The forgotten Trekbbs rules.

[Jayson]

Anyways I was reading the trekbbs rules and did you know that the trekbbs has some long obsolete rules that are no longer followed. You don't need to check on this. Just trust me. 3 of them really seemed weird.

1 Did you know that it is against the rules to show pics of yourself shoving a red apple up your ass yet the punishment is that your requied to show pics of yourself shoving a green apple up as punishment if you break the rule.

2 Did your know it is against the rules to lure people to your house by using the trekkbbs forums so you can use them as food for your pet Racnor.

3 Did you know that if T'Bonz ever gets in trouble with the law your are requied to either provide a alibi or even take the rap in some instances.

I found some other ones I will mention later.

Jason

 

[CorporalClegg]

What if T'Bonz gets caught putting green apples up peoples' asses in public because she was stuffing them to feed to her rancor?

 

[Strider]

I LOL'ED!!!!!

 

[Jayson]

I found a few more rules.

1 Did you know that if a trekbbs member can't hear or has some kind of hearing problem your are requied to make all threads directed towards him/her in all capital letters so as they can hear what they are reading better.

2 Did you know that if you make a joke and don't include a at the end of said joke the trekbbs has the authority to get locals authorities to come over and castrate you.

3 Did you know that is it agaisnt rules to "nerd things up" if a pretty girl signs up and is new to the place.

4 Did you know that the trekbbs has rules against you trying to promote or advertise any non UGo related "Paste eating contests" If you might wish to conduct a paste eating contest you must have their approval or your thread will be closed.

Jason

 

[RJDiogenes]

Did you know it's against the Rules to spread false information about TrekBBS? Warning for Fraud. Comments to FBI.

 

[Gertch]

Did you know it's against the Rules to spread false information about TrekBBS? Warning for Fraud. Comments to FBI.

According to rule 42.7 I call Dr Janice/Kirk reversi! Now you have the warning and Jayson can go about his business. Woohoo!

 

[Guartho]

Did you know that according to TrekBBS rules any TrekBBS poster must leave the last parking-cave-spot open for T'Bonz to park her triceratops in, just in case she stops by.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Did you know it's against the Rules to spread false information about TrekBBS? Warning for Fraud. Comments to FBI.

According to rule 42.7 I call Dr Janice/Kirk reversi! Now you have the warning and Jayson can go about his business. Woohoo!

Bwahaha! You failed to predict that your reversal gave me control of the Robot Monkeys! You've played right into my hands! Now I have you all right where I want you!

 

[Locutus of Bored]

How could we forget Rule 34?

 

[M'Sharak]

I found a few more rules.

1 Did you know that if a trekbbs member can't hear or has some kind of hearing problem your are requied to make all threads directed towards him/her in all capital letters so as they can hear what they are reading better.

WHAT?!

 

[Capn Flukie]

If a poster starts an allegedly humorous thread and there isn't a rolleyes smiley posted within 15 posts, the humor value of the thread decreases by 10 points.

 

[Mr. Laser Beam]

If a poster starts an allegedly humorous thread and there isn't a rolleyes smiley posted within 15 posts, the humor value of the thread decreases by 10 points.

Ah, you remember Kor!

 

[Capn Flukie]

If a poster starts an allegedly humorous thread and there isn't a rolleyes smiley posted within 15 posts, the humor value of the thread decreases by 10 points.

Ah, you remember Kor!

Of course I do...

 

[pookha]

though shall not steal tbonz ale
though shall not step on spiff's cape.
though shall not crush the grape mod to make wine.
though shall not make a sheeple out of hugh jackman or otherwise face the
wrath of orac zen.

 

[Ruaidhri]

You don't need to check on this. Just trust me.

Jason

This was the best part!

 

[cultcross]

You don't need to check on this. Just trust me.

This is still a rule in TNZ.