And now Decades is playing
Laugh-In's Sonny & Cher episode, from Fall 1969. BTW, might be too late for
RJD to get the news, but they're scheduled to play that New Year's Eve 1969 episode that I mentioned upthread at 2 a.m. (actually aired Dec. 29).
Sometimes I have to look up what the jokes are about on that show. At one point in one I caught a bit earlier, they were referring to their timeslot rivals,
Here's Lucy and unidentified programming on ABC that they tsk-tsk'ed. Turns out the timeslot was shared on that network between parts of a couple of half-season wonders,
The Music Scene and
The New People. (And they just made another, more general crack about ABC in the one that's on as I type this.)
Also caught one with Diana Ross as the guest host. She was still with the Supremes at that point, but not for much longer. And the one that just came on features Davy Jones, Micky Dolenz, and Mike Nesmith.
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Kung Fu
"The Hoots"
Production no. 166210
Originally aired December 13, 1973
Wiki said:
Members of the peaceful Hutterite religious sect offer no resistance when persecuted by bigoted cattlemen...until they learn from Caine that, like the chameleon, they can change and yet remain the same.
Caine hooks up with a group of religious zealots whose ways are so strict that they make him look like a freewheeling wildman. He's a bad influence whose presence threatens their very way of life, like Kevin Bacon in
Footloose. Of course, to make for better contrast, they give him new habits, like singing while he works. His flute-playing, at least, is well-established.
Features 2x2-time
Incredible Hulk guest star Laurie Prange, and Bond supporting villain / evil Starfleet admiral Anthony Zerbe in a sympathetic role as her father.
"The Elixir"
Production no. 166211
Originally aired December 20, 1973
Wiki said:
Caine rescues the hawkers of the cure-all Theodora's Elixir from a hostile crowd, earning the come-hither gratitude of Theodora and the resentment of her jealous male partner.
Guest stars 2-time TOS guest, 2-time
Incredible Hulk sister, and blatant McCoy clone Diana Muldaur as a manipulative woman who's obsessed with her personal freedom. It's kind of odd to have Caine caught up in somebody else's single-episode Fugitive Premise when they've made a point of ignoring his this season.
In this episode, the badass moment belongs to the main bad guy, who walks into a sheriff's office to complain about his wanted poster; the complaint wasn't that the guy in the poster looked nothing like him, but it should have been. Nobody looking at that poster would have recognized him as Candy from
Bonanza.
In one scene, Muldaur's Theodora plays a song on the mandolin that a bit of Wiki fu tells me is a Civil War ballad called "Aura Lee". Mid-to-late-twentieth-century audiences would more readily recognize it as the tune used for this pop classic:
"Love Me Tender," Elvis Presley
(Charted Oct. 20, 1956; #1 US on various pre-Hot 100 charts the weeks of Nov. 3 through Dec. 8; #3 Country; #3 R&B; #11 UK; #437 on
Rolling Stone's 500 Greatest Songs of All Time)
"The Gunman"
Production no. 166212
Originally aired January 3, 1974
Wiki said:
The nature of love is explored in this tale of a gunslinger whose quick-draw defense of Caine and a ranch widow makes him the object of a posse's search...and the victim of an itchy-fingered bounty hunter.
This one is maybe a little overly arty in making its points. Caine's motivation for staying in jail doesn't ring true--he was happy to take advantage of opportunities to gain or keep his freedom in earlier episodes. But he did have his Fugitive Premise to consider back then....
The climactic moment was a surprise, and artfully shot.
The episode includes an awkward flashback about students bringing Master Po flowers and how he prefers genuine affection to having his butt kissed.
TOS guest: Katherine Woodville (Natira, "For the Title Is Long and I Have Spelled It Out") as the aforementioned ranch widow.
"Empty Pages of a Dead Book"
Production no. 166213
Originally aired January 10, 1974
Wiki said:
A son tries to honor his deceased Texas Ranger father by bringing to justice the criminals the lawman had listed in a book. But good intentions based on wrong premises lead to trouble for the son...and for Caine. With Robert Foxworth and Slim Pickens.
Last episode focused on a character who killed as a way of life; this one on somebody who kills as a family obligation. He's not just following in his father's footsteps, he has a grandmother pushing him on. There's also a two-way commentary about blind enforcement of law...first the Ranger in going after former outlaws out of his jurisdiction and eight years after the fact; then the tables turn and he and Caine are sentenced to be hanged for an accidental death that they weren't responsible for during a fight.
And here's another example of Caine being plenty ready and able to escape from captivity when he has the opportunity...this time kicking open a locked cell door.
It's generally a pretty serious and grounded episode, but you have to get a giggle out of Kwai Chang beating up Slim Pickens.
"A Dream Within a Dream"
Production no. 166214
Originally aired January 17, 1974
Wiki said:
Caine reports that he saw a corpse hanging in a marsh. But no one in town believes Caine's report, and no body is subsequently found – yet the town's populace is mysteriously on edge. With Tina Louise and John Drew Barrymore.
The old "protagonist stumbles into a town that's keeping a dark secret" thing is something that we've all seen before...the first episode of
Route 66 comes immediately to mind, and I'm sure I've seen other examples. In this case, it's a sort of one-shot "Who Hanged J.R.?" premise about a character we haven't met. But the truth is an unexpected twist...albeit with at least one of the mystery beats that got us there not making much sense and seeming forced upon explanation.
It's unusual for this show to open with Caine traveling through a stage set of an outdoor location; I suppose you could say that it's surreal in its execution. Also surreal is how we never see the face of the dead man around whom the episode centers, even in a sculpture of him, which has a Question-like blank visage.
Other guests include Sorrell (Boss Hogg) Booke as the sheriff, who's key to the cover-up and tries to railroad Caine with the murder charge.
It's odd when they give us a flashback of young adult Caine having nightmares about demons that need to be explained by Master Po...that seems like one that would have been better suited to Young Caine.
Caine badass moment: Showing off at the end by easily breaking out of his cuffs once everyone knows that he's innocent.
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