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The Crazy Cat Lady

I didn't care about the dancer having three boobs when I originally saw the movie, and I don't care about it now.
 
I could tell they were fake, so I was immediately uninterested.
 
She probably had 6 teets, originally, but had them modified for her "job" as a counter-top ... well, I wouldn't call her a "dancer," per se ... a counter-top swayer, I guess the word would be. She might've been concerned about projecting a more Human profile, especially as most of the patrons appear to be Human. And the music she was swaying to, I have to say, is some of the shittiest music I never wanted to listen to ... but the number and fakeness of her teets never concerned me.
 
Maybe she was Kzinti (some production materials identify her as a 'Kzinretti', which is the Kzin word for their females) or even Draylaxian - as we know from ENT, Draylaxian females have...three.
 
Three is great because for only 50 percent more breast, you get twice the cleavage.
It's the deal of a lifetime.
 
I am very annoyed she had 3 tits. Cats, like all mammals including human females (and humanoid aliens, including Vulcans, Klingons and Romulans), have a even number of tits.

Except for that human mutant girl in the original "Total Recall". ;)

I don't like the whole scene. Kirk throws her on a waterpool table and then what - the cat lady died?

Trying to make some sense out of this scene I wonder whether she might have belonged to the same species as M'Ress from TAS.

Bob
 
Thank goodness that by the time of 3-breasted space babes, I already knew women had 2. At least I wasn't disappointed like other young men might have been their first time.
 
If one of some fellows here at trekbbs would feel free to confess that happened to them, please do. (The "total recall" scene counts)

I promise I wont literally LOL.
 
Didn't that scene miss the final edit...or it was cut so short that it was difficult to tell how many...um, how well endowed the cat woman was???

Either way, another reason ST III doesn't work. Too many extraneous scenes that don't have anything to do with advancing the plot.
 
Maybe she was Kzinti (some production materials identify her as a 'Kzinretti'

Kzinrrett.

Didn't that scene miss the final edit...or it was cut so short that it was difficult to tell how many...um, how well endowed the cat woman was???

Yes, all three breasts were clearly visible onscreen.

https://www.flickr.com/photos/therinofandor/4021497226/

Either way, another reason ST III doesn't work. Too many extraneous scenes that don't have anything to do with advancing the plot.
Ummm, the triple-beasted cat dancer was in ST V, not ST III.

Shatner humor: the cat dancer is a cat, and she drowns in a pool table.
 
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