"Great line!" Cardassian Brando enthused.
(I'm so happy the computer gods had mercy on you, VP. Gather 'round, children, and I shall tell ye of the days when we routinely used ancient artifacts known "pens" and "blue books" - a fancy name for some lined paper in a flimsy blue-paper binding - with which to answer our essay questions. We also had to walk to school in 4 feet of snow, uphill both ways, and sometimes we had to fight off dinosaurs. OK, so I didn't have to fight off dinosaurs, and I most certainly didn't have to walk through 4 feet of snow, seeing as I grew up in the desert in Southern California - but I really did have to use blue books. I never knew why. Why not just lined paper stapled together? )