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The Epic DS9 "Miss" Universe Pageant--the Dominion runoff!

Who will be Miss Dominion?

  • Total voters
    11
  • Poll closed .
PSGarak

PSGarak

Commodore
Commodore
It has all come down to this. Miss Denorios Belt and Miss Cloned #6 in a head to head, no holds barred knock down dr--(Ahem. It's not a fight. It's a pageant. Who's prettier?) Oh, er, right. Well, we've had an unprecedented event in our series of pageants. Two of our beautiful contestants received an equal number of votes. You know what this means! (They both win?) No! There can be only one! So who will it be?

#1 Miss Denorios Belt, Odo, of the flowing locks and edgy eyeliner...

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or

#2 Miss Cloned #6, Weyoun of the feminine wiles and mysterious expression?

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The entire Alpha and Gamma Quadrants are on pins and needles to discover who will be the next Miss Dominion!
 
Miss Denorios Belt, for a wonderful, believably natural shapeshifting job. She should never underestimate her abilities again...what a flattering shade of hair she picked, to go with her uniform! A strong, intelligent woman with convictions even when it means going against the crowd...should we really be surprised by her wonderfully bold makeup, in that light?

Miss Cloned simply can't hold a candle to that. Hell, she can't even hold her own opinion. Plus, I'm damn sure those are extensions she's wearing... :p

And finally...what true Cardassian could vote for that genetic mistake?
 
And the score is tied again! This is a real nail biter of a run-off. Miss Cloned #6 has literally bitten her nails down to nubs. (Thank goodness for acrylic tips.) The passion, the drama, the angst! This is what pageants are all about. (Don't forget the money.) Shh!
 
Money? What money? You mean if I'd just waited to vote, I could have been bribed? Serves me right for being so Starfleet-y. If only I were more Cardassian, I'd have seen that coming.
 
Miss Denorios Belt. For me, she's the best one in this competition so far. I don't see how Miss Cloned can even compete.
 
I'd say let both the first and second place from each planet go onm to the finals. Like that we can just send both Weyoun and Odo.
 
kes7 said:
Money? What money? You mean if I'd just waited to vote, I could have been bribed? Serves me right for being so Starfleet-y. If only I were more Cardassian, I'd have seen that coming.
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We of the pageant committee have NO idea what you're talking about. :whistle:

Cat in a blender said:
I'd say let both the first and second place from each planet go onm to the finals. Like that we can just send both Weyoun and Odo.
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Well, if we wind up with yet another tie, the Dominion may find itself represented by two beauties instead of just one. Far be it from us of the pageant committee to show favoritism when it comes to the sacred vote!
 
It's down to the wire, and it's looking as though we may have a clear cut winner. However, it's not over until the Vorta sings!

(It may be late in the weekend or Monday before the next batch goes up. Slammed with work and a few other things right now, but fear not. A new pageant is on the way soon.)
 
Deranged Nasat said:
Enabran Tainted said:
... fear not. A new pageant is on the way soon.
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That dispels one fear, yes, but a second distinct fear now grips us in its place. What horrors could possibly follow? :lol:
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Time will tell. *cues ominous music*

Until then, revel in the fact that we have a new Miss Dominion, Miss Donorios Belt herself, ODO!!!! (You should all be proud of yourselves. You spared Miss Cloned #6 from ritual suicide.)
 
I haven't had much time at the computer for extended stays lately, but I haven't forgotten this. The weekend I set aside for it got completely fubared by unexpected relatives in town. Hopefully, I can get to this by the end of the week.
 
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