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50th Anniversary Viewing Revisited
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Ironside
"A Killing at the Track"
Originally aired February 4, 1971
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A jockey is suspected of throwing races.
The team is enjoying a day at the races in a cushy boxed seating area when Mark notices that the jockey of his horse, Easy Jack, is holding back; the jockey then falls off the horse, which is the third time such an incident has happened in the last month. The Chief doesn't care because his horse won, but afterward Commissioner Randall brings Bill O'Brien (Dana Elcar), head of the racing board, to the Cave requesting an investigation. That there was no obvious cause, and that each thrown jockey was riding a favorite, causes them to suspect foul play. The Chief visits the jockey, Mike Yeager (Joel Grey), at the hospital, though he wasn't seriously injured. This is the second time he's taken a fall, and he responds very defensively to Ironside's questions. After the Chief leaves, Yeager responds with equal hostility to the concerns of his wife, Marcia (Sherry Lansing--whom IMDb says is 5' 10", so it's interesting that they cast her as the wife of a jockey, though they don't make anything of it visually). Back at the Cave, Ironside runs down that all of the horses who won in these incidents were long shots from the stable of a Scott Bradley, who happens to be an old flame of Eve's.
Eve arranges to run into Scott--Hey, hey, it's Ron Ely! Where ya been, jungle man? If I hadn't seen his name in the credits, I might not have recognized him with his clothes on. Anyway, Bradley's dining with another jockey, Al Cochran (Frank Corsentino), at the time; and ends up making a date with Eve. Meanwhile, the track's vet (Karl Swenson) determines that Easy Jack wasn't drugged, and couldn't have been switched with a ringer, though the Chief is suspicious of how the systems preventing these things may have been circumvented. Then Mrs. Yeager, who's been wanting her husband to get out of jockeying, talks to Ironside, and turns him on to the fact that Yeager's been popping tranquilizers. A lab technician (Don Ross) determines that Yeager's tranq has been laced with a hallucinogen.
The Chief narrows in on a horse from Bradley's stable that's likely to be the next surprise winner, Pesadilla, and wants O'Brien to start talking the horse up as a potential winner. To that end, Eve goads Scott and Al, who's riding the horse, into demonstrating what she can really do, while witnesses are present, including the vet and his assistant (Al Hopson). The likely winner of the race is Tiny Oscar, whose jockey is replaced at the last minute by Yeager.
The Chief confronts Yeager about his tranq having been drugged without his knowledge, and speculates that another method may have been used on the previous occasion. To that end he advises Yeager not to eat or drink anything before the race...thus it's particularly conspicuous when Al offers him gum as they're preparing to ride. When Yeager starts to feel woozy while riding, he remembers the Chief's advice, takes the gum out, and finishes to win the race. In the coda, it's determined that the gum was drugged, and that Al and a couple of other jockeys were the culprits in the scheme. Eve continues to see Scott.
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Adam-12
"Log 36: Man Between"
Originally aired February 4, 1971
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Reed's day starts out with Reed first filing a complaint against a door-to-door salesman for illegally modifying Reed's $30 check into a $300 check and then later buying a day-old newspaper, prompting Officer Wells (Gary Crosby) to tell Reed he's "too trusting". Wells and Reed later apprehend a man fitting the description of a shooting suspect, but Wells arrests him rather than wait for the victim to confirm the identity. The suspect turns out not to be the shooter, but the victim's drunk husband is, and Sgt. MacDonald admonishes Wells for the false arrest. Other calls include two men fighting over a marijuana plant and a distraught woman running to a bank to get a ransom for her baby being held by an armed and mentally unstable man.
Reed files his report before roll call, and explains the situation to Pete in the break room. Wells ribs Reed for falling for the con. On patrol, Reed and Malloy see two men (presumably Squire Fridell and Tom Stebing, though I didn't catch their character names being dropped) fighting over a grocery bag. The men try to run when the officers ask to see what's in it; it turns out to be a potted marijuana plant.
Back on patrol, they almost hit a woman (Peggy Webber) who's running frantically across the street; she tries desperately to get into a closed bank, then tells them that she needs $1,000 or someone will kill her baby. The woman, Mary Grant, explains that her infant is being held by her brother, an escaped mental patient. The officers call in Mac and more units, and they make plans to go into the house over a floorplan on the pull-out board in the back of Mac's wagon. Reed and Malloy sneak in the back door wearing bulletproof vests and locate the room with the playpen, where they find the man playing solitaire, a rifle within reach. Malloy gets the drop on him while Reed runs in and extracts the baby.
Heading to the station for a seven, Reed stops to pick up a newspaper, and the newsboy (Chris Hundley) sells him one that's a day old; Wells humiliates him about it back in the break room.
After dark the officers are assigned to investigate unknown trouble involving shots fired. At the home, they find a Spanish-speaking woman crying and cowering behind armchair. Mrs. Martinez (Solica) tells them that somebody took three shots at her from outside. While Malloy is getting more out of her, Wells and Reed check the backyard, where a man hiding in bushes tries to run. They subdue and arrest him, and Wells assumes he's the shooter. The man, Raul Gonzales (Efrain Ramirez), says that he was just taking his usual shortcut through the lawn. Reed believes him, and Wells accuses Reed of waiting for the Great Pumpkin on Halloween! Meanwhile, Malloy has learned from Mrs. Martinez that the shooter was her drunk husband, Carlos. Outside, he comes out of hiding (Bert Santos) with a gun and threatens to shoot Reed; but Malloy sneaks up on him from behind and they disarm him. Back at HQ, Wells admits to having been wrong after getting chewed out for not at least taking his suspect in to see Mrs. Martinez.
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The Partridge Family
"To Play or Not to Play"
Originally aired February 5, 1971
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Laurie refuses to cross the picket line and play when the hotel workers where they're scheduled to perform go out on strike.
The family arrives late for a gig at the Village Quarter, which Danny considers to be an important venue; and Laurie runs into an old school friend, Marc (Michael Lembeck), who works in the club's kitchen. They also meet the owner, Marino (Harvey Lembeck), who presses them into doing a rehearsal, where they play "There's No Doubt in My Mind":
The kitchen crew come out to watch, and Marino gets into an argument with them. Marc leads them in walking out to go on a strike in the middle of the song. Outside, Marc explains their grievances with Martino to Laurie, who decides that she won't cross the line to play. (The family is staying in the Village Inn hotel across the street.) Shirley and Danny go to talk to Martino and he tries to strongarm them, getting on Shirley's bad side.
Danny looks into both sides of the issue, finding that it's a matter of exploitation vs. lack of respect for authority. He brings Marc in to negotiate with Marino, locking them in until they reach an agreement. Shirley and Reuben go to see Marino themselves and find that Danny's already making great progress. Cut to the band performing "Umbrella Man" in the restaurant, the crew watching from the kitchen.
The family departs with Marc enjoying his newly negotiated rights by taking a scheduled break to see them off.
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That Girl
"That Shoplifter"
Originally aired February 5, 1971
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Ann is tricked by a conman into shoplifting.
Ann is working in a department store PA announcement booth when a man (Jerry Hausner) overhears her mentioning being an actress while talking to Donald, and approaches her to do some shoplifting for him. Ann explains to Donald at Nino's that Mr. Baxter said he was the head of security and wants her to help him test the place. She rehearses for her new role at home, demonstrating her techniques to Donald. She then takes her act to the store, and meets Baxter in the agreed-upon storeroom with her merchandise. She continues each day using new methods, though she occasionally has to explain things like why she's pushing a baby carriage to the uniformed security guard, Jim--Begorrah, 'tis Stafford Repp himself! But eventually she's present when Jim is approached by the real, much younger Mr. Baxter (Mat Reitz), and realizes that she's actually been stealing.
When she tells Donald, he comes up with the idea of nabbing Fake Baxter and turning him in to Real Baxter. But when she brings Donald to the storeroom, Fake Bax doesn't show, opting instead to pop up at Ann's apartment later. He explains that he's Walter Harrison, the store's forcibly retired former head of security, and that he needs her to continue helping him to prove that he's still needed so he can get his job back. She goes to her boss, Mr. Dawson (George Ives), to explain what happened and try to get Harrison his job back, only to learn that Baxter has been head of security for years, and that Harrison is an infamous thief. Because he's used this method before, she doesn't get arrested or lose her job.
"Oh, Donald" count:
7
"Oh, Mr. Dawson" count:
1
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Love, American Style
"Love and the Arctic Station / Love and the Pulitzer Prize Baby / Love and the Tattoo"
Originally aired February 5, 1971
In "Love and the Pulitzer Prize Baby," famous actress Michelle Turner (Leslie Parrish) visits Pulitzer-winning author Ralph Morrison (Roger Perry) to proposition him to father a child who would have his brains and her looks. He agrees, to the disapproval of his mother (Nancy Walker), who learns the name of the hunting lodge where the weekend rendezvous is to take place. The couple of opportunity check into the place in the middle of a snowstorm as Mr. and Mrs. Smith, to the suspicion of the Bible-thumping desk clerk (Will Geer). He gives them a cabin anyway, but once they're alone with their brass bed, Michelle starts feeling awkward about it on the basis that they've gotten to know each other too well during the ride and may have fallen in love. Meanwhile, Mrs. Morrison shows up asking about them, and the desk clerk learns that they're really sinners after all. He and Mrs. M hatch a scheme that involves him starting a fire without opening the draft to try to lure Ralph into a bear trap that he sets, and her paying them a visit dressed as a bear (likely somebody else in a costume with a moving bear mouth, with Nancy Walker's voice coming out). But Mrs. M learns that before she arrived, Ralph and Michelle took a drive and got married.
"Love and the Tattoo" involves Ken (Gary Collins) and Phyllis (Stefanie Powers), an engaged couple who've never been intimate. She wants to get on with consummating their relationship now, but he says that he swore that he'd save himself until marriage. Back at his place, however, he and his roommate, Homer (Dick Van Patten), are desperately trying to remove a chest tattoo that he got in the Navy with an old flame's name on it. They call in a tattoo artist, Salvatore (Vito Scotti), but he won't touch it when he discovers that it's the work of a famed master in the trade. Meanwhile, Phyllis shares her concerns with her roommate, Barbara (Pamela Rodgers), and after Phyllis realizes that she's never seen Ken's chest they try to come up with a way to make him take off his shirt. At the couple's next date at Phyllis's place, she comes on strong and starts trying to get his shirt off, while he stalls. He eventually decides to let her have her way, but with the lights off; but she wants to see his chest, so she turns them back on and he makes an excuse to suddenly leave. She comes by his place later to give him back his ring, and he confesses to having the tattoo...which she doesn't mind that much, because she was afraid there was something wrong with his body. Cut to the wedding night on their brass bed, when we find that they've had "ERNA" edited to "Phyllis--EtERNAlly, Ken".
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Strangely, I don't think I've ever heard it.
Nor I. Perhaps just one that's favored among his fans, and being sold up.
It's kind of interesting that a Cat Stevens song has the same plot as "Architects of Fear" and Watchmen.
I don't get much of a plot out of the lyrics themselves.
And it's ironic that he is warning us against "adopting inherited wisdoms from people who claimed to be masters of the high, moral ground."
I think you've touched upon something else I don't like about Stevens as an artist that doing the album review brought out...the guy's all about his quest for spiritual enlightenment right out of the damn box. Something that's not as obvious going by just his singles.