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50th Anniversary Viewing (Part 2)
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The Odd Couple
"The Ides of April"
Originally aired January 19, 1973
This is even more ahead of schedule than it appears, because it's twelve days after the titular occasion when Oscar asks Felix to belatedly mail his taxes, and Felix gets a telegram from the IRS about a discrepancy in his own returns. Already sinus-suffering from the seasonal, flower-bringing weather, Felix frets all night over it. When Oscar finds him deeply asleep with an empty pill bottle the next morning, he summons Dr. Melnitz, who's exasperated to learn that Felix only took one pill, but recently.
Felix reports to Lee Ferrett (Vivian Bonnell) at the IRS office, launching into a rant about how fastidious he is with his taxes, which includes contrasting himself to Oscar, only to learn that he merely neglected to sign his check...and that Ferrett had him summoned with such urgency because everyone in the office wanted to meet their model taxpayer (who even has his returns bound). But Ferrett takes an interest in what Felix said about Oscar, which Felix tries to backpedal on.
Felix fixes Oscar a special dinner as part of an effort to butter him up, and has Murray over when he breaks the news...which he and Murray do after working themselves into hysterical laughter. Oscar has his aspiring accountant (Joshua Shelley) make a house call, but the accountant quits because he finds Oscar's unorthodox manner of keeping records (which includes writing receipts on objects in his room) impossible. Oscar is left with no choice but to enlist Felix's help. While Felix is trying to make sense of Oscar's records, Oscar goes to Ferrett to throw himself at her mercy. She notes that the office all wanted to see him as well, because of his legendarily bad returns, saying that winos have done better on bricks. It looks like Oscar is going to owe jail-time big when Felix swoops in to save the day, having found that Oscar never deducted eight years of alimony.
Didn't one of the recent episodes claim that Oscar had only divorced Blanche three years prior? The writers must have kept their continuity notes on the junk in Oscar's bedroom.
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Mission: Impossible
"The Question"
Originally aired January 19, 1973
More pining for the old days, eh? Nicholas Varsi (Lockwood) makes an airport locker rendezvous with a contact (John Baer) for his next assignment when the pair are busted by Ben Nelson (Jason Evers) of the FIS. Varsi instantly switches gears into defection mode, putting valuable information he's privy to on the table.
This appears to be another leftover from Lynda's pregnancy...Casey is referenced as having helped set up the operation from Europe. Varsi's being held in an abandoned hotel that's set up as a temporary low-profile interrogation center, where he negotiates terms with a skeptical Nelson. Barney tosses an explosive in a window so that Officers Phelps and Armitage can investigate, police patrols having been assigned to the location. In Varsi's room, Phelps does the Paris Neck Pinch again...on Gary Mitchell, no less! Then they put him in a uniform and Willy mask so he can be smuggled out as a wounded Officer Willy under cover of a staged escape attempt. Fake Officer Willy is taken out in an ambulance crewed by Barney and Andrea (Ashley), but Nelson quickly realizes he's been had and orders one of his agents, Coleman (Richard Van Vleet), to pursue the ambulance, but the IMF has an alley rigged with a makeshift oil drum roadblock.
Varsi wakes up in a warehouse in the custody of the IMFers, who are posing as KGNers. Jim, doing a very light bad accent, tries to get Varsi to reveal details of his assignment to prove that he's not actually defecting. Andrea poses as an FIS agent who was captured from the FIS facility and is being brutally interrogated by Willy. She and Varsi bond romantically while being listened in on via bug, but Barney's remote lie detector turns up inconclusive results. Jim then demands that Varsi prove his loyalty by shooting Andrea.
Varsi pulls the trigger, but the gun is empty. (He says it's a blank, but it doesn't fire.) Jim sets him loose with a suit, money, ID, and car, and lets him take Andrea as a potential hostage. The IMFers, figuring that what Varsi actually does with Andrea will tell whether he's still loyal to the KGN or defecting, tail the car via tracking device. Varsi stops somewhere to grab a bug detector and finds that the car is clean, but there's a device in his collar. When they're underway again, Andrea activates a device in her hair clip, but at a gas stop, a rando attendant (Paul Ryan) plays with the detector and it discovers Andrea's tracker. Varsi now figures that the IMFers might be FISers rather than KGNers.
While the IMFers patrol the area hoping for a signal of opportunity from Andrea, Varsi takes her to his assignment digs across from what appears to be a courthouse and preps his sniper rifle. Bound and gagged in a bedroom, Andrea wiggles to a phone, dials the IMFvan, and taps the address on the mouthpiece in Morse code. Then Varsi receives an expected visitor--Nelson, who reveals that he's Colonel Kemmer, Varsi's KGN runner whom he's never met. Varsi has a revelation of his own--his actual plan is to take Kemmer prisoner and turn him over to the FIS. But it turns out that his rifle was tampered with by Kemmer, who in turn puts a silenced round in Varsi's side. Kemmer intends to carry out the assassination of the arriving target, have a dead Varsi take the blame, and claim credit for foiling the attempt as Nelson. But a distraction from Andrea foils his opportunity to shoot, and Jim, who's climbed up the building like Spidey with the help of some good gaps between large stones, jumps in the window to take down Kemmer with assistance from Willy coming in the door.
As Varsi is taken away in an ambulance, Andrea acknowledges that he was sincere; but when he asks about who she really is, she responds that they'll have to leave that a titular interrogative.
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Love, American Style
"Love and the Missing Mister / Love and the Old Lover / Love and the Twanger Tutor"
Originally aired January 19, 1973
In "Love and the Twanger Tutor," singer, songwriter, and successful businessman Jesse Clemens (Roy Clark) loses the girl he's trying to impress, Lou Ellen (Carolyn Groves), over his illiteracy and crude mannerisms. She's a publisher's daughter, and tells him to come back when she can read some of her father's books. Jesse has a tutor hired, sophisticated and attractive Virginia Dickinson (Jessica Walter), who doesn't want to take the job because she was under the impression that her student would be a child, but Clemens guilts her into it. Soon Jesse is learning his letters, though he mispronounces words that he reads and misspells ones that he hears. After a month, he's flawlessly reading a book. Virginia is impressed, and Jesse is clearly smitten with her. He shares his feelings for her with his assistant, Sy (Larry D. Mann), as well as his intention to tell her.
Virginia goes to Jesse's place to find the place full of flowers, a giant Valentine covering the window, and a song for her (still in his characteristically crude style) left in a cassette player; to top things off, roses drop on her when she leaves. She rejects the notion of a relationship with Jesse, going to Sy about it, who advises that she'll have to turn Jesse down firmly if she expects him to get the message. When Jesse comes in, she tries to overwhelm him with high-culture dating choices, but he's up for it all. Her next attempt involves throwing a swank party at his place with her sophisticated friends. They act downright rude and cruel toward Jesse, but he takes it very graciously. It's an outraged Virginia who ends up throwing them all out, following which she returns Jesse's affection.
Jesse is said to be 31, which is nearly a decade younger than Clark was at the time.
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All in the Family
"Oh Say Can You See"
Originally aired January 20, 1973
Edith's trying to convince Archie that he needs to get reading glasses, which makes him very touchy about the subject of age, causing him to walk out during dinner and go to Kelcy's. There he runs into Bill Mulheron (Larry Storch), an old friend whom he hasn't seen in nearly thirty years, though Archie doesn't think it's him because he looks, in Kelsey's estimation, ten to fifteen years younger than he should. (In actuality, Storch was over a year older than O'Connor. And note that Bob Hastings's character is now being billed as Kelsey, though the bar's window signage still reads "Kelcy's".)
Archie doesn't act like himself afterward, becoming preoccupied about things like balding and making an effort to exercise. When he makes a return visit to Kelcy's he learns that Bill's philosophy about staying young by thinking young includes cheating on his wife of 22 years by seeing a younger woman. Ironically, Bill references the longevity of Picasso, who's about to die in a few months. Archie tries to impress Bill by claiming that he fools around, too, and when the young woman Bill's seeing, Tina (Arlene Golonka), arrives, Bill leaves Archie at the table with her. Archie's enjoying her flattery and flirtatiousness when it comes out that she's only seeing Bill because he's paying. Archie chastises Tina for her profession, then rubs the matter in with Bill, with a denouement in which Archie learns that Bill uses reading glasses, and his eyesight is worse than Archie's.
In the coda, Archie's wearing reading glasses, but is otherwise back to his old self, blowing raspberries at Cronkite.
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The Mary Tyler Moore Show
"The Georgette Story"
Originally aired January 20, 1973
When Georgette drops by the station to see Ted, Lou is in a good mood because WJM now has the second-worst-rated news program in Minneapolis, so he makes small talk with her, learning that she's now selling Golden Girl cosmetics. Ted, by contrast, seems self-conscious about her presence and brushes her off on his way out of the newsroom. Mary and Rhoda discuss their prospects for hooking Georgette up with somebody else, and Mary learns that Rhoda went out with Ted once but didn't tell her. Georgette drops by, and when Mary and Rhoda learn that she's doing Ted's laundry, they refer her to their best prospect. Ted's reaction is later evident in his on-air demeanor...
Ted holds an impromptu meeting in the newsroom to accuse Mary of being a back stabber. Lou takes Mary in his office to inform her that for once he's with Ted, as what she do affects his work. Feeling that it shouldn't, Mary very hesitantly walks out of Lou's office.
Lou subsequently avoids facing Mary, then offers an apology without finishing any sentences. Mary defiantly makes a point of setting Georgette up on the phone with another guy in front of Ted. But after a double date, Mary realizes that Georgette's the problem, as she's enabling the worst behavior in the men she sees. Mary and Rhoda sit her down for a talk about self-respect, encouraging her to list her own best qualities.
Georgette dates Ted again with Mary's encouragement, but when the couple are alone, Georgette stands up for herself and announces that she thinks they shouldn't see each other anymore. This brings Ted to groveling mode, and she sets down rules about Ted's behavior toward her, following which they express their love for one another. In a newsroom coda, Ted initially seems enthusiastic about how Georgette's now like a completely different woman, but tells Mary that he'll never forgive her.
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The Bob Newhart Show
"The Man with the Golden Wrist"
Originally aired January 20, 1973
On the morning of what we later learn is Bob's 40th birthday (a few years younger than Newhart), Emily gives him her present, an engraved Swiss watch, in bed. At the office, Bob tries to prevent Carol and Jerry from making a fuss over his birthday, though it seems that neither of them knew. When Bob shows Jerry the watch, Jerry indicates that it's much more expensive than Bob thinks, and puts him on the phone with a jeweler, who informs Bob that it would have cost about $1,250. When Bob returns home, Emily learns that he's now keeping the watch wrapped in a handkerchief in his jacket pocket, and a discussion about its cost ensues, with Emily confessing that she spent $1,300.
After Bob makes clear that Emily's income as a substitute teacher (as they're now specifying again) doesn't realistically cover such an extravagant purchase, he explains that he could get a watch for $20 that would do the same thing.
Nevertheless, Bob learns that Emily has made plans at an expensive restaurant...for what was supposed to be a surprise party. Bob attempts not too successfully to act happy and surprised in the banquet room, with guests that include Howard, Jerry, Carol, Bernie Tupperman, Aunt May (Joan Tompkins), and Doc Ock. Bob's lack of enthusiasm opening gag gifts causes Emily to mention to Carol, who's sitting next to her, that she and Bob had a fight over the cost of the watch, which gets around the table from one person to the next in what turns out to be a game of Post Office...
When the Hartleys get home, the tension between them is stronger than ever.
As they attempt to patch things up, Bob explains how, when he was a kid, he used to measure the value of things in numbers of ice cream cones...
Emily offers to take Bob to exchange the watch (though earlier in the same scene he'd made the point that he couldn't return it because of the engraved message on the back). As the Hartleys are about to go to bed, Howard shows up to bring Bob a gift that he'd left behind...
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50th Anniversary Viewing (Part 2)
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The Odd Couple
"The Ides of April"
Originally aired January 19, 1973
Wiki said:Summoned to the IRS to sign his tax return, Felix convinces them to audit Oscar.
This is even more ahead of schedule than it appears, because it's twelve days after the titular occasion when Oscar asks Felix to belatedly mail his taxes, and Felix gets a telegram from the IRS about a discrepancy in his own returns. Already sinus-suffering from the seasonal, flower-bringing weather, Felix frets all night over it. When Oscar finds him deeply asleep with an empty pill bottle the next morning, he summons Dr. Melnitz, who's exasperated to learn that Felix only took one pill, but recently.
Felix reports to Lee Ferrett (Vivian Bonnell) at the IRS office, launching into a rant about how fastidious he is with his taxes, which includes contrasting himself to Oscar, only to learn that he merely neglected to sign his check...and that Ferrett had him summoned with such urgency because everyone in the office wanted to meet their model taxpayer (who even has his returns bound). But Ferrett takes an interest in what Felix said about Oscar, which Felix tries to backpedal on.
Felix fixes Oscar a special dinner as part of an effort to butter him up, and has Murray over when he breaks the news...which he and Murray do after working themselves into hysterical laughter. Oscar has his aspiring accountant (Joshua Shelley) make a house call, but the accountant quits because he finds Oscar's unorthodox manner of keeping records (which includes writing receipts on objects in his room) impossible. Oscar is left with no choice but to enlist Felix's help. While Felix is trying to make sense of Oscar's records, Oscar goes to Ferrett to throw himself at her mercy. She notes that the office all wanted to see him as well, because of his legendarily bad returns, saying that winos have done better on bricks. It looks like Oscar is going to owe jail-time big when Felix swoops in to save the day, having found that Oscar never deducted eight years of alimony.
Didn't one of the recent episodes claim that Oscar had only divorced Blanche three years prior? The writers must have kept their continuity notes on the junk in Oscar's bedroom.
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Mission: Impossible
"The Question"
Originally aired January 19, 1973
Wiki said:A top KGN assassin (Gary Lockwood) claims to be defecting, and the IMF team (which includes Elizabeth Ashley) must kidnap him from the headquarters of an untrustworthy Federal Intelligence Service (FIS) in order to determine whether he's a genuine defector (or "defecting" for the purpose of feeding false intelligence).
More pining for the old days, eh? Nicholas Varsi (Lockwood) makes an airport locker rendezvous with a contact (John Baer) for his next assignment when the pair are busted by Ben Nelson (Jason Evers) of the FIS. Varsi instantly switches gears into defection mode, putting valuable information he's privy to on the table.
The reel-to-reel tape in an antenna repairman's box on the roof of a high-rise said:Good morning, Mr. Phelps. Nicholas Varsi, a top-grade assassin, was captured eight days ago. He claims to be a defector, but he's refused to reveal his mission to the Federal Intelligence Service, unless he is guaranteed safe asylum. But we cannot prove that he is a defector, that he's not here to feed us false intelligence. Unfortunately, we cannot trust the FIS in this affair. There's a strong possibility that they have been infiltrated by a deep agent. Your mission, should you agree to undertake it, will be to determine if Varsi is a genuine defector. You will have to kidnap Varsi from the FIS without their cooperation and get the truth out of him. This tape will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck, Jim.
This appears to be another leftover from Lynda's pregnancy...Casey is referenced as having helped set up the operation from Europe. Varsi's being held in an abandoned hotel that's set up as a temporary low-profile interrogation center, where he negotiates terms with a skeptical Nelson. Barney tosses an explosive in a window so that Officers Phelps and Armitage can investigate, police patrols having been assigned to the location. In Varsi's room, Phelps does the Paris Neck Pinch again...on Gary Mitchell, no less! Then they put him in a uniform and Willy mask so he can be smuggled out as a wounded Officer Willy under cover of a staged escape attempt. Fake Officer Willy is taken out in an ambulance crewed by Barney and Andrea (Ashley), but Nelson quickly realizes he's been had and orders one of his agents, Coleman (Richard Van Vleet), to pursue the ambulance, but the IMF has an alley rigged with a makeshift oil drum roadblock.
Varsi wakes up in a warehouse in the custody of the IMFers, who are posing as KGNers. Jim, doing a very light bad accent, tries to get Varsi to reveal details of his assignment to prove that he's not actually defecting. Andrea poses as an FIS agent who was captured from the FIS facility and is being brutally interrogated by Willy. She and Varsi bond romantically while being listened in on via bug, but Barney's remote lie detector turns up inconclusive results. Jim then demands that Varsi prove his loyalty by shooting Andrea.
Varsi pulls the trigger, but the gun is empty. (He says it's a blank, but it doesn't fire.) Jim sets him loose with a suit, money, ID, and car, and lets him take Andrea as a potential hostage. The IMFers, figuring that what Varsi actually does with Andrea will tell whether he's still loyal to the KGN or defecting, tail the car via tracking device. Varsi stops somewhere to grab a bug detector and finds that the car is clean, but there's a device in his collar. When they're underway again, Andrea activates a device in her hair clip, but at a gas stop, a rando attendant (Paul Ryan) plays with the detector and it discovers Andrea's tracker. Varsi now figures that the IMFers might be FISers rather than KGNers.
While the IMFers patrol the area hoping for a signal of opportunity from Andrea, Varsi takes her to his assignment digs across from what appears to be a courthouse and preps his sniper rifle. Bound and gagged in a bedroom, Andrea wiggles to a phone, dials the IMFvan, and taps the address on the mouthpiece in Morse code. Then Varsi receives an expected visitor--Nelson, who reveals that he's Colonel Kemmer, Varsi's KGN runner whom he's never met. Varsi has a revelation of his own--his actual plan is to take Kemmer prisoner and turn him over to the FIS. But it turns out that his rifle was tampered with by Kemmer, who in turn puts a silenced round in Varsi's side. Kemmer intends to carry out the assassination of the arriving target, have a dead Varsi take the blame, and claim credit for foiling the attempt as Nelson. But a distraction from Andrea foils his opportunity to shoot, and Jim, who's climbed up the building like Spidey with the help of some good gaps between large stones, jumps in the window to take down Kemmer with assistance from Willy coming in the door.
As Varsi is taken away in an ambulance, Andrea acknowledges that he was sincere; but when he asks about who she really is, she responds that they'll have to leave that a titular interrogative.
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Love, American Style
"Love and the Missing Mister / Love and the Old Lover / Love and the Twanger Tutor"
Originally aired January 19, 1973
In "Love and the Twanger Tutor," singer, songwriter, and successful businessman Jesse Clemens (Roy Clark) loses the girl he's trying to impress, Lou Ellen (Carolyn Groves), over his illiteracy and crude mannerisms. She's a publisher's daughter, and tells him to come back when she can read some of her father's books. Jesse has a tutor hired, sophisticated and attractive Virginia Dickinson (Jessica Walter), who doesn't want to take the job because she was under the impression that her student would be a child, but Clemens guilts her into it. Soon Jesse is learning his letters, though he mispronounces words that he reads and misspells ones that he hears. After a month, he's flawlessly reading a book. Virginia is impressed, and Jesse is clearly smitten with her. He shares his feelings for her with his assistant, Sy (Larry D. Mann), as well as his intention to tell her.
Virginia goes to Jesse's place to find the place full of flowers, a giant Valentine covering the window, and a song for her (still in his characteristically crude style) left in a cassette player; to top things off, roses drop on her when she leaves. She rejects the notion of a relationship with Jesse, going to Sy about it, who advises that she'll have to turn Jesse down firmly if she expects him to get the message. When Jesse comes in, she tries to overwhelm him with high-culture dating choices, but he's up for it all. Her next attempt involves throwing a swank party at his place with her sophisticated friends. They act downright rude and cruel toward Jesse, but he takes it very graciously. It's an outraged Virginia who ends up throwing them all out, following which she returns Jesse's affection.
Jesse is said to be 31, which is nearly a decade younger than Clark was at the time.
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All in the Family
"Oh Say Can You See"
Originally aired January 20, 1973
Wiki said:Archie starts worrying about his age when he sees an old high school friend who looks 15 years younger.
Edith's trying to convince Archie that he needs to get reading glasses, which makes him very touchy about the subject of age, causing him to walk out during dinner and go to Kelcy's. There he runs into Bill Mulheron (Larry Storch), an old friend whom he hasn't seen in nearly thirty years, though Archie doesn't think it's him because he looks, in Kelsey's estimation, ten to fifteen years younger than he should. (In actuality, Storch was over a year older than O'Connor. And note that Bob Hastings's character is now being billed as Kelsey, though the bar's window signage still reads "Kelcy's".)
Archie doesn't act like himself afterward, becoming preoccupied about things like balding and making an effort to exercise. When he makes a return visit to Kelcy's he learns that Bill's philosophy about staying young by thinking young includes cheating on his wife of 22 years by seeing a younger woman. Ironically, Bill references the longevity of Picasso, who's about to die in a few months. Archie tries to impress Bill by claiming that he fools around, too, and when the young woman Bill's seeing, Tina (Arlene Golonka), arrives, Bill leaves Archie at the table with her. Archie's enjoying her flattery and flirtatiousness when it comes out that she's only seeing Bill because he's paying. Archie chastises Tina for her profession, then rubs the matter in with Bill, with a denouement in which Archie learns that Bill uses reading glasses, and his eyesight is worse than Archie's.
In the coda, Archie's wearing reading glasses, but is otherwise back to his old self, blowing raspberries at Cronkite.
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The Mary Tyler Moore Show
"The Georgette Story"
Originally aired January 20, 1973
Wiki said:Mary and Rhoda decide it is time they have a heart-to-heart talk with Georgette, since it appears Ted is taking his new girlfriend way too much for granted.
When Georgette drops by the station to see Ted, Lou is in a good mood because WJM now has the second-worst-rated news program in Minneapolis, so he makes small talk with her, learning that she's now selling Golden Girl cosmetics. Ted, by contrast, seems self-conscious about her presence and brushes her off on his way out of the newsroom. Mary and Rhoda discuss their prospects for hooking Georgette up with somebody else, and Mary learns that Rhoda went out with Ted once but didn't tell her. Georgette drops by, and when Mary and Rhoda learn that she's doing Ted's laundry, they refer her to their best prospect. Ted's reaction is later evident in his on-air demeanor...
Murray: I haven't seen Ted so angry since they canceled My Mother the Car.
Ted holds an impromptu meeting in the newsroom to accuse Mary of being a back stabber. Lou takes Mary in his office to inform her that for once he's with Ted, as what she do affects his work. Feeling that it shouldn't, Mary very hesitantly walks out of Lou's office.
Lou subsequently avoids facing Mary, then offers an apology without finishing any sentences. Mary defiantly makes a point of setting Georgette up on the phone with another guy in front of Ted. But after a double date, Mary realizes that Georgette's the problem, as she's enabling the worst behavior in the men she sees. Mary and Rhoda sit her down for a talk about self-respect, encouraging her to list her own best qualities.
Georgette: And I like to think I'm a nice person.
Mary: Just "nice"?
Georgette: Very nice. Damn nice.
Mary: Just "nice"?
Georgette: Very nice. Damn nice.
Georgette dates Ted again with Mary's encouragement, but when the couple are alone, Georgette stands up for herself and announces that she thinks they shouldn't see each other anymore. This brings Ted to groveling mode, and she sets down rules about Ted's behavior toward her, following which they express their love for one another. In a newsroom coda, Ted initially seems enthusiastic about how Georgette's now like a completely different woman, but tells Mary that he'll never forgive her.
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The Bob Newhart Show
"The Man with the Golden Wrist"
Originally aired January 20, 1973
Wiki said:Bob is too nervous to wear the expensive watch that Emily bought him.
On the morning of what we later learn is Bob's 40th birthday (a few years younger than Newhart), Emily gives him her present, an engraved Swiss watch, in bed. At the office, Bob tries to prevent Carol and Jerry from making a fuss over his birthday, though it seems that neither of them knew. When Bob shows Jerry the watch, Jerry indicates that it's much more expensive than Bob thinks, and puts him on the phone with a jeweler, who informs Bob that it would have cost about $1,250. When Bob returns home, Emily learns that he's now keeping the watch wrapped in a handkerchief in his jacket pocket, and a discussion about its cost ensues, with Emily confessing that she spent $1,300.
Bob: Emily, I could have gotten it for twelve-fifty!
After Bob makes clear that Emily's income as a substitute teacher (as they're now specifying again) doesn't realistically cover such an extravagant purchase, he explains that he could get a watch for $20 that would do the same thing.
Emily: You know, Bob, I never realized it before...you're cheap.
Nevertheless, Bob learns that Emily has made plans at an expensive restaurant...for what was supposed to be a surprise party. Bob attempts not too successfully to act happy and surprised in the banquet room, with guests that include Howard, Jerry, Carol, Bernie Tupperman, Aunt May (Joan Tompkins), and Doc Ock. Bob's lack of enthusiasm opening gag gifts causes Emily to mention to Carol, who's sitting next to her, that she and Bob had a fight over the cost of the watch, which gets around the table from one person to the next in what turns out to be a game of Post Office...
Howard (sitting next to Bob): You and Emily are getting a divorce because she spent $100,000 on a watch!?!
When the Hartleys get home, the tension between them is stronger than ever.
Bob: I'm going to bed...unless you have another surprise for me.
Emily: I did have, but you're sure not gonna get it now.
Emily: I did have, but you're sure not gonna get it now.
As they attempt to patch things up, Bob explains how, when he was a kid, he used to measure the value of things in numbers of ice cream cones...
Bob: And when I found out how much this watch cost, I felt like I had been run over by a Good Humor truck!
Emily offers to take Bob to exchange the watch (though earlier in the same scene he'd made the point that he couldn't return it because of the engraved message on the back). As the Hartleys are about to go to bed, Howard shows up to bring Bob a gift that he'd left behind...
Howard: You left your pajamas at the party...I thought you might need 'em tonight.
Bob: I don't think I will, Howard.
Bob: I don't think I will, Howard.
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That was when Cap faked his death as a way of backpedaling on having revealed his secret identity.I found the scary Cap splash page:
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