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The Classic/Retro Pop Culture Thread

Fishing in the lagoon, Gilligan reels in a crate full of packages of vegetable seeds...
They should have called it Gilligan's Gyre. :rommie:

(I wonder how many of these seeds could be expected to grow in the sand of a tropical island.)
All of them. They're radioactive, bud.

The crops grow with supernatural speed
We didn't need that meteor after all. :rommie:

I don't feel like they did enough with this one...the part where they had super-powers was over so quickly, and the effects of the vegetables on four of them were never accounted for.
Yeah, we need to figure out the Director's Cut. What other vegetables were there? Maybe the corn made the Professor tell bad jokes. :rommie:

Hogan and his men are arrested by the fraulein, who's a Gestapo agent.
They should be more suspicious of hubsches madchens. <-- Putting my high school German to use there. :rommie:

who confronts Hogan with his detailed knowledge of the prisoners' operation
This would have been a good opportunity to tie in with those other two frauleins from a couple of weeks ago.

Back near the camp, the fake diamonds are air-dropped in by night.
How does Hogan explain the fake diamonds to Klink?

he planned to kill the prisoners either way--just as he sent his mole to Russian front and has recently had his female accomplice, Myra, killed. Against Hogan's emphatic advice that he slip out the back, Hegel walks boldly out front with the intent of ordering Klink to shoot the escaping prisoners inside. Instead, Klink has the soldiers open fire when Schultz reacts to Hegel being armed.
This was one of their more brutal episodes.

A memorable bit of business though. I remembered Gilligan's double talking into the spoon from watching the show as a kid;
You'd think they would have done a sneaker phone.

the same with the castaways' super-powers.
I always thought it would make a good superhero origin gimmick, but I don't think it's ever been used anywhere else.

I wonder if the castaways ever got any kind of retribution against all the parties who knew they were on the island and kept it to themselves.
They should have made a class-action lawsuit the plot of one of the movies. :rommie:

I don't recall that coming up yet.
Now I'm not sure if the Professor made that mirror or borrowed the one belonging to the Howells.

:D

The fantasy sequences did let her get out of Marilyn Clone mode.
True. Those were probably her favorite episodes.

Story Television, one of the Weigel networks that shows old History Channel-type programming, is playing episodes of Extreme History with Roger Daltrey today. I'm recording.
"And the world looks just the same... and history ain't changed...."

He's received permission from every artist that performed on the show, either living or through their estate, to upload their performance on the official "Midnight Special" YouTube channel. He'll be uploading about 15 new clips a week.
That's fantastic, especially considering how troublesome it was for other shows to get their permissions. He must be looked upon fondly by all those artists.
 
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Gilligan's Island
"The Producer"
Originally aired October 3, 1966
IMDb said:
A Hollywood producer lands on the island and is unimpressed with Ginger's acting abilities, so the castaways put on their own production of "Hamlet" to get the producer's attention.

Gilligan and the Skipper see a low-flying small plane over the island, and while Skipper tries to start a signal fire, Gilligan takes the pedal-powered bamboo car to get the radio. (This is where it becomes really hard to suspend disbelief that they can't just build a damn boat or raft.) Ginger won't give up the radio because she's listening to a broadcast about how Hollywood producer Harold Hecuba is circling the world in his private plane looking for talent. The plane crashes offscreen, but its pilot--Hecuba (special guest star Phil Silvers)--eases into the lagoon via a luxurious inflatable escape raft filled with his possessions. Hecuba immediately starts to take charge, and the castaways play along with the expectation that Hecuba will have people coming for him, which means rescue. Even the Howells submit to the indignity of not only having to give up their hut, but act as Hecuba's servants. Ginger does herself up like Marilyn to try to impress Hecuba with her acting versatility, but he mocks her talents, reducing her to tears and causing her to not want to leave the island, out of fear that she's now a forgotten has-been.

The castaways focus on helping Ginger specifically, and Gilligan comes up with the idea of putting on a musical she can star in to impress the producer. It turns out that one of the odd books that various castaways brought with them (How much reading were they expecting to do on a three-hour tour?) is a copy of Hamlet, so they work on a musical version by night on the island's recurring stage, singing numbers to classical records that the Howells brought. (Seriously, is it any wonder that the Russians were suspicious???) Gilligan plays the title role; the Howells, his parents; Ginger is Ophelia; and the Skipper and Mary Ann are Polonius and Laertes. Hecuba is awoken by the commotion, comes upon their rehearsal, and takes charge of the production. He then tries to show them how it's done by running through the numbers himself, playing the various characters.

The next morning, the castaways find that Hecuba was rescued by night, leaving a note with a lame excuse...and they hear on the radio that he's announced his plan to produce a musical version of Hamlet, which the announcer hails as a brilliant idea. In the coda, Gilligan annoys the Skipper by singing his "To Be or Not to Be" number in his hammock.

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Hogan's Heroes
"Operation Briefcase"
Originally aired October 7, 1966
IMDb said:
Efforts to aid a Nazi general's assassination plan hit a snag when Schultz unknowingly activates a time bomb meant for the Führer.

Schultz: Where have you been!?! NOTH-ingk is more important than roll call--What kept you!?!
Kinch: I was getting a message from London on our secret radio.
Schultz: Well...as long as you have a good excuse.​

The message assigns the prisoners to pick up an agent code-named Hercules (Barry Ford), who's wounded during his jump by the flak that takes out the plane dropping him. He ends up dying in the barracks, but not before he reveals that his mission was to deliver a briefcase with a time-delayed explosive to a German general who'll be visiting Stalag 13, who's part of a conspiracy to assassinate Hitler. When he arrives, General Stauffen (Oscar Beregi) has Hogan invited to dinner and drinks, and Hogan drops the name Hercules when he accepts. The prisoners distract Schultz with a wheel of fortune game in the barracks, while Carter distracts a guard outside by pretending to look for a pet mouse, so that Kinch and LeBeau can sneak the briefcase to Klink's quarters, where a brief blackout enables it to be switched with the identical one that the general brought with him. Stauffen has his aide assist Klink in looking into the blackout so he can talk privately with Hogan, who briefs him on how the explosive works, but doesn't seem reassured when he learns that Stauffen's cabal is motivated to replace the Fuhrer with a group of superior military minds.

The next day, Stauffen conducts a ceremony to award Klink with the Citation of Merit (2nd Class), following which the prisoners see Schultz, while carrying the general's luggage to his car, inadvertently activate the briefcase bomb. Needing to catch up with the general, Hogan tells Klink that two prisoners have escaped and maneuvers him into sending Schultz and himself after them...while Carter and LeBeau stow away in the back of the truck to play the escapees. They catch up with the general at a roadblock, and during the commotion when the prisoners come out of assumed hiding, Hogan disarms the briefcase with 15 seconds to spare.

In the coda, Klink receives news of an unsuccessful attempt to kill Hitler.

DIIIIISSSmiiiiisssssed!

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They should have called it Gilligan's Gyre. :rommie:
Had to look that up.

All of them. They're radioactive, bud.
But the castaways didn't know that when they were planting them.

How does Hogan explain the fake diamonds to Klink?
One of a list of details that Hogan claimed he couldn't divulge, vaguely threatening that Klink would be sent to the Russian front if he knew too much.

This was one of their more brutal episodes.
Let it be a lesson to Carter... :shifty:

I always thought it would make a good superhero origin gimmick, but I don't think it's ever been used anywhere else.
You mean vegetables bestowing super-powers? Gilligan's power and its source were straight out of Popeye.

"And the world looks just the same... and history ain't changed...."
Actually, in the first episode that I watched, he made a funny that involved paraphrasing the Grateful Dead ("What a long, strange trip it's been").

Here's Roger blowing up a buffalo bladder:
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Roger has some fun with war paint:
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(This is where it becomes really hard to suspend disbelief that they can't just build a damn boat or raft.)
Especially with so many people swimming out to the shipping lane.

eases into the lagoon via a luxurious inflatable escape raft filled with his possessions.
He's come to the right place.

and causing her to not want to leave the island, out of fear that she's now a forgotten has-been.
Getting rescued from a deserted island would cure that in a hurry.

(How much reading were they expecting to do on a three-hour tour?)
There was definitely more to that three-hour tour than meets the eye.

singing numbers to classical records that the Howells brought.
That was so hilarious. :rommie:

(Seriously, is it any wonder that the Russians were suspicious???)
They should have assumed the island was an insane asylum. :rommie: And maybe it is....

He then tries to show them how it's done by running through the numbers himself, playing the various characters.
That cracked me up. :rommie:

they hear on the radio that he's announced his plan to produce a musical version of Hamlet, which the announcer hails as a brilliant idea.
Add one more to the lawsuit.

In the coda, Gilligan annoys the Skipper by singing his "To Be or Not to Be" number in his hammock.
Talk about an earworm. I can hear it now. :rommie:

Schultz: Where have you been!?! NOTH-ingk is more important than roll call--What kept you!?!
Kinch: I was getting a message from London on our secret radio.
Schultz: Well...as long as you have a good excuse.​
The old "tell them you have a secret radio so that they won't think you have a secret radio" trick.

a briefcase with a time-delayed explosive to a German general who'll be visiting Stalag 13, who's part of a conspiracy to assassinate Hitler.
Good one. This was a real plan, although smuggling the device from outside the country through a stalag is a bit elaborate.

doesn't seem reassured when he learns that Stauffen's cabal is motivated to replace the Fuhrer with a group of superior military minds.
That sounds a bit chilling. I wonder if Hogan's contacts knew that part.

during the commotion when the prisoners come out of assumed hiding, Hogan disarms the briefcase with 15 seconds to spare.
I was kind of expecting that the general would reveal his cabal to be a greater potential threat than Hitler and Hogan would let him blow up.

In the coda, Klink receives news of an unsuccessful attempt to kill Hitler.
So I guess this was supposed to be the secret untold true story behind Operation Valkyrie.

Had to look that up.
It would explain a lot, though, right? :rommie:

But the castaways didn't know that when they were planting them.
Good point. Maybe the island was whispering to them. "It's okay, it's okay..."

One of a list of details that Hogan claimed he couldn't divulge, vaguely threatening that Klink would be sent to the Russian front if he knew too much.
Interesting. Hogan played it close to the edge there.

Let it be a lesson to Carter... :shifty:
Sheesh, yeah. Don't let the laugh track fool you, Carter.

You mean vegetables bestowing super-powers?
Yeah, it's a great idea, with a bunch of different ways to play it.

Gilligan's power and its source were straight out of Popeye.
True, but that seems more like an intrinsic, if inconsistent, part of the Popeyeverse.

Here's Roger blowing up a buffalo bladder:
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Roger has some fun with war paint:
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I think this is why he wanted to die before he got old.
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50 Years Ago This Week

May 13
  • Bobby Riggs challenged and defeated Margaret Court, the world's #1-rated women's player, in a nationally televised tennis match in Ramona, California, northeast of San Diego. Riggs was 55 years old and had Wimbledon in 1939, as well as the U.S. Open in 1939 and 1941. Court, 30 years old, had won 24 Grand Slam singles titles and was the reigning champion of the Australian and French Open competitions (and would win the U.S. Open later in the year. Riggs, a self-admitted male chauvinist who had said that "the girls" should not get as much money as "the men", said that he wanted to challenge Billie Jean King in a match. Riggs won 6–2, 6–1, which would lead to the huge Battle of the Sexes match against Billie Jean King on September 20.

May 14
  • Skylab, the first space station of the United States, was launched but was seriously damaged during liftoff. NASA officials said that 63 seconds after an almost perfect launch, "an accidental signal" from ground control at Cape Kennedy loosened a protective micrometeorite shield and caused a malfunction in two of Skylab's four solar panels, removing half of its electrical power. The scheduled May 15 liftoff of the Skylab crew was postponed.
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  • The United States opened its first diplomatic mission in the People's Republic of China, with David K.E. Bruce serving as the first American liaison to China since the 1949 establishment of a communist government there.

May 15
  • The Zambian Army shot three North American tourists who were visiting the Rhodesian side of Victoria Falls, killing two young women who were visiting from Canada and seriously wounding an American. Christine Sinclair of Guelph, Ontario, was killed instantly, while Marion Drijber of Rockwood was hit by bullets and fell into the river below and was swept away.

May 17
  • All three commercial television networks in the U.S. interrupted their regular daytime programming at 10:00 in the morning Washington DC time to show live hearings of witness testimony in the U. S. Senate's subcommittee investigation of the Watergate scandal, as the first hearings were held, chaired by North Carolina U.S. Senator Sam Ervin. The first witness to testify was Robert C. Odle, Jr., a former official with the Committee to Re-Elect the President.
  • The U.S. Atomic Energy Commission (AEC) set off three nuclear weapons underground at point 30 miles (48 km) from Meeker, Colorado, in the first test of Project Rio Blanco in the AEC's Operation Plowshare program for the peaceful use of atomic energy. The project, financed in large part by CER Geonuclear Corporation and Equity Oil Company, was done for the purpose of "freeing vast quantities of natural gas locked in tightly compacted subterranean rocks." The three atomic weapons were 30 kilotons apiece, with a combined force "four times that of the Hiroshima atomic bomb" used in 1945, and detonated at depths ranging from 5,530 feet (1,690 m) to 6,830 feet (2,080 m).

May 18
  • As the "Cod War" between the UK and Iceland continued, Joseph Godber, Britain's Minister of Agriculture, Fisheries and Food, announced that Royal Navy frigates would protect British trawlers fishing within in the disputed 50 miles (80 km) territorial limit claimed by Iceland.
  • Archibald Cox, a professor at the Harvard University College of Law, was selected by U.S. Attorney General Elliot Richardson to serve as the U.S. Department of Justice's Special Prosecutor for crimes committed in the Watergate scandal.
  • Leonid Brezhnev began his official visit to West Germany, the first by a Soviet leader, arriving at the West German capital of Bonn, near Cologne. Chancellor Willy Brandt welcomed Brezhnev.

May 19
  • Secretariat won the Preakness Stakes, after having won the Kentucky Derby two weeks earlier, raising the possibility that he would become the first thoroughbred racehorse to win the Triple Crown of American horseracing.


Selections from Billboard's Hot 100 for the week:
1. "You Are the Sunshine of My Life," Stevie Wonder
2. "Tie a Yellow Ribbon Round the Ole Oak Tree," Dawn feat. Tony Orlando
3. "Little Willy," The Sweet
4. "Frankenstein," The Edgar Winter Group
5. "Daniel," Elton John
6. "My Love," Paul McCartney & Wings
7. "Drift Away," Dobie Gray
8. "Stuck in the Middle with You," Stealers Wheel
9. "Pillow Talk," Sylvia
10. "Wildflower," Skylark
11. "Reelin' in the Years," Steely Dan
12. "The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia," Vicki Lawrence
13. "Hocus Pocus," Focus
14. "Daisy a Day," Jud Strunk
15. "The Cisco Kid," War
16. "Funky Worm," Ohio Players
17. "Out of the Question," Gilbert O'Sullivan
18. "The Right Thing to Do," Carly Simon
19. "Thinking of You," Loggins & Messina
20. "I'm Gonna Love You Just a Little More Baby," Barry White
21. "The Twelfth of Never," Donny Osmond
22. "Playground in My Mind," Clint Holmes
23. "Steamroller Blues" / "Fool", Elvis Presley
24. "Sing," Carpenters
25. "Right Place, Wrong Time," Dr. John

27. "I'm Doin' Fine Now," New York City

29. "No More Mr. Nice Guy," Alice Cooper
30. "Will It Go Round in Circles," Billy Preston

32. "Walk on the Wild Side," Lou Reed

35. "One of a Kind (Love Affair)," The Spinners

40. "Masterpiece," The Temptations

43. "Long Train Runnin'," The Doobie Brothers

47. "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown," Jim Croce
48. "Peaceful," Helen Reddy
49. "You Can't Always Get What You Want," The Rolling Stones
50. "Daddy Could Swear, I Declare," Gladys Knight & The Pips

52. "Natural High," Bloodstone

57. "Behind Closed Doors," Charlie Rich
58. "Hallelujah Day," Jackson 5
59. "Give Me Love (Give Me Peace on Earth)," George Harrison

63. "Boogie Woogie Bugle Boy," Bette Midler

65. "Why Me," Kris Kristofferson

68. "I Like You," Donovan

71. "Shambala," Three Dog Night

73. "Diamond Girl," Seals & Crofts

76. "So Very Hard to Go," Tower of Power

79. "Monster Mash," Bobby "Boris" Pickett & The Crypt-Kickers

82. "Kodachrome," Paul Simon

84. "Money," Pink Floyd


90. "Time to Get Down," The O'Jays


Leaving the chart:
  • "Ain't No Woman (Like the One I've Got)," Four Tops (15 weeks)
  • "Break Up to Make Up," The Stylistics (14 weeks)
  • "Killing Me Softly with His Song," Roberta Flack (16 weeks)
  • "Neither One of Us (Wants to Be the First to Say Goodbye)," Gladys Knight & The Pips (16 weeks)
  • "Stir It Up," Johnny Nash (14 weeks)

New on the chart:

"Money," Pink Floyd
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(#13 US)

"Shambala," Three Dog Night
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(#3 US; #3 AC)

"Kodachrome," Paul Simon
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(#2 US; #2 AC)

"Give Me Love (Give Me Peace on Earth)," George Harrison
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(#1 US the week of June 30, 1973; #4 AC; #8 UK)

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Timeline entries are quoted from the Wiki page for the month.

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Especially with so many people swimming out to the shipping lane.
And don't tell me that the bamboo doesn't float, they were just on a raft in the lagoon a few episodes ago.

There was definitely more to that three-hour tour than meets the eye.
Maybe the Skipper and Gilligan just charged a lot...in barter.

Talk about an earworm. I can hear it now. :rommie:
Apparently set to Bizet's Habanera from Carmen.
Carmen Suite No.2: Habanera - YouTube

The old "tell them you have a secret radio so that they won't think you have a secret radio" trick.
Hogan's operation might also be a precursor to CONTROL...

Good one. This was a real plan, although smuggling the device from outside the country through a stalag is a bit elaborate.
That sounds a bit chilling. I wonder if Hogan's contacts knew that part.
I was kind of expecting that the general would reveal his cabal to be a greater potential threat than Hitler and Hogan would let him blow up.
So I guess this was supposed to be the secret untold true story behind Operation Valkyrie.
Doing a quick bit of reading...interesting. Apparently the actual plot, which took place in June of 1944, just a couple of weeks after D-Day, did involve a briefcase, planted by a Colonel Stauffenberg (similar name, lower rank). There was a mishap with the explosives, in that there were two devices in the briefcase, and one wasn't set. If the coup had succeeded, the conspirators intended to negotiate an armistice that would be favorable to Germany.

FWIW, I don't get the impression that D-Day has happened on Hogan's Heroes yet.

Sheesh, yeah. Don't let the laugh track fool you, Carter.
:D

I think this is why he wanted to die before he got old.
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Harsh...I think the show is pretty cool. I was catching it on History back when it originally ran...20 years ago.
 
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Skylab, the first space station of the United States, was launched but was seriously damaged during liftoff.
Ah, good old Skylab, floating up there like a wounded bird. It managed to get the job done, though.

"Money," Pink Floyd
Good stuff.

"Shambala," Three Dog Night
Three Dog Night. 'nuff said.

"Kodachrome," Paul Simon
One of his best.

"Give Me Love (Give Me Peace on Earth)," George Harrison
More good stuff.

Maybe the Skipper and Gilligan just charged a lot...in barter.
They're Survivalists, preparing for the inevitable collapse of civilization. :rommie:

Apparently set to Bizet's Habanera from Carmen.
Carmen Suite No.2: Habanera - YouTube
Cool. I didn't know that.

Hogan's operation might also be a precursor to CONTROL...
We're figuring out the secret history of the world. :rommie:

If the coup had succeeded, the conspirators intended to negotiate an armistice that would be favorable to Germany.
Can't fault them for that, especially since it was unfavorable terms that allowed Hitler to come to power.

FWIW, I don't get the impression that D-Day has happened on Hogan's Heroes yet.
They're in one of those M*A*S*H-like time bubbles. :rommie:

Harsh...I think the show is pretty cool. I was catching it on History back when it originally ran...20 years ago.
I'm just teasing him. I'd like to see it, actually.
 
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Gilligan's Island
"Voodoo"
Originally aired October 10, 1966
IMDb said:
A witch doctor wreaks havoc on the castaways after he steals a personal item from each of them and then creates voodoo dolls that bear their likenesses.

Gilligan's looking for a lucky rabbit's foot that he lost in a cave full of tribal artifacts that the Skipper is concerned may be protected by a taboo. A witch doctor who's spying on them (Eddie Little Sky) tests his doll of Gilligan, which has the rabbit's foot attached to it, and causes a sharp pain in Gilligan's neck.

The Professor is fascinated by the archaeological significance of the artifacts found in the cave, and the ladies are grateful for the jewelry that was found, but Skipper doesn't even want to look at the items for fear of curses. Meanwhile, the witch doctor sneaks around stealing personal effects from the other castaways...who all gather at the cave to find more artifacts (the Skipper's superstition having been overcome by the promise of payment from Mr. Howell). The witch doctor starts using his full collection of dolls, first taking control of Gilligan's movements, then giving them all hot feet, which sends them running for the lagoon.

The Professor continues coming up with scientific rationalizations despite the evidence of actual burning; then the witch doctor puts him under a paralyzing spell that causes the others to think he's been turned into a zombie. The others try to appease the unseen witch doctor...the Skipper and Gilligan by returning artifacts to the cave; the Howells by leaving money. Ginger tries to break the spell on the Professor with a native dance that she performed in a movie, but it's the wrong dance and she causes a storm, leaving the motionless Professor out in the rain. Finally, Gilligan returns one last item to the cave and finds all the dolls with attached personal items, which he gathers up to give to the castaways. Having his pocket knife returned to him snaps the Professor out of his spell, but not remembering anything that happened while in his trance, he resumes lecturing the others about their superstitions.

In the coda, the Skipper and Gilligan finally see the witch doctor when Gilligan makes a doll of him and sticks a pin in it, which causes him to run screaming into the lagoon.

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Hogan's Heroes
"The Battle of Stalag 13"
Originally aired October 14, 1966
IMDb said:
As the Hammelburg Underground lodges a complaint against Hogan's success, Klink finds himself caught between the Gestapo and the Wehrmacht, each trying to take over Stalag 13.

The prisoners sneak in an underground operative named Greta (Janine Gray), who's there to have words with Hogan about how his sabotage activities are causing the Gestapo to turn up the heat in town, with plans for widescale interrogation of citizens. Hogan informs her that the Wehrmacht is planning to turn the stalag into a rest camp, using some token prisoners as human shields. When the Wehrmacht's General von Kattenhorn (Jacques Aubuchon) visits the Stalag at the same time as the Gestapo's Colonel Feldkamp (Howard Caine, still not locked into the role of Hochstetter), Newkirk and Carter commandeer the general's car while posing as Gestapo soldiers, setting the VIPs against each other. When Hogan learns that Feldkamp plans to begin the mass interrogations, he tries to warn Greta via radio, but she's already been captured. The prisoners make for the tunnel...right in front of Schultz, who obligingly covers his eyes. (If only Bruce and Dick had it so easy with Aunt Harriet...)

Greta is one of the first group of citizens being interrogated, in a farmhouse. Her radio is discovered on the premises, but Hogan and company bust in dressed in Wehrmacht uniforms but hiding their faces with handkerchiefs, claiming to be there to take Feldkamp's car in retaliation, but also freeing the captives to get them out via the tunnel back at the stalag. The Wehrmacht and Gestapo both call for reinforcements, and in an attempt to avoid the crossfire, Klink persuades Kattenhorn and Feldkamp to parlay. Hogan then reveals that both staff cars have been found at the recreation hall. After the VIPs depart in their cars, two explosions are heard in the distance, Hogan passing it off to Klink as Kattenhorn and Feldkamp having double-crossed each other. (The IMF having started as Hogan's operation is looking all the more likely...)

In the coda, Hogan and Greta make up in his office.

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Gilligan's Island
"Where There's a Will"
Originally aired October 17, 1966
IMDb said:
Mr. Howell names the other castaways as beneficiaries in his will. But he then fears they may be trying to kill him for their inheritance, when in reality they are throwing a surprise party for him.

The episode opens on the somber note of Mary Ann crying while picking flowers for an ill Mr. Howell, whom the other castaways are tending to. The Professor has to take his temparature with the ship's thermometer/barometer, but somebody brought two nurses' outfits on the three-hour tour. It turns out that Thurston just has a bellyache, but in gratitude for the others' concern, he decides to write the castaways into his will--a diamond mine for Ginger, a railroad for the Professor, a plantation and fleet of cars for Mary Ann, an oil well for Gilligan, and 40 acres of downtown Denver for the Skipper. The castaways start imagining what they'll do with their wealth. But Howell soon becomes paranoid when everyone avoids him while engaging in suspicious activities, and seeming attempts on his life take place, including an arrow almost hitting him in front of Gilligan; falling into a pit that the girls were camouflaging; and the Professor using a lever to topple a boulder from a cliff, almost smashing him.

Mr. Howell barricades himself and Lovey in their hut, but we see that the castaways are preparing a surprise party--the Professor was looking under the boulder for mushrooms, and the pit was for trapping a wild boar--Food source alert!!! Thurston goes to confront them, but overhears the Skipper talking about slaughtering the boar and thinks the boar is him! After Thurston packs up to live on the other side of the island, Lovey learns the truth and tells the others where he went--with the Professor's first thought being that Mr. Howell may fall prey to an apparently abundant population of other potential food sources. When the other castaways come looking for him, Howell puts his pith helmet on top of a pool of quicksand that his suitcase fell into, and the others--including Lovey--assume that he drowned in it. Thurston eavesdrops as the Skipper officiates at his funeral, is moved to tears at hearing the others expressing their affection for him, and then watches as they all tear up the documents for the properties that he left them. Then he falls from his perch and the others are happy to discover that he's alive.

The castaways proceed with throwing Howell the party, which includes Lovey popping out of a cake.

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Hogan's Heroes
"The Rise and Fall of Sergeant Schultz"
Originally aired October 21, 1966
IMDb said:
Hogan is stymied over how to rescue a captured member of the underground until a potential diversion appears in the form of an old WWI buddy of Sgt. Schultz.

The prisoners are under pressure to spring an underground operative named Becker before the Gestapo can get him to talk, which would expose their operation. An attempt by Carter and Newkirk posing as Gestapo to bluff a Gestapo officer (Peter Brady's real dad, Edward Knight) into releasing Becker into their custody doesn't work, but they learn that the operative is being moved to a hotel in town. Then a General Kammler (Whit Bissell) who's visiting the stalag turns out to be Schultz's old lieutenant, with whom the sergeant is on a first-name basis. Kammler takes a special interest in Schultz's career, which motivates Klink to start kissing up to his subordinate.

Schultz quickly lets the attention go to his head, and the prisoners stage a broad-daylight rushing of the gate by LeBeau so that the sergeant can intervene. Then Hogan gives Klink the idea of having Kammler give the sergeant an award...at the hotel in town. While Schultz is being awarded the Iron Cross, the prisoners, working as waiters, stage a blackout and fire, giving Newkirk and LeBeau the opportunity to slip upstairs and free Becker; and Hogan and Carter the opportunity to douse Klink with buckets of water. When it's discovered that Becker has been freed, Kammler deduces that it's the work of the prisoners and threatens to relieve Klink of his command; but the prisoners stage being captured by a thoroughly drunk, propped-up Schultz.

In the coda, Klink is informed that Kammler has been sent to the Eastern front, restoring his authority over Schultz.

You're diiisss-miiisssed!

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Ah, good old Skylab, floating up there like a wounded bird.
Not since 1979.

Good stuff.
Album rock radio classic from a groovy album full of album rock radio classics.

Three Dog Night. 'nuff said.
Oldies radio classic.

One of his best.
Paul Simon classic.

More good stuff.
George's early solo peak more or less ends here, with spotty road ahead.

We're figuring out the secret history of the world. :rommie:
Or the TV world, at least.

They're in one of those M*A*S*H-like time bubbles. :rommie:
I read that they deliberately always had a smattering of snow on the ground to facilitate the episodes being shown in any order...so the entire series may take place during one winter.

I'm just teasing him. I'd like to see it, actually.
The one I watched last night, an expert who was showing him how to use a lasso said, "Y'know you oughta be able to throw that rope, I've seen you onstage swingin' that microphone."
 
Gilligan's looking for a lucky rabbit's foot that he lost in a cave full of tribal artifacts
Probably that same cave again.

Skipper doesn't even want to look at the items for fear of curses.
He gets like this several times during the course of the series.

The witch doctor starts using his full collection of dolls, first taking control of Gilligan's movements, then giving them all hot feet, which sends them running for the lagoon.
Which raises the question of why he just toys with them, rather than killing them outright.

then the witch doctor puts him under a paralyzing spell that causes the others to think he's been turned into a zombie.
That was a funny bit. :rommie:

Ginger tries to break the spell on the Professor with a native dance that she performed in a movie, but it's the wrong dance and she causes a storm
Come to think of it, wasn't she dancing on deck during the three-hour tour?

Having his pocket knife returned to him snaps the Professor out of his spell, but not remembering anything that happened while in his trance, he resumes lecturing the others about their superstitions.
"How did I get wet?" :rommie:

In the coda, the Skipper and Gilligan finally see the witch doctor when Gilligan makes a doll of him and sticks a pin in it, which causes him to run screaming into the lagoon.
Just when they were on the verge of peaceful coexistence. Gilligan!

his sabotage activities are causing the Gestapo to turn up the heat in town, with plans for widescale interrogation of citizens.
Yikes.

The prisoners make for the tunnel...right in front of Schultz, who obligingly covers his eyes. (If only Bruce and Dick had it so easy with Aunt Harriet...)
Maybe Aunt Harriet knew more than she let on. :rommie:

After the VIPs depart in their cars, two explosions are heard in the distance, Hogan passing it off to Klink as Kattenhorn and Feldkamp having double-crossed each other. (The IMF having started as Hogan's operation is looking all the more likely...)
Indeed. This is exactly what I was expecting in the Valkyrie episode.

It turns out that Thurston just has a bellyache
What if it was a kidney stone or something? I wonder what mad skills the Professor would pull out of his hat then. :rommie:

he decides to write the castaways into his will--a diamond mine for Ginger, a railroad for the Professor, a plantation and fleet of cars for Mary Ann, an oil well for Gilligan, and 40 acres of downtown Denver for the Skipper.
The women's gifts are kind of appropriate, but the boys' are pretty random-- but I suppose Howell can only give away what he's got.

a wild boar--Food source alert!!!
Danger alert. Those things are brutal killers.

Mr. Howell may fall prey to an apparently abundant population of other potential food sources.
The island has sped up evolution for the sake of feeding the castaways. :rommie:

Thurston eavesdrops as the Skipper officiates at his funeral, is moved to tears at hearing the others expressing their affection for him, and then watches as they all tear up the documents for the properties that he left them.
And this is why I love Gilligan's Island.

General Kammler (Whit Bissell)
The Space Station K-7 guy.

In the coda, Klink is informed that Kammler has been sent to the Eastern front, restoring his authority over Schultz.
This one seemed kind of low key after the last few.

Not since 1979.
Well, we're living in the past here. :rommie:

George's early solo peak more or less ends here, with spotty road ahead.
So soon? Hmm, yeah, I guess so.

I read that they deliberately always had a smattering of snow on the ground to facilitate the episodes being shown in any order...so the entire series may take place during one winter.
Wow, that's weird. But I guess that would explain how they got away with it for so long, if so long isn't so long.

The one I watched last night, an expert who was showing him how to use a lasso said, "Y'know you oughta be able to throw that rope, I've seen you onstage swingin' that microphone."
Does he do The Yell? :D
 
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Gilligan's Island
"Man with a Net"
Originally aired October 24, 1966
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Veteran character actor John McGiver plays a butterfly buff, whom the castaways help search for an elusive rarity in the hope that he'll help them get off the island.

Butterfly Hunter!
Now I get it.

Gilligan's resting by the lagoon with a butterfly perched on his hat when he finds his head in the net of safari-outfitted Lord Beasley Waterford, who tells Gilligan and the Skipper that he's hunting for the pussycat swallowtail, the rarest butterfly in the world. (I wonder how many calories it contains?) He's too focused on his hunt to care about rescuing the castaways, but offhandedly promises that when he's caught his specimen, he'll be summoning a boat with his flare gun. The Professor consults part of the island's library to inform the others that a butterfly hunter can spend years looking for an elusive specimen, so they all try to pitch in and help him, but find him so focused that he's oblivious to dangers like quicksand and cliffsides; as well as Ginger's charms and bribery attempts. The Professor tries to communicate by feigning a shared interest in lepidopterology, but Lord Beasley catches him using crib notes as suggested by Mary Ann. The collector finally catches on to what the castaways have been doing when they try to fire his flare gun but find that it's empty; and he reaffirms that nobody's leaving the island until he's caught his prey.

Lord Beasley organizes the castaways in a military fashion...as if eight people marching would be conducive to catching butterflies. The Skipper tries painting a white moth to resemble the rare butterfly, which actually fools the expert at first glance, but then a rainstorm washes off the paint. The castaways try creating some home brew from fermented berries to get Lord Beasley drunk at a "tea party," but he toasts them all under the table, then spots and captures his prey and fires his flare gun...but is unable to awaken the castaways to catch his boat.

Lord Beasley: That's the trouble with you Americans, you simply don't know how to hold your tea.​

The castaways awaken to find that they've been out for two days, and listen on the radio to how Lord Beasley is now focused on an even rarer butterfly in Antarctica.

The island now has a mountain and a volcano. That definitely seems larger-scale than the island was presented earlier in the series. Also, the Professor specifies that he holds six degrees...not sure if that's come up before.

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Hogan's Heroes
"Hogan Springs"
Originally aired October 28, 1966
IMDb said:
Rusted-out plumbing collapses the emergency tunnel just as Hogan needs to get four Underground leaders out of Germany, so he creates a health spa.

On orders from London, the prisoners stop a truck by night to free four underground operatives, whose spokesman is codenamed Sparrow (Sidney Clute), and hasn't heard of Hogan's operation. The prisoners and underground operatives sneak back into the stalag in the back of a kennel truck bringing guard dogs, using the doghouse entrance into the tunnel...where Kinch informs them of the tunnel collapse due to a busted water main. Some digging effort allows Kinch to plug the leak, but there's not enough time to clear the whole tunnel...and a new leak springs above ground, which the prisoners pass off as a mineral spring. Klink orders samples taken, and the prisoners switch them with specially forumulated water concocted by Carter. The chemical analysis supports Hogan's suggestion for Klink to have the prisoners build a bath house as Klink's contribution to the Reich.

Klink has Burkhalter cut the ribbon at the dedication ceremony for the bath house...and while they and a couple of other military VIPs enjoy the first steam bath, their uniforms are snuck out and donned by the underground operatives, who are driven out the front gate by Carter in a staff car. The operatives are set up for a rendezvous with a sub, and Carter rushes the uniforms back to the stalag...though not before their absence is discovered, so Hogan pretends that he was having them cleaned and pressed.

In the coda, Klink's having a bottle of the water shipped to the Fuhrer.

I'm missing the next few episodes of Hogan's Heroes--"A Klink, a Bomb and a Short Fuse" (November 4), "Tanks for the Memory" (November 11), and "A Tiger Hunt in Paris: Part 1" (November 18)...so we'll pick up with the second half of the two-parter.

Diiiiisss-miiiiisssssed!

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Gilligan's Island
"Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow"
Originally aired October 31, 1966
IMDb said:
Gilligan believes he has become an old man after his hair turns completely white overnight, but The Professor's solution only makes things worse when his hair completely falls out.

They open the season with a vampire episode and then waste a Halloween airdate on this?

Gilligan falls asleep after a hard day of doing everyone's laundry, and wakes up to find that he's wearing a blond wig. (It's obviously not white, particularly when he's standing next to the Skipper.) Gilligan overhears the Professor talking to the Skipper about a disease that causes dramatic premature aging and starts acting like a rocking-chair bound senior citizen. The others decide to humor him as he leaves them his possessions in a living will ceremony. Mary Ann tries to make him feel young again by coming on to him, but it doesn't work. While Gilligan's sleeping, Skipper lets in the Professor and Mrs. Howell to dye his hair, but Gilligan wakes up this time wearing a bald wig.

The Skipper tries to buoy Gilligan's confidence, but the others' reactions cause him to move into the cave. The girls try making wigs for him--Ginger's from her own hair--but they don't suit him. Skipper wakes up in the middle of the night to find that he's gone bald, and goes to live with Gilligan. The Professor draws them back by offering them wigs that the Howells had custom-made for a costume party in which they dressed as George and Martha Washington. (Nobody brought a medical thermometer on the Minnow, but the Howells brought wigs that they once wore to a costume party...) Some wig mishaps ensue over dinner, then Mr. Howell finds that his pants have developed a large hole. The Professor deduces that the crude bleach Gilligan was using to do laundry caused his hair issues, which then affected the Skipper when he took over Gilligan's chore. Gilligan rushes to cover Ginger in a blanket before the dress that she's wearing, which was also bleached, comes apart.

In the coda, Gilligan and the Skipper have regrown their hair, but bleach vapor has somehow also caused them to grow longish beards.

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Which raises the question of why he just toys with them, rather than killing them outright.
It's his thing.

Just when they were on the verge of peaceful coexistence. Gilligan!
Nobody was begrudging him at that point.

Maybe Aunt Harriet knew more than she let on. :rommie:
"Do be sure to give the atomic reactor a good dusting, Alfred."

The women's gifts are kind of appropriate, but the boys' are pretty random-- but I suppose Howell can only give away what he's got.
He was initially going to give the railroad to Gilligan, I think, but Lovey associated it with the Professor's mechanically inclined mind.

And this is why I love Gilligan's Island.
It was pretty touching...might've made a good finale.

The Space Station K-7 guy.
And the general on The Time Tunnel.

Well, we're living in the past here. :rommie:
True.

Wow, that's weird. But I guess that would explain how they got away with it for so long, if so long isn't so long.
But six years of plots...that definitely stretches things even crammed into a couple of winters.

Does he do The Yell? :D
Not yet, but he did let out a good yelp of frustration one of the times he missed with the lasso.
 
"Give Me Love (Give Me Peace on Earth)," George Harrison
(#1 US the week of June 30, 1973; #4 AC; #8 UK)

From the forthcoming album, "Living in the Material World". It's the only time that one ex-Beatle knocked another ex-Beatle from the No. 1 spot on the Billboard charts. The other single being Paul McCartney & Wings "My Love."

According to George, "Give Me Love" is "a prayer and a personal statement between me, the Lord, and whoever likes it."

The song features George on vocals, acoustic and electric guitars, Gary Wright on organ, Nicky Hopkins on piano, Klaus Voormann on bass and Jim Keltner on drums.

Phil Spector was originally set to produce the single/album and the press at the time reported that the title of the forthcoming album was, "The Magic is Here Again."

However, due to Phil's increasingly erratic behavior, George chose to produce the album himself and strip away the "Wall of Sound" production that had enveloped "All Things Must Pass"; although Phil does get a co-producer credit on the song "Try Some, Buy Some", which had been worked on during the "All Things Must Pass" sessions and given to Phil's then-wife Ronnie to sing for a potential single release on Apple records that never materialized. George removed Ronnie's vocals and sang it himself.

A second single was planned from the album "Don't Let Me Wait Too Long" and test pressings were made, but due to disarray at Apple Records, the song never materialized.

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In between "Material World" sessions, George took the time to produce/play on Nicky Hopkins album "The Tin Man Was A Dreamer", using the same core musicians from George's album.
 
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George's early solo peak more or less ends here, with spotty road ahead.

Yeah, a lot of critics and fans were put off by "Preachy" George and the number of slow songs on the album.

The next album, "Dark Horse" is "Grumpy" George, beset by drugs, drink, a failing marriage and has probably one of the worst covers ever recorded of the Everly Brothers, "Bye Bye Love."
 
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Now I get it.
:D

(I wonder how many calories it contains?)
Depends on if it's radioactive.

as well as Ginger's charms
Seduction never succeeds on Gilligan's Island.

The Professor tries to communicate by feigning a shared interest in lepidopterology, but Lord Beasley catches him using crib notes as suggested by Mary Ann.
I'm offended by the very idea that the Professor would need crib notes for any scientific discipline! I'm heading to Twitter to backlash my brains out!

The collector finally catches on to what the castaways have been doing when they try to fire his flare gun but find that it's empty
You'd think the Professor could come up with a homemade flare that could be fired from a bow and arrow or whatever.

as if eight people marching would be conducive to catching butterflies.
If he arranged them around the perimeter of the island, they could drive it toward the center-- if they weren't all eaten by food sources.

Lord Beasley: That's the trouble with you Americans, you simply don't know how to hold your tea.​
Watch it, Lord Beasley, you're talking to a Bostonian. :mad:

The island now has a mountain and a volcano. That definitely seems larger-scale than the island was presented earlier in the series.
It not only rearranges itself, it grows.

Also, the Professor specifies that he holds six degrees...not sure if that's come up before.
Too bad Kevin Bacon never showed up on the island. :rommie:

and hasn't heard of Hogan's operation.
Only the Germans have heard of it. :rommie:

where Kinch informs them of the tunnel collapse due to a busted water main.
They've got their own plumbing system down there? If they were smart, they went into the contracting business after the war. :rommie:

their uniforms are snuck out and donned by the underground operatives
Don't they have a supply of uniforms in stock?

though not before their absence is discovered, so Hogan pretends that he was having them cleaned and pressed.
Love those last-second saves. :rommie:

They open the season with a vampire episode and then waste a Halloween airdate on this?
Very weird. There's got to be a story there.

Gilligan overhears the Professor talking to the Skipper about a disease that causes dramatic premature aging
They could have tied this into the meteor.

Mary Ann tries to make him feel young again by coming on to him
Damn it, Gilligan!

While Gilligan's sleeping, Skipper lets in the Professor and Mrs. Howell to dye his hair
He's either a very heavy sleeper or they used some of that "tea" on him.

Gilligan rushes to cover Ginger in a blanket before the dress that she's wearing, which was also bleached, comes apart.
The one time he does something right....

In the coda, Gilligan and the Skipper have regrown their hair, but bleach vapor has somehow also caused them to grow longish beards.
Apparently, Gilligan, Skipper, and Professor never wash their clothes-- or they have an endless supply of identical outfits.

"Do be sure to give the atomic reactor a good dusting, Alfred."
"I'll have no particles in this house!"

And the general on The Time Tunnel.
Ah, that's right. I haven't seen that in a while.

But six years of plots...that definitely stretches things even crammed into a couple of winters.
I was thinking of some other shows that tried to compress time, like Lost and Walking Dead-- it never works very well.

Phil does get a co-producer credit on the song "Try Some, Buy Some", which had been worked on during the "All Things Must Pass" sessions and given to Phil's then-wife Ronnie to sing for a potential single release on Apple records that never materialized. George removed Ronnie's vocals and sang it himself.
Wow, I wonder if her vocals still exist. And I wonder how she felt about getting switched out.

Yeah, a lot of critics and fans were put off by "Preachy" George and the number of slow songs on the album.
He was definitely a religious guy, but he always struck me as more easygoing than preachy.
 
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Gilligan's Island
"Ring Around Gilligan"
Originally aired November 7, 1966
IMDb said:
Mad scientist Boris Balinkoff returns to the island with a new invention that turns the castaways into "human robots," whom he plans to use to commit the ultimate crime.

Balinkoff boats onto the island accompanied by Igor, who's now a speechless monkey, and tosses a ring where Gilligan will find it. Using a small electronic device that ties into a larger console in the cave (How did he get that there?), the doctor summons Gilligan by night, placing him in a trance-like state. The next day, not remembering anything, Gilligan lets Mrs. Howell borrow the ring, and Balinkoff inadvertantly gives the order to her to bring him a suitcase packed with the Howells' money. Thurston tries to stop her, but she judo throws him. (Too bad she doesn't have such skills normally.) The next day, she tries to return the ring through the Skipper, who's ordered to destroy an escape raft he and Gilligan have been working on. Gilligan has Ginger hold the ring as he's rebuilding the raft, and she destroys it again.

Mr. Howell visits the work site the next day, and Gilligan, assuming he's there to destroy the raft, does it for him. Ginger gives the ring back to Gilligan, and Igor gets ahold of the control device, causing Gilligan to act like a monkey, mimicking Igor's movements. Gilligan comes to hanging from a tree. That night, Balinkoff has Igor deliver six more rings to Gilligan, who's ordered to distribute them to the sleeping castaways. He informs him that they'll be helping him rob Fort Knox, and has them begin practicing by gathering coconuts, which are found the next day in Gilligan and the Skipper's hut, which has a Fort Knox sign on it. Everyone's discovered their rings and are blaming Gilligan when Balinkoff puts them under again, having them take the coconuts out and load them in the bamboo car. They deliver the coconuts to the lagoon, but when ordered to give the "bullion" to the doctor, pelt him with the coconuts, which smashes his remote, breaking them free of their trance, as he heads out in his motorboat. Gilligan tries to drive into the lagoon after him, sinking the loaded car.

In the coda, the raft-building effort is handwaved away on the basis that the castaways have missed a current. A gag in which Mr. Howell finds a "silver lining" in recent events by having Gilligan drive him and Lovey in the car makes me wonder if this was its first appearance in production order, and it was meant to have been built in-story.

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Gilligan's Island
"Topsy-Turvy"
Originally aired November 14, 1966
IMDb said:
While the castaways prepare for a possible attack from headhunters, Gilligan hits his head on a tree and begins seeing things upside down. The Professor prepares a cure for him, but it only makes him see double instead.

The castaways are scoping out a cave (the cave to us) for taking shelter from natives who've gotten drum-active when Gilligan hits his head on a tree branch and develops titular vision, generally disorienting him and making it difficult for him to walk. Howell practices fencing to protect himself from the headhunters...add a rapier and fencing outfit to the island's inventory. When one of the three headhunters (Eddie Little Sky, Allen Jaffe, and Roman Gabriel) accidentally busts the drum, the castaways assume they're safe, and are oblivious to various attempts on them because they never see the natives. Meanwhile, the Professor tries to make a berry juice to cure Gilligan, but it has the effect advertised above.

Other castaways gather more berries, bring them to Gilligan, and are captured by the headhunters...first the girls, then the Howells...and put in a bamboo cage. A new berry extract causes Gilligan to see five of everything...but drinking water to "dilute the extract" restores his vision to normal. The Professor and Skipper are captured in front of Gilligan, but he gets away, grabs the pot of berry extract, and brings it to the natives, tricking them into drinking it. Gilligan frees the others as the natives are drinking, and they see 35 castaways, causing them to run for the lagoon.

In the coda, Gilligan drinks the extract to turn the banana cream pie that Mary Ann's made into five pies, but it ends up in the Skipper's face, natch.

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From the forthcoming album, "Living in the Material World". It's the only time that one ex-Beatle knocked another ex-Beatle from the No. 1 spot on the Billboard charts. The other single being Paul McCartney & Wings "My Love."
I noticed the back-to-back #1s; and it appears that Red Rose Speedway and Living in the Material World were also back-to-back #1 albums. Ringo also has a #1 single and #2 album ahead of him this year. And John's previous album was the turgid Some Time in New York City, and upcoming album would be the mediocre Imagine redux Mind Games. Yet I had an early online acquaintance who had such a thing again Red Rose Speedway that he blamed it for the eventual downturns in all of the other Beatles' solo careers...

A second single was planned from the album "Don't Let Me Wait Too Long" and test pressings were made, but due to disarray at Apple Records, the song never materialized.

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Yeah, a lot of critics and fans were put off by "Preachy" George and the number of slow songs on the album.
I never even tried getting into George's solo albums, based on what I'd read and an early experience grabbing a cassette of 1982's loopy Gone Troppo out of a bargain bin; though I do have some of the highlights, including 1979's George Harrison and 1987's Cloud Nine. I maybe should have taken the immersive retro opportunity to check out The Concert for Bangladesh (still could)...but if that's the next most single-worthy song on LITMW, it doesn't encourage me.

The next album, "Dark Horse" is "Grumpy" George, beset by drugs, drink, a failing marriage
And a shot voice, causing the album to be nicknamed Dark Hoarse. "Ding Dong, Ding Dong" is nevertheless in my Christmas shuffle.

I'm offended by the very idea that the Professor would need crib notes for any scientific discipline! I'm heading to Twitter to backlash my brains out!
He was offended by the suggestion as well, which is when he mentioned his six degrees...but ended up resorting to it as he was becoming frustrated with his attempt to memorize a book.

You'd think the Professor could come up with a homemade flare that could be fired from a bow and arrow or whatever.
If they had the right ingredients on the island, they could make their own fireworks and really put on a show for the nearby shipping lane.

Watch it, Lord Beasley, you're talking to a Bostonian. :mad:
Which castaway is from Boston? :p

It not only rearranges itself, it grows.
It can potentially be whatever they need it to be for any episode...Schrodinger's Island.

Only the Germans have heard of it. :rommie:
Normally it seems like every underground operative for miles and miles knows about it...as well as countless escapees who've been funneled out via the stalag.

Don't they have a supply of uniforms in stock?
You'd think.

He's either a very heavy sleeper or they used some of that "tea" on him.
Exhausted by his laundry chores of the week.

Apparently, Gilligan, Skipper, and Professor never wash their clothes-- or they have an endless supply of identical outfits.
They've already established in-story that they have identical spare outfits.
 
Wow, I wonder if her vocals still exist. And I wonder how she felt about getting switched out.

Ask and ye shall receive.

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And George's version

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If this had been included on "All Things Must Pass" it would most likely would have been regarded as one of the "lesser" tracks, but at least a step up from "I Dig Love" or "Isn't It A Pity (Version 2)".

As it is, it sticks out like a sore thumb on "Material World" because its "Wall of Sound" clashes with George's "stripped down" production.
 
And a shot voice, causing the album to be nicknamed Dark Hoarse.

One of the things I've discovered in reading Beatles books is that George suffered from bouts of laryngitis throughout his life, which was no doubt exacerbated by his smoking and drinking. He was always afraid his voice was going to give out, which it ultimately did, right before recording was to commence on the album "Dark Horse" and the tour to promote it.

There's a memo that can be found online from Phil Spector to George Harrison during the making of "All Things Must Pass", where Phil has received rough mixes of the album, and Phil gives his opinion and lists several points of what needs to be done and topmost on the list is George needs to preserve his voice.

I never even tried getting into George's solo albums, based on what I'd read and an early experience grabbing a cassette of 1982's loopy Gone Troppo out of a bargain bin; though I do have some of the highlights, including 1979's George Harrison and 1987's Cloud Nine. I maybe should have taken the immersive retro opportunity to check out The Concert for Bangladesh (still could)...but if that's the next most single-worthy song on LITMW, it doesn't encourage me.

I hate to say that George shot his load with "All Things Must Pass", but in a sense, he really did. "Living in the Material World" is a step down, and the next two, "Dark Horse" and "Extra Texture" aren't any better.

I've seen people online and in books say that if George had been able to preserve his voice, then "Dark Horse" would have been a better record; I don't think that's the case. The material just isn't there. I hate to call "Dark Horse" and "Extra Texture" "contractual obligation" albums, but IMO, they're albums recorded just so he can finish his contract with Apple/EMI and move over to Warner Bros to launch his "Dark Horse" label. If one takes the best material from "Dark Horse" and "Extra Texture" and combines them into one album, then you might have a case for a solid mid-level George album.

The same goes for the "Dark Horse" albums released through Warner Bros., take the best songs from "33 1/3" through "Gone Troppo" and you have a good album. In that regard, if you can get your hands on a used copy of "George Harrison - The Best of Dark Horse 1976-1989", that gives a pretty good overview of his post-Apple career.

Best of Dark Horse 1976–1989 - Wikipedia
 
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Balinkoff boats onto the island accompanied by Igor
He's back!

a larger console in the cave (How did he get that there?)
He calculated the next spot where the cave would grow and put the console there first. :rommie:

(Too bad she doesn't have such skills normally.)
That would have been a pretty good recurring gimmick.

Mr. Howell visits the work site the next day, and Gilligan, assuming he's there to destroy the raft, does it for him.
That was funny. :rommie:

He informs him that they'll be helping him rob Fort Knox
A strange and arbitrary plan, but they should have gone along with it-- it would have failed and they would have been rescued.

They deliver the coconuts to the lagoon, but when ordered to give the "bullion" to the doctor, pelt him with the coconuts
But was this just luck or were the castaways rebelling against Balinkoff within the parameters of the command?

A gag in which Mr. Howell finds a "silver lining" in recent events by having Gilligan drive him and Lovey in the car makes me wonder if this was its first appearance in production order, and it was meant to have been built in-story.
That's probably true. Balinkoff's plot provides a reason for it to be built.

add a rapier and fencing outfit to the island's inventory.
I wonder if anyone has ever compiled an actual inventory. :rommie:

The Professor and Skipper are captured in front of Gilligan, but he gets away, grabs the pot of berry extract, and brings it to the natives, tricking them into drinking it.
He has his moments. :rommie:

Gilligan frees the others as the natives are drinking, and they see 35 castaways, causing them to run for the lagoon.
And this weird little incursion against the castaways goes forever unexplained.

He was offended by the suggestion as well, which is when he mentioned his six degrees...but ended up resorting to it as he was becoming frustrated with his attempt to memorize a book.
If only he had another day or two.

If they had the right ingredients on the island, they could make their own fireworks and really put on a show for the nearby shipping lane.
That definitely should have been possible and would have made a good plot-- they could have had a random volcanic eruption go off in time with the fireworks so that nobody noticed.

Which castaway is from Boston? :p
Perhaps I took that a bit personally. :rommie:

It can potentially be whatever they need it to be for any episode...Schrodinger's Island.
Hmm, I like that. I can see the Professor offering it as an explanation.

They've already established in-story that they have identical spare outfits.
True, but how many? Didn't they blow some up with the dummies?

Ask and ye shall receive.
Thank you!

And George's version
It's not the best song ever, but I prefer Ronnie's version. I love that voice! :D
 
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Gilligan's Island
"The Invasion"
Originally aired November 21, 1966
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The discovery of an attaché case that may contain top-secret info leads Gilligan to dream he's a daredevil secret agent and other castaways are enemy spies out to retrieve the case at any cost.

Say, this one has a pre-credits teaser! While fishing, the Skipper reels in the case, which is marked property of the U.S. government, do not open, and has handcuffs attached to it. The Professor is sure that the government will come after it, but refuses to open it because he believes the contents are top secret. All of the others are curious and make attempts at stealing it from the Professor's hut in pairs...first Gilligan and the Skipper; then the girls; then the Howells, with the girls' attempt tripping them up. Eventually the Howells get the case, the girls swipe it from them, and Gilligan ends up with it. When the Professor raps his fist on the case, it opens up, and before quickly closing it, the Professor sees that it contains defense plans, and believes that enemy agents may be after it. Gilligan handcuffs himself to the case, and the others are afraid that now the enemy agents will kill him to get the case.

The others try to get the case detached from Gilligan. (Have they ever heard of a saw?) It turns out that the Howells brought a case full of keys with them, though that doesn't help. That night, Gilligan dreams that he's Agent Good Guy 014, equipped with a toilet case full of miniaturized gadgets and assigned by his chief (the Professor) to deliver an attaché case to the Secretary of Defense. Various agents of EVIL--reporting to a bald-wigged Mr. Howell--make attempts on the case: the Good Guy Chief's secretary (Mary Ann); then 014's fiancée (Ginger); and a man dressed as 014's mother (the Skipper). 014 eventually delivers the case to the EVIL chief, who's occupying the Secretary's office. A struggle over the case ensues, and Gilligan wakes up to the Skipper and Professor shaking him, which causes the case to open and the handcuffs to come off...to reveal that the vital defense plans are from World War I.

In the coda, the others scoff when Gilligan tells them that the case in his dream was booby-trapped; then they toss the case into the lagoon, and it explodes.

The really interesting thing here is that a bald Blofeld hadn't appeared onscreen yet, making me wonder about the inspiration for Howell's character. When reporting to him via soup ladle, Ginger delivers a "Sorry about that, Chief."

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Hogan's Heroes
"A Tiger Hunt in Paris: Part 2"
Originally aired November 25, 1966
The Part 1 description on IMDb said:
"Tiger," a female underground agent, is arrested while trying to document some secret German bases and is held in Paris for questioning. So Hogan and LeBeau become stowaways aboard Klink's staff car and head for Paris to free her.
The Part 2 description on IMDb said:
While trying to free the underground agent "Tiger" in Paris, Hogan must seek help from a Parisian fortune teller and also enlist the aid of a man who is a look-alike for Nazi Police Chief Heinrich Himmler!

There's no recap, so I'm more lost than usual regarding the setup for all of this. Hogan and LeBeau have stolen Klink's staff car while he's on leave in Paris, so Klink and Schultz are trying to get ahold of another one. While Hogan and LeBeau are enjoying the high life in their Parisian hotel, Kinch and the others aren't able to be much help remotely because Klink and Schutlz's substitutes are actually running a tight stalag. Hogan has a deal with a Russian operative (Nita Talbot, making her 1st and 2nd appearances in the recurring role of Marya) posing as the fortune teller of Parisian Gestapo head Colonel Backscheider (John Dehner) to help him get Tiger out, in exchange for information about German fighter bases that Hogan has to obtain. Hogan, in the role of a black market contact, is let in to talk to Tiger (Arlene Martel, making her 2nd and 3rd appearances in the recurring role). He has a brainstorm that an important visitor "foreseen" by Marya in her set-up is Himmler, sharing the information with Backscheider. He also has Klink arrested by implicating him as a contact of Tiger's (possibly because of an earlier incident in which Klink found the car and Marya had to cover for LeBeau and Hogan).

Marya learns who Hogan really is from Schultz, who's seen Hogan and LeBeau, and is trying to get Klink out. Marya comes up with a doorman named Antonovich (Henry Corden) to impersonate Himmler. Let into the jail, he has Klink and Tiger released, though his impersonation starts to go awry when he hits his head on a pipe and acts delirious. Nevertheless, Hogan and Himmler get out with Tiger in the stolen staff car.

In the coda and with Schultz's cooperation, Hogan and LeBeau stow away under the tarp covering the luggage rack on the staff car for Klink's return to Stalag 13.

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In that regard, if you can get your hands on a used copy of "George Harrison - The Best of Dark Horse 1976-1989", that gives a pretty good overview of his post-Apple career.

Best of Dark Horse 1976–1989 - Wikipedia
I recall either borrowing or owning that back in the day.

A strange and arbitrary plan, but they should have gone along with it-- it would have failed and they would have been rescued.
They never had the choice...they were completely clueless as to what was going on when they weren't being controlled. At the end they were surprised to see Balinkoff and were yelling for him to rescue them.

But was this just luck or were the castaways rebelling against Balinkoff within the parameters of the command?
If they were, it was subconscious. But there had been a bit earlier that established that Balinkoff's commands sometimes went awry, when he was trying to fine tune the speed at which they practice-robbed Fort Knox.

That's probably true. Balinkoff's plot provides a reason for it to be built.
And if he had something to do with it being built, it would alleviate the suspension of disbelief factor.

And this weird little incursion against the castaways goes forever unexplained.
I seem to recall local natives popping up as a recurring thing.

Perhaps I took that a bit personally. :rommie:
The Howells were married by a reverend from Boston...were they Beantowners?

True, but how many? Didn't they blow some up with the dummies?
The ones used on the dummies were completely unharmed by the explosion and just having the salt water washed out in the coda.
 
Say, this one has a pre-credits teaser!
Odd. I wonder if that's unique.

Skipper reels in the case, which is marked property of the U.S. government, do not open, and has handcuffs attached to it.
Ominous. At least there's not an arm in the handcuff. Anymore.

The Professor is sure that the government will come after it, but refuses to open it because he believes the contents are top secret.
The Professor is a true patriot!

All of the others are curious and make attempts at stealing it from the Professor's hut in pairs...
The others are probably patriots too, but this is what three years of boredom does to people. :rommie:

Gilligan handcuffs himself to the case, and the others are afraid that now the enemy agents will kill him to get the case.
Here was an opportunity to mention the Soviet doppelganger.

which causes the case to open and the handcuffs to come off...to reveal that the vital defense plans are from World War I.
The Professor further deduces that the case has traveled through a time warp and if they don't get it back through, the Allies will lose WWI, and history will be changed!

In the coda, the others scoff when Gilligan tells them that the case in his dream was booby-trapped; then they toss the case into the lagoon, and it explodes.
That complicates the time travel angle.

The really interesting thing here is that a bald Blofeld hadn't appeared onscreen yet, making me wonder about the inspiration for Howell's character.
Speaking of time warps. Was the movie in production? Maybe there was early publicity material or something.

There's no recap, so I'm more lost than usual regarding the setup for all of this.
There must have been some seriously contrived shenanigans to get Klink, Schultz, Hogan, and LeBeau all in Paris. :rommie:

Hogan and LeBeau have stolen Klink's staff car while he's on leave in Paris
It's also pretty weird that they had to recruit agents from a German POW camp for a job in Paris. Where is everybody? :rommie:

Kinch and the others aren't able to be much help remotely because Klink and Schutlz's substitutes are actually running a tight stalag.
Yet somehow don't notice that the senior officer is AWOL. Or MIA. Or whatever it is when you're missing from your prison camp.

Colonel Backscheider (John Dehner)
The "I'm okay, you're okay" cop from Night Stalker, among a zillion other things.

Tiger (Arlene Martel, making her 2nd and 3rd appearances in the recurring role)
T'Pring!

In the coda and with Schultz's cooperation, Hogan and LeBeau stow away under the tarp covering the luggage rack on the staff car for Klink's return to Stalag 13.
They should have had a cameo by a mysterious, unnamed character who looks and sounds like Humphrey Bogart, providing crucial aid at a key moment. :rommie:

They never had the choice...they were completely clueless as to what was going on when they weren't being controlled. At the end they were surprised to see Balinkoff and were yelling for him to rescue them.
So they never knew anything, aside from the clue of the Fort Knox sign-- interesting.

And if he had something to do with it being built, it would alleviate the suspension of disbelief factor.
Such as it is. :rommie:

I seem to recall local natives popping up as a recurring thing.
Yeah, but I think there was always some reason, like Gilligan saving the girl's life or whatever.

The Howells were married by a reverend from Boston...were they Beantowners?
Hmm. It turns out that every character has their own Wiki page. Apparently Thurston is from Rhode Island and Lovey may be from New York, although that is not as clear-- it does confirm that she's an heiress, though (but does not mention Wentworth Industries).
 
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Gilligan's Island
"The Kidnapper"
Originally aired November 28, 1966
IMDb said:
A smooth-talking criminal comes to the island and holds the women on the island hostage in exchange for ransom money, but when he is captured they decide to try and reform him instead of holding him prisoner.

The castaways get a ransom note for Mrs. Howell from a kidnapper who's been surveilling the island's population. (The island sure is starting to feel very much on the beaten path.) Thurston coughs up the ransom, and after Gilligan gets stuck in a hollow log while trying to deliver it, Lovey is found tied up on a boulder...but the castaways immediately receive another note for Mary Ann. The Howells deliver the ransom to the mouth of an idol, following which Mary Ann is released and a note is found for Ginger. After her ransom is paid and she's released, the Professor sets a tiger trap to catch the kidnapper, using Gilligan as bait. But when the kidnapper makes his move, Gilligan panics and ends up hanging from the snare; however, Skipper catches the kidnapper (Don Rickles!) fleeing the scene.

The kidnapper, Norbett Wiley, says that he left civilization to try to get away from the temptations of greed, and while the castaways are initially skeptical, they're ecstatic to learn that he has a motorboat in need of minor repair. While the Professor works on the motor's propeller, Wiley butters up each of the other castaways with flattery, such that the Professor is persuaded to release him from the bamboo cage. (While the castaway established to have a psychology degree is busy, Ginger plays shrink based on a role in a movie. Also, when Mrs. Howell learns that Wiley once kidnapped one of her sorority sisters for a higher ransom, she wants Thurston to pay him more money.) The castaways throw Wiley a party to welcome him back to society, during which he lifts jewelry, a wallet, a watch, and Gilligan's pocket knife. Then he excuses himself after trying to give a speech, following which the castaways realize that they've been robbed, and promptly hear Wiley's boat motor starting. They rush to the lagoon to find him making his exit, having left one last note with a half-hearted excuse.

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Hogan's Heroes
"Will the Real Adolf Please Stand Up?"
Originally aired December 2, 1966
IMDb said:
With camp security raised, Hogan and his men are desperate to smuggle some top-secret plans of German fortifications to the Allies. The solution? Make liberal use of Carter's remarkable impersonation of Adolf Hitler.

The prisoners sneak out of the tunnel one by one in disguises as part of a scheme to nab defense plans of the channel coast. (Definitely pre-D-Day.) An operative named Christina (Bonnie Jones) stops Major Krantz (Forrest Compton) on the road by having car trouble, and while his driver works on her car, the major takes her to a nearby inn where the prisoners are each playing roles, including Hogan as a visiting German captain. Newkirk, posing as a waiter, slips the major's coat into a back room so Kinch can photograph the plans. (Good thing he didn't keep those in a case or something.)

But Burkhalter is concerned about the possibility of coordinated escape attempts at different stalags, causing Klink to crack down on security...which results in the courier who's supposed to be picking up the defense plan film being caught by guards in the woods outside the stalag. Hogan tries to maneuver Klink into leaving an area of the stalag unguarded by claiming to share his men's plans for an escape attempt out of concern for their safety, but Klink sees through his ruse and decides to call for reinforcements instead, causing Hogan to confess to Schultz that he thinks he's losing his touch.

When Carter tries to lighten the mood in the barracks by slipping into his Hitler impersonation, Hogan gets the idea of taking it all the way. Three prisoners (including William Christopher as Foster) don uniforms to play his staff, and the foursome drive into the stalag in Christina's car for a surprise inspection. Carter, while initially hesitant, ends up really getting into the part, so Hogan pops up to steer him into getting out with the film as planned. (If they could get out enough to drive back in, why couldn't they just get the film out in the first place?) As Carter's about to leave, Burkhalter drives in for an unexpected visit, so Carter goes into a loud rant about fat generals and Burkhalter exits before he's seen. Carter gets the film out, and in the coda is spending time in the COOLerrr for being caught attempting to escape.

DIS-miiiiisssed.

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Odd. I wonder if that's unique.
Happened again in the episode above...perhaps an eleventh-hour format tweak.

The Professor is a true patriot!
Hence his motivation to beat the Russians to the Moon...or something.

The Professor further deduces that the case has traveled through a time warp and if they don't get it back through, the Allies will lose WWI, and history will be changed!
History should have already changed, but perhaps the island is immune to the effects, and the castaways learn of the change via radio.

Speaking of time warps. Was the movie in production? Maybe there was early publicity material or something.
That's what I was wondering. The release of You Only Live Twice was still seven months away when this was aired; and Donald Pleasance as Blofeld was treated as a reveal in the film itself. There's no clear shot of a bald head in the theatrical trailer; though it might have been known that Pleasance, who was bald, would be playing him. Nevertheless, the now-iconic image of bald Blofeld as spoofed by Dr. Evil wouldn't have really had a chance to set in yet. I have to wonder if somebody else had already done it in the spy-fi genre.

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There must have been some seriously contrived shenanigans to get Klink, Schultz, Hogan, and LeBeau all in Paris. :rommie:
It's also pretty weird that they had to recruit agents from a German POW camp for a job in Paris. Where is everybody? :rommie:
I was under the impression that Hogan volunteered and was personally motivated.

Acting disappointingly meek and passive in captivity.

They should have had a cameo by a mysterious, unnamed character who looks and sounds like Humphrey Bogart, providing crucial aid at a key moment. :rommie:
Would've been a good opportunity for a Don Adams cameo...

Yeah, but I think there was always some reason, like Gilligan saving the girl's life or whatever.
Headhunting.

Hmm. It turns out that every character has their own Wiki page. Apparently Thurston is from Rhode Island and Lovey may be from New York, although that is not as clear-- it does confirm that she's an heiress, though (but does not mention Wentworth Industries).
Rhode Island and Delaware don't really exist, they're just map errors...and in the latter case, a toll road scam.
 
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(The island sure is starting to feel very much on the beaten path.)
Maybe it's in a widening gyre. Haha. Anyway....

but the castaways immediately receive another note for Mary Ann.
You'd think they would have taken some precautions.

Mary Ann is released and a note is found for Ginger.
Okay, this is really inexcusable. :rommie:

the kidnapper (Don Rickles!)
Master of Insult Humor! He would never make it in today's world. :rommie:

Wiley butters up each of the other castaways with flattery
Because Don Rickles has such a sincere demeanor. :rommie:

Also, when Mrs. Howell learns that Wiley once kidnapped one of her sorority sisters for a higher ransom, she wants Thurston to pay him more money.
:rommie:

and promptly hear Wiley's boat motor starting.
The clearing must be pretty close to the lagoon.

They rush to the lagoon to find him making his exit, having left one last note with a half-hearted excuse.
This ending left me feeling kind of sad, actually.

Good thing he didn't keep those in a case or something.
With handcuffs.

Klink sees through his ruse and decides to call for reinforcements instead, causing Hogan to confess to Schultz that he thinks he's losing his touch.
Aw, a brief moment of vulnerability.

(including William Christopher as Foster)
Or as the German soldier who adopted Foster's identity after killing him.

Carter, while initially hesitant, ends up really getting into the part, so Hogan pops up to steer him into getting out with the film as planned.
They should have tried a scheme where Carter goes to Berlin and replaces Hitler himself to end the war.

(If they could get out enough to drive back in, why couldn't they just get the film out in the first place?)
So many patrols. And dogs. Dogs everywhere. They only had 90 seconds to work with.

Carter goes into a loud rant about fat generals and Burkhalter exits before he's seen.
:rommie:

Happened again in the episode above...perhaps an eleventh-hour format tweak.
Interesting. I might remember that, because I have a memory of some, not all, of the episodes opening with the show's logo on the screen.

Hence his motivation to beat the Russians to the Moon...or something.
He could have done it much more cheaply with a bamboo rocket if he had been available. Actually, come to think of it, wasn't that the premise of the cartoon?

History should have already changed, but perhaps the island is immune to the effects, and the castaways learn of the change via radio.
That's true. I like that. It gives it a "City on the Edge of Forever" vibe.

I have to wonder if somebody else had already done it in the spy-fi genre.
I tried to think of other bald villains and all I could come up with was Lex Luthor. Maybe Sherwood Schwartz had friends in high places.

He's so cool. :rommie:

I was under the impression that Hogan volunteered and was personally motivated.
Ah, okay.

Acting disappointingly meek and passive in captivity.
So much for being a T'Iger.

Headhunting.
But of course!

Rhode Island and Delaware don't really exist, they're just map errors...and in the latter case, a toll road scam.
Strange that Thurston owns Denver but not Rhode Island. He could have picked up that little neighborhood with pocket change. :rommie:
 
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Gilligan's Island
"And Then There Were None"
Originally aired December 5, 1966
IMDb said:
The castaways start disappearing one by one, and when the remaining castaways discover that headhunters have not taken them, Gilligan begins to think he's a "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde" and has killed them all.
Interesting. I might remember that, because I have a memory of some, not all, of the episodes opening with the show's logo on the screen.
And that starts here...it's like 12 O'Clock High.

Gilligan's helping Mary Ann put up a laundry line when she suddenly disappears, having dropped her laundry basket. The Professor theorizes that she was abducted by headhunters from a nearby island...because they don't need a reason to hunt heads. The castaways split into teams to search the jungle. While Gilligan and the Skipper aren't looking, Ginger disappears from their party with a cry of distress. Seeing a pattern, the Professor has Gilligan dress as Mrs. Howell and loiter around the jungle as bait, while he and the Skipper watch from concealment. But while they're doing this, Mrs. Howell disappears from her nearby hiding place. Seeing no canoe or sign of passage in the lagoon, the Professor discards his original theory and jumps to the idea that one of the male castaways may be a Jekyll/Hyde.

As the only one who was nearby for all of the disappearances, Gilligan frets that he may be the fiend among them. Meanwhile, the Professor has come up with a more reasonable connection, that all of the disappearances happened around the same spot. While examining the area, he and Mr. Howell fall through a camouflaged trap door. When Gilligan and the Skipper go looking for them, Skipper falls through the door, to find the other castaways in what the Professor has identified as an old Japanese munitions pit from the war. When Gilligan hears them calling out for him, he assumes that the castaways are haunting him and runs into a tree, knocking himself out.

Gilligan dreams that he's the beloved Dr. Gilligan, on trial in England on suspicion that he's also Mr. Hyde. Skipper is the bailiff, and Mr. Howell the judge. Mary Ann supports Gilligan as an Eliza Doolittle-style character, and Mrs. Howell drops in via umbrella as Gilligan's defence barrister, Mary Poppins. The prosecuting barrister (the Professor) calls forth Ginger in the role of a "lady in red" as a witness who demonstrates how Gilligan changes into Mr. Hyde when foods are listed. When Gilligan's transformation is complete and a struggle ensues, Gilligan wakes up and, hearing the voices again, stumbles through the trap door while holding onto the laundry line, providing the castaways' means of salvation.

In the coda, Gilligan pranks the girls by popping up in a rubber fright mask while they're talking about food.

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Hogan's Heroes
"Don't Forget to Write"
Originally aired December 9, 1966
Frndly said:
Hogan tries to keep Klink from being sent to the front.

The prisoners listen in as Klink receives a visit from Luftwaffe personnel officer Colonel Bessler (Sandy Kenyon) and, in selling himself up as combat material, backs himself into being recruited for the Russian front. Hogan offers his help in getting Klink to fail the required physical, having him fast, sleep outside in the cold, and, for the last 48 hours, having the other prisoners and Schultz keep him awake. the Luftwaffe doctor (George Tyne) finds him to be in terrible condition, but doesn't consider that to be a disqualification for the assignment.

At a ceremony attended by Burkhalter, Klink formally turns over command of the stalag to Captain Fritz Gruber (Dick Wilson), an extremely strict disciplinarian. Hogan's solution: let Newkirk, LeBeau, and Carter be found to have escaped, putting Gruber on the hot seat while the still-present Klink watches with glee. Hogan tips off Klink to where the escapees are hiding, then sells Klink up to Burkhalter as the one man who knows how to find them, such that the general offers to tear up Klink's transfer if he brings them back.

In the coda, the escapees are rounded up from their hiding places by Klink and Schultz, and Hogan gets them out of time in the cooler.

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RJDiogenes said:
This ending left me feeling kind of sad, actually.
How so?

Or as the German soldier who adopted Foster's identity after killing him.
So Mulcahy is also a serial impostor...takes one to know one!

He could have done it much more cheaply with a bamboo rocket if he had been available. Actually, come to think of it, wasn't that the premise of the cartoon?
I think you're digging up retro that was meant to stay buried... :eek:

I tried to think of other bald villains and all I could come up with was Lex Luthor. Maybe Sherwood Schwartz had friends in high places.
The Ultra-Humanite and Dr. Sivana were bald mad scientist super villains before Luthor. Egghead had also appeared on Batman by the time the GI episode aired, but only a month earlier. I think GI might have lucked into anticipating Blofeld's appearance because they wanted to get more use out of one of those bald wigs from a few episodes prior.

Strange that Thurston owns Denver but not Rhode Island. He could have picked up that little neighborhood with pocket change. :rommie:
Maybe it's Howell's toll road. Maybe they're all Howell's toll roads.

Come to think of it, wouldn't it have been more appropriate if he'd given that real estate in Denver to Gilligan...?
 
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