The Manliest Man on TV

[Caliburn24]

Both of the OP's candidates are constrained by society, unwilling to be the manliest man they can be.

I instead vote for Andy Whitfield's Spartacus, a man so manly he is willing to take on the world's only superpower just to avenge his dead wife. And kills other men up close where the blood splatter can reach him(guns are for wimps).

 

[1001001]

I should do a REAL manly-man poll with Raylan Givens, Jax Teller and Dexter Morgan.

I don't know who any of those people are.

As you might have guessed, I had a drink or 7 last night, watching Parks and Recreation and 30 Rock on Netflix.



It's all in good fun. I just love these two characters. I'm sure there are others worthy of nomination.

 

[Vendikarr]

The winner of this contest is Leroy Jethro Gibbs, NCIS.

 

[the G-man]

Ron.Fucking.Swanson.

 

[propita]

Who and Huh?

Mike Holmes is the manliest man on TV. And he probably has permits and warranties for being manly, as well.

Another vote for Mike Holmes! Yowsa!!!

The man is definitely masculine. He is scoring karma points with his work. And he seems to have raised his kids right.

 

[Satyrquaze]

Rory Williams.

True!

Have any of those other guys punched out both The Doctor and Hitler? I don't fucking think so.

 

[46379.1]

Does it *have* to be American TV? Because if Canada is eligible, I'd say Red Green.

Canada http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gLLk8JEEpM

I vote for Ron Swanson too, this is the only reaction a person should have towards vegetarian food
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MElfC6ju_k

As for the manliest actor on TV, that's the actor who plays him, Nick Offerman.
http://www.bearmountainboats.com/canoe_club.htm

Last fall actor and woodworker NIck Offerman found himself with some time to kill in New York City while his wife is working on Broadway, so he decided to build a couple of canoes.

 

[Lonemagpie]

You are, of course, all wrong:

 

[Skellington]

Always bet on Jack.

 

[Temis the Vorta]

I should do a REAL manly-man poll with Raylan Givens, Jax Teller and Dexter Morgan.

I don't know who any of those people are.

Probably because you're not a heterosexual female? Yknow, the people who have an innate if not downright pheremonal instinct for the real manly-men, not the Fatty Parade that's going on in this thread.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lUjhEHlh7s[/yt]

 

[captcalhoun]

Rory Williams.

True!

Have any of those other guys punched out both The Doctor and Hitler? I don't fucking think so.

more to the point, Rory Williams is the only man on this list who has died more than once and come back.

Rory Williams blows up alien battle fleets just to get the aliens' attention.

Rory Williams is nobody's bitch.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

^ true, but please let's not start up another Facts thread. Rory would not like that.

 

[Temis the Vorta]

Always bet on Jack.

If he was still on TV, he'd be on my list. Bill Adama, too.

 

[Skellington]

more to the point, Rory Williams is the only man on this list who has died more than once and come back.

More than twice, maybe. Jack Bauer has been clinically dead at least twice, and one of those was self-induced.

 

[Santa Kang]

Rory's been dead dead.

 

[captcalhoun]

worse, he was erased from existance and still came back.

 

[Captaindemotion]

Always bet on Jack.

If he was still on TV, he'd be on my list. Bill Adama, too.

Jack is too manly to let a little thing like not being on air any more exclude him from winning this poll.

 

[propita]

more to the point, Rory Williams is the only man on this list who has died more than once and come back.

More than twice, maybe. Jack Bauer has been clinically dead at least twice, and one of those was self-induced.

Rory's been dead dead.

Rory’s been frickin’ erased from existence--and still came back!!

 

[Zulu Romeo]

[yt]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE[/yt]

You're welcome.