The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 2

[Vulcan Princess]

(omitted)

 

[Red Ranger]

operation, and looked like Kira.

 

[hmbnimbus]

Yet no-one could tell

 

[Vulcan Princess]

, since changelings don't have a sex.

(I know that's 6 words, but if I left out the "a", it has an ambiguous meaning that I would rather avoid.)

 

[judge alba]

preferring instead to use a

 

[Mike Farley]

sexual "aid" ordered from a

 

[JustKate]

restaurant - not very sexy, really.

 

[RobertScorpio]

It also had too many

 

[Mike Farley]

flashing lights and tinkling bells

 

[Deranged Nasat]

and so he discarded it

 

[JayOwl]

to instead get a new

 

[Kinggodzillak]

sense of what makes a

 

[CaptainStoner]

natural woman. "Odo to Garak,"

 

[Kinggodzillak]

said Admiral Ross, as he

 

[CaptainStoner]

had a moment of schizophrenia

(Odo to Garak said Admiral Ross?)

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

brought on by severe constipation

 

[Deranged Nasat]

and detrimental to efficient command

 

[hmbnimbus]

. "Garak" said Ross, "I have

 

[Deranged Nasat]

gained shape-shifting abilities. Please advise."

 

[CaptainStoner]

Garak replied, "I have a