For fun come up with some really pretentious things you think would be amusing to find out about him because it would seem so in character with his public image. I will start off with 3:
1 Johnny Depp has a golden toilet. This isn't the end of story though. When ever he has to go to the bathroom he has a bell that he rings, in which case 4 man servants who are stationed within the walls of his home, which prevents him from having to talk to them for most of the day, ascend out of the walls and carries him over to the toilet by each lifting him up by each arm or leg. They take him to the toilet and prop him over it, but without him having to physcially touch the toilet. After doing his business and some cleaning from the man servants he is then brought back to his throne or couch and the man servants descent back into the walls, waiting for the next time he rings his bell.
2 To prevent aging, Johnny Depp encases himself in a solid block of ice each night, It's a 3 hour process for them to get the ice to freeze around him and unfreeze the next day. This like the caveman who have been found, frozen will naturally preserve him in ways that you can't achieve through normal sleeping.
3 Your most likely familiar with the idea of judging people's, physical looks via a number. Kind of like saying she is a 8 on a sexy scale or he is a 6 on a sexy scale. Well Depp not only uses such a scale he refuses to look at any man or woman who ranks lower than a 9, except when he is making a film of course. If he goes to a party and see's someone who he ranks as being less than a 9 he instantly closes his eyes and refuses to look at them. At whch case he rings his bell in which case his man servants once again come out of the walls and will escort him to a place were other humans are who might rank higher on his scale. Yes this even happens in places away from his home. which is why he also refuses to go to any place that won't accommodate his requests to have built in wall space for his man servants.
Jason
1 Johnny Depp has a golden toilet. This isn't the end of story though. When ever he has to go to the bathroom he has a bell that he rings, in which case 4 man servants who are stationed within the walls of his home, which prevents him from having to talk to them for most of the day, ascend out of the walls and carries him over to the toilet by each lifting him up by each arm or leg. They take him to the toilet and prop him over it, but without him having to physcially touch the toilet. After doing his business and some cleaning from the man servants he is then brought back to his throne or couch and the man servants descent back into the walls, waiting for the next time he rings his bell.
2 To prevent aging, Johnny Depp encases himself in a solid block of ice each night, It's a 3 hour process for them to get the ice to freeze around him and unfreeze the next day. This like the caveman who have been found, frozen will naturally preserve him in ways that you can't achieve through normal sleeping.
3 Your most likely familiar with the idea of judging people's, physical looks via a number. Kind of like saying she is a 8 on a sexy scale or he is a 6 on a sexy scale. Well Depp not only uses such a scale he refuses to look at any man or woman who ranks lower than a 9, except when he is making a film of course. If he goes to a party and see's someone who he ranks as being less than a 9 he instantly closes his eyes and refuses to look at them. At whch case he rings his bell in which case his man servants once again come out of the walls and will escort him to a place were other humans are who might rank higher on his scale. Yes this even happens in places away from his home. which is why he also refuses to go to any place that won't accommodate his requests to have built in wall space for his man servants.
Jason
