Catch-Up Viewing
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The Monkees
"The Spy Who Came in from the Cool"
Originally aired October 10, 1966
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The government asks the boys to help trap two spies.
Guest-starring Arlene Martel as foreign spy Madame. At one point in the episode, she and her partner, Boris (of course), assume Sonny & Cher-style disguises and take on the impromptu singing personas of "Honey & the Bear".
At one point, Micky does a brief Maxwell Smart impersonation; he also does something vaguely Q-ish in a spy training scene. In addition to spy spoofery, there's a brief
I Dream of Jeannie gag.
This one features four songs. In addition to "(I'm Not Your) Steppin' Stone" (in the video sequence I used for my post about the last episode--and at least one of the female extras here was in the party scenes of that episode wearing the same outfit) and "Saturday's Child," we get two new songs, each written and sung by Mike Nesmith:
- "The Kind of Girl I Could Love," in a performance scene...with Madame and Boris sporting the aforementioned disguises.
- "All the King's Horses," used in the background of another scene, in which Madame starts a new dance move based around TV fu knockout chops.
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Mission: Impossible
"The Short Tail Spy"
Originally aired December 17, 1966
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The IMF must foil an aspiring foreign leader's plan to assassinate a scientist who defected.
The recording scene reuses footage of Dan in a theater from a previous episode, which involves a reel-to-reel tape.
The voice in the recording said:
Please dispose of this recording in the usual manner. Good luck, Dan.
And it reuses the "usual manner" from that episode as well.
This is another small-team episode, but with a more IMF-y scheme than the generic spy fi business that we usually get with those. The guy they're protecting is sort of like a contact in the field in that they have somebody to whom they can deliver exposition about the plan. And this time Cinnamon's the complication, though she comes through in the end.
The Rat Patrol seems to be everywhere these days...that's where I recognized Hans Gudegast (later stage-renamed Eric Braeden) from...he was the starring antagonist, Hauptmann Hans Dietrich.
"The Traitor"
Originally aired April 15, 1967
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Briggs, Rollin and a circus performer (Eartha Kitt) enter the Soviet embassy to replace secret documents with forgeries.
Back to vinyl, but the self-destruct mechanism isn't timed to the breaking of the seal (even though a seal is still broken)...
The voice in the recording said:
This recording will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck, Dan.
Right message, wrong medium!
How convenient that our side knows all about the the cryptographer, but his own country's embassy staff (led by Malachi Throne) doesn't know the cryptographer from Rollin.
This installment is the show so much more in its groove than in the first half of the season. We have an elaborate heist scheme; and a full team plus a guest agent with a skill set that adds pizzazz to the mish--the show could've done worse than a couple more episodes featuring Eartha Kitt snaking through ventilation shafts. Willy gets his usual role of lugging something and/or someone around...this time, it's a piece of the ventilation shaft with Eartha's character hiding in it. And there are good tension moments, including Rollin's narrow escape.
In the Not-So-Disavowed category, there's a bit of direct cooperation with the police in the climax.
"The Psychic"
Originally aired April 22, 1967
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Cinnamon poses as a psychic to lure an industrialist into a poker game to retrieve top-secret NATO information he possesses.
I don't think the drive-in theater where Dan gets the mission from a window speaker is "abandoned"...it's just daytime.
The voice in the recording said:
This record will self-destruct five seconds after the speaker has been replaced. Good luck, Dan.
My DVR recording self-destructed for five seconds, so I had to pull the quote from IMDb.
The mission features a full team minus Dan, plus two guest agents. Richard Anderson's character is on the team specifically because he knows the subject. That's usually Dan's excuse
not to be on the team.
This is perhaps an overly complicated scheme, with the titular element seeming randomly tacked on to what was essentially another
Casino Royale-style gambling operation. It's clever, though, in that Barry Sullivan's character is goaded into playing the game because he knows it's fixed and thinks he can take advantage of that, but the fix that he knows about is just a lure into the real scheme. And the story is well-paced...it flew by for me, and I have trouble getting through some hour-long shows in one sitting.
***coughTMFUcough***
Barney's mirror trick is pretty nifty...Cinnamon demonstrates the ability to do underhanded things while not setting off the German shepherd...and Willy's role is to play the henchman of Rollin's shady syndicate character. Now
that's making good use of his skill set (however briefly)!
Cinnamon Carter should have said:
I see arches...no, wait, that's wrong. I see Archies--in two years and five months they'll have a number-one single.
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So that's all of the M:I back-viewing that I had...though I still haven't seen the first seven episodes that aired in 1967, if those ever come back around on Decades. Now that I'll have two episodes a week each of
The Monkees and
The Rat Patrol for catch-up viewing, I think I'll let
The Monkees pile up for a bit while TRP catches up, then sync the reviews for those. Throw in four pre-finale
Fugitive episodes from the same TV season, which are scheduled to record off of Decades this week. In the meantime, I'm going to try to plug through as much
Kung Fu as I can manage before the anniversary of the '67-'68 TV season starts.
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Last Week's 50th Anniversary Viewing
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Dark Shadows
NOW IN COLOR ALL WEEK LONG!
Tune in this week as Burke shows us what a
dick he is.
Episode 301
Originally aired August 21, 1967
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Victoria makes plans to marry Burke while Burke and Barnabas plot to destroy one another.
At the Old House,
Barnabas doubles down on last week's climactic assertion that he must destroy Burke Devlin.
Willie talks him through the potential consequences, and and is successful in convincing his master to wait for a bettah time.
Meanwhile,
Burke is saying goodnight to
Victoria at the Great House when
Elizabeth invites him into the parlor to tell him that she's decided to sell him the Seaview estate. Roger's off this week, so the brandy is theirs for the imbibing. Later, Liz and Vicki engage in some girl talk about Burke's proposal. Vicki asks Liz to help her decide, but Liz declines. Maybe Vicki should have asked Willie, he could have walked her through the potential consequences step-by-step.
At the Blue Whale, Burke is yukking it up with a couple of extras who are literally being paid to laugh at his jokes when Barnabas comes in. Under the guise of polite conversation, Barnabas probes Burke about his plans. Then the two of them start dancing around the subject of their rivalry, using similes about card games and duels. As they wrap up their conversation, Burke reminds the audience of the cover story that Barnabas recently gave him about his life in England...and as soon as Barnabas leaves, Burke uses the pay phone to make a call to London.
Episode 302
Originally aired August 22, 1967
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Julia speculates that Barnabas may have willed Sarah to return from the dead. Elizabeth becomes suspicious of Julia's work. Victoria accepts Burke's proposal and formally announces their engagement, much to the disgust of Barnabas.
At the Old House, Barnabas is looking through the family portrait album while sporting a pimpin' new smoking jacket (which can partly be seen in
the IMDb photo for the episode). When
Dr. Hoffman comes up from her lab to remind her host about his latest injection, he notes to her how Jeremiah Collins bore a striking resemblance to Burke. When Hoffman brings up Sarah, Barnabas is initially reluctant to admit to the existence of her ghost. Hoffman presses for details of the circumstances under which Barnabas encountered Sarah, and learns of his visit to Maggie's room.
(What is it about Frid and Hall that they always stumble all over their lines when they have a scene together?)
At the Great House, Liz and Vicki are engaging in girl talk about Burke's proposal when Undercover Hoffman drops by to ask what Liz knows about Sarah Collins. Liz notices when Hoffman evades questions about herself. Cut to Burke and Vicki on the Smooching Terrace. He gets very defensive when she starts questioning him about his past. (Are the details of his pre-Barnabas plotline not general knowledge?) Despite his behavior, Vicki concludes the scene by accepting his proposal.
Barnabas makes a social call to the Great House while Hoffman's still there, so that he's conveniently present to hear the news from Vicki. His reaction is to emit a Seinfeldesque
"Jeremiah...!" As Barnabas leaves with Hoffman, Liz notices the change in his mood. Outside, Barnabas expresses an intensified dedication to continuing Hoffman's treatments so that he can be free to pursue Vicki. He'll be changing that tune before the week is out.
Episode 303
Originally aired August 23, 1967
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Burke begins to suspect Barnabas was the man who kidnapped Maggie, so he questions those involved.
Now Burke's using
Doc Woodard's phone to check into Barnabas. Burke seems to be a character of means, but he's evidently lacking his own phone prop or a home set to keep it in. He proceeds to question Woodard about Maggie's case, particularly her neck wounds. At least Woodard has enough medical ethics this time around not to let him see her files. Burke shares his working hunch that Maggie's abductor isn't some random maniac, but a seemingly respectable member of the community.
At the Evans home,
Maggie is expressing her frustration to
Joe about being cooped up for her own protection. While the couple is enjoying a game of cards, Burke comes by to stir things up. He fills in Maggie and any latecoming audience members about how she'd been close to identifying her abductor before her recent memory loss.
At Collinwood, Vicki is listening to her music box because Maggie's vague memory of music came up. Burke comes by, because that's his thing this week. She plays the music for him, and he makes the connection with Maggie's description of it.
Episode 304
Originally aired August 24, 1967
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Julia and David search for Sarah to return her bonnet. An increasingly suspicious Burke questions Willie and Julia about Barnabas, and urges Vicki to keep away from him.
Burke comes calling at the Old House first thing in the morning and insists on seeing Barnbas, forcing his way in past Willie. After barging around the house for a bit and asking some pointed questions, Devlin barges back out in a huff.
At the Great House, Hoffman and Vicki are just now remembering the bonnet that they found a couple weeks ago. Hoffman arranges to go for a walk with
David, with the ulterior motive of trying to find Sarah. On the outdoor set, the undercover doctor questions the boy about his mysterious playmate. When they wander away from the bonnet for a bit while looking for her, they return to find it gone.
After they return to the house, Burke comes calling, and uses the opportunity to question Hoffman over a smoke. She evades his questions about things like how Barnabas is never seen during the day, while learning how close he is to the truth.
Back at the Old House, Hoffman and Willie compare notes about Burke's investigation.
Dr. Julia Hoffman said:
Devlin's suspicions could ruin everything...everything....
Yeah, she really said that.
All this investigating doesn't stop Burke from taking Vicki to the ever-swingin' Blue Whale. But unwilling to veer far from his oh-so-precious storyline now that he has one, Burke implores upon Vicki that she must stay away from Barnabas Collins.
Episode 305
Originally aired August 25, 1967
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Sarah leads David to the secret room in the family crypt. Meanwhile, a weakened Barnabas suspects Julia's experimentation may be killing him.
David's playing on the outdoor set when
Sarah appears. They have a breezy chat about how mysterious she is, then David says that he has to go home for dinner. Sarah promises to show him a special place to play if he doesn't go.
At the Old House, Barnabas isn't feeling well, and believes that Hoffman's experiments are responsible. When Hoffman drops by, she's pleased with this sign of progress. Before Barnabas follows the ambiguously good doctor down to her lab, he shares his apprehensions with Willie...
Barnabas Collins said:
I don't understand these injections...they could be harmful....If for one moment you suspect that what she's doing could be something like that, you must destroy her.
Yeah, he really said that.
Hoffman tries to make Barnabas understand that she's making great progress, but he believes that she may be telling him what she thinks he wants to hear. He threatens to stop the experiments if they make him any weaker, because he needs all of his undead strength to deal with his new arch-nemesis, Burke Devlin. Believing, like Willie, that the Jason McGuire solution won't work this time around, Hoffman asks for the chance to lead Burke off-track.
Now on the cemetery set, Sarah leads David into the mausoleum. She shows him the entrance to the secret room, which does manage to impress him. She insists that he should open the coffin there, so he does...to find...?
In his dealings with Sarah, David seems to have forgotten his previously voiced speculation that she might be a ghost.
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50 years ago this week:
August 27
- The East Coast Wrestling Association is established.
- Beatles manager Brian Epstein is found dead in his locked bedroom.
(As any good Beatles aficionado knows, they were in Bangor, Wales, with the Maharishi Mahesh Yogi at the time.)
August 29 – The final episode of
The Fugitive airs on ABC. The broadcast attracts 78 million viewers, one of the largest audiences for a single episode in U.S. television history.
August 30 – Thurgood Marshall is confirmed as the first African American Justice of the United States Supreme Court.
September 1
- The Khmer–Chinese Friendship Association is banned in Cambodia.
- Ilse Koch, known as the "Witch of Buchenwald", commits suicide in the Bavarian prison of Aichach.
New on the charts:
"Get Together," The Youngbloods
(#62 US; #37 AC; re-released in 1969, it charted on June 28 and reached #5 US)
"The Ballad of You & Me & Pooneil," Jefferson Airplane
(#42 US)
"Expressway to Your Heart," The Soul Survivors
(#4 US; #3 R&B)
And new on the boob tube:
- The Fugitive, "The Judgment: Part II"
- Dark Shadows, episodes 306-310
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