Militaries only exist to prepare for and fight wars.
How many more times are we going to have to tell you that this IS NOT TRUE?
How many more times do we have to say it and point it out for you TO PROCESS THE FACT THAT THAT STATEMENT IS FACTUALLY INACCURATE!?!?!?
The United States Coast Guard is a military organization. Guess what? It doesn't exist to prepare for or fight wars! Militaries can undertake ANY NUMBER of different types of missions. That they are there for the defense of the state may be their defining trait, the common denominator amongst all militaries that marks them as such, BUT IT IS NOT THEIR ONLY TRAIT.
THIS is the problem, Geoff. Now, I KNOW you are not an idiot. I know you are not thick. I know you are smarter than this.
Why do you refuse to process the fact that militaries are not solely dedicated to warfare and combat?
If you LET GO of that irrational presupposition, then you'll see that your entire argument is fallacious.
The coast GUARD is a tasked with defending our maritime borders in tandem with our Navy which often has other fish to fry.
From thier own web page:
The United States Coast Guard (USCG) is a military branch of the United States involved in maritime law, mariner assistance, and search and rescue, among other duties of coast guards elsewhere. One of the seven uniformed services of the United States, and the smallest armed service of the United States, its stated mission is to protect the public, the environment, and the United States economic and security interests in any maritime region in which those interests may be at risk, including international waters and America's coasts, ports, and inland waterways.
How will they do that? With polite conversation?
From Websters:
1 a: of or relating to soldiers, arms, or war b: of or relating to armed forces ; especially : of or relating to ground or sometimes ground and air forces as opposed to naval forces
2 a: performed or made by armed forces b: supported by armed force
3: of or relating to the army
NONE of those defintions describe Starfleet.
You are bending them to suit your a priori conclusion. I am simply looking at all the facts. Starfleet does not conform to any definition of military.
Some of their vessels don't even have weapons (and I'm not talking about shuttles).
Part of the intrinsic definition of a military is its martial purpose. Starfleet has no such purpose. They're just the only gal in town with a gun when the outlaws show up to make trouble.
I'm not going to keep at this. Tell me how many quotes or excerpts from the Canon material it will take to convince you and I will find them. Or "none" is acceptable too. It would make my holidays easier for one thing.