The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 2

[CaptainStoner]

left toe man, to fulfill

 

[Zameaze]

the foot fetish prophecies of

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

the 100 Soles."

"Sounds corny

 

[Thor Damar]

and counterintuitive to me but

 

[CaptainStoner]

whatever. You kids have fun,"

 

[Zameaze]

said the 100 souls, "We'll

 

[Thor Damar]

be over here, planning the

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Toe Jam and Earl Reunion

 

[Daneel]

."

Unfortunately, the event was ruined

 

[Deranged Nasat]

by Wenlock and Manderville, who

(The London 2012 mascots, who are...well...not good...)

 

[Zameaze]

were poked in the eye

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

by Molly O'Brien's safety scissors

 

[CaptainStoner]

and developed smelly, goopy conjunctivitis.

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Bashir refused them treatment on

 

[Deranged Nasat]

the grounds of their being

 

[JayOwl]

the grounds that they were

 

[Deranged Nasat]

the grounds...I can't even

 

[Red Ranger]

look them in their eyes,"

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

said Groundskeeper Willie, sans accent.

 

[Thor Damar]

"You think that's bad" Dukat

(By the dark and terrible pagan gods of my eponymous ancestors, those bloody mascots really piss me off. We're entering the long age of austerity and they decide to crap the money away on stupid sodding PR advertising gimmicks. And the less said about the ridiculous logo the better.

Don't get me started on the world cup...)