The Greatest Human Invention?

[Itisnotlogical]

Genetic Engineering. I mean, the ability to completely change what a living being is on the most fundamental, previously inviolate level... that's pretty frickin' amazing.

 

[munwai]

The french press. Did you know you can make coffee AND foam milk with it? Amazing.

 

[Kestra]

Again, another point for beer. What can't it do?

Taste good.

 

[RoJoHen]

Again, another point for beer. What can't it do?

Taste good.

False.

 

[the 4th hanson bro]

Again, another point for beer. What can't it do?

Taste good.

You've obviously never had good beer.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

- Baseball

- Coffee

- Modern medicine

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

Antibiotics.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Some good choices, but in terms of overall impact I'm going to go with Sopio, followed closely by the birth control pill.

Sopio is an awesome game.

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

Some good choices, but in terms of overall impact I'm going to go with Sopio, followed closely by the birth control pill.

Sopio is an awesome game.

It's also a Latin slang word for "penis" similar in meaning to Python's made-up "biggus dickus".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latin_profanity#Synonyms_and_metaphors

 

[Niorah]

I'd go for the wheel and the lever, two things that have brought advancement in every field, including agriculture, industry, commerce, construction, etc.

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Some good choices, but in terms of overall impact I'm going to go with Sopio, followed closely by the birth control pill.

Sopio is an awesome game.

It's also a Latin slang word for "penis" similar in meaning to Python's made-up "biggus dickus".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latin_profanity#Synonyms_and_metaphors

One of many reasons why it's an awesome game.

 

[Roshi]

The dildo/flesh light combo...

 

[CorporalCaptain]

The greatest human invention? Why, invention itself!

 

[Starbreaker]

Dishwasher

 

[An Officer]

Mind altering substances.

 

[Asbo Zaprudder]

The Fing-Longer, or course. What do you mean, no one's invented it yet? Oh well, a man can always dream...

 

[The Inquisitor]

If were talking about discovered/mastered then fire, as for invented it would have to be the wheel, no doubt.

 

[captcalhoun]

slood

 

[trekkiedane]

For the single greatest invention for humanity, it will have to be the written language. Written language allowed humanity to begin to accumulate knowledge and to pass it on to future generations. Without the written language, we would've never been able to build on the discoveries of those that came before.

^This.

 

[The Mirrorball Man]

A rubber chicken with a pulley in the middle.