The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 2

[Thor Damar]

God's Retirement Home was unable

 

[JustKate]

to allow hats like that

 

[Mike Farley]

.
God preferred lavender berets or

 

[Aubergine]

ones of the raspberry persuasion.

 

[Mike Farley]

The kind you find in

 

[Thor Damar]

the heretical Church of the

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Artist Formerly Known as the

 

[Deranged Nasat]

Apostate. He revamped his cult

 

[Vulcan Princess]

by impersonating the Andorian nuns

 

[Deranged Nasat]

but antennae and hats don't

 

[Mike Farley]

mix. But antennae and beanies

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

go together like chocolate and

 

[Vulcan Princess]

broccoli, meaning not at all.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

"Speak for yourself" said Sisko,

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

wearing a propeller-sporting beanie

 

[JustKate]

given to him by Cecil

(curious to see if anybody - besides Joe! - gets this cartoon reference...)

 

[Cuhl]

a lisping, seasick sea serpent

[there you go, Kate]

 

[Mike Farley]

,before being eaten by Jabberjaw

(I have decades old cartoon-fu as well)

 

[JustKate]

, who spat the beanie out

(Yeah, but I bet I'm the only one here who saw Beanie and Cecil on their first run or pretty close to it - it's hard to say since it apparently ran in syndication for ages. Yep, I am that old.)

 

[Mike Farley]

(you win)