Richard Dawson was funny as well...
"Get me the Justice Department, Entertainment Division."
"Hi, cutie pie! You know, one of us is in big trouble."
"Cap, will you spare me the Combat Zen speech?"
This little Killian conversation with the DoJ always gives me a chuckle.
Yes, I know a stalker died! It had to happen sooner or later!
[pause]
Well, it is a contact sport, okay? You want ratings. You want people in front of the television instead of picket lines. Well, you're not gonna get that with re-runs of Gilligan's Island.
[pause]
Gilligan's Island.
[hums the theme song]
Yeah, the one with the boat.