THE SECOND COMING .. BOW BEFORE YOUR LORD, ME

[Yeoman Randi]

Nick has to be God. He moves in a mysterious way.

So does my bowel, but I don't worship it.

Hey Nick, I'm Randi. Do you give any cool party gifts to those who worship you?

 

[The Great Meech]

Miss Chicken gives Nick a wave.

The only God on this board is The Great Meech - the very ground His Meechiness walks on is holy.

So says Miss Chicken, High Priestess of the Church of the Great Meech, who wonders how long before His Meechiness will put in an appearance.

Yo.

 

[TrekkieMonster]

I'm Brian!

And I want to be called Loretta.

You want to be called Loretta TrekkieMonster, why do you want to be called Loretta?

^ It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.

Exactly.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

So suppose that he can't actually have babies, but he can have the *right* to have babies?

 

[The Boy Who Cried Worf]

I am God, and I have returned to thee my children. Yea, truly blessed is the trek bbs this day as I have come to lead you all into paradise

I refuse to believe the TrekBBS is run by you. The internet is not so badly designed.

 

[Cornholio]

I am God, and I have returned to thee my children. Yea, truly blessed is the trek bbs this day as I have come to lead you all into paradise

I AM CORNHOLIO!!

and you are a false god, and I will not bow to you.

bunghole.

 

[Miss Chicken]

Miss Chicken gives Nick a wave.

The only God on this board is The Great Meech - the very ground His Meechiness walks on is holy.

So says Miss Chicken, High Priestess of the Church of the Great Meech, who wonders how long before His Meechiness will put in an appearance.

Yo.

Such word(s) of wisdom.

How can Nick possibly compete?

 

[Captain_Nick]

Legend

 

[Captain_Nick]

Hi Miss Chicken, long time no see what?

 

[Miss Chicken]

^^^ only because you don't visit Trekbbs often enough.