The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 2

[Thor Damar]

The Cardassian Union, manly and

 

[Mary Ann]

partial to magenta crushed velvet,

 

[Vulcan Princess]

nationalized the clothing industry. People

 

[Thor Damar]

welcomed this sensible economic policy

 

[JustKate]

until they realized the downside:

(I'm just betting that somebody can come up with a "downside" here. State-controlled fashion simply cannot be good. Look at the Soviet Union!)

 

[think]

everyone ate spacejunk for the...

 

[JustKate]

heck of it, resulting in

 

[JayOwl]

severe impairment of the manliness.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

"All clothing is now communal!"

 

[Vulcan Princess]

declared the Cardassian fashion police.

 

[Deranged Nasat]

"Private clothing is to be

(Oops, sorry VP)

 

[Thor Damar]

destroyed and there shall be

 

[JustKate]

colorless, shapeless smocks for alllll!

(Euw. I'm just sayin'.)

 

[Daneel]

"

Garak wondered what this would

 

[JayOwl]

do. No purple means no

 

[Deranged Nasat]

easily identifiable manliness, a disaster

 

[Thor Damar]

that lead to a counter-revolution

(velvet of course)

 

[Deranged Nasat]

- yes, a literal velvet revolution!

( Good one, LE!)

 

[Thor Damar]

"WE ARE THE PURPLE, YOUR

 

[CaptainStoner]

PASTELS AND PLAIDS WILL BE