The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 2

[JustKate]

the outbreak of infurmity that

(hehehehe...It's pun time, I say!)

 

[Deranged Nasat]

a tribble dose of sedatives

(Awful, I know, but it's the best I can do! )

 

[JustKate]

didn't quell the hair-raising pandemonium

(Oh, don't feel bad. What can be worse than infurmity? Nuthin', that's what.)

 

[Deranged Nasat]

. They did, however, cause Sisko

 

[JustKate]

, who was immune, of course,

 

[Deranged Nasat]

to become quite enraged. "QUARK!!"

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

"Commander, I can assure you

(Is Sisko commander or captain in this story...does it matter?)

 

[JustKate]

(I've kind of assumed he's a captain, but with all the random weirdness, who would notice one way or another?)

 

[Thor Damar]

that I am not a

 

[Vulcan Princess]

bit responsible for this madness.

 

[Red Ranger]

"That's Captain Sisko to you!"

 

[Thor Damar]

"Pah, I deride your rank

 

[Delta Belle]

because I'm not Starfleet, therefore

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

free to be quite disrespectful."

 

[RobertScorpio]

And then, he farted.

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Sisko struggled against the urge

 

[RobertScorpio]

to sniff it, but then

 

[Vulcan Princess]

he fainted due to the

 

[Crimea River]

Jem'hadar disko session, which was

 

[Vulcan Princess]

held in the Gamma Quadrant