Threads like these make me corrupt great things for fun...
Charge Of The True Trekkies
Half a light year, half a light year,
Half a light year onward,
All in the nebula of Death
Charged the Trek Fandom:
'Forward, the True Trekkies!
Charge for the violation‘ he said:
Into the nebula of Death
Charged the Trek Fandom.
'Forward, the True Trekkers!'
Was there a fan dismay'd?
Not tho' the nerd knew
Someone had blunder'd:
Theirs but to make reply,
Theirs but to reason why,
Theirs but to hollar & cry,
Into the nebula of Death
Rode the Trek Fandom.
Canon to right of them,
Canon to left of them,
Canon in front of them
Volley'd & thunder'd;
Storm'd at with plot and universe unveiled,
Boldly they go and well,
Into the jaws of Fek’lhr,
Into the mouth of Gre’thor
Rode the Trek Fandom.
Flash'd all their tricorders bare,
Flash'd as they turn'd in air
Phasering the showrunners there,
Charging a fleet while
All the world wonder'd:
Plunged in the media-smoke
Right thro' the sanity line they broke;
Producer & Director
Reel'd from the outrag’d folk,
Shatter'd & sunder'd.
Then they drudged back, but not
Not the full Fandom.
Canon to right of them,
Canon to left of them,
Canon behind them
Volley'd and thunder'd;
Storm'd at with plot and reason,
While 9er & Voyager fell,
Lauding that had fought so well
Came thro' the jaws of Fek’lhr
Back from the mouth of Gre’thor,
All that was left of them,
Left of Trek Fandom.
When can their glory fade?
O the wild assumptions they made!
All the world wonder'd.
Beggar the charge they decreed!
Beggar the True Trekkies,
Ignoble Trek fandom.
Hugo - needs a life