Yeah, I had a couple of those on both my big toes for a while. Definitely not fun. Finally I had them laser-zapped by a podiatrist. I needed pain medication for a few days after the treatment because it hurts like a sonofabitch (it's basically a small, controlled full-thickness burn).
You may not have a choice. For our first child, my wife opted not to take any drugs. For the second, she wanted to have the epidural, but the labor came on so fast that she was past the point when she could get that or any other painkillers. However, for the third child, she was very happy and mellow.If I ever have a kid I'm taking all the medicine they offer.
Spinal injury. The pain didn't last too long. The paralysis took care of that.
Chari malformation. Not really as much painful as unsettling since I almost blacked out every time I coughed, sneezed, or exerted myself in anyway.
My dental health had deteriorated significantly over the past decade, to the point that I knew at least one tooth (lower left side, all the way in the back) would need to be removed. In June 2010, I had wrapped out from my job with ABC Studios (I was an assistant to the writers on a show called Legend of the Seeker) and was now unemployed. Unfortunately, this also left me without any viable health insurance as my policy with ABC expired at the end of the month. I was having dinner with some friends watching a movie at their place and realized the last upper right side tooth was somewhat sensitive as well, and it progressively got worse. To the point that if I wasn't careful, chewing on that side of my mouth would set off a spasm of excruciating pain unlike any I'd ever experienced. I began to notice that I was spitting a lot more and more worrisome that I was spitting small amounts of blood whenever I spat. (In retrospect, I've come to inwardly refer to this time in my life as "the Year of Blood and Spit.")
I began chewing exclusively on my left side after that.
Despite this, I was still prone to throbbing bouts of agony, even if I wasn't eating. Cold foods were strictly out of the picture, as were cold drinks, though I could sometimes manage those as long as I swallowed a certain way to avoid contact with my teeth.
A few months later, sometime in October 2010, I was eating popcorn at home while watching a movie in my room. It was late on a Saturday night, and I panicked when I realized I'd finally done it. The lower back tooth on my left side finally gave way and crunched right off, a good quarter of it ripped from the tooth itself. I freaked out, panicking that the spasms of dental pain would increase with this now exposed inner part of my tooth readily accessible.
Except, it didn't. I somehow managed to get by on soft foods for a while (soup, applesauce, bananas, yogurt, etc.) but the upper tooth was still a ticking time bomb and I knew the lower tooth would only last so long.
A resulting side effect from all of this was that the upper tooth seemed to be connected directly to a nerve running up my jaw to my head and down my neck to my shoulder, so when I would aggravate that tooth, my entire right side would seize up and ache endlessly, and I'd plow my way through another hours-long headache. I was regularly popping three or four ibuprofen to combat the pain, and began carrying ibuprofen, tubes of Sensodyne toothpaste, Orajel and Anbesol around with me everywhere I went in fear of another "attack."
In December 2010, I landed a job that returned me to ABC Studios and was able to get back on an insurance plan with them, but because I was technically a "new" hire (despite having worked for the company the year before on another show) I had to wait a certain period of time before my dental insurance benefits would kick in. In the meantime, I started getting pain while I was sleeping, which made things all the more fun. (Those of you around at the time might remember I was not the nicest person to interact with around here last fall.)
Wouldn't you know, in the following months the lower left tooth began to give way. Work was starting to get marginally better, but still had me coming home every night hating myself and questioning why I wasn't succeeding at it, a new experience for me as I'd been pretty damn good at every job I'd gotten since moving to California. At one point I excused myself from a staff meeting, only to wind up nearly passed out on the restroom floor from the pain. On top of what turned out to be a miserable job and a stressful, disappointing and hurtful breakup just prior to this, I was now fighting a dental war on two fronts. I was dog-sitting for a friend one night and bit down in the wrong way on a burrito and experienced the worst toothache spasm and explosion of pain I'd felt yet. Convulsing on the floor in the back of my friend's house while the dogs sat there watching me, my eyes burning with tears and my head violently trying to process the pain, I found myself vomiting. By the end of May I was literally unable to eat any kind of solid food.
At the urging of my friends, and with my dental insurance finally active and available to me, I finally made an appointment with a dentist and got checked out. I would need two root canals, two crowns, and two fillings when all was said and done. Upon scheduling the operations, I spoke with my boss who had just gone through a root canal of his own (a procedure which I'd heard could be quite painful and which I'd never had before). Upon researching what goes on in a root canal and after talking to my boss, I realized I would be ok. My fear of excessive jaw, gum and tooth pain began to subside and I went in for the operation on the upper right tooth.
Apart from the brutal sound of the drills and scraping, and the smell of burning tooth matter as my orthodontist chiseled away at the infected tooth tissue, the procedure was relatively painless, quick, and with the antibiotics and vicodin, I was able to get through the next few days ok.
Until the following Monday, when I could barely sit upright without the other tooth acting up. I went to work and tried to get through the day but the throbbing just would not stop. I had resisted taking any of the vicodin as my dentist had prescribed it as a fallback and as I'd taken it only once before - in 2003 when I'd had my wisdom teeth removed. Back then I realized I'd never be able to become a drug addict because withdrawal from painkillers is one awful bitch to get through. I called my dentist and he graciously agreed to fit me in for an emergency second root canal (which we had previously scheduled for two weeks later.)
I returned two weeks later to have the disinfectant removed and the temporary crowns placed. I laid low for a bit, living on yogurt and applesauce for most of the week, and was pleasantly treated when the following Friday, at a celebration and screening for the 30th anniversary of Raiders of the Lost Ark, I was finally able to eat again and made several unabashed trips to the buffet table to do so. As I said to my roommate at the time, "The hardest part is remembering I can chew on both sides again!"
Unfortunately, my insurance coverage deductible was pretty much spent on these two operations, so I have to wait till January 1 to finish the rest of the work - the fillings and the permanent crowns. I still have nightmares though of those awful spasms waking me up in the middle of the night or during working hours and regret not addressing them sooner.
I also look at this entire situation and realize that a lot of it -- not all of it, admittedly, but a lot of it -- could have been easily avoided had there been a quality health insurance policy in place for me regardless of my employment situation. Had financial considerations not been foremost on my mind re: how much these kinds of operations would cost, I probably would have gotten the surgeries taken care of sooner. When I say to people "You can't quantify pain," its because I spent a year in absolute agony because of these teeth. Had I been covered with a decent plan, I would have been able to, most likely, resolved the issues once they started instead of agonizing every time I opened my mouth.
Nobody should have to go through what I did. I wouldn't wish that pain on anyone.
Trust me, you wouldn't either.
Count yourselves lucky. I'm one of the unhappy few that have chronic kidney stones, typically 2 or 3 a year for the last 15 years. Many pass without much incident, but a lot of them put me in agonizing pain so bad that even the Hydrocodone prescription I have does nothing, and even the ER drugs aren't much help. You'd think that something in my diet or lifestyle would affect this, but no, there's really *nothing* I can do about it.I had a kidney stone last year. It was awful. I was crying and curled up in pain in the ER and the nurse had the gall to turn around and ask if it "really hurt that bad."
Yeap, Kidney stone, and i cant believe the pain, it was so intense that it also had me curled up in utter agony as well....knocked me right off my feet, and i was also nearly crying, and i never cry....... managed to get myself to the hospital were they gave me a examination and then some really strong painkillers which really helped while i waited for it to pass..........and that part was another whole other level of pain.![]()
BTW, I've known one woman who had both given birth (without painkillers) and passed a kidney stone. She said the stone was worse.
Spinal injury. The pain didn't last too long. The paralysis took care of that.
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