This is great! It can open up a whole new thread.
Sorry, I don't have Photoshop. Manged this in some inferior program.
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"Gee, Wally, why do the Klingons always have to act like such creeps?"
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"Gee, Wally, why do the Klingons always have to act like such creeps?"
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Ward: June, did you always have such large hands and small breasts?
Sorry, I don't have Photoshop. Manged this in some inferior program.
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Too awesome for words! My mind is racing with all kinds of questions....
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"Gee Wally, do you think Mom and Dad are gonna blow up that planet?"
"I dunno Beav, but they sure are thinkin' about it."
Ward: "And so you see Wally, that's how you take out a Klingon Battle Cruiser."
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That reminds me of the story of how Roddenberry pitched Star Trek to the network who did Lost In Space (CBS, was it?). They declinded, but asked a ton of questions about how he would accomplish certain things on a television budget. Then they came out with Lost In Space.
So, new challenge: What if they had bought Star Trek, then applied all kinds of studio pressure to change things, including casting the people who played in Lost In Space in our timeline, lol. And adding a big robot for comic relief, and a chimp, etc. IOW, LiS characters in Star Trek, or Star Trek actors in LiS.
GO!
Once again, my Photoshop handicap will prevent me from participating in today's race. I have a note.
EDIT: Or if that's been done, please point me to the page where it begins, thanks!
So, new challenge: What if they had bought Star Trek, then applied all kinds of studio pressure to change things, including casting the people who played in Lost In Space in our timeline, lol. And adding a big robot for comic relief, and a chimp, etc. IOW, LiS characters in Star Trek, or Star Trek actors in LiS.
GO!
Once again, my Photoshop handicap will prevent me from participating in today's race. I have a note.
EDIT: Or if that's been done, please point me to the page where it begins, thanks!
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Yeah, they did that already... TNG had a big robot (Data) for comic relief. I always wanted to see him flailing his arms and yelling, "Danger, Wesley Crusher, danger, danger!!"That reminds me of the story of how Roddenberry pitched Star Trek to the network who did Lost In Space (CBS, was it?). They declinded, but asked a ton of questions about how he would accomplish certain things on a television budget. Then they came out with Lost In Space.
So, new challenge: What if they had bought Star Trek, then applied all kinds of studio pressure to change things, including casting the people who played in Lost In Space in our timeline, lol. And adding a big robot for comic relief, and a chimp, etc. IOW, LiS characters in Star Trek, or Star Trek actors in LiS.
GO!
Once again, my Photoshop handicap will prevent me from participating in today's race. I have a note.
EDIT: Or if that's been done, please point me to the page where it begins, thanks!
As for the space chimp with the pointed ears... just watch ENT with Jolene Blalock... you be the judge!
Since I am PhotoShop impaired... I must, sadly, watch from the sidelines...
The crew of a Klingon ship appear on the viewscreen. It's Eddie and Lumpy.
Eddie: "Hi Mrs Cleavage. You look particularly lovely tonight. Is Beaver Cleavage home?"
June: "Oh hush. Photon torpedoes Ward?"
Ward: "Huh? What dear? Uh sure, whatever you think."
Oooooooh! That's wrong!!
You think that's bad, check this out:
http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/3969/ohyeahgm1.png
Phhht!
Oooooooh! That's wrong!!
You think that's bad, check this out:
http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/3969/ohyeahgm1.png
Hehehehe!
Ward: "And so you see Wally, that's how you take out a Klingon Battle Cruiser."
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*right click saves*Genius!
"Warp Speed? I'll give you Warp Speed. My wedding night!"
"But health is everything. You know my CMO, Dr. Vinnie Boom-Batz. I went to him last week and said I had a pain in my head. He tried to beam me a new one!"
"No respect, I tell ya. Even my cabin! I keep trying to go in, but the doors won't open!"
"My dating life is lousy. Every time I approach women in Ten Forward they tell me I'm TOO Forward!"
"And how about that Worf guy? And you thought Ruffles had ridges!"
"And that Data ... ho, there's a piece of work! I hear he's experienced in hundreds of love-making techniques ... well, so's a vibrator!"
"Good night! You've been great!"
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