The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 2

[Mike Farley]

turned into a rhythm guitar

 

[RobertScorpio]

that was oozing with syrup.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

The Pancake Baron had returned,

 

[RobertScorpio]

and he had brought his

 

[Mike Farley]

Ham-steak harmonica. The station filled

 

[Thor Damar]

the void in the heart

 

[JustKate]

of Darkness, by Joseph Conrad,

(and welcome back to the lovely and talented Thor Damar!)

 

[Thor Damar]

which was reviewed by Garak

(Thanks for the warm welcome and kind words JK.)

 

[JustKate]

and dismissed as "monologuishly deficient."

(No more than you deserve. Well, maybe not the "lovely" part. )

 

[Thor Damar]

"But my dear Garak surely

(Well, I can't be lovely I'm a Cardassian not a puppy! and "monologuishly deficient"...two thumbs way up on that one!)

 

[JustKate]

monologuishness isn't your only criterion?"

(Well, if you like that one, let's try this one on for size...)

 

[Thor Damar]

said the Goa'uld Yu who

 

[Deranged Nasat]

lived under his desk. Why

(Hello, TD. Been on holiday?)

 

[RobertScorpio]

are your eyes so watery?

 

[JustKate]

" he asked. "The damn syrup

 

[Deranged Nasat]

prevents my throat's supreme monologuity

(I very much endorse this stream of monologue-derived terminology)

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

, which I find quite vexing

 

[JustKate]

and the antithesis of monologuetastic

 

[Thor Damar]

and the synthesis of monologueism!"

 

[JustKate]

"Monologuemania!" gasped the entire cast.