The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 2

[JayOwl]

in an annoying way, and

 

[Thor Damar]

forced Khaos into punching his

 

[CaptainStoner]

keyboard as his browser froze.

 

[Red Ranger]

"That keyboard sucks," Kira snapped.

 

[Thor Damar]

"it does not let me

 

[think]

touch it erotically enough to...

 

[CaptainStoner]

satisfy my inner urge for

 

[think]

fat juicy cream filled Twinkie's.

 

[Vulcan Princess]

"

"Twinkies were outlawed in 2147

(Naturally, some specimens still survive even into the 24th Century. They're stored with the biohazards.)

 

[Deranged Nasat]

as part of sweeping legal

 

[Daneel]

measures that were taken to

 

[Vulcan Princess]

absurd extremes. Oh, the humanity!

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Also banned were open-top

 

[Satyrquaze]

uniforms so she could not

 

[Red Ranger]

don her pink halter top.

 

[Satyrquaze]

She could however go braless

 

[Deranged Nasat]

. "Who are we talking about?!"

 

[Mary Ann]

"Oh, hell, does it matter?"

(What, no mention of Binky two pages ago? The shame, gentlemen! )

 

[JustKate]

"Weren't we talking about Binky?"

(There you go, MC. I too felt that lack. Though not much else was lacking, I must say - you guys CRACK me up!)

 

[Deranged Nasat]

"We'll talk about anyone here!"