The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 2

[PSGarak]

even more smug smugness than

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Dukat and Damar combined, which

 

[PSGarak]

was a lot of smugness!

 

[JustKate]

Dukat alone produced enough smugness

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

to make an Andorian nun

 

[Mike Farley]

. And making Andorian nuns wasn't

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

like dusting crops, boy. Actually,

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Q can make Andorian nuns.

 

[Mike Farley]

But at a terrible cost

 

[Deranged Nasat]

, namely £15.30 per nun. Terrible!

 

[JustKate]

"Hey!" Bashir cried. "'Moneyless', remember?"

(Has your li'l pillbug always had a candle, DN? Ooh, wait, I see now - you're mourning Romulus.)

 

[Mike Farley]

"Better moneyless than monkeyless!" Nog

 

[PSGarak]

asserted. That boy loves monkeys.

 

[CaptainStoner]

His monkeys, however, were vicious,

 

[Thor Damar]

those damn dirty apes! Just

 

[Red Ranger]

try keeping their paws off.

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Nog trained one to steal

 

[Red Ranger]

Sisko's Bud Bokai baseball card.

 

[Vulcan Princess]

('Twas Buck holding a beer.)

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Sisko demanded every simian onboard