The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 2

[Deranged Nasat]

serve as monologue without a

 

[Vulcan Princess]

translator. It's still in beta.

 

[Daneel]

That's right. Not even VHS.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

"This is disturbing" noted Dukat,

 

[Delta Belle]

"I'll just have to improvise

 

[Vulcan Princess]

with semaphore." He grabbed flags

(I haven't had a chance to use the word "semaphore" in forever. I used to know how to do it when I was in Girl Scouts, but I've forgotten most of it.)

 

[Daneel]

--manly, purple flags-- and headed

 

[Vulcan Princess]

for the nearest hilltop. He

 

[Daneel]

quickly discovered, however, that this

 

[Deranged Nasat]

. Is. SPARTA! "No, really?" Dukat

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

doubted. "Yes," replied King Tonsillitis

 

[Daneel]

, "and if you don't leave,

 

[JayOwl]

I'm afraid I'm going to

 

[Deranged Nasat]

go, like, totally Spartan on

 

[Thor Damar]

you"

"But THIS IS DS9!"

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

"Then we will bicker in

 

[bbailey861]

Quark's until Odo comes over

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

and demands that we order

 

[Vulcan Princess]

our fleet away from Bajor.

 

[bbailey861]

"
"He can't do that. Odo's