The Epic DS9 "Miss" Universe Pageant--Cardassia!

[Nerys Ghemor]

You know what's funny? Just a random observation about Miss New Cardassia (and I say this with the utmost affection, of course).

Why do I get the feeling she hails from Tennessee or somewhere in the American South?

It has to be the big hair!

Miss New Cardassia--the Steel Edosian Orchid!

(A joke on "Steel Magnolia, of course.)

 

[PSGarak]

You know what's funny? Just a random observation about Miss New Cardassia (and I say this with the utmost affection, of course).

Why do I get the feeling she hails from Tennessee or somewhere in the American South?

It has to be the big hair!

Miss New Cardassia--the Steel Edosian Orchid!

(A joke on "Steel Magnolia, of course.)

Brilliant! I used to live in Natchitoches actually. Loved the Christmas festival except that it meant Lasyonne's would raise the price of their food for the season. You used to be able to get a huge bowl of chicken gumbo with two sides for about 5 bucks there for lunch. It was awesome.

 

[Cuhl]

I used to live in Natchitoches actually.

"Natchitoches is full of roaches” -- Groucho Marx

(Actually, he said "Nacogdoches," but close enough.)

 

[PSGarak]

Nacogdoches may be full of roaches. Natchitoches is full of fish! (It really does rhyme. I swear.)

 

[Thor Damar]

I can't believe that I have not cast my vote for one of these wonderful ladies of the Union.
My vote goes to the lovely Miss DS9 Favorite (I hate to join the stampede but she does make such an interesting impression...)


Who's next, the beautiful women warriors of the Empire...or perhaps the fiscally sound females of Ferenginar?

 

[Crimea River]

We need some lady-fied Jem'hadar and Klingons. HAHAHA XD

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

I know, I know this is late--but Miss Lakat is giving me a VERY creepy Rocky Horror Picture Show vibe.

 

[PSGarak]

I know, I know this is late--but Miss Lakat is giving me a VERY creepy Rocky Horror Picture Show vibe.

I think it's her expression. I got that, too.

The poll closes soon. Our lovely and brave ladies have given a fine showing of themselves. One will be our one and only "Miss" Cardassian Union!

What world is next to fill the void? Which ladies will step forward to take up the pageant mantle? Break out the hairspray and back combs, the glitter, and the false lashes. The answer is coming soon...

 

[Nerys Ghemor]

Exactly. I think it's been said before, but "she" looks like a dominatrix.

 

[PSGarak]

Here we have it, folks! The moment we've been waiting for, the crowning of the one, the only "Miss" Cardassian Union, our very own Miss DS9 Favorite winning by a landslide, Elim Garak! Against all odds, against the machinations of Miss Terious, against better judgment and common sense she has come out triumphant! Everyone give her a hand!

Look for her amazing return in the final showdown, the "Miss" Universe Pageant!