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The Classic/Retro Pop Culture Thread

This one is new to me; I read on Wiki that it was inspired by George's experience of seeing his mother on her deathbed in 1970. The music seems oddly jaunty for such subject matter.

I just recently purchased the 50th Anniversary box set of 'All Things Must Pass' and it mentions in the booklet that comes with it that George took a month break from recording in July 1970 to deal with the death of his mother and the song was written shortly thereafter.
The song itself was recorded in one 24-hour session on July 4-5, 1971 along with the A-Side 'Bangla-Desh'.
 
I'd swear that I'd seen this segment of Topo in a Santa suit, showing Ed his tree and then taking off in his sleigh to musical accompaniment, in an earlier black & white episode; and both the video quality and Ed look different than in the surrounding segments...but did they do colorized back then? Or maybe it was reshown on this date in black & white, and colorized for home video?
They didn't do colorization back then, but it might have been filmed in color (maybe to be compatible with another show back in Italy?) and broadcast in black and white. I don't think any segments of this show were colorized, but I could be wrong.

They should have had de Plata and Franchi charging each other head-to-head.
Price shows off her pipes with the soprano aria "Vissi d'Arte" from the Puccini opera Tosca. She might have erected a sonic barrier that would have kept de Plata and Franchi from impacting...
See, this is the kind of alternate universe we want. :rommie:

Jack Carter (comedian) - routine about the Holiday Season, Christmas shopping, and sings "The Christmas Song (Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire)" imitating various singers
He's a little hard on Ed there.

In the occupied but strangely happy French village of Saint Monique
Somewhere on the planet Organia.

This incident becomes the subject of a taunting Axis Sally broadcast.
Haven't heard from her in a while.

(Anthony Zerbe)
Admiral Gonewrong in Insurrection.

pint-sized heat (a Beretta, I think).
Ah, Baretta. Another character with a name that strained credulity. And he was definitely not pint sized. :rommie:

Claudine makes clear to Gallagher that she's gotten a bad impression of the bomber group from their between-missions-of-raining-death frivolity
Guess they didn't know about PTSD in those days.

Claudine gets Gallagher at gunpoint
You never want to be held at gunpoint by a French woman named Claudine.

In the Epilog, everybody's jolly because the boy has pulled through with full leg usage, and yes, that Bobby Pickett makes a cameo as a patient in the base hospital.
Does he say, "Boris sent me?" :D

it would have been a nice twist if the Skipper had tried to tell him and he wouldn't listen.
And Gilligan smacked him over the head with his sailor's cap. :rommie:

The Professor and Mary Ann are introduced with their surnames, so those haven't been forgotten...though Mr. Howell gets them wrong and is corrected.
"Mary Anne Simmers" and "Roy Hunkley" if I remember right. I think their real names were only used three times in the series.

But both he and Erika eventually realize that they're not right for each other--in other words, the story thread doesn't go anywhere.
An odd bit of relationship maturity among the madness. OR.... was the Professor just trying to get close to her so he could hypnotize her into forgetting the location of the island?

you'd think that Johnny could have helped with that.
Paid off by a hypnotized Zsa Zsa.

She also conveniently doesn't identify any of the castaways.
"I'm sorry, Ma'am, we have no record of a Mary Anne Simmers."

This one just seemed like nothing but filler...a Zsa Zsa spotlight with very little story.
It would have been funny if she got stranded there, too, and became a regular. "Good-bye, city life!"

Yes, this is full-on, early, "Maybe he's working for the Russians" Schultz.
I think sticking with that Schultz would have better. They even could have used him to get help from the Russians in a clinch. Would have been kind of cool.

he has to come up with his own means...which involves convincing Klink that he's in need of some R&R, and putting LeBeau in charge of building a boat that will serve as the stalag's landlocked yacht club.
That sounds reasonable.

Klink gets rid of the boat by having it put out to sea by a contingent of guards...with Michaels hidden inside.
Because there are no actual boats going to sea and no underground contacts who could have hidden him aboard one of them. :rommie:

Ah, so you're familiar with the album...it's next up.
A couple of friends had it, so I remember the title song and "Locomotive Breath." Better stuff is on the way. "Bungle in the Jungle" is another teenage fave, and "Skating Away" is good too. They had a very distinctive sound.

The music seems oddly jaunty for such subject matter.
Yeah, there's a few songs like that. Very odd.

I have no idea what it was about. They've definitely fallen from their classic hits peak.
I Googled the lyrics and also have no clue.

And sometimes he delivers them to empty chairs.
Uh oh, what's his story? Another Clapton?
 
They didn't do colorization back then, but it might have been filmed in color (maybe to be compatible with another show back in Italy?) and broadcast in black and white. I don't think any segments of this show were colorized, but I could be wrong.
It had that colorized look. They could have colorized it for home video so there wouldn't be a black & white segment in an otherwise color episode. Of note, Best of routinely assembles segments that were aired seasons apart, but never, ever mixes material from the b&w seasons with material from the color seasons.

Admiral Gonewrong in Insurrection.
Also a Bond supporting villain in License to Kill.

Ah, Baretta. Another character with a name that strained credulity. And he was definitely not pint sized. :rommie:
Robert Blake is 5'4". That probably is what they were getting at with that name.

You never want to be held at gunpoint by a French woman named Claudine.
I did that connection to death in the original write-up.

It would have been funny if she got stranded there, too, and became a regular. "Good-bye, city life!"
Wrong Gabor.

I think sticking with that Schultz would have better. They even could have used him to get help from the Russians in a clinch. Would have been kind of cool.
Well, they never actually said or did anything to suggest that he was a Russian agent. That was my off-the-wall theory for the EIW of sly, in-the-know Schultz.

A couple of friends had it, so I remember the title song and "Locomotive Breath." Better stuff is on the way. "Bungle in the Jungle" is another teenage fave, and "Skating Away" is good too. They had a very distinctive sound.
According to Wiki, they're considered to be prog rock from about this point on.

I Googled the lyrics and also have no clue.
They should have changed their name to The Guess What.

Uh oh, what's his story? Another Clapton?
First off, you know he's a Republican Libertarian, right? He was the mayor of a city in California for a couple of years. Anyway, here goes, from the 2012 RNC:
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It had that colorized look. They could have colorized it for home video so there wouldn't be a black & white segment in an otherwise color episode. Of note, Best of routinely assembles segments that were aired seasons apart, but never, ever mixes material from the b&w seasons with material from the color seasons.
That's funny, I thought we had seen B&W and color mixed. Maybe it was a separate retrospective and not an episode.

Also a Bond supporting villain in License to Kill.
Ah, yes.

Robert Blake is 5'4". That probably is what they were getting at with that name.
Could be. I'm not sure at what point in the process he was involved. The main thing I remember about Baretta is that it was developed to replace Toma when Tony Musante backed out. Amazing the things that stick in your mind. :rommie:

I did that connection to death in the original write-up.
That's probably why it was in my head.

Wrong Gabor.
Oops. She, uh, wanted to be a sitcom star like her sister.

Well, they never actually said or did anything to suggest that he was a Russian agent. That was my off-the-wall theory for the EIW of sly, in-the-know Schultz.
Yeah, but it was a great idea.

According to Wiki, they're considered to be prog rock from about this point on.
Definitely. The flute was pretty unique. :mallory:

They should have changed their name to The Guess What.
Or The WTF.

First off, you know he's a Republican Libertarian, right? He was the mayor of a city in California for a couple of years. Anyway, here goes, from the 2012 RNC:
Well, I said he was interesting, not that I wouldn't have to set him straight. :rommie: What makes him interesting is quotes like this: "Extremism is so easy. You've got your position, and that's it. It doesn't take much thought. And when you go far enough to the right you meet the same idiots coming around from the left." That's an insight that a lot of people miss, especially in an age where the political spectrum has become a Mobius strip. Now I'm going to have to go and see what he thought of The Donald. :rommie:
 
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55.5th-ish Anniversary Viewing

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The Ed Sullivan Show
Season 18, episode 17
Originally aired January 2, 1966
As represented in The Best of the Ed Sullivan Show

Ed said:
Now, ladies and gentlemen, here, for all of you youngsters in the country, the Four Seasons!
The group that features "the 'sound' of Franki Valli" (as the billing on their singles proclaims) gives us the "sound" of a canned performance of their current hit "Let's Hang On!," which has just fallen out of the Top 10 this week.
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They're at least acting like they're playing instruments...they were a vocal group, weren't they? Metacritic says that they also did their other current single (billed there as The Wonder Who?), "Don't Think Twice".

Ed said:
Here's American stunner, young Leslie Uggams!
Leslie uses a segment of Jerome Kern / Otto Harbach show tune "Yesterdays" as an intro for one of those many covers of the Beatles' "Yesterday". She puts her own vocal twist on it, but the song loses some of its simple beauty with her punchy delivery. Metacritic indicates that she also sang "What the World Needs Now," which may have been the first part of the medley.


Other performances, as listed on Metacritic:
  • The King Family - "When the Saints Go Marching In," "It's a Grand Night for Singing" and a George M. Cohan medley
  • Jimmy Roselli - "Give My Regards to Broadway" and "Torna"
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  • Wayne & Shuster (comedy team) - portray two inept bank robbers
  • Alan King (stand-up monologue)
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"I flew B-29s drunker than I am right now--and we won!"
  • Bel Caron Trio (adagio dancers)
  • Brigitte Bardot talks with Ed about her impressions of the U.S. and her film "Viva Maria." Ed shows a film clip of Bardot's first Sullivan appearance from 1958.

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Revisiting a recently reviewed episode, the Sullivan account just posted this yesterday:
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Branded
"The Golden Fleece"
Originally aired January 2, 1966
Xfinity said:
McCord searches for a gold shipment that mysteriously disappeared en route to Washington.

In the town of Bridger, Jason is arrested by a cavalry unit led by Captain Brooks (William Phipps), who says that McCord's court-martial is being reopened based on evidence that he conspired with the Indians who attacked at Bitter Creek. Jason puts up a fight but is overcome by numbers, and is cuffed in the back of their wagon with Colonel Randall Kirby (Harry Townes), a proud former Confederate whom Jason knows by reputation and expresses admiration for. When they're let out for a stop, Jason fights the soldiers again, shoots two of them, and he and Kirby ride off, still chained together. At this point, Greg Morris might as well have popped out of a compartment in one of the trees, because it's all a ruse, with Brooks's superior, Major Meade (Frank Gerstle), reporting directly to President Grant (William Bryant reprising the role) via telegraph. Grant has recruited Jason for a mission meant to thwart what a quick search tells me was the Black Friday Scandal of 1869, when Wall Street speculators James Fisk and Jay Gould attempted to corner the gold market. (Wasn't it 1872 just a few episodes back? Maybe Greg Morris is still alive!)

Kirby tells Jason that he's a member of the Knights of Liberty, a secret society who plan to establish a Confederate Empire in the Caribbean; to that end, they're sitting on a $300,000 gold shipment that Kirby captured at the end of the war. Kirby takes Jason to their hideout back in Bridger, where Jason eavesdrops on the leader, dubbed Sir Falcon, conspiring with one of the members--who disguise themselves in hooded robes, appropriately enough--to get the location of the shipment out of Kirby and then dispose of him. The meeting commences with Kirby nominating Jason for membership and defending his reputation. Jason is voted in against some opposition--including that of Sir Falcon--and upon a brief induction offers to help them get guns and ammo. He then has to deck Sir Falcon, who still accuses him of being a coward and doesn't trust him. Later outside, Jason is confronted by the local sheriff (Bing Russell), and quickly blabs the truth to him. As one could easily guess, Sheriff Gorman turns out to be Sir Falcon, and takes Jason back to Kirby. Jason tries to warn Kirby about Gorman's plot against him, but Kirby tells the sheriff where the gold is hidden. Gorman quickly shoots Kirby and ends up in a tussle with Jason, which ends when Kirby, still conscious, shoots Gorman. The barrels that Kirby had pointed to turn out to be full of bags of sand, and as the colonel lay dying, Jason invokes conciliatory words by Robert E. Lee to persuade Kirby to tell him the real location of the gold for the good of the country. It turns out to have been buried at Cemetery Ridge, the site of Kirby's greatest victory, next to his son. Major Meade's men dig up the gold as Jason watches nearby, and Jason arranges with for Kirby to be buried there.

At this point, with Jason routinely doing missions for President Grant, I'm thinking Branded / Wild Wild West crossover. Where's Jason's sweet-ass private train?

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12 O'Clock High
"Falling Star"
Originally aired January 3, 1966
Xfinity said:
An old friend (James Daly) of Gallagher's, traumatized by losses in his life, endangers his crew by trying to prove himself.

https://www.trekbbs.com/threads/the-classic-retro-pop-culture-thread.278375/page-86#post-12372459
Col. Gus "Pappy" Wexler is Gallagher's old instructor but also a rival for a wing commander promotion, but in the weaker position because he's been out of commission for too long. It turns out that he actually wants Joe's current command, assuming Joe gets the promotion. When Gallagher's leg gets shot up, Wexler takes over as temporary commander of the 918th and tries to prove that he's still got it. Gone is the easygoing mentor that the men under him had come to know him as. But once he gets in the left seat of the Lily, he starts having delusional flashbacks to an old mission. Sandy takes the heat when his account of what happened in the cockpit differs from the colonel's.

Meanwhile, Joe temporarily fills the wing position and has to get tough on his old mentor. Joe grounds Wexler from the next mission and a young lieutenant whom Wexler had started to treat as a surrogate son gets killed in the colonel's absence. Wexler is back in the left seat and Gallagher fills the right seat for the Act IV climax mission. Wexler goes into flashback mode again and Joe has to slug him to get control of the plane and complete the run. In the coda, Wexler gets a formal diagnosis and is heading for a desk job (evidently not the wing command, though that doesn't seem to be ruled out as a future possibility).

Judy Carne's back as another Archbury pub gal for a couple of scenes...apparently a different one from the name in the credits. Last time she was Floy, now she's Doris.

Didn't Savage have a "Pappy," too? Colonel Wexler's (James Daly) combat command experience is played up in relation to his potential promotion, and again I have to ask, "How did he get it?" Unaware of what's being discussed back at Wing HQ, Gallagher's showing Pappy the ropes on a live mission when he gets shot up by a German fighter, upon which Pappy acts confused and addresses Joe by the wrong name. Back at base, Pappy takes temporary command of the 918th and starts getting all super-hardass on the men who'd previously enjoyed a casual familiarity with him...even Stovall, who speculates to Joe at the hospital that Wexler's using the opportunity to prove himself for the promotion. Meanwhile, General Pritchard maneuvers Gallagher to fill in at Wing. (It seems like we haven't seen Britt in a few episodes.)

Wexler leads his first mission and starts reliving some previous experience, which includes making the wrong moves in combat. Sandy snaps him out of it, he doesn't remember what he was doing, and he assumes that Sandy's the one at fault, such that Komansky gets checked out for combat fatigue back at base. Wexler loosens up a bit at the Star & Bottle and brings Lieutenant Booth (David Macklin), who looks barely old enough to shave, with him to meet a ladyfriend, Alice Clyde-Bryce (Barbara Shelley). I was a bit surprised when she turned out to be real after he'd been shown having several tender, one-sided phone calls with somebody he always addressed as "Blue Eyes". We learn that the "Bernie" that Wexler's been mistaking other people for is somebody he lost on a previous assignment. Alice thinks that Gus is using Booth and herself as a surrogate family. Meanwhile, Pritchard comes down on Gallagher to come down on Wexler about what happened, so Joe orders Gus to have a check-up. Gus realizes that Joe doesn't want the Wing job, and thus that they're "both fighting for second place".

On the next mission, while Wexler is grounded, the leader (Paul Comi), with Booth in the right seat, takes his plane way too low and gets caught in the blast when a friendly bomb hits something highly ignitable. Gus tells Alice what happened to their boy. She turns him away when he won't give up flying, and because he's been using her to work out his issues with the ex who took him out of the service in the first place. Meanwhile, Gallagher comes up with a plan to hit the difficult target with one bomber using parachute bombs, which will delay their impact when dropped from a low altitude. Wexler commands the mission, but with Gallagher in the right seat. When the plane takes a minor ground fire hit, Pappy goes back to Willoughby again and is about to steer the commuter train off the tracks when Gallagher says to hell with Serling, decks Pappy, and takes charge. The parachute bombs are dropped on target and Guy comes to, not remembering what happened again.

In the Epilog, Kaiser diagnoses that Wexler has been suffering incidents of traumatic amnesia when his plane is hit, flashing back to when his plane was struck by lightning in the Bernie affair. Alice is back at his side now that he'll be flying a desk, which he's finally content to do.

I realized why Judy Carne was Doris this time instead of Floy...the last time she appeared, it was explicitly at a joint that wasn't the Star & Bottle.

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Gilligan's Island
"Not Guilty"
Originally aired January 6, 1966
Wiki said:
Who killed Randolph Blake? According to a newspaper that washed ashore, one of the castaways did it the night before the fateful tour. Five of the castaways actually knew Mr. Blake, and each had a motive to kill him. So, they recreate the crime in order to find out who among them is the murderer. When none of the five seem to have done it, the Skipper and Gilligan discover that slamming the door is what caused the spear gun to fire, killing the victim, so no one is guilty.

Note: Well-known Cincinnati news anchor Al Schottelkotte has an off-screen cameo as himself as the radio announcer.

Gilligan catches a crate of coconuts while fishing, and the Skipper sees the old Honolulu newspaper inside being used as packing. They find the Professor working on a guillotine for chopping coconuts (Where did he get the metal for the blade?); the girls mixing up a vat of poison for mice (yet another food source in times of desperation); and a gun in the Howells' hut. Soon Gilligan and the Skipper even start suspecting one another. Mr. Howell finds the clipping, which the Skipper dropped in the hut, following which everyone learns about the murder and four of them reveal how they knew Blake: he claimed a paper written by the Professor as his own; he was an embezzling employee of Mr. Howell; he was seeing Ginger but left her for another woman; and he put Mary Ann's father out of business. They recreate the scene of the crime, which proves to be inconclusive until Gilligan slams the door and triggers a replica spear gun created by the Professor. What isn't clear is who slammed the door in Blake's case; Gilligan was standing in for Blake, so implicitly him, I suppose. In the coda, the castaways learn on the radio that investigators in civilization have just come to the same conclusion. (Why didn't they catch any radio announcements of the investigation and how they were suspects?)

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The Wild Wild West
"The Night of the Steel Assassin"
Originally aired January 7, 1966
Wiki said:
After being crippled in an explosion that he blamed on the other men of his regiment, Colonel "Iron Man" Torres has rebuilt himself as a 19th century "cyborg". He is now seeking revenge on those he thinks wronged him – including President Grant.

In a harbor town, ship's chandler R.L. Gilbert (John Pickard) is confronted and murdered by Torres (John Dehner), who has a partly metallic face and iron replacements for various parts of his body, including his hands. Torres is holding an old grudge based on believing Gilbert and others of being responsible for an incident when they were in the army. Jim happens to walk by, sees Torres in the window, and tries to fight him, but finds that he's bulletproof...the hits just revealing more metal underneath his skin; but a smoke bomb drives Torres away. Jim and Artie are assigned to find Gilbert's killer by the president, so they talk to Gilbert's niece, Nina (Sue Ane Langdon), who reveals that her uncle sent her a picture of his old Army unit, all but two of whom are now dead--Torres and now-president Ulysses S. Grant. Nina goes to see Torres, where Bach's Toccata and Fugue is playing. Jim rides up to her coachman to inquire about where she's went--Were they using kilometers in Mexico then?--and the driver tries to attack him with a knife, but proves to be less than bulletproof.

Artie talks to Torres's surgeon, Dr. Meyer (Arthur Malet), who reconstructed Torres with Torres-designed metal parts after an arsenal explosion. Torres talks to Nina, learning that she's working on a doctorate in psychophysics. He takes an interest in her, but evades her questions. He uses light reflected off a spinning lamp to hypnotize her--having endured his operations without anesthesia via self-hypnosis--breaking down her haughty, formal manner and making her giggly. Jim breaks into the house's cellar, fights off two of Torres's men, and learn that he's taken Nina to the town of Alto Nuevo, which is decorated for a visit by Grant. There Jim spots the Iron Man in a window above a saloon, so he and Artie go in, where they find that Nina is now in the role of a showgirl on a swing. Artie provides a distraction for the crowd so Jim can carry her down to the cellar, where he's confronted by more goons. They don't last long, but Artie is forcefully taken upstairs and fakes being hypnotized, including enduring a pain test. Meeting back at the train, he and Jim decide to go along with Torres's plan to having Artie lure Jim into Torres's dungeon. They're taken prisoner, trick the Torres-loyal but susceptible Nina into freeing them with a torchy pencil gadget, and make their way to a cavern that connects to an underground river, only to be gassed (in a more characteristically visible fashion this time), though Artie seems to fall into the water.

Grant subsequently parades into town looking a lot like he's being played by Ross Martin. While "Grant" makes a speech, Torres explains to trussed-up Jim how he lost a draw to guard the arsenal the night of the attack, but believed the other men had cheated; and shares his plan to use two rockets containing a highly potent explosive--one against Grant, one against Jim--which will be set off as part of a fireworks display for Grant. Once alone, Jim kicks some levers to redirect Grant's rocket so that both hit the building that he's in, though he evades both rockets and the first explosion helps to free him. Torres rushes down to the cavern and is confronted by Jim, who keeps him off-balance long enough to predictably knock him into the water, where his largely metal body puts him at a severe disadvantage. He chooses to die by drowning rather than allow Jim to save him only to be hung.

The real Grant arrives in the coda (Roy Engel in his first of six appearances as the regular series version), giving a speech about when he first visited the site of the town thirty years prior. Artie takes Torres's lamp to the train to un-hypnotize Nina, who, scandalized to find herself dressed in a showgirl costume with two men, starts throwing objects at them.

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Hogan's Heroes
"Happy Birthday, Adolf"
Originally aired January 7, 1966
Wiki said:
The Allies’ probing raid is going to end in a very happy birthday for Hitler if Hogan’s team can’t knock out a line of anti-aircraft guns.

Carter provides a distraction for Schultz (back to not being a hard job) so that the others can sneak out of barracks to...take a call in the tunnel? Since when do they need to leave the barracks to get down there? They learn of the probing raid, so LeBeau is volunteered to assess local troop strength as requested, which he does dressed as an old lady. He finds a heavy AA battery, and having been ordered to maintain radio silence, Hogan has to come up with a plan to knock it out. This involves impersonating a German officer to visit the artillery unit's commander, Major Keitel (a mustacheless Howard Caine in his first appearance on the series), to relay fake orders about having to fix up his camp for the fuhrer's birthday celebration, and suggests that prisoners from Stalag 13 be used for the job. When Hogan visits Klink's office, there's a gag in which Hogan slips the spiked German helmet onto Klink's chair and we hear the result from outside.

The prisoners get sent to work, supervised by Schultz, making it easy for some of them to slip away. They disguise themselves as Germans serving under the disguised Hogan, so that Hogan can relieve Keitel for the party...in which he's aided by Helga and friends as attendees. When their work is done, the disguised prisoners return to barracks--via the usual tunnel entrance--and Hogan gets Klink and Schultz drunk on bad wine for some reason (maybe to cover for Helga's absence, but they don't specify). The probing raid proceeds, but when Keitel sends his men out to man their guns, flags pop out of the barrels that read "Happy Birthday, Adolf".

In the coda, Keitel goes to Klink with his suspicion that the prisoners sabotaged the guns, but Klink is too proud of his escape-proof camp to consider the possibility.

Disss-missssed!

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Get Smart
"Double Agent"
Originally aired January 8, 1966
Wiki said:
Max has to become a broken, drunk agent so that KAOS will probably try to recruit him as one of their agents. He eventually succeeds, but is assigned a difficult task.

Max and 99 are eavesdropping via bug on a KAOS meeting chaired by a man named Alex (Robert Ellenstein) when KAOS Agent #1 (Arthur Batanides) floats the idea of trying to recruit Max as a double agent for use in a scheme against the Pentagon. When the listening device disguised as an ice cube is found, and Professor Parker's (Milton Selzer) next device, disguised as a fly, is swatted by Max, the Chief assigns Max to use the recruitment scheme to infiltrate KAOS. To that end Max goes to a casino where he plays at a poker table with Agent #1, but has too good a run of luck to sell the idea that he's corruptible. The next phase is to pretend to be a down-on-his-luck skid row drunk. 99, who isn't in on the plan, shows up at the bar with Fang, and her attempts to persuade Max to let her help him help to sell his role. Next the Chief goes to the bar to accuse Max of theft, so that Max can hit him over the head with a breakaway bottle, but they have to try several times and then improvise in order to do it while Agent #1 is watching. Along the way, Max accidentally swallows the absorbo-pill that's keeping him from getting drunk, which causes him to immediately succumb to all of the alcohol that he's consumed. 99 is caught following Max to KAOS's lair, and Max is assigned to deal with her. Left in the room with her, he pulls out a really nifty vintage gadget to cover the noise of trying to sneak her out in a ventilation shaft--a phono-watch, which plays a tiny record on a turntable concealed in its dial! :lol: The KAOS agents rush in and Max and 99 take them out, only to discover that all four (including #2, Dave Barry, and #3, Clay Tanner)--now in need of hospitalization--are also double agents, each working for a different friendly agency.

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TUNE IN NEXT WEEK!
NEW BAT-TIME!
NEW BAT-CHANNEL!


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That's funny, I thought we had seen B&W and color mixed. Maybe it was a separate retrospective and not an episode.
Oh yeah, there is one "sampler" episode that assembles clips from various eras (and that are also available in other, era-specific episodes). It's the one that has Elvis and the Beatles.
 
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Alan King (stand-up monologue)
A little bit of Alan King goes a long way.

"I flew B-29s drunker than I am right now--and we won!"
12 Oclock High crossover. :rommie:

At this point, Greg Morris might as well have popped out of a compartment in one of the trees, because it's all a ruse, with Brooks's superior, Major Meade (Frank Gerstle), reporting directly to President Grant
Shouldn't Grant have offered Jason a pardon by now?

(Wasn't it 1872 just a few episodes back? Maybe Greg Morris is still alive!)
Double check that tree! :D

Kirby tells Jason that he's a member of the Knights of Liberty, a secret society who plan to establish a Confederate Empire in the Caribbean
Which was kind of a real thing during the war.

As one could easily guess, Sheriff Gorman turns out to be Sir Falcon
If one is not Jason apparently.

Jason invokes conciliatory words by Robert E. Lee to persuade Kirby to tell him the real location of the gold for the good of the country.
Nice touch.

At this point, with Jason routinely doing missions for President Grant, I'm thinking Branded / Wild Wild West crossover. Where's Jason's sweet-ass private train?
That's a great idea. West would probably insist that McCord be pardoned, at least secretly. I think what we really need is a MeTV TeamUp series. :rommie:

combat command experience is played up in relation to his potential promotion, and again I have to ask, "How did he get it?"
Perhaps a secret war between the world wars. WWI.V.

Kaiser diagnoses that Wexler has been suffering incidents of traumatic amnesia when his plane is hit, flashing back to when his plane was struck by lightning in the Bernie affair.
So he didn't actually screw up, it was a lightning strike? That's a nice touch.

I realized why Judy Carne was Doris this time instead of Floy...the last time she appeared, it was explicitly at a joint that wasn't the Star & Bottle.
They're identical cousins.

They find the Professor working on a guillotine for chopping coconuts (Where did he get the metal for the blade?); the girls mixing up a vat of poison for mice (yet another food source in times of desperation); and a gun in the Howells' hut.
Coincidentally, everybody's homicidal tendencies emerge.

What isn't clear is who slammed the door in Blake's case; Gilligan was standing in for Blake, so implicitly him, I suppose.
If I remember correctly, this was the case: He accidentally killed himself. I remember liking this episode a lot.

(Why didn't they catch any radio announcements of the investigation and how they were suspects?)
It was the Howells' day to listen to Opera.

(John Dehner)
The "I'm Okay, You're Okay" cop from Night Stalker, among a billion other things.

who has a partly metallic face and iron replacements for various parts of his body, including his hands.
Yes! And this is why Wild Wild West is proto Steampunk. :D

(Sue Ane Langdon)
Also a character actor who showed up everywhere. I think her only regular role was as the wife on Arnie.

Were they using kilometers in Mexico then?
I don't know. The system existed, but it seems like miles or furlongs would be more appropriate.

where they find that Nina is now in the role of a showgirl on a swing.
And Sue Ane Langdon was quite fetching.

He chooses to die by drowning rather than allow Jim to save him only to be hung.
I think I'd go with hung on that one.

so that the others can sneak out of barracks to...take a call in the tunnel? Since when do they need to leave the barracks to get down there?
Different barracks during renovations? Tunnel collapse? Two sets of writers who don't know what the other is doing?

in which he's aided by Helga
Helga always knows what's going on. :rommie:

when Keitel sends his men out to man their guns, flags pop out of the barrels that read "Happy Birthday, Adolf".
Nice. :rommie:

When the listening device disguised as an ice cube is found
Wouldn't this mean that KAOS is aware that their discussion of recruiting Max has been compromised, making it impossible for them to go ahead with the plan?

99, who isn't in on the plan, shows up at the bar with Fang, and her attempts to persuade Max to let her help him help to sell his role.
I remember that.

Along the way, Max accidentally swallows the absorbo-pill that's keeping him from getting drunk, which causes him to immediately succumb to all of the alcohol that he's consumed.
I remember that, too. :rommie: (Although the real result would probably have been death by alcohol poisoning.)

a phono-watch, which plays a tiny record on a turntable concealed in its dial! :lol:
Cute. CONTROL invented the Apple watch. :rommie:

The KAOS agents rush in and Max and 99 take them out, only to discover that all four (including #2, Dave Barry, and #3, Clay Tanner)--now in need of hospitalization--are also double agents, each working for a different friendly agency.
That's hilarious. KAOS was actually defeated five years ago and is now staffed completely by moles. :rommie:

Oh yeah, there is one "sampler" episode that assembles clips from various eras (and that are also available in other, era-specific episodes). It's the one that has Elvis and the Beatles.
Yup, that's it. I remember Elvis and the Beatles.
 
12 Oclock High crossover. :rommie:
He looks like the kind of guy they'd cast, too!

Shouldn't Grant have offered Jason a pardon by now?
A pardon wouldn't restore his reputation. See Nixon.

Which was kind of a real thing during the war.
Didn't know that.

If one is not Jason apparently.
WWW crossover moment: Ned Brown shows up to whack Jason over the head with his hat.

So he didn't actually screw up, it was a lightning strike? That's a nice touch.
He was screwing up in the show's present because he was having flashbacks to the lightning incident.

I don't know. The system existed, but it seems like miles or furlongs would be more appropriate.
A quick google told me that it would have barely been in use in some parts of Europe by then.

I think I'd go with hung on that one.
Hanging is messier...and more public.

Two sets of writers who don't know what the other is doing?
That might explain EIW Schultz...

Helga always knows what's going on. :rommie:
She was a full-on member of the operation in the pilot...that seems to linger on in the first season to an extent, though we don't actually see her down in the tunnel.

Wouldn't this mean that KAOS is aware that their discussion of recruiting Max has been compromised, making it impossible for them to go ahead with the plan?
I don't recall if they handwaved that, but there's a built-in excuse...because each was actually a friendly agent, each separately decided to go along with it.
 
He looks like the kind of guy they'd cast, too!
He does. I can just imagine him hanging around with the guys at the Star & Bottle. "Let me tell you about my wife...."

A pardon wouldn't restore his reputation. See Nixon.
The reasons for it could, plus it would have personal meaning for McCord. It might also mean a difference in the veteran's benefits he receives-- which would increase his chances for a young bride in his old age. :rommie:

Didn't know that.
I doubt if it continued in any way after the war, but there's definitely a seed of truth to the plot. It's pretty cool when they do things like that.

WWW crossover moment: Ned Brown shows up to whack Jason over the head with his hat.
"McCord! When I get my hands on you!" :rommie:

He was screwing up in the show's present because he was having flashbacks to the lightning incident.
It seemed like he was flashing back to screwing up until the lightning reveal. Typically these plots revolve around someone with a fatal flaw.

Hanging is messier...and more public.
But quicker. Drowning-- ugh. Plus which you've got a chance to get a lawyer and plead insanity. Which, in the case of most of these villains, would be a slam dunk.

I don't recall if they handwaved that, but there's a built-in excuse...because each was actually a friendly agent, each separately decided to go along with it.
That's true.
 
50th Anniversary Album Spotlight

Aqualung
Jethro Tull
Released March 19, 1971 (UK); May 3, 1971 (US)
Chart debut: May 15, 1971
Chart peak: #7 (June 5, 1971)
#37 on Rolling Stone's 500 Greatest Albums of All Time (2003)
Wiki said:
Aqualung is the fourth studio album by the British rock band Jethro Tull, released on 19 March 1971, by Chrysalis Records. It is widely regarded as a concept album featuring a central theme of "the distinction between religion and God", though the band have said there was no intention to make a concept album, and that only a few songs have a unifying theme. According to one reviewer, the album has "dour musings on faith and religion" which for him have marked it as "one of the most cerebral albums ever to reach millions of rock listeners". Aqualung's success signalled a turning point in the career of the band, which went on to become a major radio and touring act.

Recorded at Island Records' studio in London, it was their first album with keyboardist John Evan as a full-time member, their first with new bassist Jeffrey Hammond, and last album featuring Clive Bunker on drums, who quit the band shortly after the release of the album. Something of a departure from the band's previous work, the album features more acoustic material than previous releases; and—inspired by photographs of homeless people on the Thames Embankment taken by singer Ian Anderson's wife Jennie—contains a number of recurring themes, addressing religion along with Anderson's own personal experiences.

Aqualung is Jethro Tull's best-selling album, selling more than seven million units worldwide. It was generally well-received critically and has been included on several music magazine best-of lists. The album spawned two singles, "Hymn 43" and "Locomotive Breath".

It also spawned their best-known song, which wasn't released as a single but became a classic rock radio staple. "Aqualung," the title track of both the album but the first of the album's separately titled sides, features an uber-classic hard rock riff coupled with grotesque lyrics inspired by a homeless man that Jennie Franks photographed.
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The titular character is so nicknamed based on the sounds of his sickly breathing.

One can hardly blame people for getting the idea that this is a concept album, between the theme-highlighting named sides, and the second song, "Cross-Eyed Mary," directly referencing the first:
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Ian Anderson said:
It’s about a schoolgirl prostitute but not in such coarse terms. She goes with dirty old men because she’s doing them a favour, giving people what they want because it makes them happy.
The song features Ian Anderson's signature flute playing, most notably in its distinctive intro.

Wiki classifies "Cheap Day Return" as the first of three short, acoustic bridges on the album; and describes this one as an "autobiographical track...written by Anderson after a visit to his critically ill father".

The next full song, "Mother Goose," is also primarily acoustic, which includes a more Medieval-sounding flute motif.
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The lyrics are a pastiche of surreal figures based on images that Ian Anderson wrote with the same abstract ideas as "Cross-Eyed Mary".


"Wond'ring Aloud," the second acoustic bridge, is a reflectively romantic song capturing what seems to be a postcoital moment.

The first side closes with "Up to Me," which appears to be about a free-spirited person who does what he pleases, though there may be a deeper meaning that I'm not catching.

Side two opens with its titular number, "My God," which Wiki describes as the first of "three tracks...that address religion in an introspective, and sometimes irreverent, manner."
Ian Anderson said:
"My God"...isn’t a song against God, or against the idea of God, but it is against Gods and the hypocritical church of the Establishment; it’s a criticism of the God they choose to worship.
While a guitar riff does eventually kick in, I find this track to be musically less hooky than the full songs on side one, and generally more gratingly preachy. The song also features a long flute solo with the accompaniment of Gregorian-sounding singers.

"Hymn 43" may perhaps have made a better side opener, as it kicks off strongly and features a hooky riff:
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Songwriter Ian Anderson described the song as "a blues for Jesus, about the gory, glory seekers who use his name as an excuse for a lot of unsavoury things. You know, 'Hey Dad, it's not my fault — the missionaries lied.'"
Jethro Tull had enjoyed UK chart success in the preceding couple of years, including three top 10 singles, but this was their first charting single in the US (charted Aug. 14, 1971; #91 US).

"Slipstream," the third of the acoustic bridges, seems to vaguely follow side two's theme.

"Locomotive Breath" is the one song on side two that deviates from the religion theme:
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Written as a comment on population growth, "Locomotive Breath" was meant to replicate the chugging rhythm of a train.
Ian Anderson said:
It was my first song that was perhaps on a topic that would be a little more appropriate to today's world. It was about the runaway train of population growth and capitalism, it was based on those sorts of unstoppable ideas. We’re on this crazy train, we can’t get off it. Where is it going?
The album version opens with a piano intro before going into its rhythmic rock riff. Described as one of the band's best-known songs, it didn't chart when originally released as a single in edited form in late 1971, but got to #62 in the US when reissued in 1976.

The album closes with "Wind-Up," which concludes the side's religion theme as it opened, by being ironically preachy on the subject.
Genius said:
This is a message to those that go through the motions and rituals of their religion as if those were the religion. The singer argues we can have no personal relationship with God; only our individual journey of discovery that God is in each of us and everything around us.


I found the second side to be generally less engaging than the first one, which brings down the album somewhat for me. I can't blame Anderson and the band for downplaying Aqualung's arguable concept album status, as at least half the concept isn't very strong or well-executed IMO...the hypocrisy of organized religion being too easy a target. My overall assessment based on this album would be that the group is musically interesting when on their game, but their subject matter is rather spotty.

Wiki said:
Ian Anderson's frustration over the album's labelling as a concept album directly led to the creation of Thick as a Brick (1972), intended to be a deliberately "over the top" concept album in response.


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The reasons for it could, plus it would have personal meaning for McCord.
Grant can't change the two key reasons Jason wasn't able to defend himself--that the treaty would be jeopardized if he told the truth about his superior officer's behavior at Bitter Creek; and that Jason himself doesn't know how he ended up away from the scene of the battle.

But quicker.
I've seen depictions of hangings that make it seem anything but...right down to the urine running down the hanged person's leg once they give up the ghost.
 
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It also spawned their best-known song, which wasn't released as a single but became a classic rock radio staple.
It got a lot of play back in the day, but I would have thought "Bungle in the Jungle" was their best known.

"Aqualung," the title track of both the album but the first of the album's separately titled sides, features an uber-classic hard rock riff coupled with grotesque lyrics inspired by a homeless man that Jennie Franks photographed.
It really is a repulsive song.

The titular character is so nicknamed based on the sounds of his sickly breathing.
I've been known to use it for my Brother in an effort to get him to stop smoking.

The album closes with "Wind-Up," which concludes the side's religion theme as it opened, by being ironically preachy on the subject.
This is interesting. I had no idea that they (or maybe just he) were so religious.

I've seen depictions of hangings that make it seem anything but...right down to the urine running down the hanged person's leg once they give up the ghost.
Worse than that. :rommie: Still better than drowning, and if you're lucky it snaps your neck right away. This is really a terrible conversation. :rommie: I'm mostly in agreement with Maxwell Smart when given his choice of how to die. :D
 
55 Years Ago This Week

August 21
  • Seven men are sentenced to death in Egypt for anti-Nasser agitation.
  • Following up on the first low resolution pictures taken by the Soviet space probe Luna 3 on October 26, 1959, the first high resolution photograph of the far side of the Moon were transmitted back to Earth by the U.S. Lunar Orbiter spacecraft. An Associated Press report to American newspapers referred to the picture, taken from an altitude of 1,000 miles, as "History's first good photograph of the back side of the moon". The Luna 3 photos had been taken from a distance of 40,000 miles on a flyby. The Soviet Union's Luna 10, which in April had become the first probe to ever orbit the Moon, carried measuring instruments but did not take photographs.

August 22
  • The Asian Development Bank (ADB) established.
  • The United Farm Workers Organizing Committee (UFWOC), predecessor of the United Farm Workers of America (UFW), is formed.
  • The character of "Peppermint Patty" was introduced in the comic strip, Peanuts. In the January 15, 1972 strip, her full name would be identified as "Patricia Reichardt".
https://www.gocomics.com/peanuts/1966/08/22

August 24 – The Doors, with Jim Morrison as the lead singer, began recording their début LP of the same name, with a release on January 4, 1967. The song "Light My Fire" would reach number one as a single release.

August 26
  • The first battle of the South African Air Force and the South African Police with PLAN, the armed wing of the South West Africa People's Organization (SWAPO), takes place at Ongulumbashe during Operation Blue Wildebeest, triggering the South African Border War which continues until 1989.
  • NASA released the first photograph of the Earth as seen from the Moon, after Lunar Orbiter 1 transmitted a picture taken three days earlier. Ground control had decided to turn the orbiter's camera toward the Earth, just as the probe was about to travel toward the far side, in order to show both objects in the same photo. At the time, the Moon was between its perigee (August 17) and apogee (August 31) in relation to Earth and the "first self-portrait of the Earth" was taken at a distance of roughly 239,000 miles.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2b/First_View_of_Earth_from_Moon.jpg


Selections from Billboard's Hot 100 for the week:
1. "Summer in the City," The Lovin' Spoonful
2. "Sunny," Bobby Hebb
3. "See You in September," The Happenings
4. "Lil' Red Riding Hood," Sam the Sham & The Pharaohs
5. "Sunshine Superman," Donovan
6. "Wild Thing," The Troggs
7. "You Can't Hurry Love," The Supremes
8. "Yellow Submarine," The Beatles
9. "I Couldn't Live Without Your Love," Petula Clark
10. "Summertime," Billy Stewart
11. "Blowin' in the Wind," Stevie Wonder
12. "Working in the Coal Mine," Lee Dorsey
13. "Mother's Little Helper," The Rolling Stones
14. "My Heart's Symphony," Gary Lewis & The Playboys
15. "Land of 1000 Dances," Wilson Pickett
16. "Wouldn't It Be Nice," The Beach Boys

18. "Warm and Tender Love," Percy Sledge
19. "Sweet Pea," Tommy Roe
20. "Born a Woman," Sandy Posey
21. "The Joker Went Wild," Brian Hyland
22. "Guantanamera," The Sandpipers
23. "Bus Stop," The Hollies

25. "Over Under Sideways Down," The Yardbirds
26. "Say I Am (What I Am)," Tommy James & The Shondells
27. "Wade in the Water," Ramsey Lewis Trio
28. "Make Me Belong to You," Barbara Lewis
29. "Respectable," The Outsiders
30. "The Pied Piper," Crispian St. Peters
31. "Turn-Down Day," The Cyrkle

33. "I Saw Her Again," The Mamas & The Papas
34. "The Dangling Conversation," Simon & Garfunkel
35. "Sunny Afternoon," The Kinks
36. "Lady Jane," The Rolling Stones
37. "They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!," Napleon XIV
38. "Go Ahead and Cry," The Righteous Brothers
39. "Wipe Out," The Surfaris

42. "With a Girl Like You," The Troggs

44. "Searching For My Love," Bobby Moore & The Rhythm Aces
45. "Hungry," Paul Revere & The Raiders
46. "This Door Swings Both Ways," Herman's Hermits
47. "How Sweet It Is (To Be Loved by You)," Jr. Walker & The All-Stars

49. "Distant Shores," Chad & Jeremy

51. "God Only Knows," The Beach Boys
52. "Sugar and Spice," The Cryan' Shames
53. "7 and 7 Is," Love
54. "Mr. Dieingly Sad," The Critters

58. "Open the Door to Your Heart," Darrell Banks

62. "Beauty Is Only Skin Deep," The Temptations
63. "Black Is Black," Los Bravos

65. "Eleanor Rigby," The Beatles
66. "Cherish," The Association


69. "What Becomes of the Brokenhearted," Jimmy Ruffin

72. "Cherry, Cherry," Neil Diamond

83. "B-A-B-Y," Carla Thomas
84. "You're Gonna Miss Me," The Thirteenth Floor Elevators

89. "Summer Samba (So Nice)," Walter Wanderley


Leaving the chart:
  • "Ain't Too Proud to Beg," The Temptations (13 weeks)
  • "Hanky Panky," Tommy James & The Shondells (12 weeks)
  • "Pretty Flamingo," Manfred Mann (8 weeks)
  • "The Work Song," Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass (8 weeks)

Recent and new on the chart:

"You're Gonna Miss Me," The Thirteenth Floor Elevators
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(Aug. 20; #55 US)

"Summer Samba (So Nice)," Walter Wanderley
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(#26 US; #3 AC)

"Eleanor Rigby," The Beatles
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(US B-side of "Yellow Submarine"; #11 US; #1 UK as double A-side w/ "Yellow Submarine"; #137 on Rolling Stone's 500 Greatest Songs of All Time)

"Cherish," The Association
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(#1 US the weeks of Sept. 24 through Oct. 8, 1966; #38 AC)

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It got a lot of play back in the day, but I would have thought "Bungle in the Jungle" was their best known.
iTunes downloads and YouTube views say otherwise.

This is interesting. I had no idea that they (or maybe just he) were so religious.
Or at least obsessed with the subject.

I'm mostly in agreement with Maxwell Smart when given his choice of how to die. :D
None of the above?
 
The Soviet Union's Luna 10, which in April had become the first probe to ever orbit the Moon, carried measuring instruments but did not take photographs.
All space probes should take photographs in addition to data, because one picture is worth a thousand 01110111 01101111 01110010 01100100 01110011

the "first self-portrait of the Earth" was taken at a distance of roughly 239,000 miles.
Now that's a historic first.

"You're Gonna Miss Me," The Thirteenth Floor Elevators
I'm not familiar with this, but it's enjoyable. They seem to have an Animals-like sound.

"Summer Samba (So Nice)," Walter Wanderley
I do remember this one, and it has a nice nostalgic sound, despite its, ahem, deficit.

"Eleanor Rigby," The Beatles
A masterpiece of poetry.

"Cherish," The Association
Good one. I kind of forgot about this one, it's been so long since I heard it. There's no Oldies station that plays this kind of stuff anymore.

iTunes downloads and YouTube views say otherwise.
That's fascinating. I would have thought "Aqualung" was more of an obscurity. I can't remember the last time I heard it on the radio.

Or at least obsessed with the subject.
True, although they seem to have a theme of "You're doing it wrong," as opposed to "It's wrong."

None of the above?
"Old age." :D
 
50 Years Ago This Week

August 23 – Representatives of the "Big Four" nations that had occupied various zones of Germany since the end of World War II—the United States, the Soviet Union, the United Kingdom and France—signed an accord on the future of West Berlin after almost 17 months of negotiations. Specifically, travel on the three West Berlin Air Corridors and the highway, railroad and canal corridors connecting West Germany to West Berlin (which was surrounded by the territory of East Germany) was guaranteed to be unimpeded. In addition, the two million residents of West Berlin would be permitted periodic visits to East Berlin, which had been barred since 1966. For the first time in nearly 20 years, West Germans would be allowed to travel to the rest of East Germany, which had been closed to them since 1952. The agreement, however, did not contemplate the removal of the Berlin Wall (which would stand for another 18 years until 1989) and would not prohibit East German border guards from shooting East Germans attempting to escape.

August 25
  • Border clashes occur between Tanzania and Uganda.
  • Bangladesh and eastern Bengal are flooded; thousands flee the area.

August 26
  • The first online library computer network, OCLC, began for cataloging at Ohio University, initially as a plan for college libraries in the U.S. state of Ohio to be able to inquire about each others' book holdings via modem. Founded in 1967, OCLC stood for the Ohio College Library Center, and would be limited to that state until 1978, when it changed its name (but kept its initials) as the Online Computer Library Center. In 2003, it would become the producer of WorldCat for use on the internet.
  • A civilian government takes power in Greece.

Selections from Billboard's Hot 100 for the week:
1. "How Can You Mend a Broken Heart," Bee Gees
2. "Take Me Home, Country Roads," John Denver
3. "Signs," Five Man Electrical Band
4. "Mercy Mercy Me (The Ecology)," Marvin Gaye
5. "Mr. Big Stuff," Jean Knight
6. "Sweet Hitch-Hiker," Creedence Clearwater Revival
7. "Liar," Three Dog Night
8. "Smiling Faces Sometimes," The Undisputed Truth
9. "Spanish Harlem," Aretha Franklin
10. "Go Away Little Girl," Donny Osmond
11. "Beginnings" / "Colour My World", Chicago
12. "Uncle Albert/Admiral Halsey," Paul & Linda McCartney
13. "Ain't No Sunshine," Bill Withers
14. "You've Got a Friend," James Taylor
15. "Riders on the Storm," The Doors
16. "Whatcha See Is Whatcha Get," The Dramatics
17. "Draggin' the Line," Tommy James
18. "I Just Want to Celebrate," Rare Earth
19. "Indian Reservation (The Lament of the Cherokee Reservation Indian)," The Raiders
20. "What the World Needs Now Is Love / Abraham, Martin & John," Tom Clay
21. "It's Too Late" / "I Feel the Earth Move", Carole King
22. "Hot Pants, Pt. 1 (She Got to Use What She Got to Get What She Wants)," James Brown
23. "Won't Get Fooled Again," The Who
24. "Never Ending Song of Love," Delaney & Bonnie and Friends
25. "I Woke Up in Love This Morning," The Partridge Family
26. "If Not for You," Olivia Newton-John
27. "Stick-Up," Honey Cone
28. "Bring the Boys Home," Freda Payne
29. "Rings," Cymarron
30. "Maybe Tomorrow," Jackson 5
31. "Bangla Desh" / "Deep Blue", George Harrison

33. "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down," Joan Baez

35. "Tired of Being Alone," Al Green
36. "Maggie May" / "Reason to Believe", Rod Stewart
37. "Love the One You're With," The Isley Brothers

41. "The Story in Your Eyes," The Moody Blues

44. "Chirpy Chirpy Cheep Cheep," Mac & Katie Kissoon
45. "Do You Know What I Mean," Lee Michaels

47. "If You Really Love Me," Stevie Wonder

50. "Rain Dance," The Guess Who
51. "Moonshadow," Cat Stevens

61. "Sweet City Woman," Stampeders

65. "Make It Funky, Pt. 1," James Brown
66. "Stagger Lee," Tommy Roe
67. "I've Found Someone of My Own," The Free Movement

70. "The Love We Had (Stays on My Mind)," The Dells
71. "So Far Away" / "Smackwater Jack", Carole King

77. "Trapped by a Thing Called Love," Denise LaSalle
78. "Easy Loving," Freddie Hart

86. "A Natural Man," Lou Rawls

96. "Thin Line Between Love and Hate," The Persuaders


Leaving the chart:
  • "Don't Pull Your Love," Hamilton, Joe Frank & Reynolds (14 weeks)
  • "Hymn 43," Jethro Tull (2 weeks)

Recent and new on the chart:

"The Love We Had (Stays on My Mind)," The Dells
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(Aug. 14; #30 US; #8 R&B)

"Make It Funky, Pt. 1," James Brown
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(#22 US; #1 R&B)

"A Natural Man," Lou Rawls
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(#17 US; #14 AC; #17 R&B)

"Thin Line Between Love and Hate," The Persuaders
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(#15 US; #1 R&B)

"So Far Away," Carole King
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(#14 US; #3 AC)

"Smackwater Jack," Carole King
(#14 US as double A-side w/ "So Far Away")

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Damn their infernal Soviet logic!

I'm not familiar with this, but it's enjoyable. They seem to have an Animals-like sound.
An excellent specimen of emerging psychedelic garage rock. It's kinda grungy but you can go-go dance to it.

I do remember this one, and it has a nice nostalgic sound, despite its, ahem, deficit.
A pleasant piece of music you can enjoy while waiting for your elevator to get to the thirteenth floor. I recall that this shows up in an early episode of That Girl. Oh, Walter!

A masterpiece of poetry.
Songs like this were the reason I got into the Beatles. Here they embrace the "Yesterday" approach, though this time John and George are on the record vocally.

Good one. I kind of forgot about this one, it's been so long since I heard it. There's no Oldies station that plays this kind of stuff anymore.
A pretty classic that I was exposed to relatively early as music from the era goes...I think it was on that retro program that the Top 40 station I was listening to in my early teens used to run on Sundays. And you might catch stuff like this on Music Choice.
 
The first online library computer network, OCLC, began for cataloging at Ohio University, initially as a plan for college libraries in the U.S. state of Ohio to be able to inquire about each others' book holdings via modem.
"do u have kama sutra lol"

"The Love We Had (Stays on My Mind)," The Dells
Ernest, if not engaging.

"Make It Funky, Pt. 1," James Brown
James Brown, Pt. 137.

"A Natural Man," Lou Rawls
Otherwise known as The Retirement Song.

"Thin Line Between Love and Hate," The Persuaders
Ouch. That took a bad turn.

"So Far Away," Carole King
Classic.

A pleasant piece of music you can enjoy while waiting for your elevator to get to the thirteenth floor.
I see what you did there.

And you might catch stuff like this on Music Choice.
Yeah, Music Choice was pretty good, but I don't have access anymore.
 
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55.5th-ish Anniversary Viewing (Part 1)

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Branded
"The Wolfers"
Originally aired January 9, 1966
Xfinity said:
McCord finds a girl near death.

Jason is riding in the wilderness when he finds two people, a man and a woman, tied to the ground with stakes. The man is dead but he frees the woman (broken saber, natch), who's white but wearing buckskins (Zeme North) and briefly reacts violently before fainting, so he takes her into the shade and revives her with his trusty not-broken canteen. While he's trying to question her, a no-good type played by Bruce Dern sneaks up and tries to attack him with a rifle butt, but Jason thwarts him fistily and questions him slappily. The man, Les, says that she's his squaw and admits to tying the two of them there with his brothers to "learn her a lesson". She identifies herself as White Fawn and tells Jason how she was adopted by Kiowas when she was orphaned as a child, how the wolfers abducted her from her village, and that the man she was tied down with was her blood brother, who came after her.

Les gets out of bonds while Jason's sleeping and gets away, following which Jason agrees to take White Fawn to her village, though he doesn't think she's up to the travel. While they're resting in a cave, Les and his wolfer brothers Clyde and Jud (Morgan Woodward and Charles Horvath), catch up with them. A firefight ensues, in which Jud is hit, resulting in a standoff. Later, Clyde sneaks up on Jason while he's out getting water, tries to assault him with a knife, and ends up with it in his gut. Thinking that Jason lost the struggle, Les goes after Fawn in the cave and she shoots him in self-defense with Jason's pistol.

Later still, as Jason's going out to saddle his horse, several Kiowa jump him, including White Fawn's fiance, Young Hawk (Nick Dimitri), but Fawn intervenes and explains the situation. Jason dutifully brings up the question of whether Fawn should return to the world of her birth, but she chooses to stay with Young Hawk, and Jason agrees.

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12 O'Clock High
"The Slaughter Pen"
Originally aired January 10, 1966
Xfinity said:
Gallagher leads an air, land and sea assault on a German radar station.

https://www.trekbbs.com/threads/the-classic-retro-pop-culture-thread.278375/page-88#post-12385946

The 918th has to abort a strike on a new-fangled German radar installation commanded by General Reger (John van Dreelen), because it's a radar installation. Gallagher feels that hitting it is a job more suited to commandos, and General Pritchard is way ahead of him, taking him to a commando school run by British general St. John Keighley (Special Guest Star Michael Rennie). The 918th is to work on a coordinated assault with the commandos, but the resident radar expert turns out to be American captain Barney Deel (Harry Guardino), whose expulsion from West Point Gallagher was involved in, in addition to the two of them having some other history. The first training exercise, which involves the 918th, P-38 escorts, and commandos, goes poorly...and is being observed by a German spy to boot--bicycle-riding postman Henry Smith (Pat O'Hara).

The next exercise, which Gallagher observes from the ground, goes better, but Deel slips away to have a rendezvous with Sydney Vivyan (Juliet Mills), sister of the commandos' field leader, British colonel Percy Vivyan (David Frankham). Gallagher later stumbles upon Smith leaving his observation shack while riding by in a Jeep. Smith's little spy operation is busted, and it turns out that one of his sources of intelligence is Sydney's personal letters, in which she's been innocently blabbing about info she's been getting from both her brother's and Deel's loose lips. Gallagher chooses to go through with the operation, but moves it up to surprise the Germans.

Naval bombardment is involved in the actual operation, and Gallagher flies his observation P-51 to better coordinate the escorts. Reger summons German naval help for taking out the ships, which the commandos will need to go out on. Gallagher spots the German vessels and sends his own boys to take them out, which he watches with approval. The commandos make it into the bunker, Reger is shot, and he tells them not to bother sending in their demolitions team, because he already has the place set to blow. Deel thinks he's bluffing, goes back inside to scavange some German radar equipment, and is inside when the bunker goes up as promised.

In the Epilog, the half-assed drama surrounding Sydney is resolved, and Gallagher is planning to proceed with having the 918th bomb Hamburg, anticipating that it will be a milk run with the radar installation out of the picture. Everyone seems to have gotten over Deel during the commercial.

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Batman
"Hi Diddle Riddle"
Originally aired January 12, 1966
Holy series premiere!
Wiki said:
While the Riddler maneuvers Batman into being sued, the Dynamic Duo investigate the supervillain's concurrent scheme.
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Special Guest Villain
FRANK GORSHIN
as
THE RIDDLER


I love how Gordon makes a room full of policemen hand over their dicks before using the Batphone. Bruce mentioning how his parents were "murdered by dastardly criminals" is the closest the series came to addressing Batman's origin.

The Riddler's clue leads the Dynamic Duo to the Peale Art Gallery, outside of which they get a call on the Mobile Batphone with another riddle. Batman disregards it and he and Robin make their first climb, but without a window cameo. I got a good chuckle when Batman pulls a hook out of his utility belt to hang the severed window bars on. The Dynamic Duo intervene in what appears to be an armed robbery, but it's a sting with a photographer and lawyers ready to pounce, the latter serving a subpoena on the spot. The duo realize belatedly that the Riddler's clue could have tipped them off that the his gun was a lighter.

Faced with the prospect of having to reveal his identity in court (which wasn't an issue later in the series), Bruce pores over his father's old law books. (In the comics, Thomas Wayne was a doctor.) Dick comes up with the idea of examining the subpoena, which has two riddles in hidden writing. These lead them to a discotheque above the lair of the Riddler and his Cronies of the Week, the Molehill Mob...one of whom is Molly (future Bond girl Jill St. John). The Caped Crusader has to leave the Boy Wonder in the car, and Molly catches his attention at the bar with a riddle. He joins her for a dance, iconically showing us the Batusi, but comes to realize that his orange juice was "doped". Out in the alley, the Riddler is unable to steal the Batmobile because of a false start switch that sets off fireworks, so he has Robin smuggled down a manhole cover. When Batman gets outside, a couple of officers have to stop him from driving because of the shape he's in, and they lament when they see the Bat Signal.

In the Riddler's lair, the Prince of Puzzlers has Robin strapped down and his head locked in a vise for an as-yet-unrevealed purpose.

WILL ROBIN ESCAPE???
CAN BATMAN FIND HIM IN TIME?
IS THIS THE GHASTLY END OF OUR DYNAMIC DUO???
ANSWERS...TOMORROW NIGHT! SAME TIME, SAME CHANNEL!
ONE HINT...THE WORST IS YET TO COME!


Frank Gorshin's debut outing as the Riddler earned him a 1966 Emmy nomination for Outstanding Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Comedy.

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Ernest, if not engaging.
Pretty much.

James Brown, Pt. 137.
i like the little spoken intro.

Otherwise known as The Retirement Song.
The intro here, I think, speaks to a different cultural experience, and is very times-signy in doing so.

Ouch. That took a bad turn.
A bit memorable.

This one always felt like "L'il It's Too Late" to me, but that's not a bad thing.

Yeah, Music Choice was pretty good, but I don't have access anymore.
Did your Comcast provider stop carrying it? My ex's cable company did, and between that and losing the Weather Channel, she finally cut the cord and got a firestick.
 
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The Love We Had (Stays on My Mind)," The Dells, Aug. 14; #30 US; #8 R&B)A
In my view, and from a purely vocal standpoint, the Dells had no peers. No one in music could match lead singe, Marvin Junior’s powerful raspy tenor, not James, not Otis, not Ruffin, Teddy Pendergrass, no one. Marvin Junior’s voice set a standard in pop vocals, as did the group’s pioneering style of having multiple lead vocalists, including bass, 1st and 2n tenors, in the group

As forThe Love We Had Stays On My Mind, it was another of the griuo’s inspiring vocals that enjoyed success mainly because o r&b fans.The song was composed by the late great blues, folk, rkb, pop, soul, mystic, Terry Callier, while he and The Dells were label mates on Chess Records.

Although never as commercial a writer as the Motown or Stax/Volt crowd, .Terry was one of those songwriters who had the gift of melody, and nearly everything he wrote reflected that fact. His dongs always seemed to contain a certain dark beauty.

The Dells recorded and released a number of Terry Callier compusitions, some of which worked, while others, not do much. Callier had a unique vocal style that sometimes was required in order to get the most out of a particular song. “Stays On My Mind” wasn’t one of the songs that required Terry’s voice.

But ut may have required Marvin’s voice. Young hip hop singing group, Dru Hill, covered the song in the 00’s, I think, and at the point of the song where it modulates up, the kid who sang Marvin””s part had to sing it in falsetto, which Marvin did not have to do.
 
says that she's his squaw and admits to tying the two of them there with his brothers to "learn her a lesson".
Probably to speak English goodly.

how the wolfers abducted her from her village
So the Wolfers are basically a gang, I guess?

man she was tied down with was her blood brother, who came after her.
Why was it just him? These clowns don't seem much of a match for Indians.

Les gets out of bonds while Jason's sleeping and gets away
Luckily not thinking to kill anyone in their sleep.

Morgan Woodward
van Gelder and Tracey from Trek, and another one of those guys who excels at being the baddie.

Les goes after Fawn in the cave and she shoots him in self-defense with Jason's pistol.
That'll learn him.

White Fawn's fiance, Young Hawk
Where was Young Hawk when Blood Brother needed him? This episode sounds like a nice straightforward adventure, but so many plot holes.

(Special Guest Star Michael Rennie)
Why didn't he just disintegrate the radar installation and be done with it?

Sydney's personal letters, in which she's been innocently blabbing about info she's been getting from both her brother's and Deel's loose lips.
Deel sounds like an idiot, but the brother should know better.

In the Epilog, the half-assed drama surrounding Sydney is resolved
Overall, though, it sounds like a pretty epic mini movie.

Everyone seems to have gotten over Deel during the commercial.
I don't think he had many friends. :rommie:

I love how Gordon makes a room full of policemen hand over their dicks before using the Batphone.
Most of them never show their faces again. Kudos to O'Hara for facing humiliation on a regular basis. :rommie:

Bruce mentioning how his parents were "murdered by dastardly criminals" is the closest the series came to addressing Batman's origin.
I think it came up twice. I have a memory of Bruce saying essentially the same thing to Dick while sitting on the couch in Wayne Parlor.

Batman disregards it
Rookie mistake!

the latter serving a subpoena on the spot.
Holy Judge On The Take!

The Caped Crusader has to leave the Boy Wonder in the car
Too bad it's a convertible. They could have done a PSA about leaving the windows down. :rommie:

When Batman gets outside, a couple of officers have to stop him from driving because of the shape he's in
There's our PSA!

In the Riddler's lair, the Prince of Puzzlers has Robin strapped down and his head locked in a vise for an as-yet-unrevealed purpose.
He's going to give him such a headache.

Frank Gorshin's debut outing as the Riddler earned him a 1966 Emmy nomination for Outstanding Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Comedy.
And well deserved.

The intro here, I think, speaks to a different cultural experience, and is very times-signy in doing so.
I thought that, too, but then it went in a different direction. Kind of a weird song, now that I think of it.

Did your Comcast provider stop carrying it? My ex's cable company did, and between that and losing the Weather Channel, she finally cut the cord and got a firestick.
I basically don't have cable anymore, thanks to my cousins (i.e. landlords) taking over the account. The idea was to save me a couple of hundred bucks a month, but there were unintended consequences. It's fine, really, since I can still access channels that support automatic login through Wi Fi, and my TV is crap now anyway. The main thing I miss is TCM, but that's not even part of the new package.
 
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55.5th-ish Anniversary Viewing (Part 2)

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Batman
"Smack in the Middle"
Originally aired January 13, 1966

Back at the Batcave, the Caped Crusader tries in vain to get ahold of the Boy Wonder on his bootie-phone. The Prince of Puzzlers makes a mold of Robin's face...mask and all. Of course, nobody uses the opportunity to unmask him. The Riddler lets Robin make a call to Batman via Gordon's office, in which the arch-fiend drops a couple of clues to Robin's location to lure Batman in. Molly dons her Robin disguise, demonstrating while her mask is off that the Robin costume looks pretty cute on a woman. Burt Ward effecting feminine mannerisms and talking in her voice? Not as cute to me, but YMMV. Molly activates the transmitter in Robin's utility belt and she and the Riddler allow Batman to rescue Fake Robin after a car chase in which Batman uses the car's parachutes and ray projector. Molly pretends to be temporarily mute and Batman takes her back to the cave, where she drops her charade but finds that Batman covertly disabled her gun with a Bat-Laser. She goes straight for the reactor but starts to panic (inexplicably, for how much mobility she was demonstrating in the long shots), and slips into it despite Batman's efforts to save her...upon which we get that immortal line:

What a terrible way to go-go.​

Batman examines the tape of Robin's phone call and narrows down a potential location with the help of the Mobile Crime Computer in the Batmobile's trunk. This leads the Caped Crusader to a subway platform, where he uses a laser to detonate an explosive that reveals the Riddler's lair behind a wall. Batman nabs the Ridder with his Batarang and rope (and the help of some obviously reversed film), but the Riddler escapes by deploying a wall of bulletproof glass. Reunited with Batman, Robin shares some clues that he overheard while captive. The Riddler's target is the stuffed Moldavian Mammoth, which has jeweled eyes and is stuffed with now-priceless postage stamps. The Riddler puts the prime minister (Ben Astar) and guests out with laughing gas (pumped through labeled air vents) that also puts them to sleep...indulging in a brief comedy routine in-between. But as his goons are about to smuggle the mammoth underground, out of it pops the Dynamic Duo. We get our first sound effects-laden Batfight, and the Riddler gets away by triggering a gas explosion in the basement.

In the coda at Wayne Manor, the Riddler's lawsuit has been dropped (an angle that didn't really go anywhere other than as a means of delivering a couple of clues); Dick seems a little too enthusiastic about the possibility of the Riddler having died in the explosion; and Bruce has a moment of wistfulness for Molly, whom he really barely knew.

Burt Ward's lines seemed awkwardly dubbed in this one, even when he was really Robin.

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Gilligan's Island
"You've Been Disconnected"
Originally aired January 13, 1966
Wiki said:
A storm washes an international underwater telephone cable onto the shore of the lagoon. So, naturally, they try to call for help. Meanwhile, Ginger hears on the radio that Hollywood will film "The Ginger Grant Story". The castaways get several calls out, but none of them produce any results. Another storm comes and washes the cable back out to sea. Sandra Gould appears as a Telephone Operator. The castaways assume a repair crew will be dispatched to repair the wires, but courtesty of Gilligan's sealing it, there's no need for one.

For a change, the Skipper and the Professor are quickly on the scene following Gilligan finding the cable. Gilligan creates a little confusion by running around to tell the others that there's a telephone at the lagoon. They try cutting the cable with a diamond necklace, but manpower isn't enough to make it work. Next they mine natural gas to heat the cable...which temporarily gets Gilligan and the Skipper high; and the Professor's mechanism to use it sets Gilligan's pants on fire. (While Gilligan often gets things mixed up, he's generally honest.) Meanwhile, Ginger starts making notes about her time on the island for the movie...with an emphasis on Gilligan's mishaps.

The Professor starts tapping into lines using a seashell speaker, and has the castaways take turns monitoring them. The Skipper speaks Hawaiian, and listens in on a call in which a robbery is being planned, until Gilligan cuts the line as their only means of preventing it. Gilligan also has a mishap with rubber that the Professor's making from sap to rig a dialing system...which manages to get made anyway. Ginger and Mary Ann get through to an arguing English couple and the woman thinks the man's having an affair. Then Mary Ann and Gilligan get a couple making out who take the phone off the hook. The Professor manages to deduce the color for the US lines, so their calls resume a little more directed. One reaches a movie theater box office lady making non-recorded announcements; the next gets a St. Louis operator who wants them to deposit a dime.

After the storm, their last hope is that a repair crew will come out to fix the cable because of the exposed wires, but Gilligan reveals that he sealed the cable to protect the wires from the storm. In the coda, the others force Gilligan to repeatedly dive into the lagoon to find the cable. The Ginger B-plot goes nowhere.

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The Wild Wild West
"The Night the Dragon Screamed"
Originally aired January 14, 1966
Wiki said:
Jim and Artie are tracking down the smugglers of opium and Chinese aliens. Their trail leads them to a British ex-colonel who is planning to take over the Chinese throne.

A group of Chinese workers is being smuggled in on the foggy San Francisco dock set. When the woman supervising the affair, May Li (Beulah Quo), can tell that one of the workers must be a spy because there are too many--but can't tell that Artie in yellowface is obviously not Asian--she orders the entire group shot with a Gatling gun. With the help of a flash bomb, Jim literlly dives in and saves Artie by taking him into the water. Jim and Artie are investigating the Order of the Crimson Dragon, who are known to smuggle in opium but whose purpose for the workers is unknown. Back on the train, Jim gets a clue in a fortune cookie in a Chinese puzzle box that leads him to a restaurant that's a front for an opium den. There a man throws an ax at him from a hidden passage, which Jim follows him into, to find the man hanging onto the edge of a spiked pit as the wall starts to close in on Jim on the other side, threatening to push him in.

Jim uses a line-firing cane to get to the other side and save the man, though both fall through a trap door into the water below. On the dock, the hatchet man--billed as Mo Ti (Benson Fong)--shamed for bungling his job and now owing Jim his life, tells of how he believes he was hired on behalf of an Englishman. Mo Ti takes Jim to his connection, (everybody) Wang Chung (tonight; Richard Loo), who tells Jim of how the Englishman, Colonel Clive Allenby-Smythe, plans to take advantage of a Chinese emperor's recent death to install a Princess Ching Ling as a puppet serving him. Wang Chung wants to smuggle the princess out of the country to prevent this, and ensures Jim's help by revealing that he has Artie--who was abducted from the train by Quong Chu (Philip Ahn)--in a death trap. Wang Chung sends Jim to Quong Chu, only to find that Colonel Allenby-Smythe (Ben Wright) is already there, attempting to force Chu to give him the princess. Jim gets the colonel at gunpoint, but Chu, wanting to avoid bloodshed, uses a paralyzing blow dart on Jim, and has the princess brought down.

The colonel goes to Chung's place to find Artie in the intricate death trap, which he examines. Artie was captured in another yellowface disguise, so he maintains his role as General Sumatra, an armaments expert. Meanwhile, Chu reveals to Jim that he turned over a decoy, and the real princess (Pilar Seurat) is still with them, having been disguised as an old man. Jim tries to get the princess out and she starts getting romantic with him in a warehouse--because she's gotta get her kicks while she can--when Mo Ti pops up offering to help...but it's a trap, and he hands them over to May Li. Jim finds that Artie in disguise is now the colonel's guest, and the colonel decides to have Artie behead Jim with a scimitar.

Artie instead tries to convince the colonel that West may be useful to them, so Smythe takes them down to the hidden lair where he has the workers building a warship for him...and has both Jim and Artie pushed into a steam pit. Jim gets them out by climbing up the rough walls and using what appear to be acid pellets on the trap door so that it gives when a guard walks over it. Jim and Artie take the uniforms of a couple of the colonel's men and Jim sets a stockpile of explosives to blow in the lair...following which they're discovered and Conrad gets to show off kung fu moves against a number of opponents. Smythe comes after him upstairs and ends up going into the spiked pit in the secret corridor.

In the coda, the princess requests that the guys take her to an Italian restaurant, because she's going to be eating Chinese for the rest of her life.

This one wasn't as bad as it could've been as most of the guest cast were actually Asian actors...Ross Martin was the only one doing a cringey yellowface schtick. Nevertheless, one of the credited guests was rather unhelpfully billed as "Oriental".

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Hogan's Heroes
"The Gold Rush"
Originally aired January 14, 1966
Wiki said:
When the Nazis store a truck filled with gold bricks looted from France at Stalag 13, the prisoners only have one objective: stealing as much as they can.

Schultz brings a new prisoner from Gestapo HQ, Captain Martin (Tom Hatten), along with news of the confiscated gold shipment, which the prisoners listen in about. Hogan plants a marked map among Martin's effects in Klink's office, making it appear that the Allies were planning a raid on the shipment at its destination, and puts the idea in Klink's head to have the gold brought to the safest place in Germany. Then the prisoners make it appear that Klink's office steps have termites, and should be rebuilt with bricks. Then, when the shipment arrives, they sabotage the truck, and drug the coffee that Schultz is bringing to the truck's guards. Newkirk and Carter take the guards' uniforms (with Newkirk objecting for the first time that they could be shot if caught), and they help to smuggle the boxes into the barracks and down to the tunnel, where the prisoners work an assembly line to disguise bricks as gold and vice versa. The disguised bricks are put back on the truck, the guards are put back in place, and the next day the prisoners work on the steps while the shipment leaves. Klink is pleased with his new steps, and Hogan boasts that they're as good as gold. In the coda, the officer in charge of the shipment, Major Krieger (Rick Traeger), returns to the stalag insisting that the gold must have been stolen during their stop there. As Krieger searches the camp, Hogan sits on the steps to cover a chip in the red paint revealing the gold underneath.

Disss-missssed!

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Get Smart
"Kisses for KAOS"
Originally aired January 15, 1966
Wiki said:
After several buildings are inexplicably blown up, CONTROL follows the trail to an art gallery where a former chemist, debonair Rex Savage, has teamed up with painter Mondo to produce a series of explosive paintings. 99 disguises herself as an art expert with Max as her driver/butler as they try to get Savage's fingerprints and photograph, something that turns out to be more complicated than expected.

Max is reporting to 99 about his surveillance of a threatened consulate in the role of a groundskeeper when it blows up. Max finds evidence in the rubble of a painting that was recently delivered prior to the explosions. The Chief gives the agents their assignment, but it turns out that Savage (Michael Dante) always wears gloves, and moves around so much that Max has trouble getting a shot of him with a hat camera...though Mondo (John Abbott), who thinks he recognizes Max, gets one of him with a camera concealed in a painting of a camera. 99 arranges to spend some alone time with Savage to try to get his gloves off, while Max keeps an eye on them at Lover's Leap from his own car, reporting to the Chief via a steering wheel phone (the dial being concealed in the entire wheel). Max is questioned and taken in by a policeman (Ray Kellogg) for his suspicious behavior, which includes having an inflatable female dummy in his passenger seat.

Continuity point (emphasis mine)...

The Chief: Here we are one of the best-known secret organizations in the country, and we can't even get a simple little set of fingerprints!​

99 arranges to have Savage for a dinner date at Max's apartment, where they plan to use a set of gadgets provided by Prof. Parker--a camera concealed in a soup bowl, a roll meant to capture Savage's fingerprints, and a recorder and microphone concealed in a bowl of fruit. This is working, however awkwardly, when Mondo shows up with a gun, having identified Smart. Max and 99 are taken to Mondo's studio, where they try to force 99 to apply the explosive paint to Max's body. 99 spills the paint so that Savage and Mondo can't move without setting it off...but neither can she and Max.

In the coda, Max accidentally paints his apartment with the explosive paint, setting it off when he closes the door while leaving.

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So the Wolfers are basically a gang, I guess?
Wolf hunters. There, I done learned ya somethin'!

Luckily not thinking to kill anyone in their sleep.
Probably too risky...Jason was sitting up armed...sleeping on guard.

Where was Young Hawk when Blood Brother needed him? This episode sounds like a nice straightforward adventure, but so many plot holes.
Out hunting or something, I imagine.

I don't think he had many friends. :rommie:
But even the girl who was seeing him seemed all bright and chipper.

Most of them never show their faces again. Kudos to O'Hara for facing humiliation on a regular basis. :rommie:
They do a similar beat in the next pair of episodes, but Inspector Bash doesn't come back for more.

I think it came up twice. I have a memory of Bruce saying essentially the same thing to Dick while sitting on the couch in Wayne Parlor.
Maybe. If so, we'll probably see.

Holy Judge On The Take!
I was wondering about that.

And well deserved.
My appreciation for everything that this show was bringing to the table grows with time, age, and immersive retro context. It really pops compared to the surrounding shows.

I thought that, too, but then it went in a different direction. Kind of a weird song, now that I think of it.
I think it all ties in, and with something I was reading about Shaft. This was an age when black men were feeling more free to assert/express their masculinity than they'd been able to in the Jim Crow era.
 
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Molly dons her Robin disguise, demonstrating while her mask is off that the Robin costume looks pretty cute on a woman. Burt Ward effecting feminine mannerisms and talking in her voice? Not as cute to me, but YMMV.
This is the sort of thing that made them want to add Aunt Harriet.

What a terrible way to go-go.
At least she didn't come back out all big and green or something.

But as his goons are about to smuggle the mammoth underground, out of it pops the Dynamic Duo.
Holy Turning The Moldavian Mammoth Into A Trojan Horse!

Bruce has a moment of wistfulness for Molly, whom he really barely knew.
Perhaps he shares your opinion of how she looked in that tight little Robin outfit.
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the Professor's mechanism to use it sets Gilligan's pants on fire. (While Gilligan often gets things mixed up, he's generally honest.)
You'll be happy to know it took me about six passes to get this. :rommie:

The Ginger B-plot goes nowhere.
Except into a B-Movie.

the woman supervising the affair, May Li (Beulah Quo), can tell that one of the workers must be a spy because there are too many
Or just a stowaway with dreams of life in America. Calm down, lady!

everybody) Wang Chung (tonight
:rommie:

Quong Chu (Philip Ahn)
Master Kan!

he maintains his role as General Sumatra
One of the lesser-known superheroes, but the go-to guy for giant rats.

she starts getting romantic with him in a warehouse--because she's gotta get her kicks while she can
Things move fast in the Wild West.

Conrad gets to show off kung fu moves against a number of opponents.
Which brings to mind another possible crossover, as WWW is basically concurrent with Caine's quest-- or did that come up already?

In the coda, the princess requests that the guys take her to an Italian restaurant, because she's going to be eating Chinese for the rest of her life.
Make the most of it when you're in an exotic land. :D

with Newkirk objecting for the first time that they could be shot if caught
Gotta remind the audience that it's not all fun and games.

the prisoners work an assembly line to disguise bricks as gold and vice versa.
I'm not a precious metals expert, but are gold bricks and brick bricks really that similar?

As Krieger searches the camp, Hogan sits on the steps
What a goldbrick.

Max is questioned and taken in by a policeman (Ray Kellogg) for his suspicious behavior, which includes having an inflatable female dummy in his passenger seat.
Pretty strict laws in that town.

The Chief: Here we are one of the best-known secret organizations in the country, and we can't even get a simple little set of fingerprints!
That's fantastic. :rommie:

In the coda, Max accidentally paints his apartment with the explosive paint, setting it off when he closes the door while leaving.
Missed him by that much.

Wolf hunters. There, I done learned ya somethin'!
You did! :rommie:

But even the girl who was seeing him seemed all bright and chipper.
I guess that says something about either the relationship or the writers. :rommie:

I think it all ties in, and with something I was reading about Shaft. This was an age when black men were feeling more free to assert/express their masculinity than they'd been able to in the Jim Crow era.
Looking at the lyrics, I get the feeling that Lou tacked on a preamble to a pre-existing song, but there's no Wiki page to confirm or deny.
 
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