The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 2

[Thor Damar]

evil plan! For years now

(Yes! Great minds do think alike. And if you consider it a sentient narrator would be the ultimate big bad...)

 

[Deranged Nasat]

I've quitely narrated, waiting for

(Indeed, he's like unto an evil, slightly narrow-minded god)

 

[Thor Damar]

my stab at glory, when

(...who can change the entire fabric of the fictional universe...fear him and his eloquence!)

 

[Deranged Nasat]

all will know the horror

 

[Thor Damar]

of my dark desire. Now

 

[Deranged Nasat]

watch as I inflict my

(Gah! Stop with the gloating and exposition, narrator, and do something!)

 

[JayOwl]

wrath on the purple hats

 

[Deranged Nasat]

and destroy that beloved meme

(now that's fiendish - good work, Jaytrek)

 

[Thor Damar]

forever! My wicked ways and

(boo hiss!! and so forth. Who will stop the evil narrator now?)

 

[Deranged Nasat]

penchant for despicable acts of

 

[Thor Damar]

wordplay shall force you into

 

[Deranged Nasat]

situations of unbearable pun-ishment and

 

[Thor Damar]

unedifying similes like a forced

 

[JayOwl]

laugh, or perhaps... a forced

(now that's fiendish - good work, Jaytrek)

(Thanks )

 

[Rom's Sehlat]

course of dead gagh and

 

[Deranged Nasat]

metaphor, painful as purple prose.

(and note the bonus of the hurtful sting that comes with using the word "purple". He's a hurtful one, this narrator)

(Dead gagh and dead metaphors...as a literary student, I know which pains me more!)

 

[Thor Damar]

The heights of my cruelty

(I was a politics student so I'm used to tortured metaphors and the like.)

 

[Vulcan Princess]

are thwarted by Andorian nuns.

(We can't let the evil Narrator win, can we?)

 

[Deranged Nasat]

"Curse their habits and blue

(Certainly not. You're the legal expert, VP, what charges can he expect to face?)

 

[Thor Damar]

wimples" cried the Angry Gul