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50th Anniversary Viewing (Part 2)
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Love, American Style
"Love and the Happy Medium / Love and the Jinx / Love and the Little Black Book / Love and the Old Swingers"
Originally aired October 27, 1972
"Love and the Happy Medium" involves Charlie Mancini (John Astin), a man who's planning to do away with himself, consulting a medium, Mr. Zambini (Gino Conforti), about arranging a relationship for him in the afterlife. Zambini gets things going, summoning a visual apparition of Joan of Arc, followed by a more down-to-earth woman named Miranda (Jane Merrow) who died in 1823. The latter sets off a spark with Charlie, but after he leaves, both women are revealed to have been Zambini's daughter, Jeannie. In a follow-up session, Charlie questions Miranda about the afterlife and her own history. Jeannie balks at conning Charlie while he's planning to kill himself, and she has to make up a story as Miranda about why she won't be available after all because she has to take the place of a plane accident victim who died before her time.
Charlie: But without you, death means nothing to me.
Jeannie then shows up at the door as herself, but with a neck brace, pretending to have been the accident victim. Assuming this is the mortal reincarnation of the spirit he fell for, Charlie asks her out and expresses an interest in living. Zambini and his wife, Mildred (Naomi Stevens), are happy for their daughter, and plan to recruit Charlie as a male spirit performer in their con game.
"Love and the Jinx" opens with Nancy Ellis (Zohra Lampert) barricading herself in her apartment to elude a man who's been following her. The man, Ernie Blair (Ken Berry), tells her that they got their packages switched on a bus, which she confirms, following which she lets him in. She tells him how she has a reputation for being a jinx, and a number of minor mishaps ensue, largely owing to how she's in the middle of fixing the place up. He tries to convince her that it's all in her mind, says that he feels lucky for having met her, and offers to help her finish her project, which results in him taking a fall out her window while trying to put up curtains. She has him back for a dinner, having taken extra precautions to avoid mishaps. He's now a bit more wary about her, but ends up spilling his plate all over her, which she considers to be indication that she's no longer a jinx, because he caused something to happen to her, though he's afraid that her jinxhood has rubbed off on him.
In "Love and the Little Black Book," Lester (Bob Hastings) and his bubbly fiancée, Rosie (Carol Wayne), toast Harvey and Mildred (Dick Clair and Jenna McMahon, credited together) on the occasion of their six-month "anniversary". Harvey accidentally drops his little black book from before he was married, and gets Lester to pretend that it's his. Rosie insists on reading from it, finding it full of names of women with stars ranking them--including hers, which gets Lester's attention. Then she finds Mildred's name in it, with four stars to her three and an exclamation point, and Harvey confesses that the book is his. Mildred accepts his explanation that she's the only one in the book with four stars, indicating that she was the one he wanted to marry, but insists that he burn the book immediately. Afterward, Harvey confides to Lester that the book was only the first volume, covering A through L.
"Love and the Old Swingers" has Morris Green (Lou Jacobi) welcoming Ida Beckman (I almost didn't recognize Irene Ryan, except for her distinctive voice) to his pad after meeting her at the Green Banana singles bar. He's sporting an attempt at a hip outfit, and makes a point of dropping words like "heavy" and "groovy". When he offers her a drink, she asks for a "Harvey Wallslammer," which he has to look up. She's clearly tense, and he tries to loosen her up by offering her something to smoke...actual cigarettes...then pulls the bed out from his sofa and digs in his closet for a sheer nightgown that he bought for such an occasion. He's clearly putting on a show of being more of a practiced swinger than he is, and she awkwardly attempts to go along with his "live for today" morality. But she finds a flannel robe to wear instead, and they end up putting on the TV and talking about their adult children's careers. Morris then admits that he hasn't done this sort of thing before, and chastises himself for how he's been treating Ida. They then settle in to enjoy the evening together in a more respectable manner.
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All in the Family
"The Bunkers and the Swingers"
Originally aired October 28, 1972
Wiki said:
Edith unwittingly answers an ad placed by a couple interested in wife-swapping (Vincent Gardenia and Rue McClanahan), and their visit to the Bunkers leads to confusion.
Gloria learns that Edith's planning to have a couple over they've never met after answering an ad in the "Swap" section of a magazine she found in the subway. It turns out to be a magazine for swingers, and Gloria and Mike both get the context of the ad immediately, though they have trouble getting it across to Edith. The kids are in a hurry to get to a ballet, so Mike tries to send a telegram to the couple telling them not to come; but due to Edith's misreading of "tomorrow" in a letter written the day before, Curtis and Ruth Rempley show up unexpectedly that night, acting very enthusiastic about the occasion.
Archie comes down from the bathroom (following his signature flush) knowing nothing about the visit, as the kids made an effort to keep the matter from him after he came home. Archie initially wants them out, but is impressed with expensive cigars that they brought as a gift. Neither Bunker knows what's really going on, and the Rempleys don't know that they don't know, so the Bunkers go along as they swap seats to mix the couples, then swap partners during dancing. Mrs. Jefferson drops by to borrow a casserole dish, asks Edith in the kitchen about the strangely behaving guests, sees the magazine ad, and her reaction is priceless. She manages to get through to Edith what it's all about, and before Edith can tell Archie, he figures it out for himself when Curtis shows him a pornographic slide of Ruth. As they're being ushered out, the Rempleys realize that there's been a misunderstanding, and Ruth explains how swinging saved their marriage. Archie tells Edith not to read any more magazines.
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The Mary Tyler Moore Show
"Just Around the Corner"
Originally aired October 28, 1972
Wiki said:
When Mary's parents move into a new house just around the corner from her apartment and then start planning her social schedule, Mary turns to Rhoda for advice.
Mary's father is--get this--Dr. Walter Reed Richards! She reads in the paper that he's retiring, calls home, and learns that her parents are moving to Minneapolis. Rhoda naturally advises that she send them back. Walter and Dottie arrive (Bill Quinn and Nanette Fabray), and we learn that Mary's rent is $135. Mary starts looking for an apartment for them--in St. Paul--but Walter drops by WJM to inform her that they've found a place in the titular locale.
Dottie starts hovering around her daughter's place, being let in by Rhoda when Mary's out. In a noteworthy moment, Mary comes home from a date the next morning, and gets a hang-up call that she assumes is her mother checking up on her. (It's fall in Mary's backdrop again...you'd think the major blizzard would have taken care of that.) Dottie's there to make dinner when Mary comes home from work late with pizza, and Mary feels stifled. They have a tearful discussion about the matter, but it turns out that Dottie didn't make the call, Walter did. Mary's attitude softens and she asks the folks to stay for dinner...but refuses to discuss why she was out all night, which they declare they'll have to get used to.
I do believe this is the first time they've implied that Mary is...active.
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The Bob Newhart Show
"Come Live with Me"
Originally aired October 28, 1972
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Carol considers co-habitating with her boyfriend.
Carol takes two hours for lunch, leaving a patient of Bob's who suffers from an inferiority complex, Emil Peterson (John Fiedler, establishing another recurring character), staring at a wall while waiting for his appointment. When she returns, Carol tells Bob about how she's met a guy, Roger Dixon, and acts uncharacteristically apologetic about the matter. Later she helps herself into Bob's office for a session, because Roger (whom she's implied to be sleeping with) asked her to move in with him, which she's never done before, and Roger is only recently separated from his wife. She finds this session unsatisfying, so she talks to Emily about it over lunch.
Waiter (Jack Bernardi): Have you decided yet?
Carol: Yes--I'm going to move in with my boyfriend!
The Hartleys have Carol and Roger (Eugene Troobnick) over for dinner, and red flags start popping up when Roger keeps bringing up his ex, Delores. Bob can't help advising Roger about not breaking up with his wife too hastily, to Carol's chagrin. Roger decides between scenes to get back together with Delores, and the Hartleys invite Carol to stay overnight.
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Mission: Impossible
"Underground"
Originally aired October 28, 1972
Wiki said:
In order to locate $27 million of Syndicate money, the IMF must take down a human smuggling ring which purports to smuggle criminals out of the country but, in reality, brainwashes them to give up the location of their stolen money and then disposes of them. This was the final episode of the original series to be scored by Lalo Schifrin.
A couple of syndicate types--one of whom we learn is named Takis (Carl Byrd)--hijack a sheriff's wagon to nab prisoner Gunther Schell (H.M. Wynant) while he's being transferred, which includes driving their car into the back of a getaway van.
The reel-to-reel tape at an outdoor Japanese restaurant following the exchange of a haiku code phrase said:
Good morning, Mr. Phelps. Yesterday, a gang specializing in smuggling criminals out of the country engineered the escape of this man, Gunther Schell, the brains behind the Syndicate's illegal money operations. Conventional law enforcement agencies are unable to locate either Schell or the millions in Syndicate gambling profits he concealed before his arrest. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to recapture Schell and recover that money. This tape will self-destruct in five seconds. Good luck, Jim!
The place seemed kind of public and busy for self-destructing tapes. Casey plays a light supporting role that mostly involves sitting, and the 'stache is back! The IMF has linked Schell's escape to a broker who stole $10 million in securities and was found killed with truth serum in him. Jim has a receiver planted in his ear, having been preprogrammed only to respond to instructions from Barney while under interrogation.
Barney approaches a bartender (Robert Rhodes) about getting help for his client, Jim, who's posing as a doctor guilty of committing murder and stealing a large sum of money from his victim. The duo who pulled the Schell escape arrange a rendezvous, taking Barney to meet the anonymous Mr. Clavering (Robert Middleton) at the zoo. Clavering subsequently meets Jim at a carousel and takes him and his briefcase of cash, while Barney and Willy tail them by tracking the receiver. Clavering has Jim get in a casket and gives him oxygen and a sedative...but it's lead-lined, which blocks Barney's ability to track Jim or send instructions.
Jim is taken via hearse to a mortuary with a hidden facility where Dr. Hargreaves (Peter Mark Richman) conditions Schell using a spinning chair and trippy light show, then unsuccessfully interrogates him about the money. Jim comes to and sneaks around the place, doing something in the boiler room that I didn't catch the purpose of. He sees Schell being wheeled back to his room while returning to his own, after which he's taken to Hargreaves, who puts him out and puts him in the chamber. Jim resists even simple questions, but almost gives them his actual first name. Hargreaves deduces that autohypnosis is involved and puts Jim through the spinny light show.
Schell shows signs of a potentially fatal turn (possibly the result of Jim's sabotage, which involved putting powder in some machinery), so they revive Jim to diagnose him...which he does, with a pulmonary embolism, and is then pressured to perform an on-site operation. Jim has a trusted anesthesiologist retrieved--Willy, who's been set up with a cover as a doctor in what was apparently part of the original plan, and is tailed by Barney and Casey. Once on site, Willy uses a gas-dispensing bag to put everyone in the room out except Jim and himself, who use nose plugs. They roll out Schell, to be stopped by a gun-toting funeral director (John Stephenson), who's in turn cold-cocked by Barney.
Barney had previously approached Arnold Lutz (Dennis Cross)--Schell's immediate superior in the Syndicate, who's under pressure to produce Schell's money--claiming to have info about what happened to Schell and wanting to do a deal. Barney now calls Lutz to tell him that he has Schell, and has Lutz come to his fake private eye's office. Lutz and his henchman, Smiler (Jeff Morris), threaten to off Barney rather than pay him, but he has Jim knock from behind a two-way mirror to convince them that they've been made and need to split. The IMFers tail Lutz and Schell, and are in turn tailed by Clavering and Takis. Schell takes Lutz to the warehouse where he has the money hid. Jim and Barney get the drop on Lutz and Schell, and catch Clavering and Takis sneaking up on them via a mirror, who are in turn stopped by Willy. Conventional law enforcement arrives and the IMFers drive off.
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Malloy is all in for his partner, except for letting him drive.
True.
"I'm still the princess, and I've changed my mind about handing over the keys to the kingdom to my cousin Vladimir. Instead we shall ally ourselves more closely with the West. And that sound was just a car backfiring in the hallway."
