities and crew and stuff like that, but 1)ordinarily if this info is important enough for one to give a crap, it should be drawn out via the story, not through bald exposition and 2)comics are capable of doing bald exposition just as well, if need be.)
Further, the mental images a reader gets from a novel, however good, are going to be based, nine parts of ten, on
their own imagination--this is a neutral observation, and it's what some people really like about novels. But (good) comics are probably a better
communication tool in the sense that less of the message is lost: the creators' ideas are capable of being more fully communicated as the creators imagined them.
(Good) comics are also better at controlling setting and flow, using much the same techniques that film has available to it. Imagine the parallel scenes in Watchmen, and try to write that as prose--I would bet good money that it would suck.
Now one thing prose
does really excel at is describing the inner life. (Well, that, and it's cheaper and easier to write shit than to draw shit). I might say that comics don't do that quite as well. Comics have the benefit of being able to do multi-track first person narration with less confusion and literary gymnastics than a novel, but ultimately the medium
might be said to fall short of prose's ability to fully flesh out individual characters.
One might notice I keep appending "good" to "comics." Well, duh.
Bad comics are going to be at least as bad as bad novels or bad movies. Take the plot from Nemesis, and it is going to suck in any incarnation, whether that be film, comic, novel, epic poem, or interpretive dance (actually, I'd watch that).
And in Nerys' defense, if all she's ever read are Star Trek comics, then her viewpoint becomes a lot more understandable, because I know I've never read a good one (maybe Byrne's are good).
I will also accept the proposition that monthlies suck. That's a truism, and even when they don't suck outright they seldom provide a good value. The industry should have gone to an entirely-trade format about a decade ago, for the reason that monthlies are too expensive, as well as because the monthly format waters down concepts that are best left fallow unless someone has an actual good idea to use them in.
But those complaints miss the mark; the format is exactly that--and not a medium.
As a final note, dismissing a medium isn't the cardinal sin. I dismiss poetry for the most part because I don't like it. I just don't like most poetry; all media are not necessarily for all people. But best not to dismiss it with chauvinism--I'd never call a poem "fluff," because I understand there is art and work that are put into it, even if it isn't likely to be for me.
Then again, set it to some bitchin' guitar riffs, and I might even enjoy it.
For those who think comics are just Bam! Poff! Pow!, pick up any volume of The League of Extraordinary Gentleman — if you can breeze through that in five minutes, you're not really reading it.
Well it's got that prose stuff at the end of each chapter. That takes a while.
I actually agree with all the stuff you quoted as being awesome (yes, even the poem!

), but wonder a bit if it really represents the strength of comics. It represents the strength of Gaiman's
words, but not his and Shawn McManus (iirc) and Marc Hempel's
comics. It's like quoting a line from Pulp Fiction and saying that's why Quentin Tarantino is a good
director...