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The SNL Presidential Parodies Hurt/Heal Game

Dan Aykroyd as Bob Dole: 10
Phil Hartman as Ronald Reagan: 1
Phil Hartman as Bill Clinton: 4
Dana Carvey as George Herbert Walker Bush: 13
Dana Carvey as Ross Perot: 7
Darrell Hammond as Bill Clinton: 12
Darrell Hammond as Al Gore: 12 +
Norm Macdonald as Bob Dole: 11
Will Ferrell as George W. Bush: 4
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin: 11 -

Eliminated
11th: Phil Hartman as James Stockdale
12th: Will Ferrell as Janet Reno
13th: Dan Aykroyd as Jimmy Carter
14th: Jon Lovitz as Michael Dukakis
15th: Dan Aykroyd as Richard Nixon
16th: Darrell Hammond as Dick Cheney
17th: Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford
18th: Darrell Hammond as John McCain
19th: Seth Meyers as John Kerry
20th: Jason Sudeikis as George W. Bush
21st: Fred Armisen as Barack Obama
22nd: Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton
23rd: Will Forte as George W. Bush
 
Dan Aykroyd as Bob Dole: 10
Phil Hartman as Ronald Reagan: 3+
Phil Hartman as Bill Clinton: 4
Dana Carvey as George Herbert Walker Bush: 11 -
Dana Carvey as Ross Perot: 7
Darrell Hammond as Bill Clinton: 12
Darrell Hammond as Al Gore: 12
Norm Macdonald as Bob Dole: 11
Will Ferrell as George W. Bush: 4
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin: 11

Eliminated
11th: Phil Hartman as James Stockdale
12th: Will Ferrell as Janet Reno
13th: Dan Aykroyd as Jimmy Carter
14th: Jon Lovitz as Michael Dukakis
15th: Dan Aykroyd as Richard Nixon
16th: Darrell Hammond as Dick Cheney
17th: Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford
18th: Darrell Hammond as John McCain
19th: Seth Meyers as John Kerry
20th: Jason Sudeikis as George W. Bush
21st: Fred Armisen as Barack Obama
22nd: Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton
23rd: Will Forte as George W. Bush
 
MeanJoePhaser said:
Dan Aykroyd as Bob Dole: 10
Phil Hartman as Ronald Reagan: 3+
Phil Hartman as Bill Clinton: 4
Dana Carvey as George Herbert Walker Bush: 11 -
Dana Carvey as Ross Perot: 7
Darrell Hammond as Bill Clinton: 12
Darrell Hammond as Al Gore: 12
Norm Macdonald as Bob Dole: 11
Will Ferrell as George W. Bush: 4
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin: 11

Eliminated
11th: Phil Hartman as James Stockdale
12th: Will Ferrell as Janet Reno
13th: Dan Aykroyd as Jimmy Carter
14th: Jon Lovitz as Michael Dukakis
15th: Dan Aykroyd as Richard Nixon
16th: Darrell Hammond as Dick Cheney
17th: Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford
18th: Darrell Hammond as John McCain
19th: Seth Meyers as John Kerry
20th: Jason Sudeikis as George W. Bush
21st: Fred Armisen as Barack Obama
22nd: Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton
23rd: Will Forte as George W. Bush
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Heal only adds 1, not 2, so it should be:

Dan Aykroyd as Bob Dole: 10
Phil Hartman as Ronald Reagan: 2
Phil Hartman as Bill Clinton: 4
Dana Carvey as George Herbert Walker Bush: 11
Dana Carvey as Ross Perot: 7
Darrell Hammond as Bill Clinton: 12
Darrell Hammond as Al Gore: 12
Norm Macdonald as Bob Dole: 11
Will Ferrell as George W. Bush: 4
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin: 11

Eliminated
11th: Phil Hartman as James Stockdale
12th: Will Ferrell as Janet Reno
13th: Dan Aykroyd as Jimmy Carter
14th: Jon Lovitz as Michael Dukakis
15th: Dan Aykroyd as Richard Nixon
16th: Darrell Hammond as Dick Cheney
17th: Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford
18th: Darrell Hammond as John McCain
19th: Seth Meyers as John Kerry
20th: Jason Sudeikis as George W. Bush
21st: Fred Armisen as Barack Obama
22nd: Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton
23rd: Will Forte as George W. Bush
 
Dan Aykroyd as Bob Dole: 8 -
Phil Hartman as Ronald Reagan: 2
Phil Hartman as Bill Clinton: 4
Dana Carvey as George Herbert Walker Bush: 12 +
Dana Carvey as Ross Perot: 7
Darrell Hammond as Bill Clinton: 12
Darrell Hammond as Al Gore: 12
Norm Macdonald as Bob Dole: 11
Will Ferrell as George W. Bush: 4
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin: 11

Eliminated
11th: Phil Hartman as James Stockdale
12th: Will Ferrell as Janet Reno
13th: Dan Aykroyd as Jimmy Carter
14th: Jon Lovitz as Michael Dukakis
15th: Dan Aykroyd as Richard Nixon
16th: Darrell Hammond as Dick Cheney
17th: Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford
18th: Darrell Hammond as John McCain
19th: Seth Meyers as John Kerry
20th: Jason Sudeikis as George W. Bush
21st: Fred Armisen as Barack Obama
22nd: Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton
23rd: Will Forte as George W. Bush
 
Dan Aykroyd as Bob Dole: 8
Phil Hartman as Ronald Reagan: 2
Phil Hartman as Bill Clinton: 4
Dana Carvey as George Herbert Walker Bush: 12
Dana Carvey as Ross Perot: 7 +
Darrell Hammond as Bill Clinton: 12
Darrell Hammond as Al Gore: 12
Norm Macdonald as Bob Dole: 9 -
Will Ferrell as George W. Bush: 4
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin: 11

Eliminated
11th: Phil Hartman as James Stockdale
12th: Will Ferrell as Janet Reno
13th: Dan Aykroyd as Jimmy Carter
14th: Jon Lovitz as Michael Dukakis
15th: Dan Aykroyd as Richard Nixon
16th: Darrell Hammond as Dick Cheney
17th: Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford
18th: Darrell Hammond as John McCain
19th: Seth Meyers as John Kerry
20th: Jason Sudeikis as George W. Bush
21st: Fred Armisen as Barack Obama
22nd: Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton
23rd: Will Forte as George W. Bush
 
^You forgot to add the point to Perot, so the tally is...

Dan Aykroyd as Bob Dole: 8
Phil Hartman as Ronald Reagan: 2
Phil Hartman as Bill Clinton: 4
Dana Carvey as George Herbert Walker Bush: 12
Dana Carvey as Ross Perot: 8
Darrell Hammond as Bill Clinton: 12
Darrell Hammond as Al Gore: 12
Norm Macdonald as Bob Dole: 9
Will Ferrell as George W. Bush: 4
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin: 11

Eliminated
11th: Phil Hartman as James Stockdale
12th: Will Ferrell as Janet Reno
13th: Dan Aykroyd as Jimmy Carter
14th: Jon Lovitz as Michael Dukakis
15th: Dan Aykroyd as Richard Nixon
16th: Darrell Hammond as Dick Cheney
17th: Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford
18th: Darrell Hammond as John McCain
19th: Seth Meyers as John Kerry
20th: Jason Sudeikis as George W. Bush
21st: Fred Armisen as Barack Obama
22nd: Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton
23rd: Will Forte as George W. Bush
 
Dan Aykroyd as Bob Dole: 8
Phil Hartman as Ronald Reagan: 2
Phil Hartman as Bill Clinton: 4
Dana Carvey as George Herbert Walker Bush: 12
Dana Carvey as Ross Perot: 8
Darrell Hammond as Bill Clinton: 12
Darrell Hammond as Al Gore: 12
Norm Macdonald as Bob Dole: 10 +
Will Ferrell as George W. Bush: 4
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin: 9 -

Eliminated
11th: Phil Hartman as James Stockdale
12th: Will Ferrell as Janet Reno
13th: Dan Aykroyd as Jimmy Carter
14th: Jon Lovitz as Michael Dukakis
15th: Dan Aykroyd as Richard Nixon
16th: Darrell Hammond as Dick Cheney
17th: Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford
18th: Darrell Hammond as John McCain
19th: Seth Meyers as John Kerry
20th: Jason Sudeikis as George W. Bush
21st: Fred Armisen as Barack Obama
22nd: Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton
23rd: Will Forte as George W. Bush
 
Dan Aykroyd as Bob Dole: 6 -
Phil Hartman as Ronald Reagan: 2
Phil Hartman as Bill Clinton: 4
Dana Carvey as George Herbert Walker Bush: 12
Dana Carvey as Ross Perot: 10 +
Darrell Hammond as Bill Clinton: 12
Darrell Hammond as Al Gore: 12
Norm Macdonald as Bob Dole: 10
Will Ferrell as George W. Bush: 4
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin: 9

Eliminated
11th: Phil Hartman as James Stockdale
12th: Will Ferrell as Janet Reno
13th: Dan Aykroyd as Jimmy Carter
14th: Jon Lovitz as Michael Dukakis
15th: Dan Aykroyd as Richard Nixon
16th: Darrell Hammond as Dick Cheney
17th: Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford
18th: Darrell Hammond as John McCain
19th: Seth Meyers as John Kerry
20th: Jason Sudeikis as George W. Bush
21st: Fred Armisen as Barack Obama
22nd: Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton
23rd: Will Forte as George W. Bush[/quote]
 
Dan Aykroyd as Bob Dole: 6
Phil Hartman as Ronald Reagan: 3 + (got it right this time)
Phil Hartman as Bill Clinton: 4
Dana Carvey as George Herbert Walker Bush: 10 -
Dana Carvey as Ross Perot: 10
Darrell Hammond as Bill Clinton: 12
Darrell Hammond as Al Gore: 12
Norm Macdonald as Bob Dole: 10
Will Ferrell as George W. Bush: 4
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin: 9

Eliminated
11th: Phil Hartman as James Stockdale
12th: Will Ferrell as Janet Reno
13th: Dan Aykroyd as Jimmy Carter
14th: Jon Lovitz as Michael Dukakis
15th: Dan Aykroyd as Richard Nixon
16th: Darrell Hammond as Dick Cheney
17th: Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford
18th: Darrell Hammond as John McCain
19th: Seth Meyers as John Kerry
20th: Jason Sudeikis as George W. Bush
21st: Fred Armisen as Barack Obama
22nd: Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton
23rd: Will Forte as George W. Bush
 
Actually, Morpheus screwed up again and gave Perot 2 points rather than 1. So the current score should be:

Dan Aykroyd as Bob Dole: 6
Phil Hartman as Ronald Reagan: 3
Phil Hartman as Bill Clinton: 4
Dana Carvey as George Herbert Walker Bush: 10
Dana Carvey as Ross Perot: 9
Darrell Hammond as Bill Clinton: 12
Darrell Hammond as Al Gore: 12
Norm Macdonald as Bob Dole: 10
Will Ferrell as George W. Bush: 4
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin: 9

Eliminated
11th: Phil Hartman as James Stockdale
12th: Will Ferrell as Janet Reno
13th: Dan Aykroyd as Jimmy Carter
14th: Jon Lovitz as Michael Dukakis
15th: Dan Aykroyd as Richard Nixon
16th: Darrell Hammond as Dick Cheney
17th: Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford
18th: Darrell Hammond as John McCain
19th: Seth Meyers as John Kerry
20th: Jason Sudeikis as George W. Bush
21st: Fred Armisen as Barack Obama
22nd: Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton
23rd: Will Forte as George W. Bush
 
Dan Aykroyd as Bob Dole: 6
Phil Hartman as Ronald Reagan: 3
Phil Hartman as Bill Clinton: 4
Dana Carvey as George Herbert Walker Bush: 11 +
Dana Carvey as Ross Perot: 7 -
Darrell Hammond as Bill Clinton: 12
Darrell Hammond as Al Gore: 12
Norm Macdonald as Bob Dole: 10
Will Ferrell as George W. Bush: 4
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin: 9

Eliminated
11th: Phil Hartman as James Stockdale
12th: Will Ferrell as Janet Reno
13th: Dan Aykroyd as Jimmy Carter
14th: Jon Lovitz as Michael Dukakis
15th: Dan Aykroyd as Richard Nixon
16th: Darrell Hammond as Dick Cheney
17th: Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford
18th: Darrell Hammond as John McCain
19th: Seth Meyers as John Kerry
20th: Jason Sudeikis as George W. Bush
21st: Fred Armisen as Barack Obama
22nd: Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton
23rd: Will Forte as George W. Bush
 
Dan Aykroyd as Bob Dole: 6
Phil Hartman as Ronald Reagan: 3
Phil Hartman as Bill Clinton: 2 -
Dana Carvey as George Herbert Walker Bush: 11
Dana Carvey as Ross Perot: 7
Darrell Hammond as Bill Clinton: 12
Darrell Hammond as Al Gore: 12
Norm Macdonald as Bob Dole: 11 +
Will Ferrell as George W. Bush: 4
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin: 9

Eliminated
11th: Phil Hartman as James Stockdale
12th: Will Ferrell as Janet Reno
13th: Dan Aykroyd as Jimmy Carter
14th: Jon Lovitz as Michael Dukakis
15th: Dan Aykroyd as Richard Nixon
16th: Darrell Hammond as Dick Cheney
17th: Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford
18th: Darrell Hammond as John McCain
19th: Seth Meyers as John Kerry
20th: Jason Sudeikis as George W. Bush
21st: Fred Armisen as Barack Obama
22nd: Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton
23rd: Will Forte as George W. Bush
 
Dan Aykroyd as Bob Dole: 6
Phil Hartman as Ronald Reagan: 3
Phil Hartman as Bill Clinton: 2
Dana Carvey as George Herbert Walker Bush: 11
Dana Carvey as Ross Perot: 8 +
Darrell Hammond as Bill Clinton: 12
Darrell Hammond as Al Gore: 12
Norm Macdonald as Bob Dole: 11
Will Ferrell as George W. Bush: 2 -
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin: 9

Eliminated
11th: Phil Hartman as James Stockdale
12th: Will Ferrell as Janet Reno
13th: Dan Aykroyd as Jimmy Carter
14th: Jon Lovitz as Michael Dukakis
15th: Dan Aykroyd as Richard Nixon
16th: Darrell Hammond as Dick Cheney
17th: Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford
18th: Darrell Hammond as John McCain
19th: Seth Meyers as John Kerry
20th: Jason Sudeikis as George W. Bush
21st: Fred Armisen as Barack Obama
22nd: Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton
23rd: Will Forte as George W. Bush
 
They're saying that McCain might be making an appearance on SNL tonight. Hopefully he'll take a political chance on actually being funny, as he was in his previous appearances, rather than playing things too cautiously.


Dan Aykroyd as Bob Dole: 4 -
Phil Hartman as Ronald Reagan: 3
Phil Hartman as Bill Clinton: 2
Dana Carvey as George Herbert Walker Bush: 12 +
Dana Carvey as Ross Perot: 8
Darrell Hammond as Bill Clinton: 12
Darrell Hammond as Al Gore: 12
Norm Macdonald as Bob Dole: 11
Will Ferrell as George W. Bush: 2
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin: 9

Eliminated
11th: Phil Hartman as James Stockdale
12th: Will Ferrell as Janet Reno
13th: Dan Aykroyd as Jimmy Carter
14th: Jon Lovitz as Michael Dukakis
15th: Dan Aykroyd as Richard Nixon
16th: Darrell Hammond as Dick Cheney
17th: Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford
18th: Darrell Hammond as John McCain
19th: Seth Meyers as John Kerry
20th: Jason Sudeikis as George W. Bush
21st: Fred Armisen as Barack Obama
22nd: Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton
23rd: Will Forte as George W. Bush
 
Dan Aykroyd as Bob Dole: 4
Phil Hartman as Ronald Reagan: 4 +
Phil Hartman as Bill Clinton: 2
Dana Carvey as George Herbert Walker Bush: 10 -
Dana Carvey as Ross Perot: 8
Darrell Hammond as Bill Clinton: 12
Darrell Hammond as Al Gore: 12
Norm Macdonald as Bob Dole: 11
Will Ferrell as George W. Bush: 2
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin: 9

Eliminated
11th: Phil Hartman as James Stockdale
12th: Will Ferrell as Janet Reno
13th: Dan Aykroyd as Jimmy Carter
14th: Jon Lovitz as Michael Dukakis
15th: Dan Aykroyd as Richard Nixon
16th: Darrell Hammond as Dick Cheney
17th: Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford
18th: Darrell Hammond as John McCain
19th: Seth Meyers as John Kerry
20th: Jason Sudeikis as George W. Bush
21st: Fred Armisen as Barack Obama
22nd: Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton
23rd: Will Forte as George W. Bush
 
Hartman as Clinton is eliminated. First elimination in a long time:

Dan Aykroyd as Bob Dole: 5 +
Phil Hartman as Ronald Reagan: 4
Dana Carvey as George Herbert Walker Bush: 10
Dana Carvey as Ross Perot: 8
Darrell Hammond as Bill Clinton: 12
Darrell Hammond as Al Gore: 12
Norm Macdonald as Bob Dole: 11
Will Ferrell as George W. Bush: 2
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin: 9

Eliminated
10th: Phil Hartman as Bill Clinton
11th: Phil Hartman as James Stockdale
12th: Will Ferrell as Janet Reno
13th: Dan Aykroyd as Jimmy Carter
14th: Jon Lovitz as Michael Dukakis
15th: Dan Aykroyd as Richard Nixon
16th: Darrell Hammond as Dick Cheney
17th: Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford
18th: Darrell Hammond as John McCain
19th: Seth Meyers as John Kerry
20th: Jason Sudeikis as George W. Bush
21st: Fred Armisen as Barack Obama
22nd: Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton
23rd: Will Forte as George W. Bush[/QUOTE]
 
Y'know, I'm not usually one for coming up with convoluted new rules for hurt/heal games...but given the unfortunately low participation in this one, I think it needs a shot in the arm.

So now each day's votes should include two normal Hurts (at -2 each) and two normal Heals (at +1 each), and neither can be accumulated on the same parody. I'll vote a little earlier than usual to demonstrate.


Dan Aykroyd as Bob Dole: 5
Phil Hartman as Ronald Reagan: 5 +
Dana Carvey as George Herbert Walker Bush: 11 +
Dana Carvey as Ross Perot: 6 -
Darrell Hammond as Bill Clinton: 12
Darrell Hammond as Al Gore: 12
Norm Macdonald as Bob Dole: 9 -
Will Ferrell as George W. Bush: 2
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin: 9

Eliminated
10th: Phil Hartman as Bill Clinton
11th: Phil Hartman as James Stockdale
12th: Will Ferrell as Janet Reno
13th: Dan Aykroyd as Jimmy Carter
14th: Jon Lovitz as Michael Dukakis
15th: Dan Aykroyd as Richard Nixon
16th: Darrell Hammond as Dick Cheney
17th: Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford
18th: Darrell Hammond as John McCain
19th: Seth Meyers as John Kerry
20th: Jason Sudeikis as George W. Bush
21st: Fred Armisen as Barack Obama
22nd: Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton
23rd: Will Forte as George W. Bush


And McCain was funny, BTW! :techman:
 
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Dan Aykroyd as Bob Dole: 3-
Phil Hartman as Ronald Reagan: 5
Dana Carvey as George Herbert Walker Bush: 12 +
Dana Carvey as Ross Perot: 7+
Darrell Hammond as Bill Clinton: 12
Darrell Hammond as Al Gore: 12
Norm Macdonald as Bob Dole: 7 -
Will Ferrell as George W. Bush: 2
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin: 9

Eliminated
10th: Phil Hartman as Bill Clinton
11th: Phil Hartman as James Stockdale
12th: Will Ferrell as Janet Reno
13th: Dan Aykroyd as Jimmy Carter
14th: Jon Lovitz as Michael Dukakis
15th: Dan Aykroyd as Richard Nixon
16th: Darrell Hammond as Dick Cheney
17th: Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford
18th: Darrell Hammond as John McCain
19th: Seth Meyers as John Kerry
20th: Jason Sudeikis as George W. Bush
21st: Fred Armisen as Barack Obama
22nd: Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton
23rd: Will Forte as George W. Bush


And McCain was funny, BTW! :techman:[/quote]
 
Dan Aykroyd as Bob Dole: 3
Phil Hartman as Ronald Reagan: 5
Dana Carvey as George Herbert Walker Bush: 10 -
Dana Carvey as Ross Perot: 8+
Darrell Hammond as Bill Clinton: 12
Darrell Hammond as Al Gore: 12
Norm Macdonald as Bob Dole: 8+
Will Ferrell as George W. Bush: 2
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin: 7 -

Eliminated
10th: Phil Hartman as Bill Clinton
11th: Phil Hartman as James Stockdale
12th: Will Ferrell as Janet Reno
13th: Dan Aykroyd as Jimmy Carter
14th: Jon Lovitz as Michael Dukakis
15th: Dan Aykroyd as Richard Nixon
16th: Darrell Hammond as Dick Cheney
17th: Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford
18th: Darrell Hammond as John McCain
19th: Seth Meyers as John Kerry
20th: Jason Sudeikis as George W. Bush
21st: Fred Armisen as Barack Obama
22nd: Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton
23rd: Will Forte as George W. Bush
 
Dan Aykroyd as Bob Dole: 4 +
Phil Hartman as Ronald Reagan: 3 -
Dana Carvey as George Herbert Walker Bush: 10
Dana Carvey as Ross Perot: 8
Darrell Hammond as Bill Clinton: 12
Darrell Hammond as Al Gore: 12
Norm Macdonald as Bob Dole: 9+
Tina Fey as Sarah Palin: 7

Eliminated
9th: Will Ferrell as George W. Bush -
10th: Phil Hartman as Bill Clinton
11th: Phil Hartman as James Stockdale
12th: Will Ferrell as Janet Reno
13th: Dan Aykroyd as Jimmy Carter
14th: Jon Lovitz as Michael Dukakis
15th: Dan Aykroyd as Richard Nixon
16th: Darrell Hammond as Dick Cheney
17th: Chevy Chase as Gerald Ford
18th: Darrell Hammond as John McCain
19th: Seth Meyers as John Kerry
20th: Jason Sudeikis as George W. Bush
21st: Fred Armisen as Barack Obama
22nd: Amy Poehler as Hillary Clinton
23rd: Will Forte as George W. Bush[/QUOTE]
 
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