The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 2

[PSGarak]

Keiko. "I like your moobs."

 

[Daneel]

"I'll have you know that

 

[Deranged Nasat]

the word "moobs" is forbidden

 

[PSGarak]

in five different systems, and

 

[bbailey861]

in the extreme is punishable

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

by severe hand slapping," informed

 

[bbailey861]

Morn, who sported a large

 

[Deranged Nasat]

afro. "Yes, hair growth formula

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Double Post

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

has come a long way

 

[Deranged Nasat]

since the dark days of

 

[Thor Damar]

the Dithparu Empire and their

 

[Deranged Nasat]

attempts to ban wavy locks

(Ooooh, dithparu!)

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

and risky hair plug operations

 

[JustKate]

. But bad toupees were encouraged

(Hi! Just dropped in for a moment, so it's a shame that my contribution is "bad toupees." )

 

[Thor Damar]

by the Night Kings. The Federation

 

[Deranged Nasat]

denounced this corrupt regime and

(There you are, JustKate! This pesky "real life" and "work" is affecting your posting. We haven't seen you in days. Try being a little less professional . )

 

[JustKate]

deplored the poor fashion choices

(I'll do my best. I guess "bad toupees" is a good start, then?)

 

[JayOwl]

and the bad fragrences. "What

 

[Thor Damar]

business is it of yours