The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 2

[Deranged Nasat]

" "Ha, you don't know? Foolish

 

[Thor Damar]

mortal, I am Kosst Amjoan

 

[Deranged Nasat]

" "That doesn't answer my question!"

 

[Thor Damar]

"you can't handle the truth

 

[RobertScorpio]

about left handed transexuals. But

 

[Thor Damar]

enough of that, ladies and

 

[RobertScorpio]

men, of all ages, we

 

[Thor Damar]

are proud to present Mr Conway Twitty.

(sorry, I know that's more than five words but I had to get the worse Family Guy joke in this thread.)

 

[JustKate]

" Wild applause greeted the deceased

(Conway Twitty? Eek. I guess Family Guy is sort of an excuse.)

 

[Thor Damar]

High King of Ireland as he

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

knighted the classic country crooner.

 

[JustKate]

His giant, country-star hair gleamed

("Classic country crooner" - )

 

[Thor Damar]

with a radiant glow that

 

[JustKate]

scared the heck out of

 

[Thor Damar]

the Pah-Wraith themselves. "We

 

[JustKate]

fear giant country-star hair more

 

[Thor Damar]

than our pale imitations who

 

[JustKate]

haven't heard of styling gel.

(Hey, gotta go. More later, old chap!)

 

[Vulcan Princess]

Nor have they heard of

 

[Red Ranger]

Roy Orbison and Loretta Lynn,