The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 2

[Deranged Nasat]

the Second Clown Wars have"

(Can you believe it? This is indeed the second time the Clown Wars have broken out in this thread)

 

[Thor Damar]

As the Imperial March blasted

 

[Deranged Nasat]

from their communicators, Cardassian officers

 

[Thor Damar]

sent a mighty fleet to successfully

 

[Deranged Nasat]

drop bombs on the Joker's

 

[Thor Damar]

army. He surrendered immediately thus

(Finally the Cardassians have their awesome theme! True, they had to borrow it from the evil space Brits but still...)

 

[Deranged Nasat]

confusing everyone. "The moral is,

 

[Thor Damar]

don't mess with da boys of Prime!"

 

[Deranged Nasat]

"Well, that was a diversion"

 

[Thor Damar]

said Macet. "Lets turn to

 

[JustKate]

a dive known as DS9

 

[MeanJoePhaser]

, also called 'Terrok Noir'."

"Actually,

 

[Thor Damar]

it's Terok Nor, which means

 

[RobertScorpio]

that no matter how you

 

[JustKate]

spell it, what matters is

 

[Thor Damar]

that the ore is mined!"

 

[JustKate]

"Meh," Dukat said. "Mining is dull

 

[Thor Damar]

and for Bajorians only. I

 

[JustKate]

prefer conquest, world domination, etc.,

 

[RobertScorpio]

and a game of Balderdash."