The Clown Can Stay, But the Ferengi in the Gorilla Suit Has to Go
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Q: "I am mortal! What must I do to convince you people?!"
Worf: "Die".
Q: "Oh, very clever, Worf. Eat any good books lately?"
'Tiny Little Life Forms', "Oh s**t!!!" and the "I hate this!" moment in Ten Forward in Generations.
Much of The Voyage Home, including the punk on the bus and Spock's "colourful metaphors".
Worf: "Die".
Q: "Oh, very clever, Worf. Eat any good books lately?"
'Tiny Little Life Forms', "Oh s**t!!!" and the "I hate this!" moment in Ten Forward in Generations.
Much of The Voyage Home, including the punk on the bus and Spock's "colourful metaphors".
Life-forms...you tiny little life-forms...you precious little life-forms...where are YOU?...and Data finally getting a seven year old joke...
I like the scene in The Outrageous Okona when Okona asks if they're going to see the Captain and Worf laughs at him...
"Besides, you look good in a dress."
I like the scene in The Outrageous Okona when Okona asks if they're going to see the Captain and Worf laughs at him...
"Besides, you look good in a dress."
"Do you like Italian?" and the ensuing argument it creates is still my favorite Kirk/Spock exchange of all time.
Worf proclaiming "I am not a merry man!" in Q-pid.
Seven to Harry: Do you wish to copulate?
The awkwardness of poor Harry made me laugh out loud.
The awkwardness of poor Harry made me laugh out loud.
The AWESOME moment in "Death Wish", when Q--our Q--calls to the stand...himself. And he appears.
And then there's "Prophet Motive"--the "Quark In Rom's Insanely Messy Room" sequence cracks me up, and then of course--
Rom: If we disturb [the Nagus]--heeeeeeeeeee might get very angry...
Quark: I'm not going to disturb him... (gets behind him) ...YOU are!
Rom: ME? WHAT'D I DO???
Quark: Oh, Zek likes me, so I can't afford to get on his bad side...but on the other hand...he barely acknowledges your existance...so you have nothing to lose!
Rom: But--but--but--
Quark: Good luck--and whatever happens...don't let Maihardu...intimidate you!
Rom: But--but--but--WHERE ARE YOU GOING???
Quark: Don't worry! I'll be here if you need me!
Rom: But--but--but--
Zek: (enters) ROM!!! What can I do for you, my boy?
Rom: GRAND NAGUS--FORGIIIIIIIIIIIVE MEEEEEEEEEEE FOR DISTURBING YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!
And then there's "Prophet Motive"--the "Quark In Rom's Insanely Messy Room" sequence cracks me up, and then of course--
Rom: If we disturb [the Nagus]--heeeeeeeeeee might get very angry...
Quark: I'm not going to disturb him... (gets behind him) ...YOU are!
Rom: ME? WHAT'D I DO???
Quark: Oh, Zek likes me, so I can't afford to get on his bad side...but on the other hand...he barely acknowledges your existance...so you have nothing to lose!
Rom: But--but--but--
Quark: Good luck--and whatever happens...don't let Maihardu...intimidate you!
Rom: But--but--but--WHERE ARE YOU GOING???
Quark: Don't worry! I'll be here if you need me!
Rom: But--but--but--
Zek: (enters) ROM!!! What can I do for you, my boy?
Rom: GRAND NAGUS--FORGIIIIIIIIIIIVE MEEEEEEEEEEE FOR DISTURBING YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!
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The AWESOME moment in "Death Wish", when Q--our Q--calls to the stand...himself. And he appears.
And then there's "Prophet Motive"--the "Quark In Rom's Insanely Messy Room" sequence cracks me up, and then of course--
Rom: If we disturb [the Nagus]--heeeeeeeeeee might get very angry...
Quark: I'm not going to disturb him... (gets behind him) ...YOU are!
Rom: ME? WHAT'D I DO???
Quark: Oh, Zek likes me, so I can't afford to get on his bad side...but on the other hand...he barely acknowledges your existance...so you have nothing to lose!
Rom: But--but--but--
Quark: Good luck--and whatever happens...don't let Maihardu...intimidate you!
Rom: But--but--but--WHERE ARE YOU GOING???
Quark: Don't worry! I'll be here if you need me!
Rom: But--but--but--
Zek: (enters) ROM!!! What can I do for you, my boy?
Rom: GRAND NAGUS--FORGIIIIIIIIIIIVE MEEEEEEEEEEE FOR DISTURBING YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!
I envisioned that whole scene in my head and now I'm in tears, laughing so hard!
I love the Ferengi, they always crack me up. I can't remember the exact line but it's in the first season of DS9 I think, Quark blamed something on Rom and Odo said "Rom couldn't fix a straw if it was bent" or something like that.
And the opening to "The Magnificent Ferengi" when Quark and Rom are crawling through all the Jeffries tubes and end up in Sisko's office
And the opening to "The Magnificent Ferengi" when Quark and Rom are crawling through all the Jeffries tubes and end up in Sisko's office
When the Quark and some other Ferengi try to rescue Quark's mother in a station from the Dominion.
They start arguing among themselves, and end up shooting their own hostage. That particular scene is hilarious.
The Grand Nagus talking to Quark from a view screen and cursing, though the words get covered over.
Grand Nagus when he got changed into a very nice person.
Data cursing in Generations.
They start arguing among themselves, and end up shooting their own hostage. That particular scene is hilarious.
The Grand Nagus talking to Quark from a view screen and cursing, though the words get covered over.
Grand Nagus when he got changed into a very nice person.
Data cursing in Generations.
That is a funny scene. But the scene where Worf picks up the lute Geordi is strumming, smashes it against a tree and mumbles "sorry" is funnier.
All this talk of the Ferengi reminds me of the scene, I think it's in 'Way of the Warrior' where Quark decides to not go to the shelter and stay and defend his bar with a blaster he's got in a box. That whole bit between him and Odo.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anUUJo8tDy8
Oh and the end of the episode where Quark and Odo have had to climb and mountain and one turns to the other and says "You know all that stuff I said about you. I just want you to know I meant every word of it."
In fact every scene with Odo and Quark
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anUUJo8tDy8
Oh and the end of the episode where Quark and Odo have had to climb and mountain and one turns to the other and says "You know all that stuff I said about you. I just want you to know I meant every word of it."
In fact every scene with Odo and Quark
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That is a funny scene. But the scene where Worf picks up the lute Geordi is strumming, smashes it against a tree and mumbles "sorry" is funnier.
It was even funnier when Bluto did it in Animal House.
Funny- even in a situation like that, they are both just stubborn.
What I found so funny about the Ferengi episode with the Vorta is when they start arguing, Quark's cousin get mad, points the gun at Quark (or all of them), Brunt let's out this silly scream (which is priceless) and ducks, and Kivan gets it.
Kivan literally just had enough.
It got so out of hand it was just silly.
I don't always find Trek episodes that funny, but with the Ferengi, they're too funny.
Quark got a lot of funny lines- like,
Another one I can think of is when Worf gets talked into taking some type of bath in TNG, and he's covered up to his neck, and he says, 'we're supposed to just sit here???!!'
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^(Doo-doo-dee-doo-doo-dee-doo-doo-dee-DOO!)
Come to Quark's,
Quark's is fun.
Come right now,
Don't walk--RUN!
(Duh-dee-dee-dee-duh-dee-dee-dee-duh-dee-dee-dee-DUH!)
And of course...
Worf: ...YOU!!!
Quark: Ah...as you can see, we're a little busy. Station business!
Worf: Howwwwwwwwwww did you DO it?
O'Brien: Do what?
Worf: I ordered a glass of prune juice from the replicator in the Defiant's mess--THIS...IS WHAT IT CAME IN!!!
Quark Cup: "Come to Quark's/ Quark's is--"
Come to Quark's,
Quark's is fun.
Come right now,
Don't walk--RUN!
(Duh-dee-dee-dee-duh-dee-dee-dee-duh-dee-dee-dee-DUH!)
And of course...
Worf: ...YOU!!!
Quark: Ah...as you can see, we're a little busy. Station business!
Worf: Howwwwwwwwwww did you DO it?
O'Brien: Do what?
Worf: I ordered a glass of prune juice from the replicator in the Defiant's mess--THIS...IS WHAT IT CAME IN!!!
Quark Cup: "Come to Quark's/ Quark's is--"
"TU-VOK I UN-DER-STAND, YOU ARE A VUL-CAN MAN..."
That whole sequence makes me laugh every time.
That whole sequence makes me laugh every time.
Quark gets out his disruptor prior to a Klingon attack on the station. But then--
Odo (reading a note in Quark's disruptor pistol box): "Dear Quark, Used parts from your disruptor to fix the replicators. Will return them soon. Rom."
Quark: I will kill him!''
Odo: With what?
Odo (reading a note in Quark's disruptor pistol box): "Dear Quark, Used parts from your disruptor to fix the replicators. Will return them soon. Rom."
Quark: I will kill him!''
Odo: With what?
