The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 2

[Vulcan Princess]

Dukat donned his hat and

 

[Red Ranger]

hugged the big Cardassian, Oota.

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Kira sneered, "PDA's are disgusting

 

[Red Ranger]

especially among Cardassians! Spare us!"

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

"No one will be spared!

 

[Red Ranger]

" exclaimed Oota, ready to fight.

 

[Daneel]

"I've brought down bigger Cardassians

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

than you! Not much bigger,

 

[Deranged Nasat]

though, look at you!" "Infamy!"

 

[JustKate]

Garak sneered, secretly ashamed that

("tiddling machinations" made me snort aloud, BTW. Yes. I actually LOLed.)

 

[Thor Damar]

he lacked a PMH of

 

[Red Ranger]

7, while Oota's was 15.

(Whatever the hell a PMH is!)

 

[JustKate]

For a glinn, that's impressive.

(I have no idea either! Glad I'm not the only one.)

 

[Thor Damar]

"However a Gul should be

(PMH= Purple Manly Hat)

 

[Red Ranger]

much higher on the scale.

(K, thanks, Santa Damar!)

 

[JayOwl]

" "Wait!! I've got the brightest

 

[Thor Damar]

eyes that one ever did

 

[Red Ranger]

gaze at," Oota boasted merrily.

 

[JustKate]

"I want a womanly hat

(Ooh, of course - how could I have forgotten? Oh, well - now we have a PMH rating system, which is sorta cool.)

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

that can impress Du-Kat!"

"Doo-cot!