The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 2

[jaspertjie]

the creation of the USS Loverprise...

 

[Daneel]

. Its mission: to seek out

 

[jaspertjie]

strange, new forms of love...

 

[Daneel]

To sexily go where no

 

[jaspertjie]

one has f$#%ed before...

 

[KimMH]

Everyone on DS9 threw up.

 

[jaspertjie]

including oldstredshrtevr, who was there...

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

to buy Bashir's porn collection

 

[Red Ranger]

called, From Risa with Lust.

 

[KimMH]

Red Ranger craftily outbid her

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

, getting dirty looks from the

 

[Thor Damar]

rest of the writers especially

 

[Daneel]

Daneel, who wanted the porn

(What? C'mon, From Risa with Lust? It sounds hot. )

 

[jaspertjie]

so greatly that he took...

 

[Daneel]

out a mortgage on his

 

[Vulcan Princess]

collection of rare insect specimens.

 

[KimMH]

Bashir deposited his Gold-Pressed Latinum

(srsly - isn't there enough scat and sex in your lives already? )

 

[Deranged Nasat]

and soon all were successfully

 

[JustKate]

riding bicycles without training wheels

 

[JayOwl]

even though the wheels were