The classic Questionarre thread!

[RJDiogenes]

Maybe your Worcester is pronounced that way, but ours isn't.

If it makes you feel any better, Dorchester rhymes with War-chester.

 

[Gov Kodos]

Unlike Gloucester

 

[rhubarbodendron]

That's pretty good. It's kind of like "Wooh-stuh," with the "oo" like in "good" and the "u" like in "run."

Or simply like Bertie Wooster

 

[thestrangequark]

That's pretty good. It's kind of like "Wooh-stuh," with the "oo" like in "good" and the "u" like in "run."

Or simply like Bertie Wooster

Once I got depressed so I drew a a picture of Bertie Wooster to make myself feel better.

Bertie and Honoria by the bridge -- I think it's a scene out of Code of the Woosters, but when you've read them all the books kind of jumble together!

 

[Emher]

Ya'll realize I have to absolutely butcher the word "Worcestershire" in my next accent vid.

 

[Pondwater]

1. What is your favorite word?

Whatever.

2. What is your least favorite word?

Bitch

3. What turns you on?

Dark hair and the ability to keep a job.

4. What turns you off?

Arrogance, irresponsibility and uncleanliness.

5. What is your favorite curse word?

Fuck.

6. What sound or noise do you love?

Rain falling.

7. What sound or noise do you hate?

Ebonic words.

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?

Pastry Chef

9. What profession would not like to do?

Garbage collection.

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?

Hello.

 

[RJDiogenes]

Unlike Gloucester

Or Leicester.

That's pretty good. It's kind of like "Wooh-stuh," with the "oo" like in "good" and the "u" like in "run."

Or simply like Bertie Wooster

Yeah, probably.

Ya'll realize I have to absolutely butcher the word "Worcestershire" in my next accent vid.

And the question is: "What kind of nightie does Bertie wear?"

 

[Zulu Romeo]

Unlike Gloucester

Or Leicester.

What about Cirencester?

 

[Avon]

1. What is your favorite word? Schlep

2. What is your least favorite word? fleece

3. What turns you on? Nice hair and a sense of humor

4. What turns you off? track suits and council houses

5. What is your favorite curse word? Imbecile

6. What sound or noise do you love? Silence or a big v8 engine

7. What sound or noise do you hate? phones ringing

8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? panel show comedian

9. What profession would not like to do? anything that requires keeping to a schedule

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates? This is just a hallucination while your brain shuts down.

 

[bbjeg]

1. What is your favorite word?
Moist
2. What is your least favorite word?
Dismemberment
3. What turns you on?
Intelligence
4. What turns you off?
Ignorance
5. What is your favorite curse word?
Fuck
6. What sound or noise do you love?
The Ocean
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
A cat vomiting
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Graphic editing
9. What profession would not like to do?
Mining
10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the pearly gates?
Yes, we do that here.

 

[TEACAKE'S PLEATHER DOME]

I must be the only one that doesn't like the sound of rain.

Probably because I have lived in a series of houses with bad, bad roofs

 

[lurok]

1. What is your favorite word? Schlep

6. What sound or noise do you love? Silence or a big v8 engine

...I also have a strange thing for Harley engines.

1. What is your favorite word?
Moist

I like all the above

 

[RJDiogenes]

Unlike Gloucester

Or Leicester.

What about Cirencester?

No idea. That's a new one on me.

 

[Avon]

Gloster, lester, wooster, but sirensester

makes no sense, but then english is pretty inconsistent

 

[Gov Kodos]

At least the language is consistent that way.