The Great "DS9 5-world [sic] Story" Part 2

[JustKate]

downing some wodka wery w-rrrapidly

(Yes, I thought I'd try somebody new for a bit. I'll go back to Susie later, though, because she's just so cool. Also the image is higher quality, plus another BBSer - Praetor - gave her that fab moving eyebrow. So she'll return eventually.)

 

[Mike Farley]

while smacking around President Nixon

 

[JustKate]

, who thoroughly deserved it. Churchill

 

[Thor Damar]

smoked his great cigar and

 

[Deranged Nasat]

had fallen asleep, so Nixon

 

[Daneel]

sneaked up behind him and

(Hey, remember when we had DS9 characters in this story? )

 

[Deranged Nasat]

balanced a teapot on his

 

[JustKate]

waistcoat, second button down. Then

 

[Thor Damar]

Broca told Dukat that he

 

[JustKate]

wanted to smack Nixon, too

(Sorry, Daneel. But Nixon does deserve a certain amount of smacking, after all. For that matter, so does Khruschev.)

 

[Daneel]

, because, face it, who doesn't?

(S'awright... I'm in total agreement. Plus, at least it's Cardassians smacking Nixon now.)

 

[Thor Damar]

had all of the Cardassians

(should not Nixon be a hero on Cardassia?)

 

[JustKate]

taken their turn, the bruises

(Well, maybe. I don't know, though - he always looked so...feral. That, at least, isn't the poor man's fault, I realize, but there it is. He was a hard guy to like, even for Republicans.)

 

[PSGarak]

would be EPIC, and the

 

[Deranged Nasat]

recovery period lengthy. As it

 

[JustKate]

was, his skin was Cardassian-grey

 

[PSGarak]

with a few purplish blotches,

 

[Thor Damar]

so they took him to Prime and

 

[JustKate]

transformed him into...Cardassian Nixon!

 

[Deranged Nasat]

"We have done well!" Dukat