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The Martian would have made a great Trek episode/movie

jgkojak

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Rewatching The Martian, and in dread of what Star Trek Beyond will end up being -

I was thinking - The Martian would have made a great Trek movie or episode

Kirk and away team are assisting a scientific party (who will remain on planet) in initial surveying of an environmentally hostile planet (and have to wear spacesuits, something we see too little of in Trek) when a severe storm approaches their landing party. Since transporters don't work due to atmospheric interference, they have to run to their shuttle... Kirk is the last one (as it should be) and is struck by debris and presumed dead... the shuttle makes a retreat to the Enterprise.

On the Enterprise plans are made to search for Kirk's body, send a probe to scan the surface, etc. when a hostile Klingon (or Romulan, take your pick) ship appears claiming rights to the planet. The Enterprise has to leave in a hurry (orders from Starfleet) and leave Kirk.

Of course, Kirk wakes up, still alive, and goes to the Hab the science team would be using, and has to figure out how to survive and "science the shit" out of this. The Klingons place a probe in orbit to detect any Starships. Starfleet has ruled for now this planet belongs to the Klingons.

Meantime, on the Enterprise, Uhura is monitoring the planet and notices the Rover has moved, and that Kirk is alive. They lobby Starfleet to return. In the meantime Kirk finds an old federation probe and reprograms it to have text communication with Starfleet. Checkhov (RIP) comes up with a "maneuver" that will let them fly by the planet at a distance to not be detected by the probe - due to the transporter issues, Kirk has to get himself off the planet.

Yada yada Kirk modfies the old federation probe to take him into space high enough to be beamed up. The Enterprise swoops in and grabs him, retreating without being detected.
 
Episode of Star Trek? Nah, they've done that sort of thing a dozen times.

I bet The Martian would be an amazing book though. Probably better even than the movie as it would let us to get right into Jason Bourne's thoughts as he tries to remember who he is while stuck on a strange planet, while Sue Storm and The Winter Soldier make out with Ant Man's sidekick watching.
 
Episode of Star Trek? Nah, they've done that sort of thing a dozen times.

I bet The Martian would be an amazing book though. Probably better even than the movie as it would let us to get right into Jason Bourne's thoughts as he tries to remember who he is while stuck on a strange planet, while Sue Storm and The Winter Soldier make out with Ant Man's sidekick watching.
And supervised by the redhead from Interstellar.
 
And supervised by the redhead from Interstellar.

We already know that The Martian was a prequel to Interstellar, meant to explain how Jason Bourne keeps ending up alone in Space. Good Will Hunting being the first movie in the series, where he goes to university, before dropping out in Rounders to join the Army where he fights in Iraq in Green Zone before being entered in the CIA black ops project in the first Bourne.

Although that movie about his grandfather, Saving Seargent Byron I think it's called, was kinda gratuitous.
 
It would be a n ok episode, but the draw of The Martian is that it is grounded in real science.
Within Trek you would have too much fictional elements to elevate the basic castaway story to something outstanding.
 
^^Indeed, to quote McBain "that's the joke."
the draw of The Martian is that it is grounded in real science.
IMO, the draw of The Martian is the Mark Watney character. Him and his sarcastic insights and attitude are what carried the novel, more than the science stuff. Likewise, Matt Damon's performance as Mark is the draw for the movie, and what carries it. If people didn't care for Damon and his performance, they wouldn't have seen the movie regardless of how good or accurate the science was.
 
^^Indeed, to quote McBain "that's the joke."

IMO, the draw of The Martian is the Mark Watney character. Him and his sarcastic insights and attitude are what carried the novel, more than the science stuff. Likewise, Matt Damon's performance as Mark is the draw for the movie, and what carries it. If people didn't care for Damon and his performance, they wouldn't have seen the movie regardless of how good or accurate the science was.

I pictured Howard from the big Bang Theory the entire time I read the novel. The description of Watney was him to a T. A tiny, sarcastic mechanical engineer who LOVES D&D and all things geeky. Matt Damon is an excellent actor but he's just too "leading man" for the roll.
 
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