The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 2

[Deranged Nasat]

"The grannys are upon us!"

 

[Daneel]

shouted the Mother Superior. Thus

 

[Deranged Nasat]

intergenerational war began. Horrific was

 

[Daneel]

the only word that could

 

[CaptainStoner]

describe the musical clash of

 

[Deranged Nasat]

young hip-hop and old country

 

[Vulcan Princess]

that served as background accompaniment

 

[JayOwl]

for the terrible carnage of

 

[Thor Damar]

the War of the Ages.

(hey, what happened to the comedian wars?)

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Vedek Yassim protested the war

 

[KimMH]

and Thot's Granny boycotted Bajoran

 

[RobertScorpio]

lingerie stores due to their

 

[KimMH]

appalling lack of sombrero wear.

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

Kira admired Yassim's sombrero solidarity

 

[JayOwl]

movement and began to wonder

 

[Deranged Nasat]

how they got into this

(The Comedian Wars? The elderly found modern youngster humour "offensive", and the young found the elderly people's humour "lame", and it became a generational war instead.)

 

[KimMH]

Kanar pickled root stew anyway.

Kim. lame.

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

"First, kill all the seniors!

 

[KimMH]

"An interesting first volley . . . " mused

 

[jaspertjie]

oldstredshrtevr, who was deeply pleased...