The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 2

[Zameaze]

dulcet tones of Cucumbers in

 

[CoveTom]

Love, a classic Klingon opera

 

[Vulcan Princess]

about the Salad Wars of

 

[CoveTom]

Planet Ronco V, where the

 

[JustKate]

killer tomatoes attack the outpost

(I'm not the only one who's seen this movie, right? Clearly I had to reference it somehow, don't you think?)

 

[JayOwl]

WE-AR-FORFRUITFIVESIX. The worst part was

 

[Vulcan Princess]

deploying the salad shooter, which

(JK, I saw Attack of the Killer Tomatoes when I was a teenager. A bunch of my friends and I decided to watch a bunch of B-movies and laugh at them.)

 

[CaptainStoner]

strangely resembled one of Dax's

 

[JayOwl]

previous host's disrupter rifles. Ezri

 

[reversepolarity]

got space sick when she

(Is it just my dodgy memory or was there a killer tomatoes cartoon?)

 

[JayOwl]

noticed the lettuce and beetroot

 

[Deranged Nasat]

dancing unevenly on the counter

 

[JayOwl]

- making a huge red and

 

[KimMH]

green puddle. The carrots screamed.

 

[JayOwl]

They were being slowy melted

 

[reversepolarity]

. First the orange bits went

 

[Deranged Nasat]

runny and then the head

 

[JayOwl]

started to burn off, but

 

[KimMH]

the beetroot exploded splattering everyone

 

[Vulcan Princess]

. The stains wouldn't come out