The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 2

[Thor Damar]

At that Thot Mog STFU

 

[Vulcan Princess]

for about 47 seconds before

 

[Red Ranger]

pulling a weapon on Damar.

 

[Thor Damar]

He fired but to no

 

[Vulcan Princess]

avail. Fashion critics can't shoot

 

[Red Ranger]

straight at Cardassian armor, ever.

 

[Thor Damar]

Damar and Garak laughed at

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

the pathetic Breen and his

 

[Red Ranger]

ineffective pop gun. "You fool,"

 

[Thor Damar]

they chorused, "there is no

 

[rahullak]

Breen weapon as can match

 

[Thor Damar]

the manliness of Cardassian armor!"

 

[JustKate]

"Besides, Cardassians are tres chic

 

[Thor Damar]

this year so watch it

 

[JustKate]

. This year and every year."

 

[Thor Damar]

The sheer terror that this

 

[JustKate]

inspired in the hapless fashionista

 

[Thor Damar]

was a glorious sight to behold

(I know I've cheated a bit but I wanted to finish that sentence off!)

 

[JustKate]

He slunk away in shame.

(And who can blame you? Not me!)

 

[Thor Damar]

Damar called the upset Breen back