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50th Anniversary Viewing
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M*A*S*H
"Major Fred C. Dobbs"
Originally aired March 11, 1973
Wiki said:
Hawkeye and Trapper's constant pranks finally prompt Frank to request a transfer. That is, until he hears rumors about gold in the hills near the camp.
In the OR, Frank blames Lt. Bayliss for his own shortcomings, putting her in tears. Hawkeye and Trapper cheer her up, then pull a revenge prank on Frank, bandaging a makeshift hook on his arm while he's sleeping. Frank takes it up with Blake, describing a few other prank incidents, accompanied by brief flashbacks. Blake agrees to his request for a transfer. When the guys play a recording of Blake breaking the news to Houlihan through the camp's speakers, Hot Lips is so humiliated that she joins Frank in leaving the unit. An enraged Blake then assigns Hawkeye and Trapper to double duty until Burns and Houlihan are replaced, and the guys admit to one another that they may have gone too far.
Meanwhile, Radar's been prospecting for gold in the nearby hills, mule and all, which gives Hawkeye the idea to motivate Frank to stay by making him think Radar's onto something. They wake Frank up to let him overhear a discussion about having found their own stash of gold, leaving a filling behind for Frank to find as evidence. Frank borrows tools from Radar, goes digging at night with Margaret, and finds what he thinks is gold. After Burns has his transfer rescinded, the guys show off how they painted the rocks in the area gold by letting him see several other items similarly painted--included a Jeep and the loudspeakers that they publicly taunt him with.
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Rowan & Martin's Laugh-In
Season 6, episode 24
Originally aired March 12, 1973
Series finale
The Wiki list of guest appearances said:
Ernest Borgnine, Sammy Davis Jr., Robert Goulet, Rip Taylor, Jo Anne Worley
All are cameo guests and seem to be in leftovers from previous appearances, though Jo Anne gets an onstage intro with a chicken joke.
Final Edith Ann:
Final Ernestine:
Final Flying Fickle Finger of Fate:
Final salute:
Final news segment:
Final General Bull Wright.
Final time I couldn't find the Joke Wall from this season.
I might swing back around to the missed Season 5 someday, but it's not in my plans for the upcoming hiatus season.
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Hawaii Five-O
"Jury of One"
Originally aired March 13, 1973
Season finale
Wiki said:
One of the jurors in a murder trial is being bribed to produce a hung jury, and Five-O has to find out the motive behind his consistent "not guilty" vote and prevent a mistrial.
The opening credits reminded me that a moment in the climax of the previous episode was the source of the opening credits shot of Ben...which would indicate the episode having been a very early one in the season's production.
Our current episode opens with McGarrett being questioned on the stand by Manicote at the trial of Curt Lucas (Paul Camen) for the murder of Harry Gifford. Outside, stoolie Artie Boland (Arthur Malet) slips into Steve's car to inform him that Lucas has one of the jurors in his pocket. Believing this info has some credence and recognizing the delay that a hung jury would cause as a threat to the solid case they have lined up (which includes witnesses in protective custody), McGarrett and Manicote disclose this in the chambers of Judge Phillips (Don "Lance" Over) with the defense lawyer, Emmett Mills (Edward Binns), present. Five-O ends up with just a few days to substantiate the tip by checking out the male jurors (based on how the tip was phrased)--retired Army colonel Turner Carr (Douglas Kennedy); building contractor Lee Chung (Galen Kam); car salesman Grady Jenkins (Terry Plunkett); stockbroker Warren Purcell (Alfred Avallone); and student / gas station attendant Clifford Sprague (Ray Buktenica...who's the top-billed guest, just sayin').
Carr is ruled out as the least susceptible; and Chung comes up clean when a possible business connection via Lucas's partner, Lew Foss, is checked out. Jenkins is questioned in chambers by the judge regarding a suspicious deposit in his bank account, but suffers what appears to be a heart attack and is replaced by an alternate. While recovering, Jenkins explains to McGarrett that he won the money in a poker game; and an examination by Che of the IOU he produces checks out. Boland tries to call in a follow-up tip from a public phone and Danno shuts him up to talk to him in person. But, having been tailed, the stoolie turns up dead from a hit and run.
A checkup on Sprague turns up a seven-year-old daughter named Beth who's gone missing. Mrs. Helen Sprague (Dale Morse) acts tense when questioned by Chin, and her story of Beth visiting relatives on the mainland turns up a dead end. Purcell also proves of interest when he's found to be having an affair with Sybil Fletcher (Lydia Bruce), the wife of a state senator, whom Steve flies to Maui to question...but she indicates that her husband knows about the affair and a divorce is in the works. Meanwhile, twelve angry men and women deliberate behind closed doors and Sprague is the only holdout.
The judge gives a deadline for the jury to come up with a verdict. Five-O's theory about Sprague is supported by a tapped call, and the caller knowing of the hung jury causes Five-O to look into bailiff George Watkins (William Bigelow) as a likely inside man. An examination of calls he made turns up one to a Lila Harkness (Susan Berger)...who's married to Lew Foss (Robert Sandla). Five-O moves in on their home and finds Beth (Kimberly Boardman)--whom the kidnappers are implied to have been planning to off so she couldn't identify them. Back in court, Carr is about to announce the jury's inability to reach a verdict when Steve carries Beth in and Sprague hastily changes his vote, allowing Carr to announce a guilty verdict.
I experienced a little childhood flashback when Mrs. Sprague was seen sitting next to a Playskool Mailbox just like one I had at the time.
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Adam-12
"Keeping Tabs"
Originally aired March 14, 1973
Frndly said:
Sgt. MacDonald's son is busted for joy riding.
Malloy and Reed are just finishing a wee early morning watch when they come upon and pursue a recklessly driven vehicle. It turns out to be a bunch of teenagers joyriding in a car belonging to one of their fathers, and one of the teens is Billy MacDonald (Sean Kelly)--Mac's son, who's on a first-name basis with Pete. At the station, Pete tries to make light of the situation in a way that Mac doesn't find funny, then goes to apologize, and Mac admits that he's taking the situation harder than he probably should.
On day patrol, the officers are assigned to a 459 at a hotel. From the burglarized room, Pete pursues the TV-carrying thief up the fire escape, and Jim intercepts him on the roof. A later call comes from a group of men trying to play chess in the park complaining about the noise made by ducks gathering to be fed by a senior woman (Louise Lorimer). When it becomes clear that the woman is lonely and she criticizes the mens' chessmanship, the officers arrange for her to join them.
When Jim drops Pete off at his apartment after watch, Pete finds Billy waiting for him. They walk and talk in the park, Billy complaining about how strict his father was becoming with him even before the incident, and asking Pete to request that Mac ease up a little.
On patrol, the officers are assigned to a 217 (attempted murder). It turns out that the caller (Ta Tanisha) was exaggerating, but she points them inside, where two of her boyfriends, Sammy and Joe (Cinque Attucks and Nathaniel Taylor), are fighting over a knife. By the time the arrested men are taken outside, they find that the girl has left with an unseen third guy.
At the station, Pete takes a seat in Mac's office so Mac can unload his troubles about how his relationship with his son has become strained as Billy grows up, and how he knows he's being too strict with the boy. Drawing on a childhood experience he was reminded of at the park involving a model ship that he was afraid to sail, Pete advises Mac that he's got to give Billy enough slack to grow on his own, even if it means risking that he'll make mistakes.
On patrol, the officers come upon a drunk man in the middle of the road who's trying to direct traffic (Pat Buttram). Jim lures him out of the street after giving him some tips on how it's really done to get the traffic moving again. Afterward, Pete drops in on Mac at the station to ask him how things went with Billy being allowed to go to an all-night beach party; and Mac indicates that against his instincts, he didn't press Billy for details.
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Kung Fu
"Alethea"
Originally aired March 15, 1973
Wiki said:
Jodie Foster guest-stars as a young girl Caine befriends, whose eyewitness testimony leads to the priest being tried for murder...and sentenced to death by hanging.
Cue flashback...
They're definitely not soft-pedaling on the racism, with people not wanting to drink from the same dipper as Caine. But I have to wonder if Caine would have even had as much legal recourse as they gave him in this story.
In the flashbacks, Young Caine fails a test that would have gotten him kicked out by Master Kan...good thing Po was minding the store. I was surprised that it wasn't revealed that the robbery attempt had been a set-up on the part of the magician, though. And I'm not sure I agree with Po's assessment of the situation, that telling a lie caused Grasshopper to lose his innocence...when the lie was being told by a naive youth who was trying to protect someone who was still playing him.
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The Brady Bunch
"You Can't Win Them All"
Originally aired March 16, 1973
The first sentence on Wiki said:
Bobby and Cindy vie for a spot on a kids' television quiz show Question the Kids with host Monty Marshall (Edward Knight, Christopher Knight's father).
Both kids have been picked from their groups at school to take the test to determine who competes on the show. While Cindy enlists her other siblings to help her study, Bobby's more interested in building a teepee in the back yard. Cindy passes her test, while Bobby gets "wiped out". Bobby learns his lesson, but Cindy's is just starting as she begins to act stuck up and vain because she's a "TV star," alienating all of her siblings. Carol tries to have a talk with her, but she's still getting primed for her downfall.
Meanwhile, the parents have been planning a dinner for some friends, and as the guest list increases, they eventually settle on a smorgasbord...only to learn after they've bought all their groceries that Cindy's show is on the same date.
The day of the show arrives, and the siblings watch specifically to see Cindy bomb. When the camera starts rolling, Cindy becomes a deer caught in the headlights, fixated on the red light indicating that they're on the air while the other contestants answer questions that she specifically studied for...causing the siblings to switch to remotely urging her on, but to no avail. Cindy comes home downtrodden, but the siblings put a positive spin on it to bolster her spirits.
Prodigy Plus doesn't have the season finale, "A Room at the Top" (March 23, 1973), which establishes a memorable element of the series--Greg moving into the attic. I'll let the Wiki guy do the honors:
Greg and Marcia each want to convert the newly cleared attic into their own room. Greg is ultimately given the room as the oldest of the children, but relinquishes it to Marcia after hearing her tearful pleas for privacy from her sisters. An annoyed Bobby and Peter—wanting to keep their room to themselves—conspire to frustrate Marcia enough to have her relinquish the room. Marcia initially accuses Greg of the shenanigans, but they soon realize what is happening. Marcia reasons she will have her opportunity to take the room when Greg leaves for college so gives him the room.
Guest star: Chris Beaumont as Hank Carter
Note: In "Our Son, the Man" in season two, Mike tells Carol that the attic would be suitable for Greg if only he were two and a half feet tall.
I remember my Mom having the hairstyle that Florence Henderson's been sporting this season. I don't know what it's called, but it's more or less a female mullet.
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All in the Family
"Gloria the Victim"
Originally aired March 17, 1973
Wiki said:
While walking past a construction site on her way home from work one evening, Gloria is a victim of attempted rape and must decide whether or not to press charges against her attacker.
Gloria comes home clearly shaken about something, and Mike notices that she's wearing clothes that she borrowed from a friend, but he can't get anything out of her. Gloria takes Edith into the kitchen and tells her about the incident...Edith trying to talk over her and change the subject as she realizes what it's about, but ultimately offering her support. Edith takes Gloria out to tell Mike while Archie's present. Gloria describes how the attacker gagged her and started to tear off her clothes before she fainted, after which he evidently fled without going further.
Archie calls the police against Gloria's wishes. A detective (Charles Durning) visits the house, getting a description from Gloria and sharing his pessimism about the prospects of successfully convicting a rapist even if he's identified. He demonstrates for Gloria the type of questioning she'd be subject to on the stand by the defense lawyer, which discourages her from pressing charges. In the kitchen, Edith tells Gloria the story of an assault attempt that she escaped when she was younger, and how she regrets not having told anyone because he probably went on to find other victims. Gloria decides to go through with filing the charge, but Archie and Mike--for once on the same page, if for different reasons--both try to talk her out of it...Archie citing Nixon telling Americans to take care of themselves. This ultimately discourages Gloria from helping other potential victims.
There's a subplot about how Edith left foot-long hot dogs that Archie was looking forward to having for dinner in the Jeffersons' freezer, and the hot dogs ended up being eaten by their unseen dog Wilma. I don't recall a canine companion movin' on up to that deluxe apartment in the sky...
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I think I've heard this before. Pretty painful, in any case.
Can't say I'd ever heard it before, and can't see myself getting it. It's full-on "I'll cry in my beer for Jesus".
One of his early classics. For quite a while, this was the most common Elton song on Oldies Radio for some reason-- they must have played it at least once a day for some reason. No idea why.
Probably just a local DJ favorite. As classic early Elton singles go, this isn't one of mine, but it's better than "Levon".