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The Classic/Retro Pop Culture Thread

On the Japanese island of Hoyoko, a man is hunting wolves when he spots a Western youth with long, blond hair (Buddy Foster)
Not Kurt Russell?

In Tokyo, Shige Ishikawa (Teru Shimada) recruits Kuroda (John Fujioka reprising his role from last season), ostensibly on behalf of the government, to lead an expedition to find the titularly monikered lad.
Ishikawa-san is kind of a Japanese Mister Phelps.

Oscar has a fit because he's episodically concerned with cutting the OSI's budget
Wouldn't this just be a personal favor?

(Maybe lay off a few of the moles?)
:rommie:

Steve believes based on a computer search that the boy may be Gary Emerson, the son of an American ambassador who was reported killed in an accident along with his family.
"Wiki is usually pretty accurate about these things."

Steve arrives in Japan to find Kuroda working in a shoe store
"Save me, Steve."

Steve spots a wolf trap, trips it with a stick, and tosses it over the treetops.
Are the wolf hunters poachers or is Steve just against it?

Upon receiving an update, Ishikawa instructs a khaki-outfitted Bob Masters (Quinn Redeker) to tail the two-man expedition and ensure that the boy isn't returned.
Not Mister Phelps, I guess. But this raises the question of why Ishikawa didn't just send Masters after the kid.

Steve and Kuroda hear a wolf commotion and come upon the sight of the blond boy howling mournfully over the body of what they surmise is his wolf mother (cause of death unclear--either a fight with other wolves or having stepped into a trap)
Shot by a hunter with a poisoned arrow. Probably.

he ferally fights them off, trying to bite into Steve's bionic arm
Bzzt.

(Steve thankfully waves off the ShazamVan.)
:rommie:

The men bandage the boy and put pants on him
Whew.

Kuroda expressing empathy for his situation
"I also brought you a pair of shoes."

But the boys wakes up in the middle of the night and escapes back into the forest.
Too bad they didn't foresee this unlikely turn of events and take steps to prevent it.

an unseen but predictable party triggers a landslide above them, which Steve shields them from with his bionic arm
That seems like a lot for one arm to manage.

Kuroda has Steve offer the boy a ration tin of sushi...which Steve has to pretend to like while demonstrating that it's food
:rommie:

Kuroda accidentally steps into a wolf trap
Wasn't this the guy who survived alone in the jungle for thirty years? :rommie:

Masters spills that it was Ishikawa who killed the Emersons, motivated by old-fashioned nationalism.
Okay, I'll buy that much, but what did he gain?

After Steve's OSI ID is found
Why doesn't he just tape it to his forehead? :rommie:

Masters lures the boy into the forest with part of the party to stage an accident
Ishikawa already did that. All they have to do is make him disappear.

while leaving the rest of the party to deal with Kuroda and Steve.
Two well-known individuals whose disappearance will raise a lot of questions. Again, Ishikawa should have just sent Masters.

his mother imploring him to "run, Gary, run!"
Now I'll have that stuck in my head. :rommie:

Steve chases after the boy, who trips again, this time into a pond
How long has this kid been feral? :rommie:

Steve argues that the boy should be given time to adjust rather than be taken back to the States right away. After Oscar agrees, Steve goes to inform Kuroda that he can live in the woods with Gary for a few months before specialists are brought in...an opportunity for which Kuroda is overwhelmingly grateful.
Backdoor pilot? Nah, probably not. :rommie:

Radar drives onto a very bumpy road and admits that he's lost.
Very out of character. He must be hung over too.

Potter--who's now telling stories of service in World War I (or maybe I mistook an early reference as being about WWII; though if he is career military, he likely would have served in both)
I think he did, though I'm not sure.

Burns and Radar having ultimately turned around out of fear of enemy snipers
Or Private Jenkins.

Radar and Burns are each unsuccessful in working on it
Burns worked on the engine? That's weird. I would expect Potter to have some mechanic experience.

This episode has no Loretta Swit, Jamie Farr, or laugh track.
Interesting. I would have thought that the finale was the only one without a laugh track, but now that I think of it the real-time episode with the clock probably didn't have one either.

We see a Potter/Burns dynamic emerge here that doesn't bode well for the major's future at the 4077th.
Potter didn't have much patience with Burns. But Burns's most interesting period is still ahead.

Honore Vashon (Harold Gould reprising his role from Season 5's "V for Vashon" three-parter)
Nice. He gets to be a recurring villain.

McGarrett makes a surprise appearance at Vashon's parole hearing to present the board with his report, which results in denial of parole. Looking for an opportunity to get even, Vashon orchestrates a scheme to take a visiting legislative committee, along with Warden Heller (Kent Bowman) and a couple of guards, hostage with the help of prisoners on the waiting staff
So this was all an impromptu event? It seems like it should have taken a lot of planning.

Vashon declares his intention to first put McGarrett on trial for the murder of his son--slapping Steve for emphasis.
Speaking of recurring villains, this makes Vashon sound like Dr Loveless. :rommie:

While protesting the kangaroo court
"I declare a mistrial!"

Danno plans with a pair of HPD assault teams to raid the administration building from the roof vents, then plays SWAT Ken by gearing up to join them. View attachment 49658
I wonder if they ever had H50 action figures. Probably not.

Vashon lays out his titular argument while Steve repeatedly corrects his prosecutor's twisted details
"Objection! That evidence is incompetent, irrelevant, and immaterial!"

As the teams sneak in through the ventilation shafts
I question the plausibility of this trope. :rommie:

Vashon draws a gun previously smuggled in by Saito on Tasai's back, but McGarrett pushes a table into Vashon. This is immediately followed by the assault team moving in
Aw, they should have let Tasai have it out with Vashon.

Outside, as Vashon is being cuffed while pressed against the hood of a squad car, Steve chastises him for stupidly wasting time with his revenge scheme.
"Now I'm late for my golf game with the governor, you fool!"

While being led away, one of the prisoners involved, Afuso (John Gracciano), stops to tell McGarrett that he and others who had no loyalty to Vashon would have voted for acquittal.
"Honest to goodness!"

Steve then fills a little closing time by expressing to Danno how close this one was.
"In the grand scheme of things, Danno, this one was not close at all."

We got trouble...right here in River City...
Love that. Also "Seventy-Six Trombones." :rommie:

I found it interesting that the original Rebel Without a Cause trailer didn't show a bit of perhaps the movie's most iconic scene.
Maybe they didn't realize how iconic it would be at that point. Or maybe it was considered too violent for a trailer.
 
50 Years Ago This Week


October 27
  • For the first time, American news magazines Time and Newsweek published editions depicting the same individual on their covers, as both featured American rock musician Bruce Springsteen.

October 28
  • In a private meeting with U.S. President Gerald R. Ford, Vice-President Nelson Rockefeller agreed that he would announce a decision not to be Ford's running mate in 1976. Ford had been in favor of selecting Rockefeller, but was persuaded by aides Donald Rumsfeld and Dick Cheney that Rockefeller's presence could give Ronald Reagan an edge in getting the Republican nomination.

October 29
  • U.S. President Ford told the National Press Club that he would veto any legislation for a federal bailout of New York City. The next day, the New York Daily News ran the famous headline "FORD TO CITY: DROP DEAD".

October 30
  • Juan Carlos I of Spain became acting Head of State after dictator Francisco Franco conceded that he is too ill to govern.

October 31
  • Queen released one of its most celebrated songs, the single "Bohemian Rhapsody," initially in the UK. The song was also on the group's album A Night at the Opera, released on November 21, and the single went on sale in the U.S. in December.

November 1
  • U.S. President Gerald Ford testified in a videotaped deposition for the trial of Lynette Fromme, who had tried to shoot him in September. The tape was not released to the press nor made available to the public.
  • Wings began a tour of Australia as part of their world tour, commencing with a concert at the Entertainment Centre, Perth.


Selections from Billboard's Hot 100 for the week:
1. "Island Girl," Elton John
2. "I'm Sorry," John Denver
3. "Miracles," Jefferson Starship
4. "Lyin' Eyes," The Eagles
5. "Games People Play," The Spinners
6. "Who Loves You," The Four Seasons
7. "Feelings," Morris Albert
8. "Bad Blood," Neil Sedaka
9. "Heat Wave" / "Love Is a Rose", Linda Ronstadt
10. "This Will Be (An Everlasting Love)," Natalie Cole
11. "Brazil," The Ritchie Family
12. "Do It Any Way You Wanna," Peoples Choice
13. "Something Better to Do," Olivia Newton-John
14. "The Way I Want to Touch You," Captain & Tennille
15. "Lady Blue," Leon Russell
16. "Low Rider," War
17. "SOS," ABBA
18. "It Only Takes a Minute," Tavares
19. "Sky High," Jigsaw
20. "You," George Harrison
21. "What a Diff'rence a Day Makes," Esther Phillips
22. "Nights on Broadway," Bee Gees
23. "Born to Run," Bruce Springsteen
24. "Dance with Me," Orleans
25. "Fly, Robin, Fly," Silver Convention
26. "I Only Have Eyes for You," Art Garfunkel
27. "Rockin' All Over the World," John Fogerty
28. "That's the Way (I Like It)," KC & The Sunshine Band
29. "Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain," Willie Nelson
30. "My Little Town," Simon & Garfunkel
31. "Fame," David Bowie
32. "Eighteen with a Bullet," Pete Wingfield
33. "Ballroom Blitz," Sweet

37. "Let's Do It Again," The Staple Singers

39. "Letting Go," Wings
40. "I Want'a Do Something Freaky to You," Leon Haywood
41. "Ain't No Way to Treat a Lady," Helen Reddy
42. "Diamonds and Rust," Joan Baez
43. "Secret Love," Freddy Fender
44. "Saturday Night," Bay City Rollers

51. "Our Day Will Come," Frankie Valli

54. "Mr. Jaws," Dickie Goodman

66. "Rocky," Austin Roberts
67. "Rhinestone Cowboy," Glen Campbell

70. "I Love Music, Pt. 1," The O'Jays

82. "Venus and Mars/Rock Show," Wings


85. "Love Machine (Pt. 1)," The Miracles
86. "You Sexy Thing," Hot Chocolate

89. "Theme from Mahogany (Do You Know Where You're Going To)," Diana Ross

Leaving the chart:
  • "At Seventeen," Janis Ian (20 weeks)
  • "Could It Be Magic," Barry Manilow (18 weeks)
  • "How Long (Betcha' Got a Chick on the Side)," The Pointer Sisters (15 weeks)
  • "Run Joey Run," David Geddes (13 weeks)
  • "Wasted Days and Wasted Nights," Freddy Fender (19 weeks)

New on the chart:

"Venus and Mars/Rock Show," Wings
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(#12 US)

"I Love Music, Pt. 1," The O'Jays
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(#5 US; #1 Dance; #1 R&B)

"You Sexy Thing," Hot Chocolate
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(#3 US; #6 R&B; #2 UK)

"Theme from Mahogany (Do You Know Where You're Going To)," Diana Ross
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(#1 US the week of Jan. 24, 1976; #1 AC; #14 R&B; #5 UK)


And new on the boob tube:
  • The Six Million Dollar Man, "Target in the Sky"
  • All in the Family, "Mike Faces Life"
  • M*A*S*H, "The Kids"
  • Hawaii Five-O, "Sing a Song of Suspense"
  • Emergency!, "One of Those Days"
  • The Mary Tyler Moore Show, "Mary's Delinquent"
  • The Bob Newhart Show, "What's It All About, Albert?"



Timeline entries are quoted from the Wiki page for the month and Mark Lewisohn's The Beatles Day by Day, with minor editing as needed.



Not Kurt Russell?
Geez, I had to look that up to refresh my memory of when he'd played a similar role.

Wouldn't this just be a personal favor?
Good question. I guess OSI would have picked up Steve's travel expenses, and I guess the Six Million Dollar Man's time is money.

Are the wolf hunters poachers or is Steve just against it?
I'm not sure. I think it was implied that they were.

Not Mister Phelps, I guess. But this raises the question of why Ishikawa didn't just send Masters after the kid.
He must have felt like Kuroda was the right man for the job.

That seems like a lot for one arm to manage.
Guess he just needed to deflect the boulders.

Wasn't this the guy who survived alone in the jungle for thirty years? :rommie:
Guess he proactively kept the trappers away.

Okay, I'll buy that much, but what did he gain?
It was a thin premise.

Why doesn't he just tape it to his forehead? :rommie:
:D

Ishikawa already did that. All they have to do is make him disappear.
But people knew the boy was around at this point.

Two well-known individuals whose disappearance will raise a lot of questions. Again, Ishikawa should have just sent Masters.
Yeah, having to dispose of Steve and Kuroda seemed like a stretch. He probably would have been better off taking his chances with Masters.

How long has this kid been feral? :rommie:
He's a clumsy not-wolf.

Backdoor pilot? Nah, probably not. :rommie:
This made me look up whether there was any production connection between SMDM and The Krofft Supershow's "Bigfoot and Wildboy" segment. Apparently not.

Burns worked on the engine? That's weird.
He was comically unsuccessful.

Interesting. I would have thought that the finale was the only one without a laugh track, but now that I think of it the real-time episode with the clock probably didn't have one either.
I think we may have already had at least one full episode without one; I think it was the one that took place entirely in the OR, where they didn't use the laugh track.

So this was all an impromptu event? It seems like it should have taken a lot of planning.
There was some planning, but they didn't really get into how all of the prisoners were recruited/persuaded, just that Tasai arranged it. Seems like if they were the usual waiting staff, they all would have had parole prospects to consider.

I wonder if they ever had H50 action figures. Probably not.
Not that I can recall. It probably wasn't considered a family show. But that reminds me that comic ads for 1970s G.I. Joe's competition have popped up:
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"Objection! That evidence is incompetent, irrelevant, and immaterial!"
Perry or Johnny?

"Now I'm late for my golf game with the governor, you fool!"
"Say, now that I've foiled your plot to kill me, would you be open for handball a couple days a week?"

Love that. Also "Seventy-Six Trombones." :rommie:
That one didn't stick in my head.

Maybe they didn't realize how iconic it would be at that point. Or maybe it was considered too violent for a trailer.
I'm surprised you didn't have anything to say about a movie that featured Mr. Howell and the Chief.
 
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For the first time, American news magazines Time and Newsweek published editions depicting the same individual on their covers, as both featured American rock musician Bruce Springsteen.
The don't call him The Boss for nothin.' :mallory:

U.S. President Ford told the National Press Club that he would veto any legislation for a federal bailout of New York City. The next day, the New York Daily News ran the famous headline "FORD TO CITY: DROP DEAD".
Schlock journalism is nothing new. :rommie:

Queen released one of its most celebrated songs, the single "Bohemian Rhapsody,"
I hate that song. Hah, just kidding. It's one of the greatest creations ever. :rommie:

U.S. President Gerald Ford testified in a videotaped deposition for the trial of Lynette Fromme, who had tried to shoot him in September. The tape was not released to the press nor made available to the public.
What could possibly be confidential about that? Except maybe the way he periodically burst into tears and needed to be fortified with hard liquor.

"Venus and Mars/Rock Show," Wings
Very good McCartney Rock, but I don't remember ever hearing it on the air at the time. In fact, my brain doesn't connect it to any particular time period for some reason.

"I Love Music, Pt. 1," The O'Jays
I remember this and it's okay, but it's not giving me any nostalgia vibes.

"You Sexy Thing," Hot Chocolate
This is funny. Strong nostalgic value.

"Theme from Mahogany (Do You Know Where You're Going To)," Diana Ross
I love this one. My favorite Diana Ross song. Strong nostalgic value.

Geez, I had to look that up to refresh my memory of when he'd played a similar role.
I have a friend who recommends two Brazil nuts per day to restore aging memory. The bad news is that she tells me every week or so. :rommie:

Good question. I guess OSI would have picked up Steve's travel expenses, and I guess the Six Million Dollar Man's time is money.
Most of him is money. :rommie:

He must have felt like Kuroda was the right man for the job.
It kind of reminded me of those scenes where Phelps would flip through the photos of all the people at his disposal.

It was a thin premise.
:rommie:

But people knew the boy was around at this point.
I know, but it would have been easy enough to write off as an urban (or forest) legend. "We looked into it and found nothing. Case closed."

He's a clumsy not-wolf.
"Four legs good, two legs bad." :rommie:

This made me look up whether there was any production connection between SMDM and The Krofft Supershow's "Bigfoot and Wildboy" segment. Apparently not.
I vaguely remember "Bigfoot and Wildboy."

He was comically unsuccessful.
In this case, I sympathize with Burns. :rommie:

I think we may have already had at least one full episode without one; I think it was the one that took place entirely in the OR, where they didn't use the laugh track.
Now that I think about it, they probably did it a few times.

Not that I can recall. It probably wasn't considered a family show. But that reminds me that comic ads for 1970s G.I. Joe's competition have popped up:
View attachment 49684
I remember that ad. They used to call my uncle Big Jim. I was amused that he was the brains behind the operation. :rommie:

Perry or Johnny?
Perry and Hamilton. :rommie:

"Say, now that I've foiled your plot to kill me, would you be open for handball a couple days a week?"
:rommie:

That one didn't stick in my head.
I'm not sure how accurate this memory is, but I think hearing a fragment of that song on the commercial is what made me want to watch the first time.

I'm surprised you didn't have anything to say about a movie that featured Mr. Howell and the Chief.
I'm not even sure if I've seen it all the way through, actually. I'm always surprised to be reminded that Jim Backus was in it. :rommie:
 


50th Anniversary Viewing (Part 2)



Shazam!
"The Odd Couple"
Originally aired October 18, 1975
Season finale
IMDb said:
Don learns that everybody needs help once in a while when a fierce forest fire breaks out and Captain Marvel needs help from Isis in order to put it out.

The opening credits and first couple of scenes of our crossover episode (featuring Steve Benedict as Don Haley and Cindy Eilbacher as Susie Walsh):
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Mentor declares that he'll leave the game for Solomon to judge. The Elders call on cue to advise Billy of pride being a two-edged sword and how there are times when every man needs help, even Captain Marvel.

Solomon: And before we go, tell Mentor I declare the limerick game a draw.​

Back in the plane, Don realizes that the tape recorder's been interfering with the compass and that the plane is way off course, but refuses to call in a mayday, instead trying to correct his course until the plane runs out of gas. Billy spots the sputtering plane, changes to Cap, and bellies onto the top of the craft to guide it down for a landing (long shots featuring a very obvious dummy). Don thanks Cap but insists that he could have managed the situation himself and declines a ride. Instead, he and Cindy grab gear to hike their way back to civilization...slipping in a brief PSA about littering along the way.

When Billy and Mentor notice smoke from a developing forest fire, Billy changes again to scope it out from the air, then asks Mentor to call the Elders for help while he tries to locate the kids. Said kids find themselves surrounded by burning trees, on top of which Don slips and injures his ankle. At the van, Mentor speaks with the Elders for the first time, to be told that they'll divulge the secret identity of the one person who can aid Captain Marvel.

Cut to Mentor paying a call on Andrea Thomas while she's alone in her school lab, telling her that he was sent by the Elders--with whom she seems to be familiar--to ask her to help his friend, Captain Marvel. Andrea goes outside, changes to Isis, and flies to the scene of the fire. Cap spots the kids--Don now using a makeshift crutch--and lands in time to save them from a falling tree, then promises that reinforcements are on the way. While he has them lie belly-down in a nearby stream, Isis calls for the spirits of the water to fight their mutual enemy while unusually not rhyming. And that brings us to the closing scenes, moral, and end credits:
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Apparently the Elders' budget doesn't permit Cap to carry passengers.



Speaking of Bigfoot, Isis went there first:
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Note how Isis figures out a budget-friendly way to carry passengers.



Emergency!
"The Indirect Method"
Originally aired October 18, 1975
IMDb/MeTV said:
A hard-nosed female trainee is assigned to Roy and John. Freeway construction threatens an old couple's house. A man tries to commit suicide by gas, but then changes his mind. A man suffers a heart attack and the paramedics are unable to revive him. Roy is electrocuted trying to save an invalid at a burning building.

Cap'n Stanley is instructing the guys on the titular technique, which puts out fires in closed spaces with minimal water by letting resulting steam do all the work, when the new paramedic trainee walks in--Karen Overstreet (Elayne Heilveil), who's wearing a medical tunic rather than a uniform. Awkwardness ensues, the paramedics acting uncomfortable while the fire crew just stares speechless. Then Chet complains of a throbbing head and collapses in the kitchen. Karen examines him and quickly exposes that he's faking.

The station is called to a house on the hills where the police are in a standoff with a shotgun-wielding Mrs. Hurley (Anne Loos), whose paranoia that the police are just trying to get them to vacate the property for freeway construction is an obstacle in treating her husband, though she agrees to let the paramedic trio in. Karen doesn't miss a beat in working with Roy and Johnny, and it's determined that Mr. Hurley hasn't had a heart attack as initially believed, but does have a serious blood clot on a lung. When the ambulance arrives, Mrs. H wants everyone to leave, but Karen firmly talks her down and she relents. Brackett stabilizes Mr. H at Rampart, though he's not out of the woods yet; following which Dix chats with Roy and Johnny about the new trainee.

At the station, Roy and Johnny critique how forceful Karen was with Mrs. H. Karen, in turn, calls them out for Chet's prank. Roy ultimately harnesses her, declaring that they'll decide when she's ready to act on her own initiative. When she voices defensiveness about being a woman, Johnny says that they'll forget about it if she will.

The dispatcher is seen again (though only from behind this episode) as Squad 51 and another engine are called to a suburban home where a man lies unconscious on a lawn after an attempted suicide by gas that he tried to escape from, pulling out a pipe that he'd handcuffed himself to and diving through a window. Karen is stunned after Johnny corrects her description of the victim's pupils. Symptoms pointed out by a neighbor indicate a possible intercranial hemorrhage, and the victim in taken to Rampart in time for a neurosurgeon to potentially save him.

At the station, Chet speculates that Karen's silence is the result of something having happened between her and Johnny. At Rampart, Mr. Hurley is pulled through. When Mrs. H goes in to see him, she expresses her resignation regarding the house, and credits the female paramedic for having brought her to her senses before she got herself killed. The squad is called to a heart attack victim outside a market, who's ultimately lost despite the paramedics' efforts to save her. Karen lets her self-doubt affect her ability to perform her duties, and discusses her situation afterward with Dix at Rampart's outdoor cafeteria, ultimately being made to see that she shouldn't give up. Roy offers his support in helping a humbler but rededicated Karen learn the ropes.

The station and other units are called to the Obligatory Climactic Structure Fire (the dispatcher being seen for the third time this episode). The structure here turns out to be a backlot home rather than a chemical plant. Roy and Johnny gear up to rescue an invalid from an upstairs apartment; while the fire crew uses the previously introduced titular technique on the downstairs of the house. While attempting to exit the apartment from a window, Roy is shocked by some loose wires and falls to the ground, where Karen tends to him with Marco's assistance. When Johnny's gotten the invalid out, he finds that Karen's got the situation under control.

In the coda, Karen lets her hair down while visiting Roy in the hospital, where Johnny puts his foot in his mouth regarding his colleagues' new friendliness.



The Mary Tyler Moore Show
"Mary's Aunt"
Originally aired October 18, 1975
Frndly said:
Mary's Aunt Flo, a celebrated journalist, raises hackles in the WJM newsroom---especially Lou's.

Mary's excited to announce that her aunt (actually her mother's distant cousin) and idol, famous columnist Flo Meredith (Eileen Heckart), will be visiting town. Flo is well-traveled and -connected, and dominates the conversation while making sure that everyone knows it, which seems to make Mary feel inadequate. When she visits the newsroom, her condescending attitude rubs Lou the wrong way; and the friction increases when she questions why the newsroom isn't focusing exclusively on a murder trial that she's interested in.

Mary tries to smooth things over by asking Lou to come over for dinner with her aunt as a personal favor, but before she can ask, he tries to discourage her by giving her several detailed examples of the types of favors he might call upon from her in return. At dinner, Flo tells a story about knowing Winston Churchill, like that's not pretentious. Anything Lou tries to offer in kind, she just one-ups. He walks out in frustration, and Flo just goes into a story about Harry Truman.

The next day Lou finds Mary at the bar trying to work up the courage to confront her aunt, and Lou reveals that he called Flo the night before and apologized; then explains how he understands why she's the way she is, because she was a trailblazing woman journalist who had to put up with guys like him. When Aunt Flo drops in, Mary further learns that she and Lou had a date, and that Flo's looking forward to picking up where the two of them left off.



The Bob Newhart Show
"Carol's Wedding"
Originally aired October 18, 1975
Wiki said:
Carol marries Larry Bondurant (Will Mackenzie) despite knowing him for less than a day.

While his office desk's being refinished, Bob attempts to get by with a substitute TV tray. Carol's lobbying for a raise and unsatisfied with the latest blind date that Emily set her up with. At home, Emily tells Bob that her old best friend's brother, Larry Bondurant, will be in town and she's thinking of hooking him up with Carol. At the office the day after the blind date, Carol's late and a pair of moving men (Vincent Milana and Ric Mancini) deliver a church organ rather than his desk. Carol comes in saying that she's been picking out a wedding dress as she's planning to marry Gary...er, Larry...that Saturday at City Hall.

When Bob gets home, Emily already knows and acts triumphant. At the office, Bob does a phone gag over having gotten a school desk delivered. Jerry doesn't think Carol's serious, and when Carol comes into Bob's office to talk, he assumes that she's come to her senses and canceled the wedding; but it turns out that she's there because her parent won't come, thinking she's crying wolf again, and she wants Bob to give her away.

Come Saturday, the small wedding party consisting of our series regulars waits outside of Judge Tanner's office as it begins to look like Larry--who went back to Seattle to take care of business--may be standing Carol up. An old fellow (Pat Cranshaw) who's marrying his seventh wife, a young blonde, goes ahead of them. Larry finally arrives, acting awkward and sheepish because he got his ticket wrong despite being a travel agent. He and Carol are already passionately kissing as the judge (Robert Casper) is brought out to rush through the ceremony at auctioneer speed in order to maintain his schedule.



What could possibly be confidential about that? Except maybe the way he periodically burst into tears and needed to be fortified with hard liquor.
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Very good McCartney Rock, but I don't remember ever hearing it on the air at the time. In fact, my brain doesn't connect it to any particular time period for some reason.
Possibly because of its use in the later live album and still-later concert film. The single is a shortened version of the opening tracks from the album. I've always associated the reference to a "green metal suit" with the track that served as this single's B-side, which may be of some interest:
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One of us! One of us!

I remember this and it's okay, but it's not giving me any nostalgia vibes.
This is good, memorable, and immersive.

This is funny. Strong nostalgic value.
A memorable period classic.

I love this one. My favorite Diana Ross song. Strong nostalgic value.
Memorably melancholy.

I have a friend who recommends two Brazil nuts per day to restore aging memory. The bad news is that she tells me every week or so. :rommie:
:D

I vaguely remember "Bigfoot and Wildboy."
Apparently they were just aping SMDM's version of Bigfoot.

Perry and Hamilton. :rommie:
I thought perhaps you might be doing Johnny Cochran as parodied by Greg Morris's son Phil:

Steve's familiar with Vashon's mean forehand.
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I'm not sure how accurate this memory is, but I think hearing a fragment of that song on the commercial is what made me want to watch the first time.
Part of it did get in my head today.

I'm not even sure if I've seen it all the way through, actually. I'm always surprised to be reminded that Jim Backus was in it. :rommie:
In a meaty dramatic role...as the trailer shows, he's the father who's too spineless to serve as a role model for Dean's character.
 
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"The Odd Couple"
Wow, a team up. I either didn't know or forgot.

Season finale
They probably should have done this at the start of the season to boost each other's ratings.

Solomon: And before we go, tell Mentor I declare the limerick game a draw.
This is the best thing in the series so far. :rommie:

Don realizes that the tape recorder's been interfering with the compass
I wonder if that's a real thing.

the plane is way off course, but refuses to call in a mayday, instead trying to correct his course until the plane runs out of gas.
I was afraid for a second that this was going to become a "Cold Equations" adaptation. :rommie:

Billy spots the sputtering plane, changes to Cap, and bellies onto the top of the craft to guide it down for a landing (long shots featuring a very obvious dummy).
That's pretty impressive.

slipping in a brief PSA about littering along the way.
This show is so preachy it makes me want to behave badly. :rommie:

Billy and Mentor notice smoke from a developing forest fire
If these guys ever go near the San Andreas Fault, California will fall into the ocean. :rommie:

Said kids find themselves surrounded by burning trees, on top of which Don slips and injures his ankle.
Cindy can't help because she's inexplicably struck blind!

Mentor speaks with the Elders for the first time
This is actually a pretty cool episode overall.

Cut to Mentor paying a call on Andrea Thomas while she's alone in her school lab
Did the Elders teleport him there?

telling her that he was sent by the Elders--with whom she seems to be familiar
Interesting....

in time to save them from a falling tree
Drink!

he has them lie belly-down in a nearby stream
At that moment, a mile away, the dam bursts!

Isis calls for the spirits of the water to fight their mutual enemy while unusually not rhyming.
She's afraid they'll invite her to join the Limerick contest.

Apparently the Elders' budget doesn't permit Cap to carry passengers.
Somehow they got far away from the forest fire, because there's no hint of burnt vegetation. :rommie:

Speaking of Bigfoot, Isis went there first:
Aw, I'm disappointed. I thought they were gonna take it somewhere paranormal for a change. That's the trouble with these kind of shows. Aside from the premise, everything is usually completely mainstream. There did seem to be some mutual attraction between Richard and Isis, though. I thought for sure she was going to say, "Whoa, big hands too." :rommie:

Note how Isis figures out a budget-friendly way to carry passengers.
And I love how they had Bigfoot roll down the hill by tilting the camera, totally not caring about the mountains in the background. :rommie:

the titular technique, which puts out fires in closed spaces with minimal water by letting resulting steam do all the work
That's a good idea. Sounds like it's probably a real thing.

Then Chet complains of a throbbing head and collapses in the kitchen. Karen examines him and quickly exposes that he's faking.
By stabbing him in the ass with a needle.

The station is called to a house on the hills where the police are in a standoff with a shotgun-wielding Mrs. Hurley
Grace Slick would have been a perfect cameo here.

Karen, in turn, calls them out for Chet's prank.
Pranks are a part of the job. :rommie:

When she voices defensiveness about being a woman, Johnny says that they'll forget about it if she will.
Johnny's doing well. He probably saw this episode of Adam-12.

the victim in taken to Rampart in time for a neurosurgeon to potentially save him.
But we'll never know....

At Rampart, Mr. Hurley is pulled through.
Whew.

The squad is called to a heart attack victim outside a market, who's ultimately lost despite the paramedics' efforts to save her.
Aww.

Karen lets her self-doubt affect her ability to perform her duties, and discusses her situation afterward with Dix at Rampart's outdoor cafeteria, ultimately being made to see that she shouldn't give up.
"This is what 'trainee' means."

Roy offers his support in helping a humbler but rededicated Karen learn the ropes.
"There will still be pranks, though."

(the dispatcher being seen for the third time this episode)
Hopefully he gets paid by the scene and not the episode.

the fire crew uses the previously introduced titular technique on the downstairs of the house
Chekhov's Steam.

Roy is shocked by some loose wires and falls to the ground
Yikes.

Johnny puts his foot in his mouth regarding his colleagues' new friendliness.
The episode's not over till Johnny makes a fool of himself. :rommie:

Mary's excited to announce that her aunt (actually her mother's distant cousin) and idol, famous columnist Flo Meredith (Eileen Heckart), will be visiting town.
I remember her.

When she visits the newsroom, her condescending attitude rubs Lou the wrong way
"I hate spunk!"

before she can ask, he tries to discourage her by giving her several detailed examples of the types of favors he might call upon from her in return.
If this wasn't a fairly family-friendly show....

At dinner, Flo tells a story about knowing Winston Churchill, like that's not pretentious.
She kind of reminds me of Commander McBragg. :rommie:

Mary further learns that she and Lou had a date, and that Flo's looking forward to picking up where the two of them left off.
She would have made a good recurring girlfriend for Lou.

Carol's lobbying for a raise and unsatisfied with the latest blind date that Emily set her up with.
Chekhov's Desperation.

her old best friend's brother
We're really scraping the bottom of the barrel here. :rommie:

Carol comes in saying that she's been picking out a wedding dress as she's planning to marry Gary...er, Larry...that Saturday at City Hall.
Somebody should have played an ominous chord on that organ.

When Bob gets home, Emily already knows and acts triumphant.
I would kind of expect Emily to be a little freaked out.

the small wedding party consisting of our series regulars
Of course. :rommie:

He and Carol are already passionately kissing as the judge (Robert Casper) is brought out to rush through the ceremony at auctioneer speed in order to maintain his schedule.
I have absolutely no recollection of how this turns out in the long run.

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Well, that gets the day off to a great start. :rommie:

Possibly because of its use in the later live album and still-later concert film. The single is a shortened version of the opening tracks from the album. I've always associated the reference to a "green metal suit" with the track that served as this single's B-side, which may be of some interest:
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One of us! One of us!
I remember this one, too, and I also recall it getting a shoutout on the Bullpen Bulletins Page.

Apparently they were just aping SMDM's version of Bigfoot.
I see what you did there. :rommie:

I thought perhaps you might be doing Johnny Cochran as parodied by Greg Morris's son Phil:
I knew you were referencing Johnny Cochran, but I wasn't familiar with Phil Morris's parody.

Steve's familiar with Vashon's mean forehand. View attachment 49709
Ouch. I guess so.

In a meaty dramatic role...as the trailer shows, he's the father who's too spineless to serve as a role model for Dean's character.
Yes, and he looks good. Very startling to those of us who know him only as Mr Howell and Mr Magoo.
 
Wow, a team up. I either didn't know or forgot.
They're supposed to do another one next season.

They probably should have done this at the start of the season to boost each other's ratings.
It does serve as a sort of torch-passing as Isis will have more new episodes.

I wonder if that's a real thing.
I dunno, but clearly 1970s tape recorders didn't have Airplane Mode.

I was afraid for a second that this was going to become a "Cold Equations" adaptation. :rommie:
Looked up.

If these guys ever go near the San Andreas Fault, California will fall into the ocean. :rommie:
Since they're driving around Southern California, maybe the misfortune that accompanies them is a counterbalance that's keeping the fault stable.

Cindy can't help because she's inexplicably struck blind!
How did you know?

Did the Elders teleport him there?
Wasn't my impression. OTOH, we've seen him mysteriously appear.

Just now?

At that moment, a mile away, the dam bursts!
You should be writing this show.

She's afraid they'll invite her to join the Limerick contest.
The cruelest misfortune...

Aw, I'm disappointed. I thought they were gonna take it somewhere paranormal for a change. That's the trouble with these kind of shows. Aside from the premise, everything is usually completely mainstream. There did seem to be some mutual attraction between Richard and Isis, though. I thought for sure she was going to say, "Whoa, big hands too." :rommie:
:whistle:

And I love how they had Bigfoot roll down the hill by tilting the camera, totally not caring about the mountains in the background. :rommie:
Had to go back and look for that.

That's a good idea. Sounds like it's probably a real thing.
No doubt.

By stabbing him in the ass with a needle.
No, that's Archie in a couple of nights.

But we'll never know....
Not that I caught.

Actually, the victim was a him.

If this wasn't a fairly family-friendly show....
The actual favors were relatively bawdy...serving as his maid for poker night; picking him up from a remote bar in the middle of the night; or being hooked up with an old war buddy.

She kind of reminds me of Commander McBragg. :rommie:
Had to look that up, though I was probably familiar back in the day, given the shows he was on.

She would have made a good recurring girlfriend for Lou.
Thinks she's making at least one more appearance.

Somebody should have played an ominous chord on that organ.
There was a cute bit where Bob was alone in the reception area trying out the organ and Jerry stepped out of the elevator to find him "rocking out."
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Of course. :rommie:
They couldn't even get Dr. Tupperman or Elliot Carlin to come?

I have absolutely no recollection of how this turns out in the long run.
It was a surprise to me that they actually married her off, though I didn't pay much attention to the show in the day.

Well, that gets the day off to a great start. :rommie:
:D

I remember this one, too, and I also recall it getting a shoutout on the Bullpen Bulletins Page.
I can't recall it having come up yet.

I see what you did there. :rommie:
Noticed but not deliberate.

I knew you were referencing Johnny Cochran, but I wasn't familiar with Phil Morris's parody.
I figured you wouldn't be...though the character was spun off into some commercials for different products.

Ouch. I guess so.
Of course, that was followed by a close-up of Steve's clenched fist.

Yes, and he looks good. Very startling to those of us who know him only as Mr Howell and Mr Magoo.
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They're supposed to do another one next season.
Hopefully with a bit more interaction.

I dunno, but clearly 1970s tape recorders didn't have Airplane Mode.
Heh. :rommie:

Looked up.
A heartbreaking classic.

Since they're driving around Southern California, maybe the misfortune that accompanies them is a counterbalance that's keeping the fault stable.
That's a thought. Kinda reminds me of an 80s Twilight Zone.

How did you know?
Nobody is spared.

Wasn't my impression. OTOH, we've seen him mysteriously appear.
He seemed to get there pretty fast. :rommie:

Just now?
I just couldn't think of anything funnier for that one. :rommie:

You should be writing this show.
I've been thinking of doing some kind of homage. :rommie:

:D

Had to go back and look for that.
I went back a couple of times. I'm sure it was easy to miss in the initial broadcast.

No, that's Archie in a couple of nights.
I think I remember that.

Actually, the victim was a him.
Ah, okay. It did strike me as a little odd. It seems like 99% of the heart attack victims on TV are men.

The actual favors were relatively bawdy...serving as his maid for poker night; picking him up from a remote bar in the middle of the night; or being hooked up with an old war buddy.
Missed opportunity for an episode there. :rommie:

Had to look that up, though I was probably familiar back in the day, given the shows he was on.
I think I remember him mainly from The Captain Boston Show, which I think I've mentioned before.

There was a cute bit where Bob was alone in the reception area trying out the organ and Jerry stepped out of the elevator to find him "rocking out." View attachment 49746
Rock like nobody's watching.
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They couldn't even get Dr. Tupperman or Elliot Carlin to come?
Carol's as bad off as Ellen. Maybe they should marry each other.

It was a surprise to me that they actually married her off, though I didn't pay much attention to the show in the day.
This may have been when I drifted away from the show. I have no recollection of it at all.

Of course, that was followed by a close-up of Steve's clenched fist.
But he's stoic, man. He's stoic.

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Kind of amazing. He clearly preferred comedy, but he definitely had the talent for drama.
 


50th Anniversary Viewing (Part 1)



The Six Million Dollar Man
"The Deadly Test"
Originally aired October 19, 1975
Edited Wiki/Peacock mashup said:
While temporarily in command of a test pilot training school at Edwards Air Force Base, Steve must protect a royal pilot and prevent a war.

Once again, we see Steve flying in the Starfighter and landing in the Thunderchief, as he reports to Edwards for Air Force Reserve duty, relieving his old buddy Colonel Joe Gordon (Tim O'Connor acting gruff and rural) as commander of an international test pilot school while he goes on vacation. Posing as a soda vendor, a man whom we soon learn is a Dr. Winslow (Frank Marth) checks the flight schedule while refilling the machines, taking specific interest in the assignment of Prince Aram Sakari of Kutan (future Dream Date Erik Estrada). Later at a bar, Winslow takes a call in which he confirms his plan to use a machine of his creation to kill Prince Sakari in a way that looks like an accident.

After Steve lets Gordon beat him in arm wrestling, Gordon introduces him to Sakari and his antagonistic study partner, test engineer Lt. Jan Simmons (Leigh Christian). When a departing Gordon finds a large crate blocking his car in, Steve uses his bionic arm to move the crate while Gordon goes inside to deal with the situation. Steve then wins an arm rematch. After Gordon leaves, Sakari and rival Israeli pilot David Levy (Martin Speer) go up for an altitude reading system test flight in F-4 Phantoms. On the ground, Simmons shares with Steve that she's ambitious to be an astronaut. In the beverage van, Winslow and his accomplice, Pratt (Harry Pugh), set up the device and use it on Levy's plane, which causes the pilot to lose control, forcing him to eject...while also causing interference with Steve's bionic eye. It turns out that Sakari was the intended target, but Gordon had the pilots change plane assignments at the last minute. Winslow's employer chastises him on the phone for his error.

Steve, Simmons, and Sakari listen to a recording of a similar incident at LAX. Oscar flies in because he's on the show's weekly payroll, with a report speculating that the interference could have been caused by a coherent energy wave. While Steve has a date with Simmons, Levy's drinking because he's grounded, and thinks Sakari may have sabotaged him because of an old war grudge. Steve and Simmons go up in a glider that's towed into the air by a prop plane. Winslow makes another delivery to read the board for Sakari's next flight, a spin-test. While Sakari's locked in a room, Steve goes up in a two-man T-38 Talon trainer with Simmons, in direct radio contact with Oscar. Winslow and Pratt use the device again, causing the plane to lose stability. On his own initiative, Levy investigates the van and interferes with the sabotage, but is held at gunpoint by Winslow and forced to drive getaway.

Steve spots the suspicious van and flies low over it, but Winslow uses the device, forcing a blinded Steve to gain altitude while Simmons serves as his eyes. Levy brings the van to a sudden halt, gaining Steve some time but getting clocked for the effort. After a drive-by shootout with a security roadblock, Winslow swerves into a lakebed firing range. Steve lands the plane there and raises Simmons's security clearance by intercepting the van on foot. The still-running device, now threatening to overload, interferes with Steve's bionics, causing him to collapse to the ground; but he grabs a nearby unexploded missile and hurls it at the van. After the baddies evacuate, Steve and Simmons get Levy out; then Steve bionic-hurls the device, which explodes upon impact with the ground. Police and rescue vehicles arrive, and the baddies are taken into custody.

Sakari and Levy part on good terms, the prince expressing that he owes Levy his life twice while departing for his country, where the prime minister behind the attempts on him has been jailed. Gordon returns, dismayed that he missed all the action. The episode closes with a Thunderbirds flyover.



All in the Family
"Chain Letter"
Originally aired October 20, 1975
Wiki said:
Archie throws out a chain letter thinking it's baloney, but bad luck soon befalls him.

Archie comes home dismayed that Edith's serving chicken again and is sending out chain letters, as she believes in the warnings of misfortune, telling the story of how her Uncle Walter rolled out the back of an ambulance and into a bay. Presented with a letter sent to him, Archie crumples it up and tosses it away. For once Archie's on the same page with Mike, who's hanging around while Gloria's doing inventory at the story (i.e., on strike). When Irene comes over, Arch goes at her for sending the chain letter to Edith, but she says she just did it for a laugh. Edith thinks Archie's bad luck has started when Mike has to deal with a toilet overflow, then her chicken dish starts burning, though Arch is unconcerned about both incidents.

Archie carries the titular subject to Kelcy's, where Kelsey voices belief in chain letter mojo while Bert Munson is another skeptic. But Munson gets a call from his wife that he's been diagnosed with infectious hepatitis...after Archie's drunken from the same pitcher of beer in a chug-a-lug contest. When Edith has trouble raising Archie's usual doctor, Archie resorts to a free clinic where he's examined by Dr. Franklin (Robert Guillaume), who sarcastically goes into Lionel-style stereotype mode as soon as Archie vocalizes his signature trait. Archie then objects to having to drop his pants for a shot from the nurse (Arnold's carhop Beatrice Colen).

In the coda, Irene has fixed the toilet and is apologetic about sending the chain letters; while Archie's the object of some physical comedy involving doors swinging into his sore posterior.



M*A*S*H
"Dear Mildred"
Originally aired October 24, 1975
IMDb said:
Colonel Potter writes his anniversary letter to his wife. Meanwhile, Frank and Margaret try to find the perfect anniversary gift, only to be outdone by Radar.

As Radar's nervously cleaning the colonel's desk, Potter begins his letter, getting in a bit about how the young corporal is a little squirrely. Frank and Margaret come in with a suspicious story about why they need to take pictures of the colonel. At the Swamp, Radar unloads on the guys about how he can't get comfortable with his new C.O. A mail chopper comes in, and when the pilot tells the guys and Radar about a nearby injured horse he plans to put out of its misery, Radar object and the guys agree to be led to the site to try to help it. After the guys are unable to lasso the skittish beast, Radar succeeds by calmly approaching it. In his letter, Potter recounts how Father Mulcahy stepped up while Klinger was fixing the film on movie night, entertaining the audience by singing a musical number with Nurse O'Connor (William's RL missus, Barbara Christopher).

The letter comes to the subject of Burns and Houlihan.

Potter: She's the head nurse. He's the head twerp.​

Potter nevertheless makes clear his inclination to look the other way at the couple's affair. Meanwhile, that very couple is hiring a local merchant named Cho (Richard Lee Sung) to carve a wood bust of the colonel from their pictures. The guys experience some mishaps tending to the horse and try to discourage Radar from attempting to keep it behind Potter's back. When Cho arrives with the bust, Frank and Margaret waste no time in presenting it to the colonel, and he makes a show of acting pleased despite the questionable likeness. Then they're completely upstaged when Radar walks in with the horse, and the colonel is awestruck to the verge of tears.

In the coda, a mounted Potter leads the charge to a chopper of incoming wounded.



Hawaii Five-O
"The Defector"
Originally aired October 24, 1975
Paramount+ said:
McGarrett meets his match in Dr. Grant Ormsbee, a grumpy and aggravating scientist who is sheltering a suspected Chinese defector.

Not to be confused with my favorite episode of TNG. Frequent flyer Soon-Teck Oh stealthily rubber-rafts onto a Kalia Cove beach to be met by an armed contact, Lew Kameka (Robert Lee), whom he shoots; following which he fires the weapon a couple more times, which includes wounding his own arm. Five-O takes interest because Kameka was a known foreign agent and the raft, which Oh's character was preparing to bury, was left out to be found. Liaising with Navy Commander Jim Hudson (Lee Stetson) to sniff out what the unknown foreign agent was arriving for, McGarrett is taken to a ship that's conducting tests led by Nobel Prize winner Dr. Ormsbee (Pat Hingle), who's been kept out of the spotlight for ten years because of a project involving missiles that he insists on keeping secret even from Five-O. Later at his hotel room, Ormsbee finds an unexpected visitor--Chaing Lee (Oh), an old colleague with whom he worked in the States some twelve years prior before Chaing returned to his homeland. Ormsbee expresses his belief in camaraderie between scientists over loyalty to governments, and Chaing tells Ormsbee that he's defecting.

Danno and Chin question Kameka's current girlfriend, travel agent Carol Stone (Mary Ann Chinn), about who might have wanted him dead. She acts like she wasn't in the know about what Kameka was into, but stops the tears after they leave and shows the audience that her agency is a front as she has men in the back inform a man named Thatcher. Ormsbee visits McGarrett's office to negotiate cooperation in aiding Dr. Chaing's defection--having been told that Chaing killed Kameka in self-defense and wanting to get around the State Department. McGarrett is skeptically unwilling to sweep the murder case under the rug, but agrees to a meeting. In a follow-up with Ormsbee to arrange the meeting with Chaing, Steve lays down the condition that Chaing's claim of self-defense has to be proven. When the time and place is established, Chaing informs Stone by phone.

At Hanauma Bay, Steve is introduced to Dr. Chaing, who's told that he'll have to turn himself over unconditionally. Then a dirt-biker sent by Stone takes rifle shots at the party from high ground and gets away. In the aftermath, Steve and Ormsbee butt heads over the former's insistence on going through legal channels. When prints that Chaing left in Ormsbee's car turn out to not be on file despite Chaing's prior work in the States, Steve theorizes that they're dealing with an imposter whose defection is a front for gaining access to Ormsbee's missile tests. Steve fills in Ormsbee regarding this and arranges to have Ormsbee question Chaing about the details of a Yankees game that Ormsbee and Chaing attended in '62. Ormsbee takes the first opportunity to phone Steve about Chaing's failure; and McGarrett arranges with Cmdr. Hudson to play along with Chaing's defection in order to ensnare the spy ring.

Fake Chaing is taken to the test ship, where Ormsbee fills him in on the details of his project, a missile designed to home in on nuclear subs. FC shows special interest in the guidance system. A test launch proceeds, conveyed by stock footage of a Polaris missile launch. After the missile is recovered by a well-equipped trained seal, Chaing holds up Ormsbee for a capsule of microfilm taken from the missile and forces Ormsbee to accompany him to shore and drive him to a rendezvous with Stone, who's being tailed by Duke even as Ormsbee's car is tailed by Chin. Chaing drops his pretense for Ormsbee, informing him that the real Chaing Lee was killed. Ormsbee is taken to a house where Stone and her cell agents are waiting. Ormsbee informs them that the capsule is empty and ducks out of the room in time for Five-O and the Navy to storm the place. Steve finds Fake Chaing dead from cyanide ingestion. Steve has Stone booked for Murder One, and engages in one last, lighthearted bit of head-butting with Ormsbee.



He seemed to get there pretty fast. :rommie:
An advantage of always driving around Southern California.

I think I remember him mainly from The Captain Boston Show, which I think I've mentioned before.
Can't recall that you have, but I was referring to Tennessee Tuxedo, Bullwinkle, and Underdog.
 
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Once again, we see Steve flying in the Starfighter and landing in the Thunderchief
"Steve to Oscar: Chameleon circuit test #2 successful."

he reports to Edwards for Air Force Reserve duty
You'd think the world's first bionic man would be exempt from such things.

relieving his old buddy Colonel Joe Gordon (Tim O'Connor acting gruff and rural) as commander of an international test pilot school
And you'd think there'd be a second-in-command more qualified.

Posing as a soda vendor, a man whom we soon learn is a Dr. Winslow
"Tonic! Tonic for sale!"

Prince Aram Sakari of Kutan (future Dream Date Erik Estrada)
And former Kolchakian human sacrifice, just a few months prior.

a departing Gordon finds a large crate blocking his car in
What is it with crates on this show? They're like an invasive species. :rommie:

Steve then wins an arm rematch.
Good idea. Mix it up. Makes it more believable. :rommie:

Sakari and rival Israeli pilot David Levy (Martin Speer) go up for an altitude reading system test flight in F-4 Phantoms.
And land in Piper Cubs.

while also causing interference with Steve's bionic eye.
Uh oh.

Winslow's employer chastises him on the phone for his error.
"Don't you have a machine of your own creation that can read minds?!"

Steve, Simmons, and Sakari listen to a recording of a similar incident at LAX.
Yikes. What kind of plane?

Oscar flies in because he's on the show's weekly payroll
:rommie:

a report speculating that the interference could have been caused by a coherent energy wave.
"This technology has enourmous implications for national security, but our story is just about anonymous petty politics in a foreign country."

Steve and Simmons go up in a glider that's towed into the air by a prop plane.
And land in a DC-10.

While Sakari's locked in a room
For his own protection?

Steve goes up in a two-man T-38 Talon trainer with Simmons
Why is Simmons risking her life with Steve as mad scientist bait? She's only a trainee. Actually, I don't understand her purpose in the story at all-- she's antagonistic, she wants to be an astronaut, she's on a date with Steve, she's part of the espionage investigation....

On his own initiative, Levy investigates the van and interferes with the sabotage, but is held at gunpoint by Winslow and forced to drive getaway.
Nice little bit of attempted heroism there.

Winslow uses the device, forcing a blinded Steve to gain altitude while Simmons serves as his eyes
He's only got one bionic eye. He should be able to still see out of the other one.

Levy brings the van to a sudden halt, gaining Steve some time but getting clocked for the effort.
This guy's got moxie.

Steve lands the plane there and raises Simmons's security clearance by intercepting the van on foot.
"As soon as the upgrade goes through, you'll be able to hear my theme music fill the air."

The still-running device, now threatening to overload, interferes with Steve's bionics, causing him to collapse to the ground
This is a good bit, giving him a little more challenge and vulnerability.

but he grabs a nearby unexploded missile and hurls it at the van
Okay, that's a little convenient. :rommie:

Sakari and Levy part on good terms, the prince expressing that he owes Levy his life twice
Aww, that's sweet and understated.

the prime minister behind the attempts on him has been jailed
Lame. We don't even get to meet the real bad guy.

The episode closes with a Thunderbirds flyover.
I'm picturing a marionette waving down at Steve. :rommie:

the story of how her Uncle Walter rolled out the back of an ambulance and into a bay
But did he survive?

For once Archie's on the same page with Mike
Page. I get it. :rommie:

Gloria's doing inventory at the story (i.e., on strike)
When she finally gets her raise, it won't be enough to cover the lost pay from the episodes she missed. :rommie:

When Irene comes over
Irene is still around. Did she ever actually leave, or is it a Mandela thing? :rommie:

Arch goes at her for sending the chain letter to Edith, but she says she just did it for a laugh.
"Bwahaha!"

But Munson gets a call from his wife that he's been diagnosed with infectious hepatitis...after Archie's drunken from the same pitcher of beer in a chug-a-lug contest.
Irene and Munson are playing an elaborate prank on Archie. :rommie:

Dr. Franklin (Robert Guillaume)
Benson!

Archie then objects to having to drop his pants for a shot from the nurse
I kind of remember this.

(Arnold's carhop Beatrice Colen)
And Wonder Woman's sidekick, if I'm thinking of the right person.

In the coda, Irene has fixed the toilet and is apologetic about sending the chain letters; while Archie's the object of some physical comedy involving doors swinging into his sore posterior.
And we have another episode of All In The Family implying that occult forces are real!

Potter begins his letter, getting in a bit about how the young corporal is a little squirrely.
The characters are still adjusting to each other.

A mail chopper comes in, and when the pilot tells the guys and Radar about a nearby injured horse he plans to put out of its misery
This strikes me as a nice little realistic plot element. It adds a little richness to the story.

Father Mulcahy stepped up while Klinger was fixing the film on movie night, entertaining the audience by singing a musical number with Nurse O'Connor (William's RL missus, Barbara Christopher).
Well, that's cool. I wonder if that was her only turn as a nurse.

Potter: She's the head nurse. He's the head twerp.
"We call him Ferret Face."

Potter nevertheless makes clear his inclination to look the other way at the couple's affair.
Interesting. This implies that it's something that's actionable rather than merely scandalous.

Then they're completely upstaged when Radar walks in with the horse, and the colonel is awestruck to the verge of tears.
This is what I was almost remembering before. A very touching scene.

Not to be confused with my favorite episode of TNG.
Interesting. I'm not sure what my favorite TNG would be. "Measure of a Man" springs to mind, but I'd have to give it more thought.

following which he fires the weapon a couple more times, which includes wounding his own arm.
That trick never works.

Liaising with Navy Commander Jim Hudson (Lee Stetson) to sniff out what the unknown foreign agent was arriving for
You'd think the State Department or CIA would want to be in on this.

Ormsbee expresses his belief in camaraderie between scientists over loyalty to governments, and Chaing tells Ormsbee that he's defecting.
This sets up an interesting clash of ideologies, but I'm not sure why a defector wouldn't go straight to the authorities.

She acts like she wasn't in the know about what Kameka was into, but stops the tears after they leave and shows the audience that her agency is a front as she has men in the back inform a man named Thatcher.
I'm getting a deja vu moment from this scene, only I think it was a flower shop before.

Ormsbee visits McGarrett's office to negotiate cooperation in aiding Dr. Chaing's defection--having been told that Chaing killed Kameka in self-defense and wanting to get around the State Department.
Okay, so his purpose for killing Kameka was to create a need for Ormsbee to advocate for him?

McGarrett is skeptically unwilling to sweep the murder case under the rug, but agrees to a meeting.
It certainly is an interesting situation. So many jurisdictions! :rommie:

Steve and Ormsbee butt heads over the former's insistence on going through legal channels.
What exactly did Ormsbee want to do?

When prints that Chaing left in Ormsbee's car turn out to not be on file despite Chaing's prior work in the States
They should have foreseen that and taken steps to cover for it, like with injuries or something.

Steve theorizes that they're dealing with an imposter whose defection is a front for gaining access to Ormsbee's missile tests.
Another plot with a doppelganger element.

Ormsbee takes the first opportunity to phone Steve about Chaing's failure
I like how Ormsbee is smart enough to not go into denial.

After the missile is recovered by a well-equipped trained seal
Uncredited.

Chaing holds up Ormsbee for a capsule of microfilm taken from the missile and forces Ormsbee to accompany him to shore and drive him to a rendezvous with Stone, who's being tailed by Duke even as Ormsbee's car is tailed by Chin.
Looks like we got us a convoy!

Chaing drops his pretense for Ormsbee, informing him that the real Chaing Lee was killed.
I guess that was inevitable.

Ormsbee is taken to a house where Stone and her cell agents are waiting. Ormsbee informs them that the capsule is empty and ducks out of the room in time for Five-O and the Navy to storm the place. Steve finds Fake Chaing dead from cyanide ingestion. Steve has Stone booked for Murder One, and engages in one last, lighthearted bit of head-butting with Ormsbee.
This sounds like a cool little espionage episode with an interesting character for McGarrett to play against.

Can't recall that you have, but I was referring to Tennessee Tuxedo, Bullwinkle, and Underdog.
Those all showed up on Captain Boston, along with Huckleberry Hound and some others. But the main attraction for me was Clutch Cargo and QT Hush-- the former of which you've probably heard of and the latter probably not. :rommie: Also, there was no actual Captain Boston. The show opened with a shot of jet contrails passing overhead and a voice intoning "The Captainnnn Bostonnnn Showwww." No idea what that was all about. :rommie:
 
You'd think the world's first bionic man would be exempt from such things.
I think he enjoys it.

And you'd think there'd be a second-in-command more qualified.
More qualified than a former astronaut and the world's first bionic man?

"Tonic! Tonic for sale!"
I see what ya did there.

And former Kolchakian human sacrifice, just a few months prior.
Good, then I don't need to post pics. The IMDb page has several.

What is it with crates on this show? They're like an invasive species. :rommie:
And Steve unblocking cars...seems to be a recurring bit of business.

Yikes. What kind of plane?
A commercial airliner identified by its flight number; but it only experienced a temporary loss of control.

For his own protection?
Yep...gotta save him for the Dream Dates.

Why is Simmons risking her life with Steve as mad scientist bait? She's only a trainee.
They were all qualified professionals, who were attending the school for specialized training.

Actually, I don't understand her purpose in the story at all-- she's antagonistic,
With Sakari.

He's only got one bionic eye. He should be able to still see out of the other one.
Could be that getting bad feedback in the bionic one affects his optic nerves in general.

"As soon as the upgrade goes through, you'll be able to hear my theme music fill the air."
I've given up on the bionic sound while running at this point.

Lame. We don't even get to meet the real bad guy.
The Duke of Ex Machina.

I'm picturing a marionette waving down at Steve. :rommie:
Nah, these guys.
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Looks like SMDM was a bit behind the times in showing them using F-4 Phantoms...they switched to the T-38 Talon in '74.

And while we're on SMDM, here we go, in this month's DCs:
Just in time for Christmas of '75!

But did he survive?
Nope.

Page. I get it. :rommie:
I didn't.

When she finally gets her raise, it won't be enough to cover the lost pay from the episodes she missed. :rommie:
It looks like partial cast absences are going to be a regular thing in the coming season.

Irene is still around. Did she ever actually leave, or is it a Mandela thing? :rommie:
She's supposed to disappear the middle of this season.

I kind of remember this.
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And Wonder Woman's sidekick, if I'm thinking of the right person.
Yep, still to come in these parts. It looks like she drops HD next season for that gig, then goes back to HD for one more season afterward.

And we have another episode of All In The Family implying that occult forces are real!
I'd say that blaming these odd circumstances on the chain letter is a stretch. Archie wasn't even phased by the first couple. And the chug-a-lug thing was a total contrivance.

Well, that's cool. I wonder if that was her only turn as a nurse.
Looks like it's her only acting credit. She also appeared on a few episodes of a game show.

Interesting. This implies that it's something that's actionable rather than merely scandalous.
I'm not sure as they're both officers, but I'm sure that it's frowned upon.

This is what I was almost remembering before. A very touching scene.
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"Oh...my..."

Interesting. I'm not sure what my favorite TNG would be. "Measure of a Man" springs to mind, but I'd have to give it more thought.
Definitely one of the Top 10ers as far as general best episodes go.

You'd think the State Department or CIA would want to be in on this.
It's domestic, so that would be the FBI. Might make a good story for the BBC...or B. B. King...and Doris Day...

This sets up an interesting clash of ideologies, but I'm not sure why a defector wouldn't go straight to the authorities.
The potential murder charge.

I'm getting a deja vu moment from this scene, only I think it was a flower shop before.
Yeah, Wo Fat had a go-between contact working a flower shop recently.

Okay, so his purpose for killing Kameka was to create a need for Ormsbee to advocate for him?
Apparently. I guess Kameka was just a pawn to be offed for Chaing's cover.

It certainly is an interesting situation. So many jurisdictions! :rommie:
Matt Busby!

What exactly did Ormsbee want to do?
Drop the murder thing.

Another plot with a doppelganger element.
What was the last one?

Uncredited.
And presumably unharmed.

Looks like we got us a convoy!
10-4, good buddy!

This sounds like a cool little espionage episode with an interesting character for McGarrett to play against.
Who takes his newfound appreciation for law enforcement to Gotham City....

Those all showed up on Captain Boston, along with Huckleberry Hound and some others. But the main attraction for me was Clutch Cargo and QT Hush-- the former of which you've probably heard of and the latter probably not.
Yep.

Also, there was no actual Captain Boston. The show opened with a shot of jet contrails passing overhead and a voice intoning "The Captainnnn Bostonnnn Showwww." No idea what that was all about. :rommie:
Now that's odd...I assumed that was a costumed host. I remember a hosted kids' programming show I was catching on cable from California in the late '70s--Captain Cosmic, who had a fake robot sidkick named 2T2, and showed Star Blazers.
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I think he enjoys it.
That is probably true.

More qualified than a former astronaut and the world's first bionic man?
Yeah, if only because the assistant would be familiar with day-to-day operations and details. Steve has the Right Stuff, but he's an outsider.

I see what ya did there.
:rommie:

Good, then I don't need to post pics. The IMDb page has several.
His star was rising.

And Steve unblocking cars...seems to be a recurring bit of business.
When he retires he can work part time for AAA.

A commercial airliner identified by its flight number; but it only experienced a temporary loss of control.
So he refrained from killing a planeload of people, or the test failed?

Yep...gotta save him for the Dream Dates.
:rommie:

They were all qualified professionals, who were attending the school for specialized training.
Yeah, but she was a trainee and this had turned into a real mission where they were expecting the plane to be attacked. This was a classic situation where Steve would say, "Nope, I'm going alone."

With Sakari.
But it seemed to go nowhere.

Could be that getting bad feedback in the bionic one affects his optic nerves in general.
Yeah, that's reasonable.

I've given up on the bionic sound while running at this point.
It doesn't happen when he's running?

The Duke of Ex Machina.
Nice. Good name for a band. :rommie:

Nah, these guys.
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Looks like SMDM was a bit behind the times in showing them using F-4 Phantoms...they switched to the T-38 Talon in '74.
I do know those Thunderbirds. They used to fly over my house when the Naval Air Station was open. Or a similar group anyway.

I wonder if that's the same Glynis O'Connor who was a character actress back in the 70s. Probably not. :rommie:

Poor Uncle Walter.

I didn't.
Another happy accident. :rommie:

It looks like partial cast absences are going to be a regular thing in the coming season.
Success frequently led to behind-the-scenes turmoil.

I hope she got a bonus. :rommie:

I'd say that blaming these odd circumstances on the chain letter is a stretch. Archie wasn't even phased by the first couple. And the chug-a-lug thing was a total contrivance.
Rationalist. :rommie:

Looks like it's her only acting credit. She also appeared on a few episodes of a game show.
Awww, they have the same smile. :rommie:

A great character, and so well played.

Definitely one of the Top 10ers as far as general best episodes go.
It had been stated or implied that the issue had been settled before the start of the series, but that episode was worth a little continuity issue. :rommie:

It's domestic, so that would be the FBI. Might make a good story for the BBC...or B. B. King...and Doris Day...
Would it be domestic if it involved foreign agents and a defector, even if it happened on US soil?

Apparently. I guess Kameka was just a pawn to be offed for Chaing's cover.
Yeah, that's what it was looking like to me.

Matt Busby!
He appears to be a sports figure, so not Capped. :rommie:

Drop the murder thing.
Okay, that's a bit unreasonable. :rommie:

What was the last one?
That one with Sulu in dual roles.

And presumably unharmed.
He was a stunt seal.

10-4, good buddy!
:D

Unfortunately, the only examples of QT Hush on YouTube are of pretty bad quality. I really wish that somebody would restore it and release it on DVD, but it's probably too obscure.

Now that's odd...I assumed that was a costumed host. I remember a hosted kids' programming show I was catching on cable from California in the late '70s--Captain Cosmic, who had a fake robot sidkick named 2T2, and showed Star Blazers.
There's practically nothing available about The Captain Boston Show on the Internet, but it did say that it was something that Kaiser did in every city where it had an affiliate. Originally there was a host named Sargent Sacto, but he had apparently been dropped by the time I started watching.

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Cute. Decent special effects for a local station. :rommie:
 
50 Years Ago This Week

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November 3
  • The first petroleum pipeline in the United Kingdom opened in Scotland between Cruden Bay and Grangemouth.
  • In what was dubbed the "Halloween Massacre," despite occurring three days after Halloween, U.S. President Gerald Ford fired CIA Director William E. Colby and Defense Secretary James R. Schlesinger. Replacing Colby was the U.S. representative in Beijing, future U.S. President George H. W. Bush, while Chief of Staff Donald Rumsfeld replaced Schlesinger.
  • Following the cabinet shakeup, U.S. Vice-President Nelson Rockefeller, expected to be President Ford's running mate in 1976, announced in a letter to Ford that "after much thought I have decided I do not wish my name to enter into your consideration for the upcoming Republican nomination." Rockefeller said that he would serve the remainder of the term to which Spiro Agnew had been elected in 1972; after Agnew's resignation, Ford, and then Rockefeller, had become the only persons to ever be appointed as U.S. vice-president.
  • Good Morning America telecast its first episode, with David Hartman and Nancy Dussault as co-hosts as the ABC network's morning news show. Hartman and Dussault replaced the ten-month-old failed program AM America and its team of Bill Beutel and Stephanie Edwards. On the same morning, the television game show The Price Is Right expanded from half an hour to an unprecedented hour-long format, on CBS.

November 4
  • Nitecaps, hosted by Herb Jepko, became the first nationally syndicated call-in radio show in the United States, broadcast over affiliates of the Mutual Broadcasting System. On February 11, 1964, Jepko had pioneered the concept of a radio show where listeners could call on the telephone and the conversations could be heard over the air.
  • Audrey Williams, 52, American musician, widow of Hank Williams and mother of Hank Williams Jr., died of congestive heart failure in Nashville at her home, which she was attempting to convert into a museum to honor her late husband.

November 5
  • The Sex Pistols gave their first public concert and introduced "punk rock" to the United Kingdom. Singer John Lydon, billed as Johnny Rotten, was backed by Glen Matlock, Steve Jones, and Paul Cook in a performance at the St. Martin's School of Art. In turn, the Pistols were influenced by the music of an American group, the New York Dolls.
  • Travis Walton, a 22-year-old logger, was working in the Apache-Sitgreaves National Forest with six co-workers near Snowflake, Arizona, when he suddenly disappeared. Walton was found five days later and said that he had been abducted by extraterrestrials. His book, The Walton Experience (1978), would become the basis for a film, Fire in the Sky (1993).

November 7
  • The New Original Wonder Woman, the pilot for the television series Wonder Woman, produced by Douglas S. Cramer and starring Lynda Carter, aired on the ABC network.
  • A team of psychiatrists concluded that former kidnap victim turned criminal Patty Hearst was competent to stand trial.

November 8
  • Shortly before midnight Moscow time, the crew of the Soviet frigate Storozhevoy mutinied, as second-in-command Valery Sablin locked up Captain Anatoly Putorny, then seized control of the vessel. The mutiny, which would fail, would inspire the best-selling Tom Clancy novel and later film, The Hunt for Red October. Captain 3rd Rank Sablin would be convicted of treason and be executed on August 3, 1976.
  • Daniel "Rudy" Ruettiger, a 5-foot-6-inch, 165-pound senior walk-on to the Notre Dame football team, who had never gotten to take the field, was allowed to come into the lineup in the final 27 seconds of a game against Georgia Tech. Ruettiger broke through the line and sacked the Tech quarterback, Rudy Allen. Ruettiger's story of determination would later be made into the film Rudy.


Selections from Billboard's Hot 100 for the week:
1. "Island Girl," Elton John
2. "Lyin' Eyes," The Eagles
3. "I'm Sorry," John Denver
4. "Who Loves You," The Four Seasons
5. "Miracles," Jefferson Starship
6. "Heat Wave" / "Love Is a Rose", Linda Ronstadt
7. "Games People Play," The Spinners
8. "This Will Be (An Everlasting Love)," Natalie Cole
9. "Feelings," Morris Albert
10. "The Way I Want to Touch You," Captain & Tennille
11. "Do It Any Way You Wanna," Peoples Choice
12. "Low Rider," War
13. "Something Better to Do," Olivia Newton-John
14. "Lady Blue," Leon Russell
15. "SOS," ABBA
16. "Bad Blood," Neil Sedaka
17. "Sky High," Jigsaw
18. "Nights on Broadway," Bee Gees
19. "That's the Way (I Like It)," KC & The Sunshine Band
20. "You," George Harrison
21. "What a Diff'rence a Day Makes," Esther Phillips
22. "Fly, Robin, Fly," Silver Convention
23. "Born to Run," Bruce Springsteen
24. "My Little Town," Simon & Garfunkel
25. "I Only Have Eyes for You," Art Garfunkel
26. "Eighteen with a Bullet," Pete Wingfield
27. "Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain," Willie Nelson
28. "Let's Do It Again," The Staple Singers

30. "Brazil," The Ritchie Family

33. "I Want'a Do Something Freaky to You," Leon Haywood
34. "Rockin' All Over the World," John Fogerty
35. "Secret Love," Freddy Fender
36. "Saturday Night," Bay City Rollers
37. "Our Day Will Come," Frankie Valli
38. "It Only Takes a Minute," Tavares
39. "Dance with Me," Orleans
40. "Diamonds and Rust," Joan Baez
41. "Fame," David Bowie

43. "Ballroom Blitz," Sweet
44. "Ain't No Way to Treat a Lady," Helen Reddy

59. "I Love Music, Pt. 1," The O'Jays
60. "Venus and Mars/Rock Show," Wings

64. "Letting Go," Wings

66. "Mr. Jaws," Dickie Goodman

74. "Part Time Love," Gladys Knight & The Pips

76. "You Sexy Thing," Hot Chocolate

78. "Love Machine (Pt. 1)," The Miracles
79. "Theme from Mahogany (Do You Know Where You're Going To)," Diana Ross

86. "Country Boy (You Got Your Feet in L.A.)," Glen Campbell

89. "Full of Fire," Al Green
90. "Walk Away from Love," David Ruffin
91. "Over My Head," Fleetwood Mac


95. "Rocky," Austin Roberts

Leaving the chart:
  • "Rhinestone Cowboy," Glen Campbell (23 weeks)

New on the chart:

"Full of Fire," Al Green
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(#28 US; #1 R&B; #51 UK)

"Part Time Love," Gladys Knight & The Pips
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(#22 US; #17 AC; #4 R&B; #30 UK)

"Over My Head," Fleetwood Mac
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(#20 US; #32 AC)

"Country Boy (You Got Your Feet in L.A.)," Glen Campbell
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(#11 US; #1 AC; #3 Country)

"Walk Away from Love," David Ruffin
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(#9 US; #1 R&B; #10 UK)


And new on the boob tube:
  • The Six Million Dollar Man, "One of Our Running Backs Is Missing"
  • All in the Family, "Edith Breaks Out"
  • The New Original Wonder Woman
  • M*A*S*H, "Quo Vadis, Captain Chandler?"
  • Hawaii Five-O, "Retire in Sunny Hawaii...Forever"
  • The Mary Tyler Moore Show, "Ted's Wedding"
  • The Bob Newhart Show, "Who Is Mr. X?"



Timeline entries are quoted from the Wiki page for the month, with editing as needed.



Yeah, if only because the assistant would be familiar with day-to-day operations and details. Steve has the Right Stuff, but he's an outsider.
True; but TV heroes gotta go with the episode premise.

So he refrained from killing a planeload of people, or the test failed?
Apparently meant to be just a test that the device worked without attracting too much attention.

Yeah, but she was a trainee and this had turned into a real mission where they were expecting the plane to be attacked. This was a classic situation where Steve would say, "Nope, I'm going alone."
I think her area of expertise played into it somehow.

But it seemed to go nowhere.
True...maybe just to show that Simmons had spunk.

It doesn't happen when he's running?
Only when there's jumping mixed in.

I do know those Thunderbirds. They used to fly over my house when the Naval Air Station was open. Or a similar group anyway.
Sound like that would've been the Navy's Blue Angels.

Would it be domestic if it involved foreign agents and a defector, even if it happened on US soil?
I believe so, yes. It's a matter of agency jurisdiction.

He appears to be a sports figure, so not Capped. :rommie:
You still don't Dig It?

That one with Sulu in dual roles.
Ah, yes--how quickly I forget.

Unfortunately, the only examples of QT Hush on YouTube are of pretty bad quality. I really wish that somebody would restore it and release it on DVD, but it's probably too obscure.
That looks vaguely familiar--I may have been exposed to it back when. Apparently it was a segment that aired as part of other shows, originally Garfield Goose (which also has a vague familiarity). The IMDb page for Q.T. Hush doesn't have a full list of credits, but the announcer sounds like John Fiedler to me.

Originally there was a host named Sargent Sacto, but he had apparently been dropped by the time I started watching.
I thought it might have been something like that...though you'd still think that the original host would have been named Captain Boston.

Cute. Decent special effects for a local station. :rommie:
I remember a gag where Captain Cosmic got in a little PSA that involved opening up 2T2's body and pulling out junk food. IIRC, the torso actually was a fridge.
 
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I didn't think much of it at the time, but I've sort of mellowed on it over time. The first season anyway.

In what was dubbed the "Halloween Massacre," despite occurring three days after Halloween, U.S. President Gerald Ford
I'm picturing Ford in a William Shatner mask, carrying a butcher's knife, and falling down the stairs.

U.S. Vice-President Nelson Rockefeller, expected to be President Ford's running mate in 1976, announced in a letter to Ford that "after much thought I have decided I do not wish my name to enter into your consideration for the upcoming Republican nomination."
"One of these days, you're going to kill yourself falling down a flight of stairs and then I'll actually have to be president and do some work."

Rockefeller said that he would serve the remainder of the term to which Spiro Agnew had been elected in 1972
I wonder if Ford ever pranked him by having the Secret Service call him at 2am and say, "The president is dead!" :rommie:

after Agnew's resignation, Ford, and then Rockefeller, had become the only persons to ever be appointed as U.S. vice-president.
Interesting times.

Good Morning America telecast its first episode, with David Hartman and Nancy Dussault
There's a couple of forgotten names from the past.

On February 11, 1964, Jepko had pioneered the concept of a radio show where listeners could call on the telephone and the conversations could be heard over the air.
Bastard. :rommie:

The Sex Pistols gave their first public concert and introduced "punk rock" to the United Kingdom.
"God save the Queen! We mean it, man!"

In turn, the Pistols were influenced by the music of an American group, the New York Dolls.
Interesting. I never would have guessed that the New York Dolls came first.

Travis Walton, a 22-year-old logger, was working in the Apache-Sitgreaves National Forest with six co-workers near Snowflake, Arizona, when he suddenly disappeared. Walton was found five days later and said that he had been abducted by extraterrestrials.
His breath smelled strongly of Romulan Ale.

The New Original Wonder Woman
A bunch of people must have actually thought that was a good title for a TV show for it to actually get on the air.

A team of psychiatrists concluded that former kidnap victim turned criminal Patty Hearst was competent to stand trial.
I question their conclusion. :rommie:

Daniel "Rudy" Ruettiger, a 5-foot-6-inch, 165-pound senior walk-on to the Notre Dame football team, who had never gotten to take the field, was allowed to come into the lineup in the final 27 seconds of a game against Georgia Tech. Ruettiger broke through the line and sacked the Tech quarterback, Rudy Allen. Ruettiger's story of determination would later be made into the film Rudy.
Why not Rudy vs Rudy? Come on!

"Full of Fire," Al Green
There's Al Green bein' all Al Greenish.

"Part Time Love," Gladys Knight & The Pips
I'm pretty sure I've never heard this before.

"Over My Head," Fleetwood Mac
This jockeys for position as my second favorite Fleetwood Mac song. Strong nostalgic value.

"Country Boy (You Got Your Feet in L.A.)," Glen Campbell
I kind of like this because of the mild nostalgic value.

"Walk Away from Love," David Ruffin
Ditto.

True; but TV heroes gotta go with the episode premise.
Indeed. :rommie:

Apparently meant to be just a test that the device worked without attracting too much attention.
Just enough for it to come up in Steve's research. :rommie:

I think her area of expertise played into it somehow.
Ah, okay.

True...maybe just to show that Simmons had spunk.
And Steve loves spunk! :rommie:

Only when there's jumping mixed in.
Weird. I never noticed.

Sound like that would've been the Navy's Blue Angels.
Yes, that sounds like exactly what I was thinking of.

I believe so, yes. It's a matter of agency jurisdiction.
Seems like something they might fight over. :rommie:

You still don't Dig It?
Ah, there we go. I never would have thought of that. :rommie:

Ah, yes--how quickly I forget.
Two Brazil nuts. Every day. :D

That looks vaguely familiar--I may have been exposed to it back when. Apparently it was a segment that aired as part of other shows, originally Garfield Goose (which also has a vague familiarity).
I don't remember Garfield Goose. It probably didn't air around here.

The IMDb page for Q.T. Hush doesn't have a full list of credits, but the announcer sounds like John Fiedler to me.
I never thought of that. It could be.

I thought it might have been something like that...though you'd still think that the original host would have been named Captain Boston.
It seems like the purpose of that was to use the same host while renaming the show for every city it aired in-- like Captain Des Moines, Captain Albuquerque, whatever.

I remember a gag where Captain Cosmic got in a little PSA that involved opening up 2T2's body and pulling out junk food. IIRC, the torso actually was a fridge.
Probably stocked him with beer on the weekends. :rommie:
 
I didn't think much of it at the time, but I've sort of mellowed on it over time. The first season anyway.
I was in and out of it as a kid, and hadn't thought much of it as an adult, but it is the next major live-action superhero adaptation, so it seems appropriate to give it some attention here.

I'm picturing Ford in a William Shatner mask, carrying a butcher's knife, and falling down the stairs.
Semi-Capped. I haven't seen the film, but I know of it.

There's a couple of forgotten names from the past.
I would've thought Hartman was active on GMA more recently. IIRC, he did appear in a Bold Ones crossover with Ironside.

A bunch of people must have actually thought that was a good title for a TV show for it to actually get on the air.
A Wiki page described the title as "paradoxical". I have to edit the Wiki timeline entry for this more heavily than usual because it was factually inaccurate on multiple counts.

There's Al Green bein' all Al Greenish.
This will be his last Top 30 single, though he still has one more Top 40 in him. I wasn't previously familiar with this one.

I'm pretty sure I've never heard this before.
I already had this one, but it's no more familiar.

This jockeys for position as my second favorite Fleetwood Mac song. Strong nostalgic value.
Interesting. A nice Christine McVie song, this is the only of this week's selections that's friendly and familiar to me.

I kind of like this because of the mild nostalgic value.
New to me.

This one I also had, but still new to me.

Weird. I never noticed.
Also when he uses his legs for feats of strength, like kicking a heavy object away.

Ah, there we go. I never would have thought of that. :rommie:
I pretty much bring that up any time the FBI and CIA get mentioned together.

I don't remember Garfield Goose. It probably didn't air around here.
Just the goose puppet seems familiar from a shot I saw. It's possible that a similar puppet was used in another show.

It seems like the purpose of that was to use the same host while renaming the show for every city it aired in-- like Captain Des Moines, Captain Albuquerque, whatever.
Ah. So I guess the sergeant was a subordinate who probably just referred to his boss as "the captain".

Probably stocked him with beer on the weekends. :rommie:
I'm picturing Captain Cosmic as a nasty drunk....
 
I was in and out of it as a kid, and hadn't thought much of it as an adult, but it is the next major live-action superhero adaptation, so it seems appropriate to give it some attention here.
I had kind of a knee-jerk prejudice against superhero adaptations because they were so mainstreamed. But, looking back, it was great that they set it during WWII and they did make an effort to give it a larger-than-life comic-book feel. And Lynda Carter was perfect for the role-- she was very athletic and had a stunning smile.

Semi-Capped. I haven't seen the film, but I know of it.
I did see the first one, but I'm not really into slasher flicks. Unless you count Psycho.

I would've thought Hartman was active on GMA more recently. IIRC, he did appear in a Bold Ones crossover with Ironside.
They were both pretty popular celebrities for a while.

A Wiki page described the title as "paradoxical". I have to edit the Wiki timeline entry for this more heavily than usual because it was factually inaccurate on multiple counts.
Hmm. I think I see what they're thinking. I suppose you could describe it as either "paradoxical" or "redundant," depending on how you look at it.

This will be his last Top 30 single, though he still has one more Top 40 in him. I wasn't previously familiar with this one.
I don't think I was either, but it's hard to tell. :rommie:

Interesting. A nice Christine McVie song, this is the only of this week's selections that's friendly and familiar to me.
I meant to say that I was surprised it only got to #20.

New to me.
This one I also had, but still new to me.
Both were minor, but they take me back a bit. Although somehow they both charted higher than "Over My Head."

Also when he uses his legs for feats of strength, like kicking a heavy object away.
Funny to think that there were probably instructions in the series bible about exactly when he makes those noises. :rommie:

I pretty much bring that up any time the FBI and CIA get mentioned together.
And I just as reliably forget, apparently. :rommie:

Ah. So I guess the sergeant was a subordinate who probably just referred to his boss as "the captain".
Yeah, that's what I'm thinking.

I'm picturing Captain Cosmic as a nasty drunk....
Which makes me think of Uncle Al on Laugh-In. :rommie:
 


50th Anniversary Viewing (Part 2)



The Secrets of Isis
"How to Find a Friend"
Originally aired October 25, 1975
Wiki said:
A boy tries to make a friend by giving an older boy his father's dangerous antique gun.

Looks like somebody got hair of gold in the Brady Protection Program.
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Emergency!
"Pressure 165"
Originally aired October 25, 1975
IMDb/MeTV said:
John gets ribbed about his cooking. The paramedics go to Catalina to help a diver, where John and a doctor treat the patient in a hyperbaric chamber. Roy and John help a famous chef with a kitchen fire. A youth suffers a serious gunshot wound. The firemen deal with a dust explosion.

As the episode opens, Johnny's getting the ribbing for always making hamburgers and hot dogs that the station crew doesn't consider good. Rampart gets called first about a SCUBA accident at Catalina Island; in addition to Dix having them notify the Coast Guard and Fire Department, Early calls for Dr. Scott (uncredited Philip Baker Hall) to be sent from a nearby marine lab with a hyperbaric chamber. The paramedics head to an airfield for a ride in CG chopper. A diver named Walt (Del Monroe) fills the paramedics in how he and the victim were taking photos of a sunken freighter. The victim, who's suffering from air embolism, is loaded into the mobile chamber, where Johnny, stripped down to his undershirt, assists Dr. Scott inside as the pressure is increased to the titular amount in feet, which increases the temperature and makes the two of them light-headed, as if they'd had a few martinis, as well as affecting their voices so that it sounds like they've been sucking helium. Rampart and Dr. Scott determine that the victim, who had been conscious after surfacing, is also having a heart attack. The pressure is gradually reduced to 60 feet for administering oxygen and medication. The victim regains consciousness in the chamber and undergoes hours of treatment before being removed from the chamber and transported via the chopper to Rampart.

At the station, Roy informs Cap'n Stanley that the victim's going to be fine; and Chet gets the subject of Johnny's cooking going again, telling of how a firefighter from another squad made better use of his hamburger meat while the paramedics were gone. Squad 51 is then sent to inspect a pair of new fire hydrants. After finding one to have low pressure, they drive upon the scene of a nearby house fire and call it in. Chef Michel (Michael Roy), a famous TV chef, tries to turn them away, thinking he's got the kitchen fire under control, but they come in and put it out. Michel's concerned about them filing a report, so they agree to file it under his real name, Michael Fern. He gratefully gives them a couple of signed cookbooks. Johnny sees this as a stroke of luck, planning to use his gift to increase his culinary repertoire at the station...though he doesn't understand the French names of the recipes. Johnny returns to the station with grocery sack loads of ingredients for Bordure de Soles a la Normande; Johnny can't elaborate on what that means, but Chet's impressed with the name.

At Rampart, Officer Vince (been wondering about him) brings in a teenager named Freddy Winslow (uncredited Derrel Maury) who took a gunshot wound to the neck in a street fight. Brackett and Early determine that the lad's paralyzed below the neck. Freddy's father, David Winslow (Bing Russell), arrives, and insists that his son wasn't involved in gangs. Freddy, who's generally been making delirious demands, begins to cry while expressing his fear. The doctors are unable to determine the severity of the injury without having a neurosurgeon operate. A more lucid Freddy explains to Brackett that the last thing he remembers was taking LSD with a friend.

Freddy: I can't even pinch myself to see if it's just a bad dream...!​

Freddy would rather end it all than face lifelong paralysis, but Brackett tells him that it's not his choice to make. Brackett assists the neurosurgeon, who removes the bullet and determines that the nerve roots weren't directly damaged. Brackett informs Mr. Winslow that it'll take a couple weeks to verify, but that Freddy's prospects look good; and encourages the father to be supportive of his son despite his acknowledged mistake.

At the station, an overwhelmed Johnny's having trouble with the recipe, which involves a tableful of ingredients, including oysters that have to be shucked. Later Johnny thinks he's got things under control, but one of the dishes doesn't come out as he expected. The station and other units are called to a structure fire while Johnny's got something in the oven. At the plant, a workman (possibly uncredited Steven Marlo) explains that some slag from welding dropped into a flour bin. The flour in the bin begins to erupt, causing another worker (possibly uncredited Angelo De Meo) who was trying to hose it down to fall in. Cap'n Stanley has the bin dumped to rescue the worker. Marco's tossed out of the building by a second explosion, injuring his shoulder. Engine 51 then gets the fire under control, which Cap'n Stanley reports to Battalion Chief #14 (Art Balinger).

At the station, Johnny predictably finds the dish in the oven ruined, so he and Roy dump all of the ruined dishes into one pot. Then the others come in thinking that it's finished and insist on eating it. Everyone thinks that it's great, though the paramedics are reluctant to try it for themselves.



The Mary Tyler Moore Show
"Chuckles Bites the Dust"
Originally aired October 25, 1975
Frndly said:
The odd death of Chuckles the Clown provokes gallows humor around the newsroom, but Mary is not amused. Not until the funeral, that is.
IMDb said:
In 1976, David Lloyd won a Primetime Emmy for Outstanding Writing in a Comedy Series for this episode.
Wiki said:
In 1997, TV Guide ranked this episode as the greatest episode of television of all time.

Mary takes home a mobile displaying the four basic food groups that Sue Ann has foisted upon her. Ted and Georgette drop in so Ted can enlist her aid in getting Lou to let him be grand marshal of a circus parade, but Mary informs him that Chuckles got the job. Later, while Ted is sulking through his newscast, Lou stumbles into the newsroom stunned, informing Mary and Murray that Chuckles was killed by an elephant in the parade while dressed as Peter Peanut. During a break, Lou goes into the studio to update Ted, telling him to improvise an announcement, as Murray will need time to write an obituary. Ted awkwardly stumbles over the details, but actually gives a pretty fitting tribute, which includes reciting Chuckles's credo, "A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants," and foreshadows the episode's resolution.

Ted: Chuckles liked to make people laugh....I'd like to think that somewhere, up there tonight, in his honor, a choir of angels is sitting on whoopee cushions.​

As Lou and Murray are discussing the tribute to Chuckles, Murray can't help making corny jokes about the situation; and while Lou initially tries to keep things respectful, he finds himself uncontrollably laughing. Ted walks in on them and initially tries to shame them, but Lou explains that it's a defense mechanism, as the same thing could have happened to any of them.

Murray: Somewhere out there, there's an elephant with your name on it.​

Ted realizes that it really could have been him, and credits Lou with saving his life. As the trio brings their laughter out into the newsroom, Mary--already appalled by Murray's irreverence--scolds them all and tries to keep the discussion of Chuckles's repertoire of silly characters businesslike.

At the funeral, the others try to act appropriately, while Georgette questions why we wait until people die to have funerals for them. Reverend Burns (John Harkins) commences his eulogy with a listing of Chuckles's characters and routines, which is punctuated by outbursts of laughter from Mary that she tries unsuccessfully to contain. When the reverend's recitation of Chuckles's credo evokes a particularly strong outburst, he calls attention to her.

Rev. Burns: You feel like laughing, don't you?...Don't try to hold it back! Go ahead, laugh out loud! Don't you see, nothing would have made Chuckles happier! He lived to make people laugh! Tears were offensive to him, deeply offensive. He hated to see people cry. So go ahead, my dear, laugh for Chuckles.​

Mary then switches to bursting into uncontrollable tears.

In the post-funeral coda at Mary's place, everyone discusses how they'd like to be sent off. Sue Ann wants her ashes to be thrown on Robert Redford, while Ted insists that he'll be frozen and brought back in a future century. The episode ends with the food mobile getting its punchline as Mary asks Ted to take it with him.



The Bob Newhart Show
"Shrinks Across the Sea"
Originally aired October 25, 1975
Wiki said:
The Hartleys play host to a supercilious French psychologist.

Emily's brushing up on her French in preparation for the Hartleys' guests, who are coming as part of an exchange program. She and Bob disagree when she wants to take them to an American restaurant, whereas Bob criticizes the cleanliness of the apartment and expects her to cook duck after school. At the office, while Jerry's pitching a Frenchified generic opening joke for Bob's speech, Carol goes in to talk to Bob.

Carol: I'm in trouble, Bob. I'm having a problem with Larry.​
Bob: Who?​
Carol: My husband?​
[...]​
Carol: All we do lately is argue!​
Bob: Oh, that reminds me, I have to call Emily.​

A phone gag ensues in which Bob calls the school and gets a kid who's been sent to the principal's office. When he gets Emily on the phone, Bob digs in deeper on the subject of dusting.

At home, Bob's colleague Alan Durocher (Rene Auberjonois) arrives late with his companion, Louise (Francoise Ruggieri), who doesn't speak English and whom Alan treats as a servant. Alan doesn't want to drink the water, citing Montezuma's revenge.

Bob: That would be Mexico. Here it would be...um...Warren G. Harding's revenge.​

Bob ends up paying for Alan's scenic taxi ride, as the cabbie (Richard Foronjy) won't take traveler's checks. When Alan orders Louise to do something, they get into an argument and she runs into the den crying.

The next day, Louise still isn't talking to Alan; while Bob continues to bug Emily about her cleaning before the two psychologists leave for the seminar. They proceed to Bob's office first, where Carol still wants to talk about her problems with Larry. Alan's happy to oblige, using it as an opportunity to flirt with her while encouraging her to make Larry jealous by having an affair, bringing up along the way that his wife once shot him for having an affair. Bob sends Carol out to voice his disagreement with Alan.

At the apartment, the Hartleys have to pick up the cab fare again, and Louise is packed and ready to go back to France alone. When the shooting incident comes up, Alan clarifies that Louise is his mistress, not his wife. The pair leave together, Alan still making her carry the suitcases. Bob teases Emily a bit about having a mistress himself, and she makes a sarcastic comment about the apartment being too dusty to have her over.



I had kind of a knee-jerk prejudice against superhero adaptations because they were so mainstreamed. But, looking back, it was great that they set it during WWII and they did make an effort to give it a larger-than-life comic-book feel. And Lynda Carter was perfect for the role-- she was very athletic and had a stunning smile.
It did become much more mainstream in its subsequent seasons on CBS.

Hmm. I think I see what they're thinking. I suppose you could describe it as either "paradoxical" or "redundant," depending on how you look at it.
I see it as paradoxical, describing it as both new and original. Though each shoe actually fit in context with the Cathy Lee Crosby TV movie.

The unedited Wiki entry for The New Original Wonder Woman's premiere broadcast was:
Wiki said:
The television series, Wonder Woman, produced by Douglas S. Cramer and starring Lynda Carter as Wonder Woman, debuted as a mid-season replacement on the ABC and CBS networks in the United States.
Technically this wasn't a series premiere, it was a pilot movie; it didn't debut on both ABC and CBS; and the first comma isn't needed.

The series proper does actually start mid-season, with two episodes in the spring, followed by a half-season of episodes the following fall. For home video and streaming packaging purposes, the pilot movie and first two episodes are generally considered part of Season 1 along with the episodes that aired starting the following fall...though technically those first three installments could be considered their own mini-season.

I don't think I was either, but it's hard to tell. :rommie:
I forgot to mention that "Part Time Love" will also be Gladys Knight & the Pips' last Top 40 single until an odd one in '87.

I meant to say that I was surprised it only got to #20.
Interesting that they chose a McVie song as the album's first single. It makes sense in that she was an established singer/songwriter in the group; but a Stevie single could've attracted more attention from the general radio audience who weren't familiar with the band's previous work.

Funny to think that there were probably instructions in the series bible about exactly when he makes those noises. :rommie:
Not unless the instructions were added in after the fact, as it took them some time to establish the bionic noise at all.

Which makes me think of Uncle Al on Laugh-In. :rommie:
I actually had to refresh my memory regarding that character.
 
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Looks like somebody got hair of gold in the Brady Protection Program.
Mike Brady took a lot of "business trips."

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Her time-viewing powers are oddly constrained. :rommie:

Johnny's getting the ribbing for always making hamburgers and hot dogs that the station crew doesn't consider good.
DoorDash!

The victim, who's suffering from air embolism, is loaded into the mobile chamber
I think I actually remember this from when it was first on, but I'm not sure. I may have seen it at my Uncle Dave's house.

the temperature and makes the two of them light-headed, as if they'd had a few martinis
The temperature or the oxygen?

as well as affecting their voices so that it sounds like they've been sucking helium
That's weird. :rommie:

The victim regains consciousness in the chamber and undergoes hours of treatment before being removed from the chamber and transported via the chopper to Rampart.
And the paramedics are there the whole time?

At the station, Roy informs Cap'n Stanley that the victim's going to be fine
Thank you, Roy. :rommie:

they drive upon the scene of a nearby house fire and call it in
"Send us! We're already here!"

Michel's concerned about them filing a report, so they agree to file it under his real name, Michael Fern.
It's gonna come out anyway, Chef Michel. :rommie:

Johnny sees this as a stroke of luck, planning to use his gift to increase his culinary repertoire at the station...though he doesn't understand the French names of the recipes.
Dude, you're not going to be cooking French cuisine if you can't manage hamburgers and hot dogs. Even I can cook hamburgers and hot dogs. :rommie:

Johnny can't elaborate on what that means, but Chet's impressed with the name.
It does have a certain je ne sais quoi.

Freddy: I can't even pinch myself to see if it's just a bad dream...!
That's a terrifying scenario.

Freddy would rather end it all than face lifelong paralysis, but Brackett tells him that it's not his choice to make.
"It's MINE!"

Brackett informs Mr. Winslow that it'll take a couple weeks to verify, but that Freddy's prospects look good
That's nice, though we'll never know for sure.

At the station, an overwhelmed Johnny's having trouble with the recipe, which involves a tableful of ingredients, including oysters that have to be shucked.
Man, just go to McDonald's. :rommie:

The station and other units are called to a structure fire while Johnny's got something in the oven.
And when they get back, the station has burned down.

Marco's tossed out of the building by a second explosion, injuring his shoulder.
It seems like the guys have been getting a lot of injuries lately.

At the station, Johnny predictably finds the dish in the oven ruined, so he and Roy dump all of the ruined dishes into one pot. Then the others come in thinking that it's finished and insist on eating it. Everyone thinks that it's great, though the paramedics are reluctant to try it for themselves.
Salmagundy. You can't go wrong there. :rommie:

"Chuckles Bites the Dust"
Probably the most famous MTM episode ever. :rommie:

Lou stumbles into the newsroom stunned, informing Mary and Murray that Chuckles was killed by an elephant in the parade while dressed as Peter Peanut.
I forgot about the Peter Peanut part. :rommie:

Ted awkwardly stumbles over the details, but actually gives a pretty fitting tribute
Possibly the oddest thing about the episode. :rommie:

Ted: Chuckles liked to make people laugh....I'd like to think that somewhere, up there tonight, in his honor, a choir of angels is sitting on whoopee cushions.
Hey, that would be me. :rommie:

Murray: Somewhere out there, there's an elephant with your name on it.
As long as it's out there and not in the room.

Ted realizes that it really could have been him, and credits Lou with saving his life.
That must have ruined Lou's mood. :rommie:

Georgette questions why we wait until people die to have funerals for them.
And yet we know exactly what she means. :rommie:

Reverend Burns (John Harkins) commences his eulogy with a listing of Chuckles's characters and routines, which is punctuated by outbursts of laughter from Mary that she tries unsuccessfully to contain. When the reverend's recitation of Chuckles's credo evokes a particularly strong outburst, he calls attention to her.

Rev. Burns: You feel like laughing, don't you?...Don't try to hold it back! Go ahead, laugh out loud! Don't you see, nothing would have made Chuckles happier! He lived to make people laugh! Tears were offensive to him, deeply offensive. He hated to see people cry. So go ahead, my dear, laugh for Chuckles.

Mary then switches to bursting into uncontrollable tears.
Classic. Never has bad taste been more profound. :rommie:

In the post-funeral coda at Mary's place, everyone discusses how they'd like to be sent off. Sue Ann wants her ashes to be thrown on Robert Redford, while Ted insists that he'll be frozen and brought back in a future century.
I'm donating my body to mad science.

Emily's brushing up on her French in preparation for the Hartleys' guests, who are coming as part of an exchange program.
Must be French Week.

Carol: I'm in trouble, Bob. I'm having a problem with Larry.
Bob: Who?
Carol: My husband?
We've got a continuing story arc!

Carol: All we do lately is argue!
Bob: Oh, that reminds me, I have to call Emily.
:rommie:

A phone gag ensues
They don't do enough of those.

Alan Durocher (Rene Auberjonois)
Play-Doh.

Bob ends up paying for Alan's scenic taxi ride, as the cabbie (Richard Foronjy) won't take traveler's checks.
And after he remembered to not leave home without them.

Bob continues to bug Emily about her cleaning
He needs to have those suicidal tendencies checked.

Carol still wants to talk about her problems with Larry.
"He keeps telling me to clean more!"

Alan's happy to oblige, using it as an opportunity to flirt with her while encouraging her to make Larry jealous by having an affair, bringing up along the way that his wife once shot him for having an affair.
Ah, zee French. Zo crazee in matters of zee heart.

When the shooting incident comes up, Alan clarifies that Louise is his mistress, not his wife.
And there you go. :rommie:

Bob teases Emily a bit about having a mistress himself
It could be Carol, then they could kill two birds with one stone. :rommie:

It did become much more mainstream in its subsequent seasons on CBS.
Yeah, I've seen a few episodes over the years and the first season is much better.

I see it as paradoxical, describing it as both new and original. Though each shoe actually fit in context with the Cathy Lee Crosby TV movie.
Forgot about that one. I'm not sure if I've ever seen it.

Technically this wasn't a series premiere, it was a pilot movie; it didn't debut on both ABC and CBS; and the first comma isn't needed.
That's a weird one, especially the networks part. It's almost like somebody tried to combine a paragraph into one sentence or something.

The series proper does actually start mid-season, with two episodes in the spring, followed by a half-season of episodes the following fall. For home video and streaming packaging purposes, the pilot movie and first two episodes are generally considered part of Season 1 along with the episodes that aired starting the following fall...though technically those first three installments could be considered their own mini-season.
I wonder if the episodes have production numbers that might clear it up.

I forgot to mention that "Part Time Love" will also be Gladys Knight & the Pips' last Top 40 single until an odd one in '87.
I don't think I remember that one, but my attention had strayed from Top 40 by the late 80s.

Not unless the instructions were added in after the fact, as it took them some time to establish the bionic noise at all.
Good point. It would probably be a good idea to rewrite it every year.

I actually had to refresh my memory regarding that character.
Not one of my favorite Laugh-In routines. :rommie:
 
Her time-viewing powers are oddly constrained. :rommie:
Ya take whatcha get.

DoorDash!
There's an idea for a new Mark VII show.

The temperature or the oxygen?
I was describing two different effects of the pressure increase, however it works.

That's weird. :rommie:
I have to think that the actors were actually sucking helium, which makes me wonder how accurate the portrayal of this effect was.

And the paramedics are there the whole time?
Yep...Johnny in the chamber.

"Send us! We're already here!"
We briefly saw the dispatcher again.

Man, just go to McDonald's. :rommie:
More hamburgers!

And when they get back, the station has burned down.
You'd think they'd have some protocol about leaving things burning when they get a call.

Salmagundy. You can't go wrong there. :rommie:
Had to look that up.

I forgot about the Peter Peanut part. :rommie:
The elephant was trying to shell him.

That must have ruined Lou's mood. :rommie:
It did.

Must be French Week.
Or Night.

And after he remembered to not leave home without them.
Lt. Stoned.

Forgot about that one. I'm not sure if I've ever seen it.
I've seen bits of it over the years, but wasn't motivated to go out of my way to check it out here.

I don't think I remember that one, but my attention had strayed from Top 40 by the late 80s.
Can't say the title rings a bell, and it appears that I don't have it.
 
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Ya take whatcha get.
The Gods, like the Elders, are strangely obtuse.

There's an idea for a new Mark VII show.
I wonder if contemporary porn has replaced the traditional pizza guy with a DoorDash guy.

I was describing two different effects of the pressure increase, however it works.
Excess oxygen does have an intoxicating effect, so I wondered.

I have to think that the actors were actually sucking helium, which makes me wonder how accurate the portrayal of this effect was.
Yes, between this and the oxygen thing it seemed odd.

Yep...Johnny in the chamber.
He must have been pretty oxygen infused. They better keep him away from the stove. :rommie:

We briefly saw the dispatcher again.
It's too bad he'll probably never interact with the boys. I think the Adam-12 voice actually appeared in person once or twice.

More hamburgers!
Yes, I will have fries with that. :rommie:

You'd think they'd have some protocol about leaving things burning when they get a call.
Right, of all people! :rommie:

Had to look that up.
I like that word. It stuck in my mind from a book I read on pirates when I was young.

The elephant was trying to shell him.
So sick. :rommie:

Lt. Stoned.
:D

I've seen bits of it over the years, but wasn't motivated to go out of my way to check it out here.
I don't think Cathy Lee Crosby would have made a great Wonder Woman. I also recall an episode of the show where Gretchen Corbett wore the uniform-- she looked great, but I don't think she could have played the part. It's just like Superman. You need somebody who's larger than life.
 
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