The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 2

[Thor Damar]

presented to all the cast

 

[Vulcan Princess]

, the narrator, and the authors

 

[Thor Damar]

(who were a bit funny

 

[JustKate]

- funny as in "peculiar," naturally)

 

[KimMH]

censers of holy water sanctified

 

[Thor Damar]

by Lucifer Himself. "hang on

 

[Delta Belle]

to the altar while I

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

say the following sacred chant

 

[CaptainStoner]

: "Make my Funk the P-funk,

 

[PSGarak]

'cuz we got da funk,

(My avatar is giving you nightmares, Loki Dukat? My avatar is giving ME nightmares, and I created the monstrosity!)

 

[KimMH]

Garak protested "Ridiculous pandering religions

 

[CaptainStoner]

are no substitute for good,

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

monologues and manly purple hats!

 

[Thor Damar]

(which is the official Cardassian

 

[Daneel]

position on the matter)." Kira

 

[Thor Damar]

stood for election as a

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Commissioner for Missing Missionaries Committee

 

[Thor Damar]

and won a resounding victory.

 

[RobertScorpio]

This was the crowning moment

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

of her increasingly pathetic existence