answer shocked the entire cast:
(Hi, everybody! Sorry to be absent so long. I had a great time on my little trip, BTW - among other things, I saw one of James Thurber's childhood homes, which is very exciting for a James Thurber fan because this particular house is featured in several of his best pieces. I may be the only one participating in this thread but I am such a big JT fan that I have enthusiasm to spare for those of you who aren't. But the night before we left, I needed to reload the software for my printer - long and boring story - and when I got done doing that, I found that in the 10 minutes it took me to reload the software and scan one document, my Internet driver had just...disappeared. Poof! Vanished into thin air! For no reason! And of course I couldn't go online to find a new one because I couldn't go online, period. But today, Dave, multi-year winner of Nicest Computer Guru in the Whole Wide World award, fixed it for me, so here I am. VP and DN, hope your essay/thesis-writing went well. McCloudt, love the new (?) av. TD, I know yours isn't new, but I like it so much I'm going to tell you I like it again. Now on to story telling, five words at a time...)